Maybe you guys should know; I would've continued the story even if you didn't want me to!

Haha, me no own Naru.

Naruto woke up before his alarm went off and turned it off, excited about the teams that were about to be given out. He suddenly felt something heavy on top of him, and saw that in his arms was a naked girl around his age with straight platinum blond hair that reached down to her mid back. She also had two fuzzy black fox ears on top of her head with a bump under the covers where her black tail was, tipped in white. She was a cute girl with pale skin, not too white, and a beautiful body with a perky chest and a nice round butt. The girl almost looked angelic in his arms, making him almost swoon. She was gripping Naruto's shirt, making Naruto blush a little before shaking the girl a little.

"Akyo, wake up." he whispered.

Unfortunately, she only crept closer to him until their faces were pressed against each other. Naruto blushed even more and tried to wriggle out of her grasp, but found her tightly holding him. He shook her a little harder until she finally started to stir. She slowly opened her amber slitted eyes and realized she was nearly on top of him.

Of course, she simply smiled with half open eyelids and said, "Good morning Naruto-sama." She yawned, showing her pointy teeth. When she closed her mouth, it made a 'click' sound, and she slowly started to shrink until she was a baby fox. "Sorry, Naruto-sama. But I wanted a bit more comfort while sleeping, and changed to my human form. You are quite warm when sleeping." replied the little kitsune.

"Um, it's okay Akyo. Just don't appear naked next time. I'm still too young for that." Naruto said, laughing sheepishly and standing up.

"True..." Akyo then turned back into her human form, again naked. She wrapped her arms around his neck and whispered into his ear seductively, "But I'm not, Naruto-sama. You can do anything you want with your Akyo-chan." Naruto's face blushed like crazy, and he could barely move. Akyo giggled and released him of her grasp before lying on the bed, covering herself and closing her eyes. "Just kidding, Naruto-sama. You don't have to if you do not want to. When you are ready, you may do as you wish with any woman." she opened one eye and smiled. "Including me."

Naruto sighed. It wasn't the first time Akyo tried to seduce him anyway. He was about to put on his orange jumpsuit before thinking, 'Maybe it's time Konoha learned what the real Uzumaki Naruto can do.' He dropped the jumpsuit and ran to his closet. It had one half filled with the orange jumpsuits and the other half had a bunch of normal looking clothes. But at the bottom, right under the racks, was a small chest that he opened to find the clothes he always wanted to wear.

He pulled on a skin-tight dark-blue sleeveless shirt with thick orange lines going vertically down his sides, it showed his arms rather well. He next pulled on a pair of black shinobi pants with multiple pockets for kunais and scrolls. Next was the blue shinobi sandals, then a pair of black fingerless gloves with a metal rectangle on the back. Last, but not least, he brought out a long box and opened it. Inside was a beautiful Katana with a dark blue handle and a black sheath. He pulled the sword out and admired its beauty. Its handle was a foot long, while the blade was three feet. The blade had the kanji for 'Merciless' on both sides. He strapped it to his back so the handle was over his right shoulder.

"Not bad, Naruto-sama. It fits you perfectly. Though, I don't understand why it is called 'Merciless' when you yourself are full of mercy, except to those who anger you." said Akyo, still on his bed.

"Thank you, Akyo. I don't know why, but I found it in the Forest of Death beside a dead man, and took it anyway. I no longer have to hide in the foolish mask I wore for many years now."

Akyo nodded, still not opening her eyes. "I am sure the village's female population will swoon at your looks, since I am restraining myself from doing anything... inappropriate." she giggled and turned a shade of red in her cheeks. Naruto sighed, and was about to get out through his door, when Akyo said, "Wait for me!" Naruto just smiled as she turned back into a fox and climbing up his body before landing on his head.

He walked out of the apartment and locked the door behind him before roof jumping to the academy with Akyo on his head. It was still very early in the day, so he wasn't surprised when he reached the the academy to find he was the first one in his class. He walked up to a seat that was one seat away from the window and started meditating, Akyo transforming into a belt and following her master's example.

After a few hours, the second one in the class showed himself. Looking up to the door, he saw the arrogant and sad, king of emos, Uchiha Sasuke. He took a seat near the window, to the left side of Naruto, and started his daily routine, which consisted of him brooding his ass off. Naruto just shook his head. 'That teme's going to go to a pedophile that asks, "Hello little boy, want some power?". He really should get a life, even if he is the rookie of the year.'

