ZXCVBNMMNBVCVBNM! OH YEAH CHAPTER 4 BITCHES! Well, apparently, I heard Fanfcition is cleaning out stories. Sheesh, so much for "unleash your imagination." This just makes Fanfiction seem very hypocritical. (Although, it really is. ) :/ Onto the story, I no longer own Six claw -cola but have attained the rights to Kama Shikikara and Mimi Takiyako. (Or whatever her last name was.)

Mimi: :/ I hate you.

Kama: Now that I think about, Mimi's last name sounds like Takoyaki…

Mimi: DOES NOT!

Shut up. NOW LET'S START READING ALL YA HYPOCRITES! (also, look at this! watch?v=ozUpNGnh-fM&feature=colike) It's so… SO… IT'S JUST DAMNED BEAUTIFUL!

Chapter 3:

Gumi and Ike Blow Meiko Up. (Lol, I like making people blow up stuff.)

Gumi stood on one side of the room, and Ike stood on the other. They both held two smoke bombs, and narrowed their eyes at each other. There was a gust of wind, and a tumbleweed rolling by. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Gumi shouted, and threw her smoke bomb at Ike. Ike lunged forward, and grabbed the smoke bomb before it hit the ground. After he caught it, he slid across the floor, and threw both the smoke bombs at Gumi, who in turn yelped, and watched as the smoke bombs hit the ground and obscured her vision with thick white smoke. She twirled around, only to meet Ike's face with a sticky explosive bomb. He grinned wildly, and his eyes had turned a deep shade of crimson. Gumi's eyes widened. "Frack." Was the last word she said before Ike threw the bomb right at her face.

Ike and Gumi both lay on their backs, covered in soot and even more soot. Gumi sat up, and scratched her head. "Yeah, you went too far this time." She said while coughing up more soot. Ike sat up and yawned. "Well, at least it worked." He replied, plucking bits of char out of his hair. (Lol, wut's char?) Meiko walked into the room, and stopped in her tracks when she saw the blown-up kitchen. "Uhhhh…I can explain?" Gumi managed to choke out when Meiko looked at the two Vocaloids laying on the floor, covered in soot. "Enlighten me." Meiko said simply while drinking from her can of coke. "Uhhh… Ike and I were playing with bombs?" Gumi said weakly. Meiko thought for a moment and nodded. "I won't bitch on you, IF I get to tag along too." Meiko said, smirking devilishly. Ike and Gumi looked at each other then exchanged glances. "Here ya go." Ike said, pulling out a bag of smoke bombs from his straight jacket, and throwing them at Meiko, who had difficulty catching them, but managed to hold it by the opening of the bag. "Let's get started, shall we?" Gumi grinned, coughing up more soot into her hand, then wiping it on her already-blackened shirt. Ike laughed then stood up. His eyes shone that deep crimson red again. "Bombs away."

"OH SH-!" Meiko blurted out before being engulfed by thick white smoke. She twirled around, and saw Ike and Gumi in her face. "ACK!" Meiko stumbled backwards, as the deadly duo towered over her, sticky explosive bombs in their hands, and devilish grins. "Bye bye Meiko…" They both said in unison. Which kinda freaked Meiko out a little bit. They both hurled the bomb down at Meiko at the same time, the scene a mix of screams, and smoke.

After the smoke cleared, the kitchen was nothing more than a black crater, with three people in the center of it. Meiko stared up at the night sky, (Since the roof was blown off) coughing up soot. Gumi and Ike were both beside her, laughing uncontrollably while coughing up soot in between. Meiko rolled her eyes. "You kids are weird." Ike and Gumi settled down. "No, we're just awesome like that." Ike said brazenly. Meiko laughed, and stood up, while brushing soot off her shoulders. "Sure ya are…" Gumi rolled around. "I wonder what Master Crypton's gonna say when he finds out we blew up the kitchen." She said. Ike stood up, and stretched. "He'll be pissed, that for sure." Meiko nodded. "Oh yeah, he'll be more pissed off than Hitler."

I'm cutting it short, because I'm not in the mood V.V again, I'm as lazy as they can get, so meh. I promise the next chapter will be better, although it will take a long time to update.

~ DarkOppressor