Okay, some interaction with the Kyuubi, a little NaruHina, and I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. My parents are looking for any excuse to take away my laptop, and that includes using it too much.
Anyway, me no own Naruto.
As they walked through the streets of Konoha, team seven was on their way to get another mission after painting a man's fence. They've been doing D-ranked missions day after day, learning minor things like tree walking. When Kakashi felt a need to be nice, he would show Sakura and Naruto something Sasuke wasn't learning. The team became quite famous when it was found Naruto had gotten rid of the Tora problem, though the few that trained in tracking no longer had any cat to practice on.
Some of the teams even came to him and thanked him for finishing the problem and having the guts to do what others couldn't; To correct the Daimyo's wife on how to hold Tora. Naruto didn't really see the big deal. Sure he knew the Daimyo's wife could probably have him arrested for correcting her or something, but he only taught her how to hold the cat without killing it. That's it!
As they walked to the tower to get a new mission, Naruto was thinking. 'Maybe now would be a good time to get that C-rank.' Naruto thought. He then looked at his team and said, "Well, looks like we start a whole new day in finishing even more D-ranked missions. Right guys? This might take days!"
With the more words he said, the more a different part of his teammates would flinch. Either their elbows, hands, eye, eyebrow, leg, fingers... anything would flinch, and Kakashi could tell Naruto was up to something. Akyo was yipping away at anything that moved, and soon started chasing a blue butterfly. Naruto smiled watching her play. Although she was around fifty years old, she still acted like a child when she wanted to. Except when she tried to seduce Naruto, which had decreased slightly. She either decided to give up, or she found something to do that's better. Whichever it was, just thinking about it made a chill go up Naruto's spine.
As they entered the office to get another mission, Kakashi made his usual greeting. "Team seven awaiting for the next mission, Hokage-sama."
The Hokage looked up and smiled. "Good morning, team seven. Well, today there's painting a fence, walking some dogs, finding a lost rabbit, helping someone garden, helping someone move into a new house, getting some su-"
"NO!" screeched Sakura, "NO! I've had enough of these D-ranked missions! We need something that's not even a mile close to being a simple chore! We're ninja! Give us something higher ranked!" By the time she was done, her face was red and she took a deep breath from all the screaming she just did without stopping to take a breath.
Iruka glared at her and said, "Sakura! Show some respect to Hokage-sama. He knows when you are ready to take on different missions, so don't complain."
"Actually," said Sarutobi, "they've been ready for about a week. Kakashi said they just needed to ask." The three genin turned to said scarecrow, whose nose was still in his orange little book. He tried his best to get his head inside the book to hide from the glares from Sakura and Sasuke, Naruto's cocked eyebrow, and Akyo's barks that sounded vaguely like laughter.
He finally looked from his book and gave them an eye-smile. "What? You had to be sure that you believed that you were prepared, or else it wouldn't have been good for any of you." Naruto shrugged while Sasuke and Sakura 'humph'ed while looking away from him.
Sarutobi sighed and said, "Alright, alright. I'll give you a C-rank." after digging through a pile... "You're job is to escort a bridge builder to Wave and protect him from bandits until he's finished with the bridge. Iruka, will you please go get him?" Iruka nodded and stood up to get the client, Tazuna. "Now then," Sarutobi said, "let me explain how the ranking works."
And for he next few minutes, Hiruzen started telling them about the genin, chunin, jonin and kage missions being divided. When he was done and looked at the team before him, he almost lost it...
"So, what do you think Naruto?" asked Sakura, holding two vials with different nail polish in them. "Which is better, the red, or the green?"
"Um..." Naruto thought, placing a hand on his chin and looking closely at the vials. "Red, it seems to go good with your dress, and it's not too bright."
"Ah, thank you!" Sakura said happily. Sasuke was meanwhile pestering Kakashi to teach him something lethal, while Kakashi himself was trying to read his book while blocking out Sasuke's voice.
"Hey!" shouted the old Hokage, "Pay attention to me!" All four members of team seven turned to him.
Kakashi put a hand behind his neck and said, "S-sorry Hokage-sama. Um... did you say something?" Hiruzen's head slammed into the desk, almost ready to go all Kage on the team's ass, when the door opened to show Iruka with an old man around forty drinking some sake.
The old man looked at team seven and said, "This is what I get? A bunch of kids, a black fox and a one-eyed freak? The blond one looks okay, but the pink-haired one looks like a freak that belongs to a circus."
Naruto and Kakashi had to hold back Sakura as she tried to kill the man. "Um, Sakura?" Naruto said. "I'm pretty sure we're suppose to protect him, not kill him." Sakura calmed a little, but still glared at the man.
