smurfs belong to peyo,the crew belongs me


gnome boss (in another language) chipboard methylene tail tua uma Kisca buba!

Gnome 2: What he said?

gnome boss: why not want to speak the new language that I invented?

gnomo3: this very complicated, chief

Gnome: and we seem foolish

boss: okay, talk normal if you want

"Thanks boss, that good as we were getting fed up"

Smurf: ahem sorry to interrupt your important talk, but why you caught us?

boss: to prevent you from stealing our gold!

"Gold! gold" "

boss: and our gems!

"gems!, gems!"

boss: and our dignity!

"dig ... what dignity?"

boss: (facepalm)

strong, if not untie me, will repent

boss: Shut up fat man

Smurf: is a misunderstanding, we need to find the wizard crystal, does anyone know where he lives?

boss: this a few steps, but you will be food!

"but one is very ugly, and the other has hair ...

boss: shut up!

Gnome: But we do not want to eat

they both smiled mockingly at the gnome

boss: Well, we'll take, but will go as prisoners!


(in the village)

Smurfette: hefty calm down, Smurf and strong should not be far from the Wizard of crystal

hefty: yes, but I'm still stuck with this

Smurfette: You think that I do like being trapped in the body of a boy?

hefty, I cry, if I were as anorexic, as you are right now

(in the cave)

Smurf: I AM underfed!

strong: why are you yelling?

Smurf: I do not know, I think I heard something

(in the village)

pitufina: do what you want, but we are all so miserable as you

clumsy : (writhing on the floor and in a shrill voice) I hope this will end soon

Smurfette: poor little clumsy


(in the cave)

boss: come on, my fellows

Suddenly, the ground began to shake

Gnome: earthquake!

the gnomes ran from side to side, frightened

"we shall die! .. nooo!"

strong managed to break the strings, the cave began to collapse, the two ran to the exit

Smurf: we must help them

strong: (carrying one of the gnomes) and what you think I'm doing?

he stepped on a stone and began to take gnomes


greedy: I will never eat my precious Smurfberries

Tracker: greedy, you just take three days

greedy: and it hurts!

clumsy : MY BLADDER!

vain: (littering his face) HAHAHA!Look at you now!

handy: I'm surrounded by lunatics

brainy: and you're a fool!

myopic: and you a moron!


strong: (handing a gnome) this is the last

Smurf: Quick, come

He extended a hand, But she slipped and fell on the shore

Smurf: STRONG!


brainy: I have had enough!

tried to trow a mudball,but she ducked and it hit awkward instead who fell on the ground

myopic: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

brainy: ops, AM SORRY!

hefty: i heard wrong, ¿or brainy just apologize for himself?


smurf: STRONG!

he peeked , but couldn't see her

smurf: noo

he sit and grabbed his face, he cryed a lot

gnome: i am so sorry for your friend

smurf: sniff,this can't be happenning

"why are you crying"

he suddenly got up

smurf: strong?

she was ridding a little bird and got out

strong: i almost die, this little buddy rescue me, it catched me in the last...

she couldn't finish when he kissed her

Gnomes: aww, how beautiful!

boss: yuck


brainy: sorry!Sorry!

Awkward: Okay does not matter

I help clean

brainy: the good is that it was the body of clumsy and not your face

hefty: AHG, SILENCIOUX!

silencioux; (with a crystal necklace) everywhere, and since he apologized ...

crashed the glass to the floor and immediately broke ,one glow enveloped all the Smurfs

hefty: AHG, SILENCIOUX!

silencioux; (with a crystal necklace) everywhere, and since he apologized ...

glass crashed to the floor and immediately broke one glow enveloped all the Smurfs

tinker : Awkward are you okay?

clumsy : I'm not Awkward

Awkward: I went back to be me! BATHROOM ...!BATHROOM!

runs away

myopic: YES! I AM NOT BRAINY ANYMORE!

gourmand: NUUUUU!

greedy: YES!

all the smurfs suronuded peasant

peasant: was good while it lasted

smurf: YES! my shoes! , how i missed my tennis shoes!

strong: (looking herself) YEAH! i am me again

both hugged each other

strong: how is we came back to the village?

smurf: maybe as smurfette and hefty were here , they...

both shared a scaried look

smurf: oh ou


(in america)

smurfette: (wiping her mouth) EWE! EWE! EWE!

hefty: don't be such a smurfling

smurfette: ugh,that was the most disgusting thing ,ever!

hefty: girls,They are weak stomach...(turns green) and me too

began to vomit on a bush

brainy: hefty! how gross!

hefty turned to see that brainy was magically transported there,...along with the handcuffs

hefty : ARE YOU SMURFING KIDDING ME?