Okay, an update on Naruto's Harem:
Hana
Konan
Maybe others.
To EpicFail: Yeah, you just keep reading you piece of shit. I pray to whatever-deity-that-can-actually-do-something that you do go blind.
I don't own Naruto.
(With The Uchiha Idiot)
Sasuke was fuming as he remembered that 'dream'. More like a nightmare. The dobe, the kid that would've been alone his whole life, was stronger than him even on in his dreams. If only he had that weird power. It felt evil... yet he believed it should belong to him.
Oh well. He would just have to find a way to make his 'dream' come true. Part of it anyway.
(Team Seven's Room)
Sakura groaned as she woke up. She could feel something warm and furry wrapped around her body. "Morning Sakura-chan." came a whisper to her ear. Her eyes snapped open as she sat up quickly. She looked to her left and saw Shishi there, sitting there covering her with his tails. She smiled as she came closer, wrapping her arms around Shishi. "Did you sleep well?" he asked. She nodded into his neck, breathing in his scent.
"I slept fine." she mumbled into his neck. He chuckled and murmured something about pink-cuties. That earned a major blush from her, but she smiled nonetheless. "So was that you I heard singing?"
"Yeah. Me and fishcakes to be exact. We were sending out a message to this place that we're not to be messed with." murmured Shishi. She looked questioningly at him, only earning a sigh. "If you want to know, you're going to have to ask Naruto. It's not my place to tell you, sorry." He seemed more serious now.
She nodded, but wondered what it took to make SHishi this serious. Then his smile returned and he started ranting on how he was going to raid the jerky when he got home. Sakura could do little but sweatdrop.
(Naruto)
Naruto sighed, again walking around. Akyo was equally bored, but saying a few suggestions every now and then. "Eating some dango?
"Nah."
"Talking with Akamaru?"
"He left with Kiba."
"Sing another song?"
"I got nothing."
"THEN WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO!" Naruto winced when Akyo shouted in his ears. It had been two hours since they began to walk around and play I-spy, and it didn't help they were three days early. "I'm dying of boredom here!" shouted Akyo. Naruto sighed and continued to walk.
"Don't worry, I'm sure we can find something to pass the time with." Akyo was about to suggest something for the millionth time that week. "And no, sex will come later. I promise."
He kept walking, still not finding anything to do. So they decided to just go up to the roof and just wait. On the roof, Naruto was sitting while Akyo was in her human form, cuddling next to him while his arm was around her waist.
Looking up at the sky, he mumbled, "I preferred it when it was red and black." Akyo giggled while nuzzling his neck.
"You're becoming more like me and Shishi every day, Naruto-kun." she commented. He simply chuckled and kissed her forehead. They were like that in their embrace, simply enjoying each other's company, for the rest of the day.
Finally, the five days were up. Naruto and Akyo were strolling, just having finished up some ramen, and were simply lazying around the halls. After a few minutes, they bumped into the Sand sibs. "Ah. Gaia-san. Temari-san, Kankuro-san. Good to see you again!" he said cheerfully. Naruto wasn't sure, but for a second Gaia's cheeks looked a bit red when he bumped into her.
Gaia nodded to him. "Hello Naruto-san. I see you are still alive." murmured the red-head. Kankuro just waved in greeting while Temari smiled a little.
"I'm gonna go exploring, bye!" Temari said quickly. "Come on Kankuro!" she grabbed his arm and began walking away.
"Wait, what? I-I'm not going with-" he was silenced when Temari switched from his arm to his throat, not stopping for a second. That left Gaia and Naruto in the hall, one nervous and the other amused.
"That was funny. Do they always act like that?" Naruto said, turning to Gaia. She was quiet for a moment before speaking.
"They are simply... on edge. They prefer to continue moving rather than just sit around. It sometimes surprises me they sleep at all." replied the red-head. Naruto shrugged before heading in a random direction, Gaia behind him. "Where are you going?"
"Dunno. Just walking. I'm bored, so I've been walking through this place for a while now. Would you like to join me?"He placed his hands in his pockets, his thoughts wandering. 'I wish there was something to do.' he thought to himself.
Without even realizing it, he was walking upside down and still walking down the hall. Gaia seemed amused with this, but said nothing, Akyo was now next to Gaia, sniffing every now and then to see if people were coming in. Pretty soon almost a dozen or so teams arrived, including the rookies. It wasn't crowded by any means, just that you could see at least one genin for each hallway you turn to. "What was it like back in Suna? Do you have any friends?" asked Naruto. Gaia stopped in her tracks and her head hung low, her eyes covered by her bangs.
"Friends..." she murmured. Naruto realized she stopped and turned to look at her, though it was weird considering he was upside down. "I... have no one." she whispered. However, Naruto heard it loud and clear and his eyes widened, Akyo also looking at Gaia.
