Moi P.O.V., aka White's:

As I laughed at Jake's faintness, I fell to the floor clutching my stomach while everyone either smiled or stared at Jake as if he was just sleeping and they wanted to pour water on him.

"Aw, Glob, did you see the look on his face?!" I said, cackling up more.

Rex only shook his head.

"Whitey, it was funny, but I think that was a bit too far. He's innocent."

That's when I stopped laughing and stared at him.

"...INNOCENT MY ASS!" I said, jumping up and facing him.

"Wha? LANGUAGE!"

"FA! You say a lot more when the moment of specialty comes!"

"...wha-oh." he blushed a dark shade of red and looked away.

"Now...don't make me do a lot worse tonight. Behave." I patted his shoulder.

"...yes mistress..." he mumbled under his breath.

"What's the moment of specialty?" TNBC asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Do you really want to know?" I asked back.

"TNBC, it's best if you don't know what it is." Rex whispered to him.

"Why?"

"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW WHY NOT?" Rex furiously whispered.

"Yep."

Rex sighed and facepalmed. "Some days, I don't know how I deal with people like them..."

I only chuckled. "Hmm..." I gasped and smiled.

"PB, GET YO ASS IN HERE!"

PB then walks in with red spots all over her clothes, and looks...bigger. Well, her stomach anyway.

"Wha?" she mumbled.

"...what the hell happened to you, pinky?" Marshall questioned, floating to her.

Marceline snickered.

"...either you had a quickie or you ate all of my food." I stated.

"WHY DO YOU KEEP THINKING LIKE THIS?!" Rex screamed, turning to me with a red face.

"I dunno! Blame...tv and books." I shrugged.

"What do books have to do with this?" he gave me a confused look.

"They're more descriptive than I am, and you can keep reading it over and over until it actually happens..." I zoned off.

"TMI!" he screamed.

"OH, TMI my motherfu-"

"AH! WATCH IT LADY!" he pointed at me.

I gave a dramatic gasp. "LADY? Oh, nu-uhn. I ain't getting assaulted by my own man." I grunted.

"SO? DEAL WITH IT!"

"Or else what?" I raised an eyebrow.

"...I'll...I'll torture you? I dunno." he gave a shrug.

"I think we know that I can't die. Technically, I can, but I still come back to life soon."

"...yeah..."

"And torture, you say? Not a bad idea..." I devioulsly smiled.

"...uh..."

"Nothing to say, wimpy?"

"...WIMPY!? I AM NOT A WIMP FOR YOUR INFORMATION!"

"...well, you aren't. But you're longer than any man I ever seen."

"OH GLOB." Rex put his face in his hands.

I only snickered.

"...what do you mean 'longer' White?" Finn asked.

Marshall only leaned by im and whispered in his ear, until Finn's face became a mixture of pink and purple.

"...that's...that's weird!"

"Yes. Isn't that such a crime?" Marshall asked.

I only raised my eyebrow.

"...stop using Oasis phrases!"

"Make me bitch."

Everyone "oooh" and gasped. :O

I only stared at him and twitched my eye.

"...you're gonna eat those words." I said before tackling him.

"...quick, someone get some water!" Jake screamed.

"...why?" Marceline questioned.

"...water fight?"

"...oh. Ok!" she then floated away.

...hmmm...I'm gonna go with Rex's P.O.V.

As White and Marshall fought, I turned away and shrugged.

"Hmm..." I said.

"Hey, uh, Rex, is it?" Arlies asked, walking up to me.

I turned and nodded. "Yep. Rex the Demon King."

"Oh, cool. Listen, I have a dare for you guys."

"Uh...ok."

"Your ego, BossKing got you a triple dog dare."

I paled up with fear and anger.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

"W-what is the dare?" I stuttered.

"Oh, well, he dared you, Jake, PB, AND Marshall to tell Finn, or possibly explain, what Tier 15 is."

"...HE SUCKS BLAPPHALY!"

"...he sucks what?"

"I dunno. It just popped up in my head."

"...oh. ok. Trying very hard to not say 'balls'?"

"..." I only facepalmed. "I don't think that's what I was trying to say..."

