Chaos in Town!

A/N I am going to do something, I don't know how many references I put in this chapter, I want you to count how many, in a story from my Fimfiction days, I accidentally made a Beetle Juice reference without realizing it. Let's see how many you can count.

"Okay, where's the nearest town at?" asked Luke, who was sitting on top of a tree. He was trying to get a view of what was around him and to see where a town would be.

"How should I know?" asked Dameon.

"Maybe because of History? Remember, villages or towns are built by the rivers, we find a river-"

"We find a town." Finished Dameon.

"Exactly, now look for a river."

They stayed at the top of the tree looking around for any water source, but found none. Disappointed Luke and Dameon climbed down from the tree and stopped at the base of the tree.

"Hey Luke. I've been practicing my metal powers and guess what I built." said Dameon glancing at Luke.

"A car? An ATV? Motorcycle?" Each vehicle named off Dameon shook his head, and a smile widening across his face. "What did you build then?"

"I built a Warthog." Dameon walked over to where some of the leaves from the trees thickened and moved them aside. Behind the curtain of leaves was an exact replica of the Halo series Warthog.

"Shouldn't it be called a Puma?"

Dameon glared before saying, "What did I say about making up animals Luke? What do you want to call it next? A walrus?"

Luke glared back before they both broke into laughter. "So we gonna ride around in this to find a river?"

"Yeah that was the strange thing. I found a motor underground and I felt an... I don't know how to describe it, an empty space? I dug it up and found it was a tire. Either whatever we're facing is as advanced as Earth or humans were here before and something happened to them."

"Was it the elites?" Luke asked, "If so, let's go steal some plasma weapons!" Luke jumped into shotgun and glanced at Dameon. "Does it work?"

"I believe so."

Dameon hopped into the driver's seat and pressed the pedal. It moved and jerked violently Dameon quickly took his foot off the pedal. "What's the plan when we get there?"

"Well, we need Intel on where we are, such as what this world is called and continents countries, etc. Easy way to get Intel is by getting it from the source. I'm going to guess that since this stuff was buried, they can't be that advanced. So I'm going back the ye olde days and suspecting they have a dungeon near the capital and give trial there."

"I don't like where this is going." said Dameon.

"Yeah, to get the intelligence needed, one of us has to get captured while another one of us busts the other out. So, rock paper scissors to see who gets caught?"

Dameon glared at him before saying, "You were the one who came up with the plan, you do it!"

"Fine geez. I'll go into the nearest town and do some property damage, attack civilians, do whatever I fucking feel like doing, and get the police or guards or whoever takes care of law enforcement to get me thrown in jail. You need to tail us and with this Warthog, you'll be able to tail us better. Wait at least a minimum of two days before coming to get me. During that time you should scout out the city/town I'm in to get a better view of what we're up against."

"First off, that was a long ass explanation and I don't want to hear it again. Secondly, do you really think that this is going to work?" asked Dameon.

"Maybe it will, maybe it won't. Either way I get thrown in jail, or I find a way out of this with a conniving loophole. I'm betting on a loophole." said Luke, a grin lighting up his face.

Dameon sighed, grabbed the wheel, and pushed the gas with his foot. They started to drive through the forest.

"What's that?" asked Luke as he stood up while still in the Warthog. Dameon slowed it down to a stop as they looked at the creature in front of them. It looked like a lion, a scorpion, and a bat all had a baby at once. "Damn you ugly!" shouted Luke, trying to gain the attention of the creature.

The creature roared. 'How dare this creatures go into my territory!' It shouted through it's mind, 'I am king here!'

The creature started to charge straight for them.

"Drive!" shouted Luke as he formed a ball of ice in his hands. Dameon did a U-turn as Luke tried to keep his balance on the vehicle, and failed miserably. Luke fell to the side and looked up just in time to be batted away by the creature.

He stood up shakily and pointed his palm towards the creature and said, "Freeze Frame!" and a wall of ice flew at the creature slamming it into a tree. "And, freeze!"

He aimed two concentrated beams and froze the creature solid. "Well, that could have gone better!" Shouted Dameon from the place where he parked.

"Yeah, let's get out of here before the ice sculpture decides it doesn't wants to be a sculpture anymore!" shouted Luke. He ran towards the Warthog and climbed back into the passenger seat. "Wait a second, this has radio! Let's see what we get!" said Luke as he turned it on. It turned to something familiar, and Luke looked over at Dameon. "This is going to be hilarious as fuck when we get there."

"I'm serious, Twilight! Something attacked me out there!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash, Element of Loyalty, to Twilight Sparkle, Element of Magic.

"And what did it attack you with?" asked Twilight, excited at the prospect of a new creature in the forest.

"I don't know, first it was a fireball then it was a beam of cold air, or ice or whatever!" Rainbow said, "It almost froze all of my wing!"

Twilight nodded while furiously scribbling on the parchment in front of her. She fluttered her wings slightly at the mention of frozen wings.

"Hey gals!" a hyperactive voice said. They both looked over and saw their friend, Pinkie Pie, beside them.

"Hello Pinkie, what is it?" asked Twilight.