He continued his meditating when he was interrupted by a chorus of loud squeals that were heard to his right. Naruto looked and saw the whole WLS (We Love Sasuke-kun) fan club enter the doorway. That included the president and vice-president of the club, Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino.

'Great, the banshee's here. Just what I needed.' Naruto just sat there quietly.

Then Sakura, the pink-haired banshee, started screaming at him. "Naruto-baka! Get out of my seat next to Sasuke-kun, or I'll beat the crap out of you!" As always, she forgot all about the situation, and didn't even ask why he was there when only genin are supposed to be there.

While most of the WLS club started fighting over who's seat it 'belonged' to, about ten percent of it swooned over how hot Naruto became, this included Ino. He could tell by all the blushes they were sporting. Some asked themselves why he was here, but they all decided to keep looking at him as new eye candy. After all, he showed more of his muscular body than the Uchiha prodigy did.

"Haruno-san, please shut up. I can here you perfectly, and I'm sure all you are doing is trying to not only turn me deaf, but your precious Sasuke-kun as well." Everyone stopped at the sudden change in Naruto. Sakura was taken off guard as well. Naruto always followed her around like a lost puppy, asking her on dates left and right. She was expecting him to call her the usual 'Sakura-chan'. Her surprise turned to anger in a second.

"Naruto-baka, this is your last chance before I make a crater on your face! Now, GET OFF MY SEAT!" All Naruto did was cover his ears because of the volume coming out of her mouth.

"You seriously need to shut up. I'm growing tired of your screaming habit."

Sakura's mouth hung open for a while, before she snarled and brought her left fist back while shouting, "BAKA!" she gave a swift left handed strike meant for his face. It never touched him.

He swiftly swatted it away like if it were an annoying bug. Which in a way, it was. Sakura brought her other fist back and gave an uppercut towards his stomach, only to have the belt on his waist spring out and turn into a fox and chomping on her fist. She screamed and Akyo quickly let go of her to get away from the horrible noise. She landed on Naruto's head and started growling at Sakura. Naruto understood it as, "Get away, bitch, or I will bite your breast! Not that you have any, but it will still hurt like hell!"

He tried his best not to laugh at Sakura's bewildered look. "W-where did that f-fox come from?" she stuttered, still holding her fist. She didn't even ask why the fox's fur was black, or how it was a belt a second ago. Same slow banshee.

"That's Akyo, my partner. I wouldn't try to hit me some other time soon, or she will kill you." Naruto said calmly. Sakura just stood there staring at him like he had a second head.

"I-it's your partner?" she asked, still surprised. Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Did you blow your own eardrums already? Yes, my partner." Akyo jumped from Naruto's head and landed on the desk. Some girls thought the little thing was cute, and the fact that Naruto thought of it as a "she" instead of an "it" like Sakura just did, made Naruto seem more nicer.

Naruto decided he had enough of people bothering him, so he disappeared in a puff of smoke and leaves and hightailed it out of there. He reappeared upside down the classroom ceiling, Akyo returning to her belt form.

He was about to go back to meditating when he saw someone who wasn't swooning over the Uchiha prodigy. It was Hinata. He smiled and thought, 'Looks like hime is doing fine. Perhaps I will need to help her in coming out of her shell of uncertainty.'

"Ah, the Hyuuga girl. She seems rather nice. I see why you speak highly of her, Naruto-sama. She is quite beautiful. Though, she seems uncertain of herself." said Akyo.

"True, but that's another reason why I tried my best to become genin. I want to make sure she becomes as strong as she can be, without the Hyuuga clan looking down on her." Naruto said.

"I see. How will you help her exactly?"

Silence.

"Naruto-sama?"

"Kiba is here, he might hear us."

"Oh..."

Naruto looked back to Hinata to see the stupid mutt once again start hitting on her. "Common, Hinata. Just on one date, I'll show you the way a real man is." Kiba said with a grin.

"U-um, I'm s-sorry, Kiba-san. B-but I b-believe I w-will p-pass." the shy Hyuuga heir stuttered.

