harmony: wait a minute ... ready, he's gone
all moved away, and shook their clothes in disgust
snappy: what a fool!, he really thought that we´ll smurf each other
the elf came out a trash can
silencioux: AHA!, you think you can cheat me? , you just were waiting i leave!
"uhhh,no"
silencioux: you are lying!, soo shame of all you
mama smurfette: but silencioux, look at the bright side, everybody joined together and planned this for the only thing they hate more than the opposite group, ..you!
papa smurf: i do not think that helps much
silencioux: now you will have to see me one more week!
all: (kneeling) NUUUUUUU!
the next day, in the group therapy room
silencioux: now everyone relax, because we will walk in the shoes of others, who would want to start?
all were seated
silencioux: Okay, you want vanity?, choose a partner and describe it
vanity: fine, I'm coquette, I think I'm the most beautiful in the world and I look like supermarket doll , my face is full of paint, and dye my hair, hehehe, is enough
coquette: well, my turn, I am vanity , I think I'm beautiful and my hair flies against the wind ... oh, wait, I have no hair and I look exactly like the others!
vanity: smurf it back!
myopic: my turn, I'm a blonde very happy, happy, happy, because I'm surrounded by men who do whatever I want, the only thing I can do is walk in heels
hefty; (standing) hey!
smurfette grabbed his arm before he could do someting
Smurfette: fine myopic, You wanna play?, two can do, oh mama Smurfette, I want everyone to listen to me because I think I'm better than others, so stop what you are doing, to do what I want
brainy:my turn!... I'm very skinny, I can not leave my room without making sure I left everything neat, I'm a male , but I'm softer than all the crew together
smurf: that's brainy?, okay,(cover his nose to make a nasal voice) oh , clumsy why am your friend if I'm so cruel to you?, oh, wait, it's just my natural state when I'm not bothering everyone
myopic: hey, you do a good brainy , even you can make the voice
smurf: thank you
Strong: I go now, I'm addicted to exercise, do not tell me to use my head, because I can not, plus I'm so in love with myself that's why I have no girlfriend
hefty: my crush on myself has nothing to do with my singleness!
handy : hefty,... you just insulted yourself
hefty: well, hello, I'm strong! do not mess with me because I´ll destroy you, give a damn about what you think of me, am very rough
Strong: shut up
clumsy : now I, now I!,... golly!, sorry brainy, i do not listen because I was looking at a stone and I stumbled myself with it
slouchy: umm, clumsy, you do not have to imitate yourself
clumsy : oh, sorry
after a short while, they were all arguing again
silencioux; ENOUGH! WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL OF YOU?YOU SUPPOSED TO LOVE EACH OTHER!, BE FRIENDS AND LIVE IN HARMONY! WHY NOT HUG AND WEEP LIKE THE REST OF THE GROUPS ON TV? ,WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
he began to grab and pull out his hairs and break things, everyone stopped to argue, to look at him
silencioux: I WILL KILL YOU!, YOU ARE A DISASTER! , YOU ARE VERY HORRIBLE ALL YOUR WAY! , YOU GIVE ME SHAME! ,WHERE LEFT THE LOVE? ,WHERE?
brainy covered clumsy´s eyes
"BLUISH BEASTS!"
an hour later, they were taking the elf on a bed of coma, to the house of papa smurf
mama Smurfette : how is he?
papa smurf: will heal, but we will have to wait until he pass the courage
mama smurfette: i think will be better if we leave tomorrow
handy: what?, no!
mama smurfette: but handy, we will leave soon or lather
handy; but..i don't want
mama smurfette: sorry handy
handy: (holding weeps) tinker?
tinker: (head down) yes, we have to go