Author's Note:
Ok. So, chapter 14 has been updated. Some changes were made.
AND I'M BACK FROM D.C.! If you would like to know how it was, you can PM me.
And for tobi419's sake, I'm updating the story. *sighs* He sure knows how to plead like a kid.
And now, I'm totally lost for what I'm doing.
You see, it's like this: I go really good with the story, and after a while, I steer away from the whole idea of the story and go to other random things that popped up in my head. :(
I hate it when it happens, especially when I don't even remember half the OCs in this story, along with the dares and truths. *sighs deeply*
Well, I have a horrible time remembering things these days.
So. Off to the story, my peeps!
P.S. Reading The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy is pretty funny to read. :D Always have a towel with you.
P.S.S. agarfinkel, thank you so much for offering me some of your questions. :) I wuv you, bro. (I call everyone my bro.)
P.S.S.S. Do give your regards to Nephilim King Michael's aunt. She passed away yesterday, so do give your regards. It will probably make him feel a lot better if someone helped support him other than me and a few other peeps. (do it for his aunt. She would love your regards like Nephilim King Michael would.)
:3 Do it for me and Michael?
As everyone wakes up and goes back to the Castle, we reach Rex's P.O.V.:
As we all walked back to the castle, we went into the room and continued our game.
"Wait. Where's Marshall?" Finn asked, looking around for him.
"Fionna picked him up and took him away." Marianne stated.
"Probably went to do Tier 15." Marceline whispered and began to snicker.
"Not with that much pain..." Tom said.
"OK! Can we just go back to the game? I'm sweating for some questions over here." Drake asked, fanning himself.
White rolled her eyes. "Very well then. I'll go first."
"Finally..." Drake whispered.
"Hmm...PB."
"Wha?" she said, looking up with scared eyes.
"What were you thinking...when you created the Earl Of Lemongrab?" White raised an eyebrow while everyone slowly turned to her, one by one.
PB slowly began to sweat. (wait. Can she actually sweat? O-0) "...um..."
Marceline ticked her tongue. "Come on Bonny. Tell us. He is crazy, so you must have a reason for it."
"...well...I really don't remember much from that day. ...and White, will you stop singing and playing that song!? It gets annoying!"
White: O-0 Fine. *puts away MP3 player*
"...as I was saying..." *glares at White* "...I actually don't know what I was thinking. Basically, I thought of an idea, where I can create a candy hybrid to rule over the kingdom when I die. Because, not everyone lives forever like Marceline and possibly Ice King would.
"But, instead of candy, my mind stated something about lemons."
White coughed.
"...no, White. Not those kind of lemons. Like, lemons. Where you get lemonade." she gave a straight look.
White smiled while I sighed.
"I need to keep you away from the computer and books you be reading." I whispered.
"Ok, you're just being weird." PB said.
"Haven't we all heard?" she stated.
"...so...I grabbed some lemons, went through some tests, looked through some books, and finally created a lemon body. The only thing it needed was some emotions and a mouth.
"As I created the serum, I poured it over what was the head, and I did so. After a few moments of waiting for the results, he came to life. He did slowly turn to me and smiled, before he frowned, and his eyes went to the back of his head, which made me gasp; I thought I did something wrong, or missed a step, or miscalculated. He then started screaming like crazy, pointed to me like I was Glob, and just jumped out the window and ran with some clothes.
"So, I don't really know what I was thinking back then. I was only thinking of creating a hybrid that would rule over my kingdom. I would ask Marceline to rule over, but I don't trust her around my peeps and Peppermint Butler." she turned to glare at Marceline.
"Whaaaaaaaaat? Bon-Bon, you can always trust me!" she said with a toothy grin.
"No. Not after what happened to Peppermint Butler's stripes."
Marceline rolled her eyes. "That was because you no red food, and I hungry! Pep Buts was close thing to moi."
"...what?"
We all raised our eyebrows.
"You and perfect english." she mumbled.
"...uh..." she gave a confused look.
"Dudes. Let PB pick out a dare." Jake stated.
I nodded.
"Alright. Thanks, Jake." PB said with a smile.
Jake nodded at her with a smile.
"...hmm..."
"Oh, princess!" called out a voice.
Finn gasped and pulled out his sword, while I gritted my teeth.
We all knew that voice.
"Ice King..." I whispered.