"I don't know, but I was walking to Fluttershy's cottage and I heard this weird music. I investigated and saw this weird creature with two more weird creatures on top of it."

It was then that they heard this strange music being played, and it was coming from outside of Ponyville!

(Recommended so you get it, Play Polkas y Huapangos - Los Dos Laredos)

On the outskirts of Ponyville, three blue stallions were sitting around. A sound of music started to emanate out of nowhere and gradually grew louder. Finally one of the stallions asked, "What the hell is that music?"

Then from the hill that bordered Ponyville came a large grey vehicle with two hairless Diamond Dogs riding on it. It stopped a few feet away from them and one of the diamond dogs jumped out and said to the other one, "Remember, drive around town and look for a guarded vehicle leaving, or flying, out."

The other diamond dog nodded before driving off, but not long after another blue stallion came from the shadows and shouted out, "I am Caboose! The vehicle destroyer!" His cutie mark was a pony smashing a car. The diamond dog glanced at Caboose and started driving after him as Caboose ran away.

One of the stallions asked, "Do you think we should help him?"

Another replied, "Nah."

Luke strolled into the middle of the town of colorful horses. He strolled straight into the shopping area of the town, and it was at it's busiest that day. There was silence as Luke just stood there. Finally a voice called out, "So are you an-" The voice didn't finish as Luke shot ice out of his palms freezing ponies that were in the way.

There was mass panic and screaming as Luke sighed and said, "Ah, I hate awkward silences." He started rapid firing his ice, freezing anything it hit solid, a melon got hit? Frozen solid. A mango? Frozen. A pegacorn/unipeg? Wait, what? Luke glanced back at where he saw the pegacorn/unipeg. Sure enough there was one, and a purple one! He glanced beside the pegacorn/unipeg and saw the blue pony he hit with his Ice Beam and a new pink pony.

He looked at all three and smiled before saying towards the blue pony, "I remember you! I froze your wing! You should know better than to attack an Ice-type when you're a Flying-type!"

The pony realized that Luke was the creature that attacked it and charged to tackle him. Before his brain processed that the pony was charging towards him his instincts kicked in and shouted, "Everybody do the Flop!" as he fell backwards ducking under the ponies tackle. As he stood back up he noticed that the pink pony did the same thing.

He gave the pink pony a thumbs up before he was wrapped in purple. His hands were tied together, as were his feet, by the purple. He saw that the pegacorn/unipeg's horn was glowing and somehow connected the purple with the pony. He shouted, "I didn't think ponies go into kinky shit! You must also be a necrophiliac along with being a BDSM fanatic!"

The pegacorn/unipeg blushed and lost it's concentration. Luke was released and immediately made it his job to freeze the pony. He fired two concentrated beams at the pony which it managed to block. Just as he was about to try again, something wrapped around his waist and kept his arms by his side.

The thing was yanked and Luke fell to the ground on his ass. He glanced at his waist and saw it was a rope, he looked to where the rope was and saw that an orange pony was holding the other end of it. "Wow! Is every pony here into BDSM and/or a necrophiliac!?" Luke half shouted, half asked. He focused slightly and a storm started to brew above them. The winds started to pick up and it started to rain. Then, there was lightning. He couldn't resist the pokemon joke. "I'm also part Electric-type!"

The lightning struck around Luke and set some of the houses beside him on fire. The blue pony flew up to the sky and started kicking at the clouds, trying to disperse them. Luke smirked as the rain pelted his body. He decided to try something with his ice powers. The rain was getting underneath the rope. He made the rain that was underneath his bonds to turn to ice and it broke through the rope.

'Now,' Luke thought, 'I want to try something.' He focused on the moisture in the air and a shape came into his mind. He opened his eyes and sure enough, the water froze to the shape perfectly. In front of him was a short sword made entirely of ice. The edges were dulled, though if he swung hard enough it could break bones. He grabbed it and pointed at the orange pony.

He ran forward and slashed wildly. The pony jumped back and then ran forward to tackle Luke in the gut. It started to rain harder and the clouds were coming back faster than they dispersed. Now an entire team of pegasi were trying to clear the clouds. The rain lowered their visibility, but there was a small hum and a flash of purple appeared in front of him. Blinded Luke jumped backwards and accidentally fell over something. He tried to think of another trick before he got tackled again. 'Damnit! I need something to take some damage for me!' thought Luke. He focused on the moisture that was pelting his body and made it form something close to ice armor around him.

Another tackle to the gut for the blinded Luke. He was slammed into a wall and winced as the armor shattered easily, impaling some ice shards into his body. It was then that a thought struck him. Shouldn't his heart be racing now? Yet he felt nothing. He felt only pain, but not the beating of his heart. He raised two fingers to his neck and tried to feel his pulse. There was none.

'I don't have a heartbeat! How am I alive?!' thought Luke as he was tackled again. He decided to try an experiment during this small fight. He stopped breathing. He realized that he was not feeling the average affects of holding your breath.

'I don't need to breathe!' Luke exclaimed in his mind, 'This guys will be in for a surprise for what I have in store.'

