Author's note:

One review. Must say, I think it'll do for now...Thank you BossKing109 for reading the first chapter. So...I have a dare from him, and it shall be seen, or read, soon. Very soon...

{Evil laughter}

*clears throat*

So...we're only focused on Marcy, PB, Finn, Jake, BMO and I. That's all. I think...

I dunno. I always type the notice before I type on the good stuff. So..I don't know.

Look, just read it, and enough of my off-screen yabbling. Enjoy...

As I evilly rubbed my hands, I turned to Finn.

"Since everyone's a chicken, I'll go first. Finn, truth...or dare?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Uh..." Finn fiddled with his hands for a moment, "...Dare!" he said, and looked up at me, a grin covering half of his face.

I only laughed, but soon, my iphone had vibrated against my pocket.

I sighed and fished it out, only getting a text from Rex, a...valuable...friend...of mines.

It's a secret between me and him, so, I'm not telling, and he won't either.

So deal with it. But...you won't care about it yet, I think...

I see what you're doing... :P Dare Finn to kiss Marcy! MWUAHAHAHAHA!

Ok...maybe it was a bad idea to give him a magical globe that let's him see whatever he wants to see...

"All right...I dare you...to kiss..."

"Whoa. Wait. I pick truth." he said, switching suddenly.

Jake only snickered, while Marceline tisked at him.

"You can't take back a truth or dare, Finny." Marceline stated, and snickered, floating a foot above the floor.

I couldn't help but laugh.

"Aw..." he said, and dropped his head.

"I dare you...to kiss...

"Please let it be PB, let it be PB, let it be PB, let it be PB..." he mumbled under his breath, crossing his fingers and squeezing his eyes shut.

"...Marceline." I said, and gave a smile.

Marceline stared at me like she wanted to rip my head off and fill it with candy. Which she probably wants to do...

Finn just gaped like a fish flopping on a surface of the air.

"What?" Finn finally said.

"You heard me. Do it, or I'll make you suffer." I glared at him, putting my phone back in my pocket.

Finn gulped and turned to Marceline, who just stared at him like he was a rabid clown.

"Uh..." Finn started.

Marceline sighed and grabbed Finn by the arms, pulling him in for a kiss, crushing her lips against his, which made his face turn a bright red. Jake gasped, and dropped BMO, who growled at him, which only made me think that he looked cuter that way.

Wait. That's cheating!

"Marcy, that's cheating!" I said, floating up to push them apart.

Marceline growled at me and floated back to her original position, Finn staring at me with wide eyes like he just saw a naked ghost or something.

"Finn...you ok?" I asked, slightly poking him in the cheek.

Then all of a sudden, Finn screamed like a girl, and fainted onto the floor, a loud 'thud' heard throughout the room.

Yep. I killed Finn with the dare.

"White! You killed Finn with your evil dare!" Jake exclaimed. "Can I go next?" he asked, raising his hand.

"Sure Jake, you can go next." I said, smiling.

"Hrm...PB, truth or dare?" he asked, pointing to PB, who was fiddling with her shirt.

"Um...I guess...truth..." she said, uncertain all of a sudden.

Wonder why...

"Hrm...is it true...that...you're secretly dating Marshall Lee?" Jake said, and gave a smile.

What. The. Fuck.

What kind of question is that?!

"What?" I said, my hands balling into fists.

Marshall Lee is mine, and that's final. Er, uh...you know, not really...

I'm kinda dating someone right now...

"What?" Marceline said, turning to PB, who lifted her head up suddenly.

"What? NO, I wouldn't date someone like him." PB exclaimed, rolling her eyes.

"Yeah, because Bonnie thinks he's all too rowdy and messy and dirty, and too much of an annoyance." Marceline scoffed and rolled her eyes.

Jake nodded, understanding the situation. For now...

"Ok, PB, it's your turn now." Jake said.

PB nodded. "...Mrmm...Marceline, truth or dare?"

"Psh! Dare me, Bonnie." Marceline said, rubbing her hands together.

"I dare you...to...explain the Great Mushroom War to us."

What? What kind of dare is that? Come on, I already know more of it than anyone, and I know who caused it all...

"Psh. Like I can explain that to you. Only me and two other people knows about it, but we promised that we won't explain it to nobody else, since it'll make them all teary eyed and whatever."

I snorted.

Jake turned to me, and gave me a glare, like he's trying to read my mind.

"White...do you know anything about the GMW?" Jake asked, making PB and BMO turn to me.

"Nope. I do not." I lied.

Yes, of course I do. I'm over 50,000 years old. And my Granny is the one that watches the univerese.

And pigs can fly. Well, except for Mr. Pig...

I don't think he can fly yet...

"Hmm...Marcy, your turn!" Jake said, dropping the awkward convo and turning to the vampire.

"Hrmm...Whitey, truth or dare?"

"I told you, stop calling me that. It makes me feel paler than I am...inside. And dare."

"I dare you to text a love text to Rex about how much you love him and how much you want him."

WUT.

"Been there, done that. You're 4 years late." I snickered.

"Then I dare you to lick the ceiling, all the way to the floor."

"Phs! Tastes like vanilla. A little bubblegum in it, and I don't know why..."

I shuddered.

"Then...shave Jake?" she asked, uncertain like PB.

"WHAT?! NO, NO PUNY PRINCESS WILL SHAVE ALL MY BEAUTIFUL FUR OFF ME!" Jake barked, which made the girls back away a few inches.

I stared at Jake, and pulled a razor out of my pocket, and pressed the button to turn it on.

"Jake...what did you say?" I asked, grabbing his tail.

"Ohglobohglobohglobohglob..." he muttered under his breath, and yelped like a puppy.

I raised the razor above my head, and Jake screamed like a girl, yellow fur flying everywhere.