smurfs belong to peyo,the crew belongs me


"this is a disaster!, look at us!, what happened?"

papa smurf: I do not know what happened but I'll find out

brainy (in the body of myopic): please papa smurf, I did not want to stay so

hefty (strong): I want to stop being a girl!

Smurfettes (Smurf) I do not want to be rude, but I'm very uncomfortable inside here

clumsy (awkward): Look, there comes

the group of Smurfs / Smurfettes came grumbling

strong (in the body of hefty): WHO DID THIS?

Smurf: no offense, Smurfette, but your shoes wanna kill me

mama Smurfette : (playing with her new beard) silencioux, I'm sure it was him

strong: crazy stupid elf

awkward: what are we gonna do?

papa smurf: for now, look for as reverse this

mama Smurfette: He did not make this alone ... wait a minute

entered her cabin and one giant shoe, kicked her

tinker : hehe, I forgot to mention I installed a system that only leaves you approach your room

mama Smurfette : and now you say it, papa smurf can you go and get a green book?

papa smurf: wait ...

went to his lab and return with a book

papa smurf: is this?

mama Smurfette : exactly

papa smurf: it says we have to visit the cristal wizard, in his country

smurfette: and where is it?

papa smurf: in ..america

"AMERICA? BUT IS SO FAR!"

papa smurf: we´ll make a group

strong: group?, smurf and i could make that with eyes closed , i want leave this body soon as posible

myopic: at least you are not so fat now

strong grabbed her

strong: what did you say? you four eyes

she raised a eyebrow

strong: what?

myopic: you...you are not scary

strong: what?

smurf: is true, with your own body , you had a vein that inflames you when you're angry , like hefty...noting

strong: how...if i am not scary...they will not respect me!

hefty: haha!

she tried to punch in his/her face but smurf stopped her/his fist

smurf: if you do that, you´ll destroy your own face

strong: and?

smurf: i don't want you do that, i like your face

she smiled and leaned to kiss him but hefty pull her away

strong: what hefty?

hefty: you are in my body , you can't kiss!, i know smurfette has things for me...

the mentioned just rolled eyes

hefty: but i demand you smurf my body!

strong: (undertone) smurf?

smurf: in think he mean "respect"

strong: oh

smurf: that means that we can't kiss?

hefty: right

strong: fine...we are not gonna kiss

...

hefty: the other thing neither!

strong: dammed

smurfette: what is "the other thing"?

hefty: don't wanna know