smurfs belong to peyo,the crew belongs me


hefty: there is something I do not understand, if I am in the body of the stiff girl, and brainy is in the body of the ugly one, WHY WE STILL HANCUFFED?

in fact, the two ,even in the body of strong and myopic, were still stuck with another

handy: that you see are magical, remember you are supposed to be stuck with each other , so I guess when the soul of brainy change, wives changed hands

hefty: but this is the last straw! Hey how did you know all that?

handy: because I'm very good deducting

hefty: wow!

handy: and i just read that on this book

shows him a book with the tittle "usseless facts that you never will need in real life,just was published cause the autor hadn´t nothing to do cause his wife left them when she notice thatd he were a ...

hefty: thats a very long tittle

smurfette: (covering smurf's chest) tailor, is already smurfed the t-shirt i asked to you?

tailor: wait , i am a little upset here

hefty: smurfette,you don't need one,you are in the body of a male

smurfette: but i am a girl inside,this feels...unconfortable

hefty: cause the dresses are very nice, "skirts are very comfortable" ,just an old wives' tale!

myopic: in my opinion , all of this is the smurfs's fault, they were the rude ones, who treated us inappropriately,you did not have the tolerance and consideration...

brainy: won't you smurf her from the village?

hefty: i can't ,she is a girl,i won't hit a girl

brainy: (covering his ears) but i can not stand her! ..wait,you can't hit me neither

hefty: of course i can,just because you are stuck to me , doesn't mean...

brainy: no,you really can't,i am in the body of a girl

hefty: that is not...oh no,you are right! , i can not hurt you cause you are a girl!

brainy: good ,this is a relief, because for a while will stop your violent outbursts, a Smurf without a control...

myopic: if everybody will be like you , e...

both smurfs still talking and hefty covered his ears

hefty: whyyy?

smurfette: poor hefty,i wonder how is smurf and strong


strong : (climbing a montain) ugh,hefty sweat like a pig , is disgusting

smurf: i can't stand this shoes

strong: so,take it out

smurf : i shouldn't are smurfette's , she´ll be mad if i do it , but how i hate them! , OU!

he stumbled and almost fall but strong grabbed his arm

smurf: phew,was near

strong: take them out!

smurf: okay

he took it and save in the smurfette´s poket

strong: how so long we need to climb more to arrive with the wizard?

smurf: we have to go to the top,walk a little,and convice him to turn us to the normality

strong: i hope silencioux didn't arrive first ,i hate him

smurf: he just wanted help

strong: whatever...you´ll belive me that you are more heavy now?

smurf: you´ll belive me that you too?