Author's Note:

...meteor hits Russia. We're not dead. Bad Little Boy is done. That's it.

Oh, and enjoy. =.='

P.S. Morse Code will be in here, so, LM and I will translate it, from the letters in my notebook.

P.S.S. Drake, I would love to add you in here, but I really don't add guest OCs in here. It just...I dunno. But, at least you should...have a file? But I would LOVE to add you in here.

P.S.S.S. We have another person in here, who is new to the website. Uh...DeathWing2.0? Nah, I'll just call him DeathWing. I think it's better that way. c:

...

As Rex and I grunted in embarrassment and agitation, we stuck out our tongues at each other and turned away.

"...is that the best way a husband and wife can handle things?" Jake asked us, crossing his arms.

"Shut up, Jake." we both said at the same time.

Jake only sighed before a clap of thunder was heard in the background, and all of a sudden, a black horse crashed through the floor and tapped Morse Code.

"...AH! EVIL HORSE!" Finn exclaimed, taking out his demon blood sword and pointing it at the silent horse.

Wait a minute. Lord Monochromicorn? WHAT THE-

..././.-../.-../ (Hello)

"Mono? Why are you here?" I questioned. "AND WHY DID YOU CRASH THROUGH THE FLOOR LIKE PRINCE CHARMING?!" I screeched.

Rex only gave a chuckle.

I only twitched my eye and slowly turned to Rex, who quickly shut up.

Uh-huh. That's what I thought.

*sighs* Such a sweet guy.

.-/.../.-/-/.-/.-././-.-/-/..-/-../-/../-./-./ (What are you doing?)

"Playing Truth Or Dare." I stated, a hand under my chin.

LM only shook his mane and neighed.

...wait. WHAT?

I didn't get that!

LM only neighed and soon stared at Rex, who crossed his arms across his chest and stared at him with a raised eyebrow.

.-/.../-/.../-/..././-.-./.-./././.-./-.-/-../..-/-.././ (who's the creepy dude?)

"That's Rex." I said, and soon snorted, while TNBC gave me a confused look.

Heh. He called Rex a creepy dude!

"Wha?" Rex said, looking at me.

"Blue shorts is Finn. Pink girl is Princess Bubblegum. Dude that looks confused is TNBC. Dog is Jake. I think you know Marsh, and the long hair girl with...whatever, but pink underwear-"

"HEY!" Marceline screamed.

"...as I was saying before I was disturbed...she's Marceline."

LM only snorted and shook his mane as an "ok, cool." gesture.

"...I'll be back." I said, and walked out of the room to go find a translator for LM.

{SERIOUSLY! I got tired of typing the slashes and dits, so I'm like: FUCK IT. GET A FUCKING TRANSLATOR.}

...Jake's POV?

As White walked away, I turned to the others.

"Since Ms. Weirdo is out of the room..." I started.

"HEY! THAT'S MY WIFE YOU'RE OFFENDING!" Rex screamed, getting up and pointing at me.

"...who would like to go?"

"...I WILL." Finn stated, raising his hand.

"Ok. Go."

"Hrmm..." he said with his hand under his chin, looking around the room.

"...Marsh, truth or dare?" he asked, pointing a finger at him.

"Dare me, Finny." he said, chuckling.

I turned to hear Marcy growl deep in her throat, and I couldn't help but snicker silently.

We might have a little brawl in here over Finn...

"Ok...is it true that...you and Fionna always have Tier 15? No. Wait. Tell me what Tier 15 is."

Marshall only stared at him with a dumbfounded look.

"...uh..." he started. "...You want me...to explain...Tier 15 for you?"

"Yep!" Finn stated in a happy gesture, quickly nodding.

I only gasped.

NO! HE'S NOT READY FOR IT!

"NOOOOOOO!" I howled, jumping up. "Finn, what did I tell you?! You're too young for this!"

Marcy and the others nodded except Marshall and Finn.

"Come on, Jake. It doesn't hurt to tell him what it means. And besides, you did it, so you'll have to explain to him anyway. Or...Marcy could show him." he gave an evil chuckle.

"Yea...wait. WHAT?!" she suddenly screeched.

Marshall only laughed until White came in with a box that had a strap on it.

...What the flip is that?