"Oh, Glob." PB said, and hid behind Jake.
Soon, a wall of ice appeared in front of us, and crashed to reveal Ice King-
Wait. Holy fucking shitmonkeys, that is NOT Ice King.
We all dropped our mouths and stared at...whoever this dude was.
He looked like a bluer version of Marshall Lee. He wore a baby blue prince suit, (similar to Gumball's clothing) had a small crown with red rubies on top of his head, had curly white hair, and eyes of dark blue while his skin was similar to Ice King's.
PB started to drool while Marceline and White just stared at him. Marianne just gaped at him and began to drool.
"Hey ladies. What do you think of my new body?" he stated, his hands going to his hips.
"...Ice King!?" White and Marceline exclaimed.
"NOPE! Not anymore. For now, just call me...Ice Prince." he smiled.
Marianne began to mutter something, before fainting to the floor.
White just blinked and slowly scooted to me, until some random person tackled her from behind.
I shrieked and backed away, thinking it was a human spider. (I hate spiders.)
White screamed and elbowed the person in the face, who screamed and was kicked off of her.
"Never tackle me again from behind! Who are you!? SPEAK!" she screamed, her hands lighting up in fire.
I ran up to calm her down while Jake crawled over and examined him.
After she was calm enough, I turned and walked up to the person that was holding his nose and groaning in pain.
The person turned out to be a dude. He had dark green hair and tanned skin. He wore an olive green shirt with skulls and green fire on it, and black shirts, followed by green and black shoes.
He groaned and sat up, only to stare at White with eyes of green and red.
(Oh look. A human form of Arceus. How awesome. :I Or he could be someone else... O-0)
PB and the others turned to him.
"OMG, you have a handsome face!" PB squealed with red cheeks.
Marianne then groaned and sat up, only to have pink cheeks and stare at him.
*awkward moment of silence with a cricket chirping*
She then cleared her throat while White narrowed his eyes at him.
"Who...are you?" she whispered.
"I am...The Lich." he rasped, and laughed evilly.
White hissed and was about to give him a fiery punch, before a girl with dark blond hair tackled her and extinguished her fire.
She screamed and rolled over to the edge as the girl scratched at her face.
I gasped and ran up to her.
Until they both fell over teh edge.
I screamed and ran over to the edge of the room, until Jake's arm grabbed me.
I kept on screaming White's name with tears streaming down my cheeks as Jake pulled me back.
"No man. She lived for 50,000 years. She can live." Jake said, hugging me and shushing me down.
"...FIGHT TIME!" Marceline screamed and tackled Finn.
I only stood there before punching Jake and battling him to the ground.
Everyone else began to fight, while 'The Lich' hid in the corner, evilly chuckling and rubbing his hands together.
Meanwhile...
Gunther hid his minions/brothers deep into the cellar, way under Ice King's Secret Lair of Princess stuff, with an evil look on his face.
The other penguins, or his brothers or...something, stared at him with neutral looks.
"Wenk we-wenk wenk wenk wak." Gunther said, marching along the stage.
The others only stared at him.
"Wenk, wenkwenk wenk wak! Wenk wenk wen wen-wenk wenk WAK!" he exclaimed.
He then held up a book, with the title that says: How To Make The World Penguins With A Nuclear Bomb.
The other penguins wenked in unison.
"Wenk, wenk wenk we-wenk wenk!" He then held up the Enchiridion, along with a book that says The Ultimate Guide On How To Rule The World, The Galaxy, and Then The Universe
His brothers wenked and began to jump in joy, while Gunter explained (or wenked, really) to them how it will all work.
I think this is the moment when we find my friend Laurel and ask her how to stop the ruling of the universe.
The Lich's P.O.V.
As blood was splotched everywhere in the room, everyone laid on the floor, breathing heavily.
Finn gave a groan and pulled a strawberry out of his pocket and fed it to Marceline, who gratefully accepted it, then started to make out with Finn.
Rex moaned in pain. "...Whitey..." he whispered.
As if on cue, a hand reached over the crumbled edge, and lifted itself up to reveal the shiny caramel girl, who panted heavily. She had a lot of scars, bruises, wounds and scratches on her body.
...I guess that was a cat fight we should've watched.
Rex looked up and I swore his eyes just glowed bright like diamonds.
"WHITE!" he screamed, and suddenly pushed himself up and ran over to White to only lift her up and kiss her.
