at the next morning
hefty: some smurf know why we return to the jail?
handy: they haven't more rooms
smurfette: but they were very nice in give us these blankets
hefty: but the mine is horrible , it´s pink and have butterflies , flowers and other girly things
smurfette: i think you look cute with that
hefty: hehe
was heard from the loudspeaker: "ATTETION, LAZY PEOPLE. IT'S INSPECTION DAY, SO , GET UP AND BRING HERE YOUR SKINNY ASS , NOW!"
hefty: if i am not wrong,that's the voice of the smurfette that shoot the mermaid
handy: that was a girl?
smurfette: we have to go there and ask them about nobody,brainy,clumsy and dreamy
(they go to the deck and saw many smurfettes in a line,strong smurfette was wearing a dress with tights and had a pony tail,he was in front of the group walking around,this time they could notice three hearts tatoed is each arm)
strong: i hope you pass the test , misses, we are pirates , but we can't leave the personal hygiene , if you are not in good shape, i am going to put you in shape, and i'm going to explote you mentally and physically as and poor and inocent orange , questions there?
all the crew was shoked
strong: perfect,no questions
a smurfette with red and tousled hair was trembling
strong: something you want to say? fearfull?
fearfull: n-no
strong: are you sure?
fearfull: i-i-i DON'T KNOW!
strong: you don't know? YOU-DON'T-KNOW?, picture in your mind if a mermaids atact us,or a marine monster, or a shark, you know wath you will do?, NOTHING! , YOU NEVER DO NOTHING!,WE ARE IN OPEN SEA!,ALWAYS ARE IN PROBLEMS!,BUT YOU NEVER HELP US CAUSE...OH RIGHT! YOU ARE SCARED!
fearfull: am sorry
strong: of course you sorry , now GO TO WORK AND MAKE TWO THOUSANDS OF PUSH UPS!,AND POOR OF YOU IF I GET YOU TAKING A REST!
she turned and saw a asleep smurfette
strong: and talking about it ...
she go closer to her and leaned over
strong: sleepy,are you confortable?
sleppy: (asleep) yes,very much
strong: great...NOW I WANT SEE YOU WORKING!
sleepy got up and ran away from her
strong: ugh,sometimes i feel if they are very lazy or like make me mad
all the smurfettes: the first one!
tinker: in my case,i prefer the second one
tinler was wearing an overall white with a pencil on her hat , had two pig tails
hefty: she is really crazy
smurfette: i don't know,maybe she is sweet and goldenheart in the deep
hefty: you saw her hand?,she has blood pressure apparatus
smurfette: well,she is a little sick but...
hefty: but what?,she is so rude,so selfish and dominant with everysmurf
smurf: she is,but smurfette is right,is really,really lovely when you know her
smurfette: i told you
hefty: oh come on
smurfette: and she is pretty, atlethic,dissiplined...a good match for somesmurf i know
hefty: i don't think handy would like her
smurfette: (facepalm)