Author's Note:

...I have nothing for now...

As the girls and Finn came back into the room with Marcy and PB wearing their original clothes, I sat beside Rex with a pink blush on my cheeks while Jake only chuckled evilly.

...

"Alright. White, it's your turn." Jake sneered.

I only growled and looked up at him with hatred, and slowly took a deep breath.

"Fine." I snarled, and looked around the room. I gave a grunt until I landed on PB.

"PB..." I started.

"Aw. Why is it always me?" she stated, groaning and grabbing her head with her hands. "I have bad luck now?!"

Marcy only snickered, while Finn stared at her in confusion.

Yeah. I know how she feels...

"...I want you to dress up...like a hobo and eat slob for the rest of the game."

"WHAT? UH, NO WAY THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!" she screeched.

"Either you do it or you suffer my wrath...starting with Ice King and Ricardio..." I sang.

PB only groaned in annoyance, screamed, and got up to storm out of the room.

"AWKWARD." Cinthos said.

We all nodded.

"So...while PB is busy at the moment, who wants to go next?" I stated.

Hyancinthos raised his hand.

"All right Cindy, your turn." I stated, laughing once his face boiled to a red face of hatred.

"It's CINTHOS!" he screeched at me.

"Whatevs. Nobody cares." I shrugged.

"Yeah, no one really cares about that..." Rex stated, scratching the back of his head.

"Hush Henry, or else you suffer the 'treatment'," I said, turning to him, raising my eyebrow.

Henry gulped and shook his head quickly.

I grunted and turned back to Cinthos, or Cindy, or whatever you want to call him.

"So, go, buddy."

"Hold on! I'm thinking..." he stated, tapping his chin.

"Well, you're not thinking fast enough..."

"Jake, truth or dare?" Hyancinthos asked, pointing to him.

"...dare!" he exclaimed.

"...hmm..." he started.

"Oh, come on!" I screamed.

"I dare you to tell Lady that you love White more than ice cream."

"Fi-wait. WHAT?!" I screamed.

Oh, no. Not gonna happen.

Rex dropped his mouth and growled at Jake, who just stared at Rex like he was nothing.

"Are you CRAZY, Hyancinthos?!" Rex/Henry exclaimed.

...I think we'll just stick to Henry for now...sounds better, I guess...

Hyancinthos smiled. "Oh, and you have to kiss her on the lips. Open mouth for a minute."

"I'm gonna have to kill you off-screen." I stated in a monotoned voice.

"Meh. Either way, I'll still live." he shrugged.

"NO. SHE'S MINE, JAKE!" Henry screamed, grabbing me by the waist.

Aw, how caring of him... :D

"Uh...I think I feel violated," I whispered.

"NO. I already have children. Not cheating on her now." Jake started.

"Yeah...unless...?" Finn started.

We all stared at Finn.

"...unless you love ice cream more than Lady...?"

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH... :o

"Uh...I can't answer that!" Jake exclaimed, sweat rolling down his face in avalanches.

"Come on, Jake. Ever since you got addicted to ice cream, you haven't been able to answer that question whatsoever. SO ANSWER IT!" Finn screamed.

Hmm...?

"Answer it or else one of your kids will be balder than you..." I stated.

But we all know I wouldn't do that, right? I would just give them a nice hair-do of some sort...

"NO! YOU WON'T BE ANYWHERE NEAR MY KIDS OR MY WIFE YOU DISGRACEFUL VAMPIRE QUEEN!" he screamed, pointing a finger at me.

"WHAT?! SHE STOLE MY TITLE?!" Marceline screamed.

TNBC just stared at them like crazy, and ate some cotton candy on a stick.

Wait. What the-how did he get some?!

"NO, MARCELINE! I didn't steal your title! I'm a queen and a vampire, not the queen of vampires like you are!" I exclaimed.

"...huh...ok. We're even again." Marceline stated, shrugging afterwards.

"...WE NEED MARSHALL LEE!" I screamed.

"What?" Finn said.

Soon, Marshall poofed out of nowhere and looked at me. "Did someone call the notorious Vampire King?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

Henry only hissed and held onto my waist a bit tighter. "No. Go away." he snarled.

Really?! -.-'

Marshall only scoffed and turned to Marcy. "Hey. TNBC told me you wore pink underwear, Marcy. Is that true?" he asked.

Marceline only turned a bright pink. "What? NO!" she stated, and turned to TNBC with a glare.

TNBC only chuckled uneasily and turned pink. "I-I don't know what he's talking about. I didn't tell anybody..."

"Well, you told me. I got the message on my phone." Marshall stated, taking his phone out of his pocket.

TNBC only facepalmed himself while I snickered.

"White? truth or dare?" TNBC said quickly.

"Wha? Uh...truth?" I stated, a confused look on my face.

"...is it true that you and Rex have Tier 15 every time you get the chance? Are their snacks involved? Handcuffs?" TNBC looked at me and raised an eyebrow.

Uh...what? WTF?

"..." I didn't say anything.

Henry only stared at him and his eye twitched. "Where did you hear that from?" he questioned.

"From some dude named...Trodon, I think...I think his name is Trodon...or Pyro...well, actually Trodon. He told me that Pyro got laid at a zoo with Abby..." TNBC shrugged while Hyancinthos snickered.

I dropped my mouth open while Henry sat up.

"WHAT?!" Henry roared, pushing me away.

"I think we know the answer, don't we White?" Hyancinthos said, turning to me.

Everyone stared at me while I just blinked.

"...uh..." I started. "...ask Rex. He starts it all!" I exclaimed, pointing at him.

"WHAT?! No I don't! YOU do!" He yelled, pointing back at me.

"Well, you tie me up everytime!"

"What are you talking about!?"

"Oh wait. Wrong husband. That was Michael. He was the one that kept tying me up to a bed or something..."

"I don't think we need to hear all of that..." Henry stated.

"...anyway, you use up all the whipped cream!" I stated.

"Well, I like whipped cream sometimes!" he said, his face a bright pink.

"Well, you should start saving some for other people who want to use it!"

"What? Who else uses whipped cream?"

"...do you really want to go there?" I stated with a blank face.

"Ugh. TMI. Did not need to hear that..."

"First of all, I never use whipped cream like that. I only use it for candy corn snacks, such as candy corn sundaes, and that's it. ONLY on candy corn sundaes. That's it." I scoffed.

"...so, am I taking that as a yes, then?" TNBC said, butting into the conversation.

"NO!" We both screamed at the same time. "What? Wait. I don't know! Ask him/her! What?" We turned to each other. "Stop copying me! No, you! Arggghh! Fine! Yes, it's true! Wait, no it's not! Agh, she/he's making it confusing!"

Everyone just stared at us in confusion.

"WHAT?"

"...nothing...just...nothing." TNCB stated, looking at Marceline.

"Humph." She grunted.

Author's Note:

Ah, the conversation my friends and I have at lunch. Always end up being awkwward one way or another... :p