Hey everyone sorry for the wait... I really really am so I made this extra funny just for you guys. Warning I'm was in a weird mood so because I am paranoid I am going to say theres smut in this chapter but I promise its not bad, ya stop thinking bad stuff like that! Its not like that! Okay well anyway~
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Adria's POV
Adria fumbled with her keys as she tried to balance the bag of flour over her knee. As soon as it was in she turned it and walked through the door.
"Nina?! I got the flour!"
Her older sister came into her view and responded, "thanks De, but Marie left. Her parents decided to come much earlier than planned."
"Oh alright then", Adria said as Nina removed the heavy load from her arms and then walked towards the kitchen. As soon as her shoes were off, Adria ran upstairs. 'Better go apologise to Jack, Marie probably knocked the wind out of him with that grip of hers', Adria thought.
The brunette opened the door to her room to see North and Sandy talking frantically about something. Well North was talking...and then interpreting Sandy's pictures. Adria looked around the rest of the room, "Guys?" They turned towards her, "where are the others."
One explanation later
Adria pounded her fist on her opposite hand, "ugh I can't believe Marie! She's always taking my stuff."
Gold Sand escaped from Sandy's ears. "Lil'girl, we are not property!", Norths said in a booming voice.
Adria rubbed the back of her neck and laughed nervously, "ya sorry, poor choice of words. It's just this isn't her first taking spree."
"Lil,lil girl just looks up to lil girl is all." Adria scrunched her eyebrows together confused. 'Just nod and smile', she said to herself and did so.
"So what now?" North asked. Sandy placed a question mark over his head and shrugged.
"Now..." Adria picked up the two guardians and put them in her sweater pocket, "...we go to Marie's house."
Adria knocked on the door to her cousin's home. Her aunt answered talking on the phone.
"Adria darling," she kissed her on each cheek, "Marie's upstairs." With that she walked off continuing to talk to the other person on the line.
"She seems like someone I would have had on naughty list."
Adria rolled her eyes. "Tell me about it", she said toward her pocket.
She walked through the house and up the spiraling stairs. She looked for the familiar pink door that marked Marie's room.
"Guys stay quiet and hidden okay?" She didn't bother waiting for a response as she opened the door. When she got inside she wasn't sure if she should laugh or feel sympathy for the three guardians.
Marie was sitting on the floor next to a small table which had 4 porcelain cups and a teapot on it. To her right was a teddy bear and on his lap was Jack lying on his stomach...in a baby pink dress! Holding back giggles Adria looked over at her younger cousin who was holding Bunny and Tooth in her hands. Bunny was wearing a yellow poofy tutu and his ears were tied together with a green bow. Tooth had a stripe of red lipstick across her face and blue eye shadow that reached her forehead and her wings had sequins poorly tapped to them. Marie held them together, faces touching and was making kissing noises.
'If only the Sweet Tooth shippers could see this', Adria thought. "Umm Marie..."
Marie looked up from her toys and smiled innocently at her cousin. "Hi DeDe, wanna play with me."
"Marie I thought I told you to not take things that don't belong to you", Adria scolded. The little girl frowned and looked at the floor lowering the 'dolls' on top of her lap.
Adria smiled and sat down crossed legged across from the tiny brunette making sure not to sit on her sweater pocket. She couldn't stay mad at her.
"Just don't do it again okay?" Marie looked up and smiled.
Adria looked back toward Jack. He stayed completely still but mouthed, 'help me' since Marie wouldn't see it. "Marie can I ask you a question?" The girl nodded.
"Why is the blue boy..." she pointed at Jack knowing that her cousin never saw the movie yet, "...in a dress and leaning over a teddy bear."
Adria let go of Bunny and Tooth, letting them lie in her lap. "Because he is the baby...and baby's are supposed to wear dresses." In a stern voice she added, "and he was being a bad baby so Mr. Brown is giving him a spanking." Adria looked back at Jacks predicament to see the bears round furry hand lying on top of Jacks behind. Adria was about to roll over laughing but somewhat held herself back.
"Then who are they?", Adria pointed towards Bunny and Tooth.
"The mommy and daddy, duh!", she raised her hands over her head in emphasis to how obvious it was. Adria was about to ask another question but Marie interrupted her, "and Mr. Bunny and Ms. Fairy are on their honeymoon so they need to look pretty today."
Marie picked up Bunny by the waist and held him up to Adrias face. "Doesn't Mr. Bunny look cute!", Marie said proudly.
Adria started to giggle and flicked the green bow on the Easter Bunny's head, "ya very cute." Bunny glared at her as Marie pulled him back onto her lap.
"That's great Marie but I'm going to have to take back..."
Marie held her finger to her lips and shushed her older cousin, "its nap time Adria. You're the nanny while Mr and Mrs Bunny are on their honeymoon."
"Marie I really need to..."
Marie began to pout and her eyes began to water. When she did that Adria could never say no to her, "okay I'll play, what do you want me to do."
Marie smiled in triumph, "pick up the baby, but be careful of his head, he's just a baby." Adria did as she was told as Jack gave her a death glare."
Marie nodded please, "now rock him back and forth so he'll fall asleep."