"Meet up at the north gates in an hour." ordered Kakashi, before puffing out via shunshin. Naruto did the same, though his was with black smoke and a bit of red in it. The other two had no choice but to walk home, something that an emo wasn't happy about, and a pink-haired girl had no problem with. In his home, Naruto and Akyo were getting ready. He thought about Kyuubi and wondered what to do. The demoness was kinda nice.
(Flashback)
Naruto and Akyo, still in her human form, walked through the sewers that was suppose to be Naruto's mind. As they kept walking, they heard the faint sound of whimpering and something else... sobbing. As they neared the end of the corridor, they could see a room almost big enough to fit the Hokage Monument inside of it, and an equally large gate on the other end of the room. That was where the sobbing came from.
Naruto looked at Akyo a bit confused, only to find she had the same expression of confusion. He walked a little closer to the gates and listened to the sad crying. Naruto looked inside to find what seemed to be a red shivering ball of fur. He slipped through the bars of the cage, Akyo not far behind, to see a young woman around his age curled up in a ball with her legs hugged against her chest.
She had red hair that reached her butt, it curled upwards almost like fire. She also had two red fox ears on top of her head, tipped in black, though they were currently pressed against her head like when dogs are sad. Then he noticed the set of nine tails attached above her butt, all of them curled up and hugging her body. The next thing was quite unexpected... She was naked, and her tails were the only thing keeping her modesty. When Naruto was a few feet from her, he kneeled down and put a hand on her shoulder. As soon as he did, the red-haired girl swung around and clung to him by placing her arms around Naruto's neck. He was startled for a moment, confused on what to do, then began hugging the girl back. She kept crying for a few minutes, murmuring apologies and pressing her face to his chest.
"I-I'm so sorry. I never wanted to do this, I swear! I'm s-sorry Naruto-kun." whispered the crying girl. Naruto was confused. This was the Kyuubi? The mighty Kyuubi no Youku was a girl, no big deal there, he could handle that. The Kyuubi was crying on his chest, saying she was sorry, and apparently wouldn't be letting go soon. That's not something he was expecting.
He looked down at her and asked, "Why are you crying? And why are you apologizing to me?" The girl, who he was sure by now was Kyuubi, looked away, not wanting to look into his eyes.
"I made your life horrible. It's my fault you're hated by the whole village. I'm sorry Naruto-kun. If it weren't for me, you might still have had a family and a normal life." she once again broke into tears as she hugged Naruto tighter. She expected anything. A glare, a hit, screaming, cursing... anything from the boy whose life was miserable because of her. Instead, Naruto placed a hand under her chin and brought her face up so he could look at her. She was very beautiful, that he would agree on. She kept her eyes shut, not wanting to see his face incase he was angry at her.
"Please, look at me." Naruto said in a kind and soothing voice. For a moment, she didn't, but she did when Naruto started rubbing her cheek affectionately. She slowly opened her eyes, showing her blood-red eyes with slitted pupils. Her eyes widened when she saw Naruto's kind and warming smile, his eyes blue and deep. She couldn't believe he wasn't even angry.
"W-why don't you hate me? It's because of me that you're an orphan, Naruto-kun." she said.
Naruto shook his head and said "I don't blame you for that. Besides, you don't look evil to me. And I'm not sure why you attacked Konoha, but I'll let you tell me when you're ready." Kyuubi nodded, happy Naruto understood. That's when she noticed a girl with platinum blond hair with black fox ears and tail.
"Akyo?"
"Hi aunty Kyuubi!"
Naruto's eyes widened. Now not only did the Kyuubi turn out to be a beautiful and nice fox girl, but she was an aunt! 'Holy shit!' Naruto thought. And just as fast as he found Kyuubi in his arms, he found her in Akyo's arms, both squealing in happiness. Naruto had to hold back the nosebleed on seeing two hot girls hugging and jumping. Not to mention one of them was completely naked, and now that she wasn't crying and curled up in a ball he could see the curves and large breast, though they weren't huge, and how her tails were wagging like crazy, while the other girl still had super tight clothes. He quickly looked away and tried to think of something different. 'Um, ah... What do I think about! Uh, how 'bout... Ramen! Ramen, ramen, ramen, ramen, ramen...' Bowls of ramen seemed to appear before his eyes. Unfortunately, he heard the squeals again, causing him to look back at them, then quickly look away from staring at Kyuubi's body.
Somehow, an image of a naked Kyuubi with ramen broth pouring down her appeared in his head. He could already see the broth fall from a bowl floating over her, pouring the delicious liquid over her face and neck, her erect nipples, down to her luscious womanly...
'STOP! Don't think about that Naruto! It's no good, I'm turning into Kakashi-sensei! What do I do? What do I do? WHAT DO I DO!'
