Mimi: -talking on duh phone- Uh-huh. Yep. Yeah. Mmhmm. Yup. Yeah. Uh-huh. Okay. Got it.

Who was that?

Mimi: No F****** idea. But apparently Ike's and Kama's little stunt needs to be compensated. With...

With what?

Mimi: With... Gumi x Len. -cringe-

OMG I FRACKING LOVE LEN X GUMI! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT EARLIER?!

Mimi: Hey wait! Can I at least write a Yaoi chapter with preferably Kaito and Len?!

NO DO THAT ON YOUR OWN ACCOUNT WOMAN! YOU HAVE ONE!

Mimi: But...

'Buts" are for pooping! Now I'M going to write the story FOR ONCE this time while you can go make Ike and Kama do Yaoi things!

Mimi: REALLY?! :D

YEAH! I want a recording too! I wanna see them SCREAM!

Mimi: OKAY! C'MON MARTHY WARTHY!

Marth: My name has lost all meaning.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this fic. Gumi's love interest may vary depending on my mood.

Chapter 8 (?)

Logic is Non-existent

IA stood facing Teto for quite some time. "...Rock paper scissors?" Teto suggested. "Three out of five."

-INITIATE POKEMON SEQUENCE HERE-

Teto used Scissors!

IA used Paper!

It wasn't very effective.

Teto deals 30 damage

IA's health is decreased to 70

IA uses Paper!

Teto uses rock!

It wasn't very effective.

IA deals 30 damage.

Teto's health decreased to 70.

After a long and competitive game of rock paper scissors, IA ends up winning, and sends Teto back to the Vocaloid HQ to fight alongside the Utauyakibend army. She also forces her to bring a talkie walkie so that IA can monitor Teto's behavior.

IA watched as Teto walked towards the dark stairwell that led back to the Vocaloid HQ. She spun around and faced Gumi, who, was shivering. "Sooo... How are you?" IA asked. "Good..." Came the barely audible reply. "Um... Don't you want to get some clothes on-" "Shut up and let me be naked!" "Well." Just as IA started to try and strike up another weird conversation, the rest of the Vocaloids came from the lake, chattering away to their hearts' content. They all stopped upon arriving to see the half naked Gumi, and bloodied IA. "Gumi!" Len was the first to burst out of the crowd and run to the greenette's aid. "Yep. Yep. And no one cares about the BLOODIED and BEAT-UP IA!" IA said dramatically, throwing her hands up in the air. Of course, Len completely ignored this statement and assaulted Gumi with a sh*tload of questions. "What happened?! Are you okay?! How did this happen?!" When the greenette started to whimper, Len knew he'd asked the wrong things at the wrong time.

-INITIATE CHIBI MODE HERE-

"Stop! You're scaring my Gumi!" Chibi IA said, and started to nibble on Chibi Gumi's head. "NO! You're getting slobber on MY Gumi!" Chibi Len said, knocking Chibi IA off of Chibi Gumi's head, and claiming it as his own. "I'm not an object..." Chibi Gumi said. Just then, a Chibi DarkOppressor appeared out of nowhere and kicked Chibi Len off of Chibi Gumi. "NO! GUMI'S MINE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!" He said, hugging Chibi Gumi in a death hug. "Wait a second, if Dark is here, then who's writing the story?" Chibi Luka asked, noticing the broken 4th wall. "I dun know." Chibi DarkOppressor said, nibbling on Chibi Gumi's head. "What do you mean you don't know?!" Chibi Luka said, frightened of what might happen. "Don't worry; I'm sure the person who's writing right now is a very smart and dependable person." Chibi DarkOppressor thought for a moment. "A totally smart and reliable person."

MEANWHILE...

Six watched the screen monitor and laughed as Chibi Luka began to panic. "Oh, why hello there!" He said, spinning slightly in his spinny chair. "Yes, you are currently witnessing the breaking of the 4th wall. For, I am running the show right now. As mentioned in the summary of this story, we have constantly repeated that the fourth wall will be constantly broken. This is really only the first of these many moments. And now since DarkOppressor is stuck in the story, you should expect a more... Complicated writing style. The plot and developement will be worked on as well. But what about our lovely green-haired heroine? That's a surprise."

"No! Dark!" Mimi screamed, watching as DarkOppressor chewed and nibbled on Gumi's head. "That bastard! Now he can't get out!" Marth sighed, and ran a hand through his hair. "I thought he foresaw that this would happen?" Mimi spun around to face Marth. "That's a damn lie and you know it!" She snapped. "But I have a question though. If we can enter and exit the stories without difficulty, why is it hard for DarkOppressor?" Marth said, trying to act smart. "Because that idiot DOESN'T want to get out! Even if we try to manually remove him, he'll just override our scripts and coding!" Mimi shrieked. Marth tapped his chin. "Oh dear." "I told you, this is why we don't let him write stories! It's a wonder why he didn't suck himself inside on the first chapter when we DID let him write!" "Then why didn't you stop him earlier?!" "I... I was distracted by Yaoi!" Marth rubbed his temples. DarkOppresor's stuck in the world of Vocaloid. Great. "But, who's writing the story then?" Mimi grimaced. "I have a pretty good idea of who that is." She muttered brazenly, looking up at a blank monitor.

To be continued...