HI EVERYONE. ALTHOUGH NO ONE'S PROBABLY READING. Well, screw it. So, here it is! The second Chapter of The Vocaloids and Their Screwed Janky Life! (Or something like that.)

Kama: Wait a second Dark. We've been reading this screwed up series, and we haven't complained!

Mimi: Kama, it's only Chapter 2. We'll have to complain sooner or later.

Kama: …

Ha ha, I hate you guys. ALRIGHT DISCLAIMERS.

I own coke, and only coke. I don't own Ike though, because I'm pretty sure Marth did that already (lol jk)

Coke Company: OH IT'S ON BITCH!

WANNA GO? WANNA GO?

Mimi: -facepalm-

Chapter 2:

Miku Gets a New Crush

All the Vocaloids stared at Ike, then looked at Master Crypton. The two looked alike, except for the hair and eye color. "All right! Up you go Ike!" Crypton started to push him through the elevators. "Wait, but-!" Ike started to say, but was cut off when the elevator doors closed. Gumi heard heavy breathing to her right. She saw that it was Miku, who apparently had stars shining in her eyes. "Did you SEE that guy?" She said dreamily. "Yes, we all saw him." Luka said, now reading a book. "He was kinda creepy. His presence felt almost empty." Gakupo said, shivering. Meiko was drinking a coke. "Yeah, preeetty weird." She said chugging down her coke with much vigor and gusto. Kaito ate his ice cream happily. "He looked funny!" He said between mouthfuls. Miku obviously ignored them all and looked up towards the ceiling, stars still shining in her eyes. "I'LL GET HIM SOMEDAY! JUST WAIT, HE'LL BE DOWN ON ONE KNEE IN NO TIME!" She laughed maniacally. Gumi looked down at the floor, and shifted her feet. During the Vocaloids' encounter with Ike, for one minute, just one, she thought Ike had looked like him.

Ike sat in his new room, a small apartment-like space with boxes scattered around. The only thing he was able to get unpacked was his work desk. He mixed chemicals and tubes, while humming a light and soft tune. Hachigatsu Juugonichi no gogo Juunijihan kurai no koto… He poured his mixture into an empty bomb casing. Examined the bomb first, before putting the top on. He threw it onto the floor experimentally. All it did was land with a thud, and roll around. Dammit, it didn't even create any light… Ike scowled. He picked up the failed bomb and threw it out the window. He heard a light knock on his door. "Who is it?" He called. "Uh, pizza delivery." A woman with a gruff voice said. Ike opened the door to find that the teal-haired girl from earlier was outfitted with a pizza delivery outfit, and a fake mustache with glasses and a nose. She smiled neverously, holding a piece of cardboard with crayon scrawling all over it. Ike just rolled his eyes, and slammed the door in her face. The teal-haired girl scowled and ripped off her glasses, mustache, and nose. "I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY!" She yelled while charging down the hallway to her room.

Meiko had the same dream again. With the bombs, and the explosion. Except this time, the white-haired boy, Ike, was towering over her, with a maniacal laugh, and a smirk spread across his face. "AND WHO THINKS YOU HAD ANY PERMISSION TO PLAY WITH BOMBS LITTLE GIRL?" He cackled. Meiko couldn't say anything. Just glare, and stick her tongue out. "WELL?" He demanded. "ANSWER ME!" Meiko continued to glare. She refused to say anything. Ike just huffed, and crossed his arms. "Then you leave me with no choice." He said in a much quieter tone. He cut his wrist, and let his blood slide down a set of invisible strings. Although Meiko could see the clear glint of the shiny material, the string was visible itself. As the blood slid down the string, Ike swiped his hand quickly to his right. And just then a large raven's claw made of blood spread out over Meiko. "Claw Charge." Ike whispered. The claw came crashing down onto Meiko, and as her screams filled the air, everything went silent and blank.