"Naruto-baka will never notice you! If you're with me, I'll make you the happiest woman in all of Konoha!"

"N-no t-thanks, K-Kiba-san." she was blushing alot now, and Naruto had to restrain himself from cutting the Inuzuka's head off with Merciless.

'Must not kill, must not kill, must not kill!'

"That idiot wont pay attention to you. How will he please you anyway?"

'Don't kill, don't kill, don't kill!'

"Common, or else you'll end up a virgin the rest of your life!" Kiba leaned in to kiss her. She struggled for a moment, trying to push the Inuzuka away, but Kiba was getting closer and closer.

'Gonna kill him, gonna kill him, gonna kill him!"

Hinata was close to tears now. She always wanted Naruto to be her first kiss, but she was loosing, and she didn't want to hurt Kiba. 'What do I do?' she asked herself. She closed her eyes, hoping with all her might that this was a dream.

Akamaru suddenly started to whimper, trying to tell Kiba the 'Alpha' was becoming angry with him. When Kiba ignored him, Akamaru crawled into Hinata's lap and said something like, "Forgive me, alpha!" before curling up into a ball.

Finally, Kiba felt something touch his lips, while Hinata felt something on her lips as well. They realized whatever it was, it was very cold. The two of them opened their eyes to find a katana right between them. They followed the blade to its source to find... "N-Naruto-kun!" Hinata said happily, while blushing at her crush's new attire. Naruto was now standing on the desk, Merciless on his right hand, still between the two.

Naruto smiled down at Hinata and said, "Good morning Hinata-chan." His eyes stayed warm like an ocean for a while, making Hinata almost faint over the attention she was getting, before turning to icy orbs glaring at Kiba. "You. If Hinata-chan doesn't wish for your advances, you mustn't pester her and find someone that will. Though I doubt anyone ever will with your attitude."

Kiba glared at Naruto and shouted, "Baka! I almost had Hinata give me a kiss, but you ruined it! What the hell are you doing here anyway? You're not a genin, so get lost, dobe!" The ruckus was bringing a few eyes in their direction now. Some girls blushed on seeing the orange loving boy again.

"Listen well, mutt." Naruto said in a low growl, "You were going to kiss her. She didn't want you to kiss her, so you technically can't say she was about to kiss you. And one other thing, look at the forehead, gaki. I became a genin passing a different test from everyone else here."

Kiba just glared at him before climbing the desk and getting in a fighting stance. "Oh yeah? Common Akamaru, let's show this idiot who's the alpha around here!"

When he didn't hear a reply, Kiba turned and was surprised Akamaru was in Hinata's arms while sending apologies to Naruto. "I-I'm sorry, Naruto-san. But Kiba would not listen. P-please don't hurt him too much, I beg of you!" whimpered the small white pup.

Naruto smiled while sheathing his blade and said, "Don't worry Akamaru-san. Your pet will not be hurt too much, just enough for him to understand what the consequences will be when he tries something like this again." He glared at Kiba and growled out, "Get ready for a world of pain, Kiba-baka."

Kiba was surprised Naruto actually understood and spoke the canine language. Only the Inuzuka should, since they specialized in working along with dogs. He quickly shook his head and said, "So what if you can understand the canine language. I can take you down without Akamaru. And I'm not his pet!"

He charged at Naruto with great speed and sent an uppercut to his face. Naruto sidestepped it and simply pushed Kiba by the head, making the Inuzuka loose his balance and fall to the desks bellow them. He hit his head, hard, and was knocked out immediately. Naruto picked up Kiba by his jacket's collar and laid him on the chair next to Sakura, who was next to Sasuke, and seemed okay with having the seat occupied as long as it didn't interfere with her Sasuke pursuing.

Naruto returned to the seat where Kiba once sat, right next to Hinata. "He didn't hurt you, did he hime?" he asked, concern in both his eyes and voice. Hinata realized Naruto's voice also became a little deeper, making him even more attractive. Her face red, she shook her head.

"N-no N-Naruto-k-kun. H-he d-d-didn't."

Naruto nodded and said, "Good. I don't want to have to do anything severe just to keep him away from you. Don't ever hesitate to come to me for any help I can give you." he smiled and rubbed her cheek with his hand, making her let out a small "Eep." sound from being touched by her crush. That did it. Hinata fainted right on the spot.