"Um, Naruto-kun? Are you alright?" Asked Kyuubi, a little worried over her container.
Naruto nodded his head quickly and said, "Just a little hungry... Um, so, um... Where are we anyway?" Kyuubi shrugged, though she still looked at Naruto with some worry.
"I believe it's your mind. It's simply like this because you never changed it." Naruto nodded and closed his eyes while concentrating. Soon he felt a small wind blow through his hair and opened his eyes to find a giant lake in front of him. There were great forests surrounding it with a bunch red rosebushes near the pond. It was also night time and there was a full moon on the sky reflecting off of the surface of the lake, now to mention there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Kyuubi and Akyo gasped at the beauty of the place. Naruto was pretty good with his imagination when he wanted to be (AN: Can that be counted as a pun?). Kyuubi turned to Naruto, obviously amazed. "It's beautiful Naruto-kun!" Naruto scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.
"Yeah, I guess it is. It's actually the first thing that popped into my head."
(End Flashback)
As Naruto walked to the gates, he realized someone was following him. He looked a little to the left, but found nobody behind him. He sniffed the air and smiled. Cinnamon buns. 'Hinata.' he thought. He kept walking for a little longer, until he disappeared in a black blur. Hinata looked everywhere, but couldn't see him. "Hi Hinata." someone whispered behind her. She jumped and spun around to find blue eyes staring at her own lavender orbs. She realized she couldn't move or breath, and apparently, so did Naruto. "Hinata, breath! Please, unless you want me to... to..." That's when he thought of it. "... I'll have to perform mouth-to-mouth!" 'gasp' Bonk!
Naruto found Hinata's frail and small body in his chest in an instant. He smiled and picked her up bridal style. As soon as he had her in his arms, Hinata snuggled closer to Naruto's chest and smelled his scent. Naruto chuckled and started roof jumping to the grounds where Kurenai's team usually practiced in. As Kiba and Shino finished their spar, Naruto appeared and asked, "Where's Kurenai-sensei?"
"GET AWAY FROM HER BAKA!" shouted Kiba. He was about to punch Naruto, but Naruto dodged by leaning back and Akyo shooting from his head to bite Kiba on the nose. He screamed, until Akyo placed her paws on his lips and closed them shut. "There is no need for you to start being loud, Kiba-san. You might wake up Hinata-chan, and I don't think Naruto-sama would want you disturbing his future mate."Akyo said... Um, barked?... Kiba just growled and spit Akyo out of his mouth, although she gracefully landed on all fours before beginning to growl at Kiba.
"Beat it! This is alpha business, pup!" Kiba said in the canine language (AN: I don't give a fuck if foxes and dogs understand each other or not, this is my fanfic!).
"Agreed, now... GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND GO FIND A BETTER MATE, CUZ HINATA-CHAN WILL NEVER BE YOUR MATE!" Akyo all but howled at the boy.
Kiba was red with anger and looked at Naruto before saying, "Naruto, get you bitch and get the hell away from my mate!" The whole world seemed to become cold and dark in an instant as Naruto's eyes were covered by the shadows of his hair. He leaned in and whispered in Kiba's ear one word, a word that held huge amounts of fear.
"Run."
Before Kiba could ask what was wrong, he heard the horrible sound of a mad fox. He slowly turned around to find Akyo now almost twice as tall as him. And like Naruto told him, he ran as fast as his hands and feet could take him, as a giant Akyo ran after him. "Kami has no wrath like an angry vixen scorned." Naruto murmured to no one in particular.
Akamaru trotted up to Naruto and asked, "Will Kiba be okay?"
"Hard to tell." Naruto answered. "If he runs fast enough and tires Akyo down, he might just get a few deep wounds. If he doesn't run fast enough... he might have a sex-change." Naruto, Akamaru, and surprisingly Shino shuddered at the thought of a castrated Kiba. Naruto just realized Kurenai was in the shade of a tree watching the whole ordeal. He walked over to her and said, "Hello Kurenai-sensei. I came here to give you Hinata-chan. I kinda... said the wrong thing when she wouldn't breath." This got Kurenai narrowing her eyes on Naruto, something he had seen Akyo do every once in a while. He was worried and scared now.
"And what exactly did you say, Naruto-san?" asked the red-eyed beauty.