"I'm back." she stated, and walked up to the black horse named Monochromicorn and wrapped the box around his neck and pressed a button, which caused a bit of static.

"AH! SLENDERMAN IS HERE!" BMO screamed, hiding behind a door.

"Wha? WHERE?" White stated, looking around. "We haven't even found the notes yet! Wait. I CAN die, but I'll still come back to life. Well. Sucks for you guys." she then shrugged.

"Oh, my Glob! We're gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !" Finn stated, taking out his demon blood sword.

"We don't even have clues for the notes! AH, GLOB, WHY?!" they all screamed.

"What? Who's Slenderman?" I asked, raising a confused eyebrow.

"Slenderman is a tall dude that has no face and grows arms...and whatever else. I dunno, ask TNBC, I haven't played it yet!" White explained.

"I ain't explaining shit to anyone." TNBC said, grunting in disapproval.

"...LANGUAGE!" White screamed.

"And? It's teen proof."

"You need to stop hanging around me for so long..." she said before facepalming herself.

White then turned to Finn with raised eyebrows.

"Finny?"

"Yes, princess?" he said, getting up and putting his sword away while Marcy only narrowed her eyes at White.

I only smiled and chuckled.

"...do you know Fionna?"

"...you mean Fionna from Ice King's Fanfiction?"

"...yes."

"Yes and no."

"Mmm...ah. Jake. You somewhat heard the story."

"...yeah?" I said, raising a confused look.

"Good."

"..."

"...now...imagine Finn as a girl...a very hot and cute girl..." she said.

I could only drop my mouth open and pale up while Finn began to choke on his spit, while Marcy and Marshall Lee began to guffaw and laugh.

"...on a Tier level, what level would you be on right now? Like, how far would you be?"

"...uh..." I stuttered.

Before I protested, some random person crashed through the roof and fell onto the floor, groaning in pain as Finn screamed and took out his sword.

White only raised her eyebrow and remained still with a dim smile. Everyone else slowly stepped away except for Finn.

The random person got up with a tomahawk (what the flip is that?!) in one hand and a pistol in the other, and shook his head. He only had on a red shirt with a flaming skull, black cargo shorts and a pair of combat boots with ammo circling around his waist like a belt, his hair of black covering his head.

"As I was saying..." he started, his speech a bit slurred before clearing up, "...DON'T YOU EVEN THINK-wait. WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!" he screamed, looking around frantically.

White only walked up to him with a smile and laughed deeply like a man would.

"...I am Death. Welcome to Hell."

The man only narrowed his eyes at her.

"I'm sorry, but Death is a rockin' dude. He's cool, and I don't know a female Death that has...uh...skin on them." he raised a curious eyebrow.

White only raised an eyebrow in return.

AW, come on! What is up with the eyebrow raising?!

"...White Drakim. I'm the princess of this planet." she said, extending a hand to him.

"Ah. Arlies, the Forgotten Indian Cowboy god."

"...what?"

"I dunno. Looked good to me."

"AHEM." Rex interruped, clearing his throat and walking up to join them.

"Oh. Well, this is Rex, my husband."

"...Rex? As in the Demon God Rex?" Arlies pointed to Rex, who was a centimeter taller than Arlies.

"...yes..."

"AH! Then you must be-" her started before she interrupted him.

"Atutututuadablookalg!" White postponed, shaking her head back and forth.

"...WHAT KIND OF SHITTY NAME IS THAT?!" Marshall screamed.

White could only look up at him while Marceline snickered.

"...it's not a fucking name." she said in a monotoned voice.

"...oh..." Marshall then looked down.

"LANGUAGE." Rex said.

"...so JAKE!" WHite suddenly screamed, turning to me.

WHA?!

"Huh?" I questioned, looking up.

"You still haven't answered the question yet!" she sang.

Sweat began to roll down my face as everyone stared at me, my heart slowly beating faster by the second, my brain overflowing with thoughts, my fur sticking up all over...

"...uh..." I rasped, licking my lips and looking away. "...I dunno..."

"...hey Jake?"

I looked back at White.

She then turned her head away to show a large bat/alligator/monster face with sharp fangs and green slime as spit. "BLEH!" she spat.

I widen my eyes and screamed, before my eyes rolled into the back of my head and I thumped to the floor, blackness soon covering my vision.