Okay, now let's see what I can get out.

I don't own Naruto. Even if I did, I wouldn't say it.

Team seven was tree jumping from branch to branch, their senses sharp. Naruto was at the from, Sasuke and Sakura behind him to form a triangle formation. Shishi and Akyo were zipping from shadow to shadow, collecting some of it incase they needed it. Suddenly, Naruto stopped and held his hand up.

"What is it?" asked Sakura, opening her canteen.

"Is it an enemy?" asked Sasuke, taking out a pair of kunai and activating his Sharingan.

Naruto looked back at them with a slightly embarrassed smile. "I, uh... gotta take a pee." he murmured. Sakura and Sasuke face faulted while Shishi snickered. Akyo rolled her eyes, but stayed silent. After some time, Akyo and Shishi's heads jerked in the direction of where Naruto went.

"I smell another scent. I think he's with Naruto." Shishi said, sounding slightly worried.

Naruto came out, grumbling about peeping toms. He was dragging some ninja by the ankle, the ninja having the left side of his face bleeding slightly. "If you're wondering, no. I didn't kill him. The idiot tried to jump me when I was pissing and tripped on a rock, fell face-first into the ground. I gotta say, it was weird how all I did was turn around and accidentally pissed on him." explained the blond. The rest looked at the man, and sure enough he had a wet spot below the armpit. Naruto sighed and kicked the man.

"Did you even bother to check him?" demanded Sasuke, hopping to at least prove that Naruto was an idiot.

"Yes, I did Uchiha. And if you're wondering, the idiot had no scroll. Obviously, since he was the scouter, he wouldn't have it incase he got caught. The only thing I found that is of any importance is the fact that he has a few kunai and shuriken. That's all so far." Naruto growled, his eyes burning into the Uchiha's skull. He still didn't want to talk to him for almost killing Akyo.

Sasuke was either stupid or didn't care, 'cuz he just ignored his glare. "Anyway, it's better if we have a code of some sorts to know wether one of us is an impostor or not. We'll call it..." At this part, Naruto noticed a few birds going above them. One of them looked like...

"Hey look, it's Sasuke!" said Naruto, pointing up at the bird. Both teammates looked up and found the bird that looked like Sasuke's hair. Sakura giggled and Sasuke glared at the grinning teen. "And there's another one!" This time he pointed at Sasuke's hair.

"Did you even pay attention to what I said!" demanded the prick. Naruto looked left and right, as if checking to see if anyone eavesdropped.

When he was sure that the one listening was gone, he turned to Sasuke. "How 'bout I just say, 'Fuck you, Uchiha!'?" Naruto asked, raising an eyebrow. Sasuke just glared at him, but knew only Naruto would say that.

They continued some more, not having any more problems for some time. Until a large gust of wind hit them, forcing Sasuke, Akyo and Sakura to the ground. Naruto and Shishi, being at the front, were hit head on and blown away.

Akyo, Sasuke and Sakura looked up to see that kunoichi from before, the one with the weird tongue. "Hello, Sasuke-kun." said the kunoichi, her tongue lashing out very creepily.

(With Shishi And Naruto)

They landed on a large branch, Naruto's fall softened by landing on something soft. He looked down to find himself sitting on Shishi. "HEY! Get off, it hurts like hell!" shouted Shishi, trying to get out. Naruto stood up and sighed.

"Great, now we're far away from the other two. Let's just hope Sakura and Akyo are alright." mumbled Naruto, a bit worried.

"You forgot the teme."

Naruto quirked an eyebrow. "Did I?"

Shishi chuckled, but sniffed the air. "I smell snake" instantly, they both jumped off the branch they were on just as a giant snake chomped down on said branch. "This thing isn't normal! It's a summon." said Shishi, his voice... disappointed?

"You sound upset."

"Because someone's underestimating me. What, a giant snake-skin belt is gonna stop me? Hah! Watch this, ningen!" Naruto watched as Shishi rocketed towards the snake. He didn't expect for the snake to open its mouth wide. Nor did he expect Shishi to jump right into it on purpose.

When nothing happened and the snake was ready to attack the jinchuriki, Naruto sighed and unsealed Red Queen. "Better take the idiot out then." he grumbled, revving up his blade. Just then, a large black spike appeared through the back of the snake. Instantly, spikes were all the way from the tip of its tail to the forehead, making them look like weird scales. The spikes retracted, and the snake became limp. From one of the holes jumped out Shishi, looking rather slimy.

"So what do you think, fishcake?" asked the fox.

"You're covered in drool." deadpanned Naruto, resealing his sword.

"Yeah, I can tell."

(Back With The Rest)

The KI the kunoichi was releasing was enough to make the remainder of team seven to see their own deaths. Although Sakura was trembling uncontrollably, Sasuke was trembling and paralyzed, and Akyo seemed tense. "My my. It seems that the pink-head is fairing better than you, Sasuke-kun." said the kunoichi.