Naruto laughed nervously and said, "You see, I kinda startled her a little and she suddenly stopped breathing, so I said I might have to perform mouth-to-mouth and... um, that's it..." Kurenai didn't say anything for a second, then nodded and moved to take Hinata from Naruto. That proved to be quite difficult when Hinata wouldn't let go of Naruto's shirt. After some more pulling, and Hinata whining in her sleep, the pale-eyed girl let go of Naruto's shirt and curled up to sleep in Kurenai's arms. Naruto let out a sigh before whistling for Akyo, who returned after pummeling Kiba into the ground. She ran to Naruto, returning to her mini size on the way, before climbing up Naruto's leg and back up to his head. Naruto walked to the gates of Konohagakure, unaware that a cloaked figure was watching him.
Now at the gates, the three genin, Akyo, Kakashi and Tazuna were ready to set out. As the gates to Konoha disappeared over the hill, they were pretty much in silence except for Akyo occasionally chasing something like a squirrel or a bunny. Sasuke was up front, Sakura was to the right of Tazuna, and Naruto was to the left while Kakashi took up the rear. After some more walking, they crossed some puddles. Suddenly, two men jumped out of the ponds, both of them in camouflage with Kiri headbands, slashes going through them to show they were nuke-nin. They wore a strange mask and had a gauntlet, one on the left while the other had his on the right, connected by a chain between them. They both wrapped the chain around Kakashi and pulled, slicing Kakashi to pieces.
"Kakashi-sensei!" screamed Sakura, as the two men looked at the bridge builder.
One of them murmured, "One down." Sasuke threw a kunai at the chain, getting it pinned to a tree. As soon as they were unable to move, Sakura took out a pair of kunai and took a defensive position between the two ninja and Tazuna to keep the bridge builder safe. Before the two nuke-nin could detach the chain, they were hit by a roundhouse kick from Naruto, who appeared out of nowhere in a blur. The first one he hit was knocked unconscious since he was the one to get hit the hardest, while the second one became dazed.
As Naruto started tying them up, Kakashi jumped down from a tree and walked silently to them before saying, "Good job team. You performed greatly when fighting, like a true team."
"How are you still alive!" screamed Sakura surprised. Kakashi pointed at the shreds where his 'corpse' was, where there were a bunch of pieces of logs left. 'Substitution.' realized Sakura. Naruto stood up from finishing tying the two brothers up and giving them a glare.
"Tell us why you're here, why you tried to attack the drunk over there, and you might live." he said in a cold and serious voice. The only one of the men who was conscious was about to say Naruto was bluffing, but stopped himself when Naruto leaked insane amounts of killing intent, and whispered in a scary monotone, "Now."
"W-we're here f-for the b-bridge b-builder. We're supposed to k-kill him so h-he wont finish t-the bridge." said the one that was still conscious and scared shitless. He was pretty sure he just pissed himself, and could only hope it was because he just came out from the water. Then again, he really needed to pee when he was a puddle not too long ago, and right now he didn't need to as badly. He suddenly fainted, unable to take any more of Naruto's killer intent. Naruto nodded, happy with the answer, before turning to Kakashi for orders.
Kakashi just stared at him, shocked a genin could make a chunin... no, C-ranked nuke-nin criminal spill his guts! He shook his head out of his daze before going over to Tazuna and asking, "What are you hiding? This is a normal C-rank mission, yet there are nuke-nin after you. Explain."
Tazuna sighed and said, "Alright, alright. Have you heard of Gato?" getting a nod from Kakashi, "He has been known for normally running some boats and stuff, but in truth he sells drugs and hires men to do his dirty work. Right now he's been leaching the money from all of Wave and the only hope we have right now is if I finish this bridge."
"Then why didn't you take another team?" asked Kakashi. "This mission is probably a B, maybe low A-rank and we were meant to finish a C-rank. You could've hired someone who is stronger."
"Isn't it obvious?" everyone turned to Naruto, who had his arms cross and was looking at the tied up nuke-nin. "This Gato man must've sucked Wave dry, leaving them very poor. Tazuna was only able to afford a C-rank mission and got us."
"But it's okay! It's not your fault! If you go now, I will probably just die, and my little grandson will probably cry for days, while my daughter will forever hate Konohagakure. But still, you know, it's not your fault!" said Tazuna. Everyone sweat dropped.
Kakashi sighed. Kami must hate him. "Okay, just let me check with my team." he said, turning to the three genin, "What do you guys think we should do? Go back, or should we continue?"
Naruto didn't even hesitate. "Yeah, let's go. But Gato's head is mine."
Sasuke nodded and said, "Fine, I agree with the dobe."
Sakura was hesitant at first, but then nodded and said, "Fine, let's kick some butt!"
Kakashi nodded, satisfied with his students' decisions. He turned back to Tazuna and said, "Fine, we will go to Wave and protect you. But you will have to pay back Konoha what you owe when this is over." Tazuna nodded and thanked them before they once again started on their journey to Wave. Again, they didn't see the cloaked figure disappear in a puff of black smoke.
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