*moments later*

Now, since we separated Marshall from White, we continued on.

"Ok. Since my ego, BK..." I started.

"...Burger King?" Jake asked.

"...what?"

White snickered and began to laugh.

"Whitey..." I groaned, turning to her.

"What? It's funny!" she cackled.

"...no Jake..." I said, turning back to him, "...that's not his name."

"...Bossy Kougar?"

I dropped my mouth while White laughed harder.

"IT'S BOSSKING109, JAKE!" I screamed.

"...hey White. Is it just me, or are you wearing black lace panties or a pair of black boxers?" Marshall questioned, making White suddenly stop laughing.

She then sat up and blushed a dark shade of red, very embarrassed, and pulled her pants up.

"N-no."

Wait. BOXERS?

"Boxers? Black boxers? YOU stole my black Robert the Duck boxers?!" I screamed, turning to her.

"Well, they were comfty!" she exclaimed, "Mom didn't get me anymore undies since I outgrew them! And I'm using your Grande the Robot tank top as a bra. I'll give them back, I promise!"

"You probably got them wet as we speak!" I grunted.

"...no. It takes a lot more stamina for that." she stated with a blank face.

"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!" I screamed, facepalming myself many times until my face heated up with bee stings of pain.

White scoffed.

"...so...then Rex must be wearing your stuff then, White."

I blushed a light pink.

"NO! I can't wear that skinny stuff that girls wear! I can't even fit in her bra nor her panties!"

"Guys? Can we talk about something else? I'm really starting to get embarrassed and scared." Finn said with a red face.

PB nodded.

"Fine. Well, my ego dared me, Marsh, Jake and somehow PB to tell Finn what Tier 15 means." I stated.

White snorted.

"DO YOU FIND EVERYTHING FUNNY NOW?!" I exclaimed, turning to her.

"I'm sorry, but yes!" she cackled with laughter.

"Uh...I can't. My code of Tier 15 doesn't allow it." Jake stated, turning away.

"...I don't even remember what it is." Marshall said, shrugging.

"It's hard for me to explain when White is beside me. Especially when..." I trailed off.

"Finn," PB started, "...uh...Tier 15 is a stage that adults such as us go through a few times in our lives. It's a level where one male and one female go through reproduction, or use protection to keep reproducing, which creates a baby. ...um...well, a male ejaculates into a female, the male transferring his seed into the female to her egg, which can only happen once in a million of her eggs, and that egg would grow into a fetus and creates a baby. There are many forms of Tier 15, some that only very few people can do. You have oral, anal, awkward, geek wise, if that's real, regular, and others that I cannot think of right now." PB finished with a sigh.

"In other words, Finn," White said, floating off the ground. "...Tier 15 is also known as sex. Like my friend said, some things, you'll have to figure out yourself. Others, you can ask for info. But sex can be awkward, like it was-"

"Bloomphy Jelly Babies Of Doctor Who!" I screamed.

"...ok? But, sex can either be good or bad, depending on who you did it with."

Finn only shook his head and stared at PB. "That's a lot of info to keep up with, PB. But...um...thanks."

PB nodded. "No problem."

Marceline only narrowed her eyes at PB and softly hissed.

I was about to protest, until another random dude crashed through a part of the ceiling, falling face first.

"LOOK, STOP DESTROYING MY KINGDOM WITH PEOPLE, YOU UNHOLY GODS OF FUCKING BIRTH GIVERS!" White screamed at the top of her lungs.

Everyone froze and was like: O-O'

White turned to look at the person, who had dirty blonde hair, wore a purple shirt, black shorts, a pair of blue converses, and had a sword strapped to his back.

"What the fuck is this? A baby?" White questioned.

The dude moaned and pushed himself up, looking up at White and everyone else with blue sapphire eyes.

"...a hotter version of Finn?" Jake questioned.

"...I got my drip drab velcro moustache...Keeps them all at bay

Get yours some day

Oh, yeah!" White sang.

O-O

"What? Oasis is cool." White shrugged.

Author's Note:

Oasis is about as good as Three Days' Grace and Nirvana.