Meiko shot up in her bed instantly, and held her forehead, sweating like crazy. She looked at her clock. It was already 12:00 PM. She sighed, and got out of bed. She headed downstairs into the kitchen. She sat at her usual spot, and waited for breakfeast to be served. Ike sat in the seat next to her, writing down notes in his notepad. Miku sat next to him, and nearly drooled all over the floor just being near him. Gumi was sitting on the other side of Meiko, reading a news paper while crunching down on a carrot. A sort of maid set down a coke in front of Meiko and rushed out of the room. Kaito ate his usual tub of ice cream, Gakupo polished his eggplants, and Luka was eyeing her tuna again. When Miku got too close to Ike's notepad, he flicked her in the forehead, and pushed her away. "WAIT A MOMENT." Kaito said abruptly. "IF IKE IS A VOCALOID, THEN HOW COME WE HAVEN'T HEARD HIM SING?" "Good question, Kaito." Luka said, apparently interested in the conversartion. "CAN you sing, Ike?" Luka ventured, boring her eyes into his. "Yes, I can as a matter of fact." He answered calmly. "Can you show us?" Luka asked. Miku's eyes were shinig as bright as the Sun now. Ike cleared his throat, and read from his notepad:

Hachigatsu juugonichi no gogo juunijihan kurai no koto

Tenki ga ii

byouki ni narisou na hodo mabushii hizashi no naka

koto mo nai kara kimi to dabetteita

"demo maa natsu wa kirai kana" neko o nadenagara

Kimi wa futebuteshiku tsubuyaita

Aaaaa nigedashita neko no ato o oikakete

shimatta no wa aka ni kawatta shingouki

batto toota TORAKKU ga kimi o hikizutte nakisakebu
chi shibuki no iro, kimi no kaori to mazariatte musekaetta
uso mitai na kagerou ga "Uso ja nai zo" tte waratteru
natsu no mizu-iro, kakimawasu you na semi no ne ni subete kuranda

o samashita tokei no hari ga narihibiku BEDDO de
ima wa nanji?

juuyonka no gozen juuniji sugi kurai o sasu
yake ni urusai semi no oto oboeteita
demo saa, sukoshi fushigi da na.
onaji kouen de kinou mita yume o omoidashita
"Mou kyou wa kaerou ka" michi ni nuketa toki
mawari no hito wa minna ue o miage kuchi o aketeita

shite kita tecchuu ga kimi o tsuranuite tsukisasaru
tsunzaku himei to fuurin no ne ga kigi no sukima de karamawari
wazatorashii kagerou ga "Yume ja nai zo" tte waratteru
kuramu shikai ni kimi no yokogao, waratteiru you na kigashita-

"AHHACKHACKHACK!" Ike coughed violently. Meiko patted him on the back. "Let it all out buddy." Miku gasped, and was instantly on Ike. (Literally) "AREYOUHURT?WHATHAPPENED?MIKUCANMAKEITALLBETTER!" She yelled in his ear. "GET. OFF!" Ike shouted, and threw Miku into a wall. "Oh, my head hurts." She said, while sliding down the wall. Gumi burst out laughing, and fell off her chair. Ike glanced at her. Gumi stopped laughing, and stared at him. There it is again… She thought. He's just like him… Ike got up, and put his notepad in his pocket. Kaito clapped, and dropped his tub of ice cream. "WOW THAT WAS AWESOME!" Meiko looked towards Kaito and raised an eyebrow. "Err, the song, I meant…" He said, pickeing up his tub of ice cream.

It was afternoon, 8:00 PM. Gumi sat in the shower, with hot water running. Thoughts swam in her mind. Why does he look so much like him? More importantly, why does he make me feel the same way like when I'm around him? Gumi then realized that the hot water was practically boiling her into nothing. She turned off the shower, and got out, wrapping herself in a bath robe. She got out of the bathroom, and into her room. Then she heard the familiar ringtone of Kagerou Deizu. She looked at her phone, to find it playing the melody softly. She then realized who it was. "OH GODS YEAH!" She leaped up with joy, and practically tackled her phone on the table. She answered the call, and said excitedly, "HI!". The person on the other end of the phone said, "Aw, miss me Gummy?" She laughed and said, "Of course! You know I miss you almost every second of the day, big brother!" Gumi talked with her brother all night, until she asked about her boyfriend back home. "Oh, um, well, he's…" Gumi's brother trailed off. "What is it Gumo?" Gumi asked, slightly worried. "He's… Just great!" Gumo said trying to sound upbeat. "Well I gotta go sis, see ya on the holidays!" Gumo hung up. Gumi sighed and flopped onto her bed. "… God I hate hot nights like this."

Did I do good? Did I do good? Probably not. But ooooh, Gumi has a boyfriend back home ;D. Also, I know there's gotta be at least SOME people reading this! You know, there's a big nice Review Button down there just for you….

Mimi: Dark, you're desperate aren't you?

Yes T-T

Kama: EAT MORE ICE CREAM!

No. (And I still wanna be a princess T-T Curse you Rin!)

-DarkOppressor bitch