He forced himself to calm down and the storm slowly dissipated. He smirked as he made the dull ice blade sharpen itself by clearing off unneeded ice making it razor sharp. 'This is gonna hurt like hell, but it'll be worth intimidation factor, and I might die, but no going back now!'

He raised his sword high where all the ponies present could see it, before plunging it into his chest.

Pain went through his body, but he knew he probably wouldn't die. Probably. He slumped to his knees before slumping forward, acting as if he committed suicide. He pretended to be dead, praying to every possible god that he knew that they would take them to their capital for examination.

"It just killed itself!" shouted one voice.

"Why did it do that?" a bookwormish voice asked.

"Ah don't know, but ah think we might be needin to examine him, make sure it's dead."

'Oh god damnit!' cried Luke in his mind, he was ready to stand up and start attacking all over again before the bookworm voice spoke up.

"No! We need it completely intact! We must let the princesses see what it is!"

'Yes, take me to your leaders! Damn, now I sound like I'm from some cheesy alien movie.'

He felt like he was grabbed by something and picked up. After a while there was the sound of a door opening and closing and he was set down. "Spike! Take a letter! It's important for the princesses!"

There was the sound of feet hitting wood and the sound of rustling paper. "Alright Twilight." came a childish voice.

"Dear Princess Celestia Something strange has happened in Ponyville today. A creature came out of the Everfree and attacked the town! It caused quite a stir among us, but we managed to detain it. I say detain loosely because before we could capture it, it ended it's own life. What kind of creature would do that? I need some assistance with transporting the creature to you so we can study it. I want to keep this secret because of the panic the creature could cause, even though it's dead. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."

"Done!" came the childish voice again.

"Luna." said Celestia.

"Yes Tia?" asked Luna.

"A strange creature was saw near Ponyville. Twilight wants to bring it to us so we might be able to know where it came from, or if it was natural to the Everfree."

"You're telling me this why?"

"Because the creature evidently took it's own life when it realized it was about to be captured. It also attacked Ponyville."

"We should allow it, besides, it might be fun to discover a new creature. Oh, I believe it's my shift now."

Celestia nodded her head and sent the reply.

"Okay girls, we're going to Canterlot tomorrow. Have all of you heard about the creature that attacked Ponyville earlier today?" asked Twilight.

There were two yes's from the two who weren't there.

"Then let's get some sleep for tomorrow." said Twilight.

'Hmm, tomorrow eh? I can wait that long.' thought Luke.

Dameon was awake early as he got up and went to the Warthog. He drove around the town some more before spotting an armored carriage flying towards the town.

"Ah, there we go! Now I just wait and follow it." said Dameon to himself.

"Come on girls! Let's go!" exclaimed Pinkie as she was the first to get on. Twilight walked in next along with Luke's floating body. The ice sword had long since melted leaving only an open wound in place of the sword.

After a few hours of flight and many pokes and prods of the dead creature. They landed in the castle courtyard to avoid attention and was immediately rushed to the throne room. After more pokes and prods the Solar and Lunar Princesses decided that there were possibly more of these creatures that might be in the Everfree forest. They also decided that they need to hold a meeting, using the body as evidence that these creatures exist.

All the while Luke was bidding his time, waiting for the meeting. 'Oh I'm gonna love the looks on there faces when I get up.' Thought Luke. After a few hours the meeting was finally set and all the nobles got there, some later than others.

"Nobles." came a soft voice but firm voice. "We believe that my student has found a new creature that lives in the Everfree."

That silenced every possible side conversation. "It seems this creature attacked the small town of Ponyville and destroyed some of the town, as well as attacked the residents. We also believe that there might be more of these creatures wandering around the forest. Also, when it was about to be captured the creature took it's own life, with what appeared to be a sword." the soft voice said. It was about to continue before Luke cut in.

"I suggest you don't ram a sword through your chest. It hurts like a bitch!" shouted Luke, as he sat up on the table and slid off it. He glanced at the crowd and started to laugh at their expressions. "Stop please! It hurts to laugh!" Luke managed to gasp out, clutching the still open sword wound.

"Guards!" one of the nobles cried out. The room was immediately surrounded by ponies with swords and spears. They slowly moved closer to Luke. One guard threw a spear and it plunged into Luke's heart.

Luke gasped and clutched at the spear wound. A look of horror on his face as he looked at the guard who threw the spear. His look of horror quickly turned into a smirk as he pulled out the spear and broke it over his knee. "You actually believe a spear through the heart could kill me? I survived my sword going through my chest! Idiot!" Luke shouted, "I wasn't even attacking you! I'll just attack you now. Technically it would be considered self defense since you attacked first!"

He charged at the one guard who threw the spear. He ran the heel of his hand against the guard's chin which sent the guard flying backwards. "Anybody else want to attack me?" asked Luke sarcastically.

The other guards were about to charge in and Luke was starting to feel some of the pain from both wounds. They just started to charge when the soft, authoritative voice rang out, "Don't attack it!"

Luke smirked slightly and started to say, "Yeah, listen to the-" When he was hit at the base of the skull, knocking him out.

A/N I'm using my version of the ending. This ending is where Twilight is an alicorn, but she is still a student of Princess Celestia. Hope this clears stuff up.