"Um okay?" After a few moments Marie spoke up again, "okay he's asleep. Now you need to put his PJ's on. Adria noticed Jacks eyes widen. Marie handed Adria a blue onsie from one of her Barbie dolls. Adria's face became hot.
"Marie I don't think I can..."
"Adria you said you'd play."
"Ya but..."
Marie let out an irritated humph and pulled Jack from her cousin's arms. "Here I'll get you started", she said as she pulled the dress over Jacks head. Adria looked away, "no Marie!"
Adria peeked between her fingers and blushed a bright red. Jack was lying half naked in one of the teacups. 'At least she left on his briefs and undershirt', she thought optimistically.
"Now you do the rest, you are the nanny." Marie grabbed the end of the teacup and put it in the older girls hand. By now Adria's face was entirely red. She looked at the onsie and back at Jack. She could read his face clearly although it was also red, it said, 'don't you dare'. Adria wished she didn't have to but she felt it would be even more awkward to see Jack like this. So she decided to do the second best option...she asked her cousin.
"Marie would you do it...you would do it so much better."
Marie looked at her in shock, "w-well I guess that's true." She picked Jack up by pinching the back of his undershirt and dropped him into the onsie. Once his feet hit the bottom she set him in between her feet to hold him steady and then pulled his arms through the sleeves. Then she lifted him back up and placed him on his stomach on the table and zipped the onsie close. She then held him up to her face to admire her work, holding him under the arms with her fingers. She smiled brightly, "awww he's so cute!" Adria had to admit he was. She was fangirling inside on having Jack in that baby blue onsie. Marie pulled Jack to her chest and hugged him as she twisted herself from side to side. After a few more twists she stood up letting Tooth and Bunny drop from her lap to the floor. She then went over to her play dollhouse, which looked more like a doll mansion to Adria, and was about to place Jack in the toy crib. Before she did though she quickly turned and ran toward her cousin and pushed Jacks head into Adria's lips. Adria was stunned and quickly pulled back from the head that was probably the size of her thumb.
"A good nanny always kisses the baby on the head before bed for good dreams", Marie stated matter of factly. She then put Jack in the crib which he was a tiny bit too big for and turned back to her cousin. She picked up Tooth and Bunny and held Tooth out to Adria. Adria held out her hands and Marie dropped the fairy into them. "You tuck in Ms. Fairy while me and Mr. Bunny go find a comb for his fur."
Before Adria could argue for Bunny's sake Marie was out the door. As soon as she left Jack and Tooth shot up from where they lied down limply.
Tooth turned around in circles trying to get a glimpse of her wings, "my wings! My beautiful wings! Does she know how long it's going to take to get tape residue out! I don't even know if it can come out!"
"At least she didn't use glue", Adria tried. Tooth shot her an annoyed look, "not helping."
"Argh!" Adria looked toward the doll house to see that Jack had already climbed out of the crib but was now struggling to unzip himself from the onsie. "This is like a tiny jail cell in the form of clothing. Ugh why does the zipper have to be in the back my hoodie can come on and off without all this hassle."
Adria walked up to Jack and picked him up by the hood of the onsie. He started kicking his legs and arms and began to pout, "stop picking me up by the hood."
"Well then stop wearing things with hoods on them."
"If I remember correctly I didn't chose to put this on", he said and then blushed along with Adria and Tooth. He looked down at the floor and mumbled, "just unzip me please."
Adria thought about it, "um maybe not." Jacks head shot up and his arms and legs straightened, "Why not?!"
"Remember that revenge I spoke of earlier", she said. Also she wasn't too keen on undressing him again but she didn't mention that thought out loud.
Jack gave her a hurt puppy dog face. Adria just couldn't stop fangirling, he was so adorable. He looked down at Adrias other hand, "Tooth?"
"Sorry sweetie, but you did have it coming. Besides you look so incredibly cute in that onsie." Jack blushed and Adria smiled, 'Tooth was such a fangirl as well'.
"Is lil' girl gone?", North's booming voice yelled from her pocket as he pocked his head out. Adria was surprised. Honestly they had been so quiet, she forgot the two guardians were there. Sandy she understood but North? She didn't think he could be so silent for so long.
"Ya North she's gone."
"Good good."
"Sandy peaked his head under North's large arm he formed a snowflake and a question mark.
North looked where the small man pointed to and laughed, "Jack what are you wearing my boy?"
Before the winter spirit could reply Marie yelled from down the hall, "Adria!" Small footsteps approached the door.
Jack and Tooths faces filled with fear. "She's back", they said in slow unison. Adria let out a small laugh how the guardians of children could fear such a small child was hilarious. She pushed the two guardians in her hands into the pocket the opposite side of North and Sandy. "Stay quiet you guys", she whispered.
Marie walked in with a plate of cookies, "mommy told the nanny to make us food because she thought you might be hungry.
"Oh awesome", Adria grabbed a cookie and then noticed something. "Um where's Bu...Mr. Bunny?"
"Oh, he's playing with Muffins."
Adria's eyes widened. 'Oh no', she thought.
Hope you liked it and had a good laugh! Review and tell me what you think XD poor guardians I hope there not hating me to much right now... :/
The Unnamed Artist