"Jeez Naruto. Why do you always make her faint. So troublesome." mumbled Shikamaru Nara, the laziest genin in the whole class. He was smart, but didn't have much motivation.

Next to him was Choji Akamichi, his best friend, munching on a bag of chips. Naruto turned to Shikamaru and said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Shikamaru. I just want her to know I'll always be there for her should she need me."

"What a drag." was Shikamaru's response. Naruto smiled and shook his head.

Akamaru, still on Hinata's lap, asked, "Where is Akyo-san?"

Naruto said, "You can come out now, Akyo."

They heard a yip from Naruto's belt, and the belt melted into the shape of a little fox. "Good morning Akamaru-san. I see Kiba still has some discipline to undergo for his behavior."

"Yes, I suppose so." the little dog turned to Naruto. "Forgive him, Naruto-san. He believes every second of the day is mating season."

Naruto laughed and said, "Don't worry Akamaru-san. I accept your apology, but it might help to keep him on a leash."

Akamaru barked in agreement and went over to sit on top of Kiba's still unconscious head. Akyo went to Naruto's head and started sleeping for a while.

Iruka finally entered the room and started giving out the teams. (Same as canon.) Naruto was a bit displeased on being put with the emo and the pink-haired banshee, but he didn't care. They didn't know how strong he really was. Iruka dismissed the class so they could go to lunch and disappeared.

Outside, Naruto was sitting below a tree, his eyes closed as he meditated, Akyo still on his head sleeping. Some girls would pass by and point at him while whispering, blushes on their faces as they continued walking. He didn't pay attention and simply kept meditating for a few more minutes.

Just then, Sakura came over, hands on her hips, and said, "You know Naruto, you don't have to act all cool like this. Even though you got a new look, you're still no match to Sasuke-kun. Now stop this cool nonsense and be yourself, and maybe I'll give you one of those dates you're always asking for."

Naruto opened one eye and calmly said, "I think I'll stay like this and pass the date. I hate to say it, but you were nothing more than part of the mask I made to hide my strength. So basically, I feel nothing for you. You're pretty, but I have my eye on another girl. She's much nicer than you, so you can stay with your Sasuke-teme. Not to mention that she's a hell of alot more beautiful than you are."

Sakura's mouth hung open. Naruto never liked her? She didn't know if she should feel angry, relieved, or sad. Angry because he only used her to hide his strength, relieved because it meant he would no longer pursue her, and sad because it meant he never liked her in the first place, though she didn't know why she cared. It was all an act? She wanted to say something, but the bell rang, signaling everyone had to return to the academy. Naruto walked away, hands in his pockets.

After Iruka wished them good luck on the ninja world, he told them to wait for their jonin sensei. After he disappeared, the jonin came in one by one and took their teams for some get-to-know-each-other time. When only team seven was left, Sasuke and Sakura saw Naruto stand up and walk up to the door before turning to them and saying, "I'll see you guys on the roof." and he disappeared. They just thought he was crazy and stayed put.

After three more hours, a grey-haired man with the lower half of his face and left eye covered poked his head inside and said, "My first impression is that you two are slow, seeing as your third teammate is already on the roof." before disappearing in a puff of smoke, leaving two wide-eyed genin.

(On The Roof)

Naruto and Kakashi were having a little chat. Akyo was still on Naruto's head, listening in on her master's conversation, while Kakashi was leaning on the rail across from a sitting Naruto.

"So Sasuke is an arrogant prick and the Haruno girl is simply here because she wants the Uchiha prodigy to notice her, huh?" asked Kakashi, earning a nod from Naruto and a yip from Akyo, "It's no surprise Sasuke is a prick, since most of the Uchiha believe everything should be handed to them without them doing any work. The only one that didn't seemed to be a prick at all was Itachi and my comrade, Obito. I just wish they were here."

Naruto nodded and asked, "When he was in ANBU, he was the one with the weasel mask, right?" earning a nod, "He was a nice guy. It's hard to believe he would slaughter his whole clan just to test his limits." at this point, his eyes narrowed, "Why does something stink here? He was a great guy, and he wasn't evil in any way. It doesn't seem right..."