(...I'm thinking of Owen now. From Laurel's book that she offers me. Glob, he's so hot. *drools*)
"Oh, Glob, are you ok?!" he asked her frantically.
White gave a bloody smile and spat out a sharp canine tooth.
"...y-y-yeah...I t-t-t-think so..." she rasped.
"Who was that?"
"...your wife that wanted you so badly." she growled between her teeth.
Rex raised an eyebrow before White lifted a fist to his nose.
I only snickered while he screamed in pain and dropped her to the floor.
"That's for cheating on me, you bastard!" she screamed, kicked him in the shin, punched him in thee face, and then walked away.
(Wow. Breaking up relationships just took a huge toll on me. :l)
Rex groaned and fell to the floor.
"...she just walked away," Finn sang softly.
"...why didn't she tell me?" Rex counterparted.
"And where do I go tonight?" Marceline sung.
"This isn't happening to me..." Rex then began to cough, and held his bloody nose.
"This can't be happening to me," Marceline then groaned and rolled over to Finn.
"She didn't say a word," -Finn
"Just walked away," -Rex
Finn then rolled over to Marceline.
"You were the first to say," -Marcy
"That we were not ok..." -Finn
"You were the first to lie," -Rex
"When we were not alright." -Marcy
Rex then began to sniffle while Finn's lower lip began to tremble.
Marceline just started to cry and wipe the tears away.
(Glob what was that song? It goes like "wipe that tear away from your eye" ...it'll come back to me sooner or later. I think.)
"...this was my first love," -Rex
"She was the first to go," -Finn
"And when she left me for you," -Rex
"I was the last to know." -Finn
(Basically, the dashes and the name states who is singing that line)
Rex then cried as hard as anyone would, his face slowly going red.
Finn only sniffled, his face a light shade of pink.
I...I actually felt bad. I know what it feels like to love someone...
I reached into my pocket to pull out a necklace that held a picture of my best friend/wife, Helen. (sand colored skin, green eyes, long, golden blonde hair, and had a few freckles. She was a witch. {In the picture, she is wearing a red shirt, since it is a headshot})
Tears stung my eyes, but I wiped them away without anyone noticing.
"Why didn't she tell me...where to go tonight..." I sang.
"She didn't say a word," -Rex
"She just walked away!" Finn screamed.
Finn then started to cry, while Marceline looked like she was about to die.
"You were the first to say," -Marcy
"That we were not ok..." - Lich (who will soon be ...Henry)
"You were the first to lie," -Rex
"When we were not alright." -Finn
"This was my first love," -Marcy
"She was the first to go..." 'Henry'
"And when she left me for you," -Finn
"I was the last to know..." -Rex
(You're welcome BossKing109. {Don't know the song, you can ask BossKing} I'll type the second part later. Wait. What about Gone Forever?)
All of a sudden, White ran back in and tackled Rex with hugs and kisses to his cheek.
"Oh, Glob, Rex, I'm so sorry for punching you!" she exclaimed, her voice breaking.
Rex just stared at her and then slowly began to pat her.
"...uh...there...there..." he whispered to her.
I sighed.
"Ok, this is getting pitiful." I stated, and held up my hands.
MOMENTS LATER with everything SPARKLY CLEAN!
Everyone stared at me, some of their glares demanding answers.
I sighed again.
"Ok. I'll tell you about myself." I grumbled.
White growled at me.
"Ok. My name is...Henry."
PB glared at me while this punk rock girl just drooled at the sight of me.
I just stared back at her.
"...o...k...I'm from a random planet. I have lost my memory, so you'll have to...somewhat teach me these weird things." I then shivered.
White slowly smiled and the man beside her only bared his sharp vampire/demon teeth.
With the punk girl's sparkling brown eyes, it looked like she wanted to scream: "I'll teach you! Let me do it!"
"...very well. I'm White, and this is my husband, Rex." she pointed to the man who was baring his teeth at me.
I only stared at him before nodding, and the punk girl soon walked up to me.
"Hi," she said.
"...uh...hi?"
"I'm Marianne."
"...Henry."
She then giggled.
"I like your name."
I blushed, and my dead heart thumped only once.
I gasped and clutched my chest while she tolted her head at me and giggled.
...no...I couldn't be...
Was...was I...was I falling in love at first sight?
Glob, what did the world just do to me?