Sakura tensed as well and gritted her teeth. 'Focus. Focus dammit!' she thought angrily. She opened her canteen with a shaky hand, her hands ready to make hand signs. Just then, the kusa-nin threw some kunai at them, aiming to kill. Sakura snapped out of it and quickly grabbed Sasuke by the back of his shirt. "Akyo, run!" shouted Sakura. Akyo complied and followed her, barely missing the kunai.

'Impressive. It seems that girl might be more than just deadweight.' thought the nin, running after her prey.

Sakura continued to run, not daring to look back. After almost an hour of running, she finally collapsed to her knees, trying to regain her breath. "What (hah) the hell (hah) was that?" she demanded between pants. "I-I couldn't stop shaking... a-and I nearly fainted!"

Sasuke was silent, but was still shaking. Now though, he was furious and glaring at Sakura. Even when he couldn't move, it was the pink bitch that saved his skin in the end. Just then, they heard an amused cackle. One that froze them on the spot. "Kukukukuku... My my. You sure know how to run, little girl. But no matter. Sasuke-kun will be mine soon." said the weird woman. Just then a pair of golden eyes appeared behind her, then the head of a fox.

She turned around and jumped, just in time to dodge a chomp to the spot where she was. "What's up people!" shouted someone familiar. On top of the fox's head was Naruto, Kitsune drawn and ready to fight.

"Who the hell are you!" demanded Naruto, pointing his sword at the kunoichi.

"I don't think it's important right now. I simply came here to toy around." replied the woman, her tongue slithering out again.

"Damn... I don't want to know what you do with that." mumbled Naruto, looking at the tongue strangely. Suddenly the woman began to, literally, slither towards Naruto, her hand shooting out and snakes coming out of her sleeves.

Naruto decapitated all of them and barely managed to duck a swipe to his head from the kunai the kunoichi had drawn. He tried stabbing her, but she dodged and backed up a bit. Shishi hurried over to Sakura before leaping at her, changing in midair. Sakura stuck her hand out and caught Shishi as he turned into a large blade that seemed unusual and slightly bigger than her (Like I said, it's Cloud's blade from Advent Children.).

She got into a fighting stance and charged in as well, trying to slice the nin in half. Again, the nin dodged and tried to swipe at Sakura's neck, but another blade detached itself from the one Sakura was holding and she used it to block the attack. Now with two swords, Sakura's attacks became slightly weaker, but twice as fast. The Kusa-nin was intrigued by these foxes. One just turned into a huge fox of about eight feet in hight and nearly eat her whole. Then it turned into a blade that the girl was holding like it was made of a feather.

"Not bad. I must say, these foxes you two posses are interesting. Are they summons?" asked the kunoichi.

"No, they're more like partners." Naruto said, Akyo turning into her katana form and landing on his right hand. "And they're very special."

The kunoichi nodded before digging through her weapons pouch. The two genin tensed while Sasuke watched in envy and anger. In his mind, he believed the two foxes should belong to him. And he would see to it that they would.

Sakura and Naruto got ready to attack, then saw the kunoichi took out an earth scroll. "Is this what you need?" she asked. Naruto cursed. The one they had was a heaven scroll, so they indeed needed an earth. The Kusa-nin grinned before the scroll was then shoved down her throat. Naruto's tongue was out and he was making gagging noises. Sakura looked just as sickened.

"You know, I don't think that's something you should show off lady." Naruto said, his stomach lurching. But there was something else. He had a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach that something was gonna happen.

'Be careful Naruto-kun. I don't know what the hell she is, but I doubt she's human.' warned Kyuubi, her fear for her host rising. Although she was confident Naruto would live through this, she to felt a bad feeling inside her.

"How about you give me your scroll and you may live?" asked the woman as she bit her finger and spread the blood on her arm. In a puff of smoke, a giant snake like the one Naruto and Shishi found appeared below the woman, said woman standing on top of the snake's head.

Naruto's attention was still on the woman. "How about you just leave us alone. Heck, where are your teammates?"

"I don't need teammates. They will only slow me down." declared the woman, before upchucking a snake, which puked out a sword. Well, that's what Naruto would say if they made it out alive. "Now, I believe you are standing between me and Sasuke-kun."

(Okay, this is my first time at a real fight.)

That being said, the kunoichi charged Naruto and attempted to stab him in the stomach. Naruto sidestepped it and made an uppercut with Akyo. The kunoichi jumped back, but didn't expect Akyo to extend and cut a bit of her arm. They traded blows, the sound of swords lashing filling the area. Akyo turned into her fox form before expanding, becoming seven feet tall. She growled as her tails swung towards the creepy nin, denting the tree where she hit it.