"You know," said Kakashi, "you have a point. He was always a nice guy, and wasn't proud in using his Sharingan all the time, only when necessary. His clan also became a bit shifty-eyed a few days before he killed them all. Maybe they were hiding something. When he was around, you would get less hurt by the mobs of villagers. Maybe I shouldn't have retired. I should've stayed to protect you. Sorry, Naruto."

Naruto waved his hand dismissively. "Don't worry. What matters right now is that I'm alive and I now have you as a sensei."

Kakashi's face saddened a little and he said, "I hate to say this Naruto, but the council has ordered me to concentrate mainly on Sasuke. I might not show you and Sakura many things, so you're almost on your own."

Kakashi expected Naruto to get angry and yell at him, and he would've accepted it gladly, but Naruto surprised him by saying, "It's okay. I know more than I let on. I'll see if I can teach Sakura a few things, but if she lets her fan girl attitude get in the way of making her stronger, I can't guarantee anything."

Kakashi gave him an eye smile and said, "Thank you Naruto, I owe you one. I'll see how I can repay you." Naruto nodded and at that moment, Sakura and Sasuke came in, looking very pissed. They sat down and Kakashi said, "Okay then, now that we're all here, let's get to know each other. Tell me your name, your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and your dreams for the future."

Sakura raised her hand and said, "Um, why don't you go first so we have a better idea on what to do, sensei?"

Kakashi pointed at himself with a questioning look, as if asking if she was referring to him. When Sakura nodded, he shrugged and said, "Well, my name is Hatake Kakashi. My likes... are none of your concern." he patted his kunai holster where his book was and smiled before continuing, "As for my dislikes... I don't feel like telling you. I don't have many hobbies. My goal and my dreams for my future... I've never given it much thought..."

Sakura and Sasuke sweat dropped thinking, 'He only told us his name!' while Naruto shook his head and thought, 'Mourning for the rest of your life over your lost comrades. What a future.'

Kakashi pointed at Sakura and said, "Your next, Pinky."

Sakura glared at him and sighed while mumbling under her breath, then starting. "My name is Haruno Sakura. My likes are..." she glances at Sasuke and blushes, "My dislikes are..." she glares at Naruto, which has Akyo growling, "Bring it, bitch!"

"My hobbies are being with..." again, she looks at Sasuke with a giggle, "and my dream for the future is..." she again looks at the brooding Uchiha while squealing.

Naruto and Kakashi sighed and Kakashi pointed at Naruto and said, "Your next blondy." Naruto nodded and started. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto. My likes are ramen, Akyo," (Yip!) " and those precious to me. My dislikes are people who can't tell the difference between a sword and its sheath, traitors to their village, and pricks." at this point, Sasuke sneezes. "My hobbies are trying out new pranks to pull on the village and training. My dream is to become Hokage, and make people respect me and see me for who I really am." Kakashi nodded. Naruto seemed like the normal one so far.

"You're last, emo."

Sasuke glared at him then closed his eyes and began. "My name is Uchiha Sasuke. I don't like anything in particular, and I dislike alot of things. I don't have any hobbies either. My ambition, is to kill a certain man."

Naruto shook his head while crossing his arms and Kakashi sighed. This guy is going to be a pain, they could tell. "Okay then, meet me at training ground seven at six o'clock for your real genin test."

Naruto nodded and said, "I see. The first test was to see who had the potential to become genin while this one is to see if you deserved it, right?"

Kakashi nodded while giving him an eye smile. "Good guess Naruto. Guess you really were holding back all along." Sakura and Sasuke glared at Naruto, earning another growl from Akyo.

"Emo, Pinky. Try anything, and both your heads are coming off in an instant!" Naruto chuckled when he heard this from his partner. "Bring it, fools! I'll chomp on your nuts and breast until you beg for mercy!"

Naruto tried to hold his laughter in for as long as possible. Thankfully, Kakashi said, "One more thing... I wouldn't suggest you eating breakfast, or you'll throw up." with that, he disappeared in a puff of leaves and smoke.

Naruto got up while dusting himself and said, "Judging by his timing, I'm going to arrive at ten with a good breakfast and then I'll see where I go from there. See ya around guys!"

With that, he jumped over the railing and started down to the streets below on his way home, leaving two confused genin.

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