Hey Guys! Quick update, I know, but that's only because I was tired and dehydrated last time, and I REALLY needed to get the chapter out.

Mimi: YOU?! Marth and I did most of the writing for the last chapter! You just took the computer away from us at the very end!

Marth: Yeah! Give us the credit, we smoothed over most of the terrible plot developement! Now you actaully have a PLOTLINE!

Wait, what's a plotline?

Marth&Mimi: . . .

Um, okay? On with the story...?!

NO! STOP! NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE NOT THE- Ow! GODDAMMIT SHE GOT THE FACE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Marth: She?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHE?!

There's no real difference anyway! I played the demo for Fire Emblem: Awakening and you sound and LOOK like a damn girl!

Mimi: Leave Marth alone! She already has enough trouble with haters of her non-existent fandom!

Marth: She? Her?! NON-EXISTENT?!

Mimi: Wait! No! I mean- AH GOD HE'S GOT THE SWORD HE'S GOT THE SWORD!

Marth: ONE MORE SOUND AND I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT! IKE! KAMA!

Kama&Ike: Yeah?

Marth: WRITE THE STORY! NAU!

Kama: Wait, then does that mean...?!

Ike: I think it does! OH YEAH!

-inserthighfivescenehere-

Mimi: NO! MY YAOIIIIIIIIIIII!

Warning: Contains Yuri/Shoujo-ai content. Reader discretion is advised.

And big shout-out to Xanaischemical for being the first to review in FOREVER!

While Teto cooked and stirred the pot, she sighed and hung her head. She doesn't even know how to cook! Shouldn't Gumi or someone be doing this? "Yes, I should, because you're messing it up." Teto looked up and found the pot bubbling and overflowing with water. "AH!" She cried, and fell backwards, grabbing onto Gumi's leg. '"MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!" Teto cried out again, clutching onto Gumi's leg tighter. "Well, I can't do that if I have you holding and crying on my leg!" Teto only started to cry harder. Gumi facepalmed, and waved for Ted to get Teto off her leg. In reply, he only shrugged. "Can you at least get the bubbling pot of water over there?" She asked with a sigh. "I don't know..." Ted said, glancing at the ominous-looking pot. "Please?" Gumi said, putting on her puppy face that could rival Rin's sparkling-eye technique. Ted stood for a moment, and broke down. "Awww, fine, I guess I could..." He said, walking over to the boiling pot of water. Why Gumi didn't do that to get Teto off her leg remains a mystery... For now. As Ted walked away, Gumi noticed that all the Vocaloids had gone down to the lake with IA. Suddenly, Teto stopped sniffling. Instead, she tackled Gumi, and hovered on top of her in a pretty suggestive Yuri position.

Mimi: No! NO!

Kama: Yes! YES!

Marth: You brutes! Let us GO!

Ike: No! You're just going to ruin our Yuri happy fun times!

I'm kinda enjoying their story too...

Mimi: SHUT UP DARK NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!

Q.Q

"H-hey! What do you think you're doing?!" Gumi shrieked, feeling her face heat up. Teto only smirked and inched closer to Gumi. "Oh, I'm not doing much. Just watching an adorable little bird squirm in my grasp." "What's that supposed to mean- AH!" Gumi cried out as Teto started to nibble on her earlobe.

Mimi: You sickos!

Marth: Monsters!

TETO! THAT LUCKY BASTARD!

Marth&Mimi: -stare-

I mean, BAD TETO! BAD!

Ike: You-'ve had your time! You could've written Yaoi! But you wasted it on damn plot developement!

Kama: We're giving fanservice!

Mimi: But, you're giving it with the wrong couple. I may not like Yuri, but who the hell would ship Teto and Gumi? Really... That's just fan logic.

Kama: True, but since we're still pretty science based, we can't just pop characters in and out.

Ike: SCREW SCIENCE!

Kama: Ike. Think: How awkward would it be if Teto just poofed and disappeared and was replaced by someone else? It would kill the mood.

Ike: ...I see your point. Continue.

"No! Stop- Ah! I'm going to be- Nnnn-! Soiled!" Gumi panted as Teto began unbuttoning her vest. "Ah, but I thought you were enjoying this?" Gumi let out another moan as Teto's knee began to slowly move in a circle on her softer spot. "Nnn-!" Gumi tried to push Teto away, but years of training made the leader of the Utauyakibend army stronger than the green-haired pop-idol. "Stop resisting: You know you want it." Gumi began to cry out as Teto then procceeded to grope her breast and move it in a circular motion. "No! Fuwah! Stop- AH!" Just as Teto was winding her free hand down into the greenette's softer spot, IA ran up from behind and did a karate kick to Teto's head, effectively knocking her off of Gumi. IA then struck a very dramatic pose and shouted: "THAT WAS VERY DAMN WELL EFFECTIVE!" Teto sat up, and wiped her now bleeding mouth. "Damn you!" IA grinned and brushed her hands off. "I have three choices to give you Teto. One: Give me a million dollars and a helicopter. Two: Give me a trillion dollars and a jumbo jet. Or three: Fifty bucks and a paper airplane." Teto pondered this for a moment, and held up a king sized reeses peanut butter bar. "Do you accept chocolate covered peanut butter bars?" "No, I'm allergic to peanut butter." I'm never getting rid of this damn thing! Teto thought, staring at the chocolate bar in anger. "Oh, and Gumi! Are you alright?" IA asked, facing towards the greenette who had magically draped a jacket over her shoulders. "Shut up and let me be naked!" She cried. "Right." IA said, spinning to face towards Teto. "Now, let us dance."

Gumi: You meanies, I almost got my virginity taken away.

I'm sowwy Gum-Gum Q.Q

Ike: Hey be glad we didn't have it taken away.

IA: You? I did the last part all on my own!

Kama: Yeah, we were going to let Teto take Gumi's innocence. v.v

Mimi: Disclaimer- The lines with the jumbo jet helicopters, peanut butter bars, "Shut up and let me be naked!" are all owned by YunoInbox on Youtube for the Mirai Nikki abridged series. We highly suggest you watch it.

Yeah. Anyhow, I'm sorry for all you Gumi-lovers out there. Kama and Ike were being idiots, as usual. I know, it hurt me to see them write it. SO if you want any Vocaloid pairings, (Oneshots mind you) to be done, I can do them! PM me the pairing, and whether you want it to be lemon lime, or just plain fluff. This is to make up for having Gumi getting semi-raped. Anyway, until later~

-DarkOppressor