Meanwhile, Sakura used Shishi and tried to take down the snake. It nearly ate her, but she managed to slice off a fang and dodge out of the way, landing a few feet from Sasuke. She ran through hand signs and water erupted from her canteen before a small but somewhat long dragon head shot towards the snake. "Water-style: Dragon Head jutsu!" shouted Sakura, the dragon slamming into the snake's face. It didn't seem to faze the snake, but it didn't have to. The snake tried again to lunge at Sakura, but she jumped towards it while making more hand signs.

She landed on the reptile's head slammed her hands onto the still wet water. "Water-style: Burning Sauna jutsu!" she announced, before jumping off the snake. Instantly, the snake was shaking and writhing in pain as the water on its face began to boil. Since some of it got into it's eyes, it was even more painful. Deciding it probably didn't have much of a chance with its face boiling, it dispelled itself. She let out a breath she didn't know she was holding. She had to admit, that was alot quicker than she expected.

Naruto meanwhile kept trying to kill the creepy snake woman. No, wait. Anko already had the title to creepy snake lady... Creepy snake weirdo. Yup, that'll do! However every time he sliced a hand or something, she would 'peal her skin' and regenerate. Well, she kinda just came out of her own mouth, but Naruto still gagged the first time it happened.

He made three spears out of shadows and threw them at the woman, all of them dodged as she jumped into the air. That's what he wanted though. He made quick hand signs before taking a deep breath. "Demonic arts: Blazing Roar!" Naruto shouted, his eyes red and his features feral as he used Kyuubi's youki. He then blew out a large amount of black fire that headed towards the woman. Still in midair, she was unable to dodge and was burned alive, her screams heard throughout almost half of the forest.

She was smashed straight through a tree, and exiting the other side to stop on another. Quickly, Shishi turned into his fox form and used his tails to wrap her around the tree, keeping the enemy there as her head hung to cover her face. "Now, tell us why you want the prick. Though if you want to rape him then I'll let you." Naruto demanded, making sure the last part wasn't heard by Sasuke.

Suddenly, the person began to cackle. Though this time, it sounded more like a male's cackle. "Kukuku... You simply don't cease to surprise me. Though right now, it's all in vain." Suddenly, the 'woman' became brown and melted into mud.

"Fuck!" cursed Naruto, but was too late as he was kicked from behind right on the head. Sakura turned to attack, but was punched in the stomach before kneed in the face, back to being next to Sasuke. Shishi quickly became super-sized and stood above Sakura and Sasuke, growling at the nin.

Akyo lashed with her tail, but it was dodged and she was hit on the side of the face. When that was done, the nin ran towards Naruto and wrapped his tongue around the blond. He then lifted Naruto's shirt and murmured, "I guess I will have to get rid of the damn fox. Oh well." he went through hand signs and grabbed his right wrist. The fingers glowed with a purple flame before he slammed the fingers onto the seal on Naruto's abdomen. "Five-prong Seal!"

Naruto screamed in pain, then fell limp as the man threw him down, hopping to have the boy fall to his death. Alas, it wasn't meant to be as Akyo tackled the jinchuriki in midair and began to see if he was severely injured. At this, the nin melted into the ground and disappeared. Just a second later, Sasuke screamed in pain as the same nin appeared behind him, bitting into his left shoulder.

It was then they noticed that through the shredded skin was another face, this one with pasty white skin and purple below the eyes. Shishi turned around and managed to hit the man with one of his tails, effectively sending him rocketing into another tree.

'Damn. I have decided I hate trees now!' thought the nin, as more splinters dug to his flesh. He then began to disappear, his voice echoing. "Soon, Sasuke-kun will come looking for me. He will seek more of my power, and there is nothing you can possibly do."

With those final words, the man was gone.

The following is a omake that Reaper7 has no idea if he did god or not.

(First Omake Ever)

"Who the hell are you!" shouted Naruto, pointing his sword at the woman. "It's pretty weird how you were saying 'Sasuke-kun', so I'm guessing you're one of his fangirls that managed to infiltrate the exams. I know you want to kiss your precious Uchiha, but is it necessary to disturb the exams?"

Now Naruto was genuinely confused. He heard rumors that fangirls have even infiltrated the Uchiha compound and left love notes or something. So it wouldn't be much of a surprise if this was a crazy fangirl that somehow knocked out a real Kusa-nin.

So imagine his surprise when the Kusa-nin scoffed and said, "I'm nothing like your female population here. They're just a bunch of weaklings, just like the rest of this village."

"I also think you're a fangirl. How many girls go around saying, 'Sasuke-kun will be mine soon.'?" Sakura put in her two cents. After all, being the WLS ex-president she was aware of all her past activities. Including breaking int- I mean, visiting the Uchiha district. That was something she regretted doing now.

The Kusa-nin looked at them strangely. "Are all females here this unusual?" she asked.

"I should know, I use to be one." Sakura said, her head hanging.

I'm not sure if I'll do more omakes, but if more ideas hit me then I'll write 'em down. Please review.

Ja ne.