smurfs belong to peyo,the crew belongs me

clumsy was jumping frantically

brainy : was is smurfling to you?

clumsy: i have to pee

hefty: well,just do it

clumsy: i can't , papa smurf told me i shouldn't see a girl in the bathroom,and now i am one

brainy: so,you smurf hold back the pee until to are normal again?

clumsy: kind of

coquette: how horrible,i am totally bald,is not horrible pea?

peasant: yep,is horrible...NONE SMURF PURSUE ME MORE! (make a dance) no more stalkers! , no more stalkers!

coquette: you have to be kidding, you can't stay like farmer your whole life

peasant: no,but is nice a break

coquette just shrugged and applied some makeup

vanity: HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

coquette: uhh,putting make up on me/you?

vanity: is oatmeal powder! you can't put that in my beautifull face! i just use milled rose petals!

coquette: oh,if you incist

she grab a ball of mud

vanity: (gasp) DON'T YOU DARE!

she putted in the head , ruining the vanity´s face

coquette: you like what you see?

vanity: YOU´LL LIKE THIS,YOU COPY OF PARIS HILTON!

he puted his head in a bucket of water, causing the blond dye would seep

coquette: NOOO!

vanity: natural blonde huh?

then he founded someting in the hair

vanity: well well what we have here?

he pulled a portion of the hair

vanity: nice hair extensions!

coquette: is all,I WILL BROKE YOUR FACE!

she scratched herself

vanity: no if i ruined the yours first!

he scratched too

reporter: (with a chamera) this smurf gold

"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

traker: greedy,what happend?

greedy: i can't eat smurfberries!

traker: maybe they are alegic

gourmand: i don't know why you like this things that much

she putted one in the mouth and ate that,suddenly ,her eyes were shinning

gourmand: ARE DELICIOUS!

(in america)

smurf: owe...

tried to get up , put realized that was tied

smurf: what?

tried to move to awake strong,who was tied at his back

smurf: stron,STRONG!

strong: MORE CAKE PLEA...what?, how did we get here?

smurf : i don't know

a little people that looked like gnomew went with them

smurf: ops