Kama: Hello fan fiction! We're back, and because of an "incident" involving vegetable juice, DarkOppressor is unable to write for you.

KAMA! IS THAT YOU? GET ME OUT OF THIS CLOSET!

Mimi: Not it. Go Kama.

Kama: B-b-b-but why?

Mimi: Because I said "not it" first now GO.

Kama: Fine…

Mimi: Anyhow, Kama and I are gonna write today's story. If ya got a problem with that, then go die in a hole.

AH! KAMA QUIT IT! STOP STOP STOP!

Kama: Shut it, this isn't gonna hurt.

HEY NO! ITAI! ITAI! ITA- Zzzzzzzzzz….

Kama: Okay, let's get this shit on the road.

Chapter 5 (?)

Cherry Juice

"PO PI PO PI PO PO PI PO! PO PI PO PI PO P0 PI PO! PO PI PO PO PO PI! !" Miku flailed her arms wildly while running aimlessly around the Vocaloid HQ, shouting and screaming the song, "Po Pi Po". "SUNO AYAMI NO KAGAMI JUCESU! SOMETHING SOME-SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING! YARGH! SURIYA SURIYA! DAKE DAKE!" Miku zoomed past Meiko, who was drinking her coke until the burst of teal ran down the hallway with incredible speed. Meiko stared at where Miku ran to for a minute, then shrugged and continued on her merry way as if nothing happened.

"PO PI PO PO PO PO PI PO! PO PI PO PO PO PO PI PO! JUICESU AYAMI HAGANI ANO SU! NOW I'M JUST MAKING UP THESE LYRICSSSSSS! YARGH!" Miku burst past Gumi, who was sitting in the lobby reading her magazine and eating baby carrots. "POOOOOO PI POOOO!" Miku screamed before racing up the stairs. Gumi looked up from her magazine, then at the stairway where Miku burst through moments ago. Gumi blinked, then continued reading her magazine and eating carrots. "I hope Rin didn't give her cherry juice this time..." She muttered, while popping a carrot into her mouth.

"You did WHAT?" Meiko shouted. Rin shifted uncomfortably and twiddled her fingers. "I... Gave her cherry juice?" Rin smiled innocently and shone her sparkling blue eyes. That technique could've made anyone break and forgive Rin. Even Meiko cracked sometimes when caught off-guard. But cherry juice combined with Miku wasn't something you'd forgive so easily. Rin stopped the sparkling-eye technique when she came up with the conclusion that Meiko wasn't going to let her off the chain this time. Instead she looked down at her feet and waited for her punishment. Oh boy, how right she was. Meiko yelled, and uppercutted Rin with the strengh of Teto on cuban bread fuel. (Trust me, that's Vocaloid for 'squirrel on crack') As Meiko's fist met Rin's face, a sonic boom resounded, and somewhere in the world a city was in utter mayhem.

Kama: Wait, that's all of America!

Mimi: Shut it Kama!

Rin crashed through all 9 floors of the Vocaloid HQ, and into the 3rd layer of the atomosphere, then came crashing back down onto Earth with another sonic boom. Unfortunately, since this is a science-based Fanfic, (Holy shit, it is?) Rin was on fire.

Literally.

On.

Fire.

"AH! HELP! SOMEONE!" Rin screamed as she desperately rolled around in the huge crater she made when impacting Earth.

Kama: I'm gonna make some tweaks.

Mimi: KAMA STOP WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STO- OH SHIT BOY! WTF?

Rin sat up, and checked her body for any burns that might be life-threatening. Instead, she was burn-free, but still covered in dirt.

Kama: Quit it Mimi! I never get to play with stories!

Mimi: Me either, but we're supposed to make this like an original DarkOppressor fic! SO WE'RE STICKING TO SCIENCE!

Kama: When did Dark's fics ever include "science"?

Rin caught fire unexpectedly, and it hurt. "AHHHHHHH!" She rolled around desperately in an attempt to put out the fire searing her body.

Kama: No burn marks. No one likes fried Rin.

Mimi: Fine.

Rin rolled around a bit more until she finally rid of being on fire. Surprisingly, (To her that is,) there weren't any burn marks. Miku towered over her, her eyes deep crimson red. "HIYA REEEEEEN!" Miku smiled eerily and cocked her head to one side. Rin jumped back, and managed to say, "H-hey Miku." Miku took one step closer to Rin. "HOW HAVE YA BEEN RINNY RIN?" Miku laughed maniacally quickly, and turned her head a full 360 degrees. Rin whimpered. "Miku, you're scaring me..." Miku laughed again, her eyes red and murderous. "I am? I DIDN'T NOTICE!" Miku sat down on Rin in a position that would have made shoujo-ai fans squeal and drool.

Mimi: Are you serious?

Kama: What? Can't a guy have some Yuri action?

Mimi: No, we need more YAOI ACTION!

Kama: Saywhut.

Rin kicked Miku off of her, and held a bottle of pickle juice in one hand. "DIE MIKU!" Rin was about to throw the bottle until Kaito and Len materialized out of nowhere, getting into each other's pants. "AAAAH!" Len screamed, and ran away from Kaito, then hid behind his sister while Kaito screamed and ran away with a tub of haagen daz. Miku, on the ground, only drooled. "Aaaaaahhhhhh, Yaoiiiiiiiiii..." She sighed dreamily and wandered off to find a manga store.

Kama: EWWWWWWWWW YAOIIIIIIIII

Mimi: Oh god, that was perfect! KaitoxLen! I can almost imagine it! Kaito is the seme, while Len is the shota uke! Kaito on top, Len on bottom...!

Kama: STOP STOP STOP STOP! MikuxRin is waaaaaay hotter than your stupid Yaoi fantasies!

Mimi: Well, I don't know the terms for Yuri! Neither does Dark!

Kama: Pft, I know them. Miku is obviously the-

Mimi: I DON'T WANNA KNOW YOUR STUPID YURI TERMS! YAOI IS BEST!

Kama: NO YURI TOPS YAOI ANY DAY!

Mimi: THEN LOOK AT THE FANPOPULATION FOR YAOI!

Kama: Yeah, 10000 to 1000000000!

Mimi: You exaggerate too much, there's no way there could be 1000000000 Yuri fans in the world!

Kama: There's possibilities ya stupid w-

Marth: I LIEK BREAKING ARGUMENTS!

Five hours after the cherry juice incident, Meiko sat at her desk, rubbing her temples. She felt like she was going to die on the spot. Being the only mature and responsible ADULT in the Vocaloid HQ was hard. There was constantly something happening, which always included Rin and more Rin. She couldn't hold out any longer. One more incident involving Rin, and she might just go insane. Meiko sighed, and leaned back in her chair. Oh how she wished for there to be another person who would take this madness upon thou's shoulders.

Kama: Let us go Marth!

Mimi: Oh god, out of all the people I could've been tied with, I'M TIED WITH HIM!

Marth: That's what you get for participating in those MarthxIke jokes.

Kama: What? I'd never do such a thing!

Mimi: Uh….

Kama: …. DAMMIT WOMAN! I TOLD YOU YAOI WAS EVIL!

GODDAMMIT SHUT IT! Errr, I mean… Aw damn, they wrote the whole thing. Anyhow, I never said this, but I'd like to give a big round of applause for Inksewn and Fluttershyparty for being the only ones to review so far. I'm expecting more out of you other people. REMEMBER THAT.(Also, what do you get when you shove Marth and Ike in a closet? IKExMARTH! -I do not support this yaoi coupling by the way.-)

~DarkOppressor