"Really? Um, sorry. I didn't kn-"
"Shut up." hissed Gaia. Naruto cocked his head to the side, a frown on his face. "You. You had friends... I-I... I had no one!" she began to growl and shake, her knuckles white from how hard she was clenching them. The sand in her gourd began to move around, begging to be released. She relented and the sand rushed out towards Naruto. He quickly disappeared in a flash of red, leaving a furious Gaia in the process.
They stood in an arena, all of them with their teammates. Naruto sighed as he stared up a the ceiling with Sarutobi giving a speech. Something about mini-wars and missions.
Whatever, can't keep Naruto's attention for long. Well, it depended on what it was that needed attention. Someone he love, you got their attention. Something that might affect those the Uzumaki loves, also got their attention. Stuff about a war between nations being cosplayed by genin wanting to be chunin? You lost him at 'reason for these exams'.
The same happened here with Naruto, who ignored everything except the fact that there would be preliminaries. He just shrugged and watched as Kabuto walked out, making a show of limping as well. Naruto just thought, 'Wimp.'
"I swear, if I don't get out of here or fight anyone soon, I'm gonna fucking lose my mind!" shouted Shishi next to Sakura. Said pinkette started petting him softly while Naruto mentally agreed. He had become more pent up lately, and he really needed a good fight. "I love prelims. We get to fight and possibly kill. FINALLY!"
"You're not killing anyone, Shishi." Naruto said seriously. "... Except the Uchiha, he's all yours if you get to fight him."
"Booyah!"
"Both of you stay quiet!" growled Akyo, obviously annoyed.
"Yes ma'am." they both said in unison, though their tones said otherwise. They obviously didn't pay attention to what she said if their continuing babbling said anything. And so, they just continued complaining even after a man appeared kneeling before the Hokage.
"Excuse me (cough) Hokage-sama, but as the proctor (coughcough) of the preliminaries, I (cough) should explain the rules." said the man, looking pretty damn sick. The Hokage nodded and gave the floor to Hayate. Turning to the genin, he began. "Hello, My name is Gekko (cough) Hayate. The preliminaries are-" Of course, the anger radiating from Gaia helped distract, since it was obvious she was extremely angry. Her siblings didn't know if they should feel anger or pity for the boy. Naruto looked away again, his attention scattered. He looked back in time to get the gist of course.
Battle and beat the opponent and win by knocking the opponent out. Other reasons you would win is if the opponent forfeited, died, or the proctor stopped the match because it was obvious that one of them completely sucked. So Naruto looked up at the giant screen and saw Sasuke was first. Against some... Yoroi guy. Whatever. Shishi began complaining about not getting to kill the Uchiha, but settled with pouting.
Sasuke and Yoroi were across from each other in the arena, both ready to fight. They looked at each other, Hayate bringing his arm up before shouting, "Begin!" Sasuke started by rushing at his opponent and aiming a kick to the gut. Yoroi dodged it, then reached a glowing hand out and grabbed Sasuke's shoulder. He grunted before quickly jumping back a safe distance from the man. However, it was then he noticed that he had alot less chakra than when he started the match with.
'What the hell! I didn't use any chakra, yet I lost about a tenth of it!' thought Sasuke. He paid more attention to Yoroi's hands. 'What did he do to my chakra? Did he somehow drain my chakra?' His eyes narrowed, tomoe spinning crazily in his Sharingan. this time it was Yoroi who spoke.
"Confused? With a simple touch I can suck easily absorb your chakra and use it as my own." said the masked guy smugly. Sasuke scoffed before throwing multiple shuriken, all of which were dodged, and running through hand signs. He took a deep breath before letting it out, the fireball headed straight towards Yoroi.
"Fire-style: Great Fireball jutsu!" Yoroi jumped out of the way, crouching to the floor as he landed, but failed to dodge Sasuke's followup attack as he crouched down and kicked Yoroi's chin, sending the man flying upwards. He then appeared beneath Yoroi, still in midair, and began kicking and punching while they both slowly returned to the ground. With a punch that sent Yoroi to the ground, he then followed up with an axe-kick to the man's chest while shouting, "Lion's Barrage!" Yoroi didn't stand a chance as he was knocked him out instantly.
Sasuke placed his hands in his pockets, while Naruto's eyes narrowed. 'He must've copied the beginning from Lee.' he thought. Oh well, not his problem. His real problem was the redhead that was giving him the death-glare on full force.
"Winner, Uchiha Sasuke." declared Hayate.
Not so surprisingly, he didn't get the applause from his fangirls. He looked up to see Sakura seemed to be talking to her fox, and Ino was simply looking at Sakura strangely, unsure whether to cheer for Sasuke or not. Sasuke became pissed and stomped up to the stairs to the balcony, standing a few feet away from his team.
Sakura was next, along with Ino.
"Will Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino please come down to the arena." Sakura jumped down from the balcony and landed gracefully on her feet, Shishi next to her in a blur. Ino just walked down the stairs, unsure about this. She could just tell Sakura wasn't a pushover anymore.
"Good luck Ino." Sakura said smirking. She looked down a Shishi and nodded as the fox turned into a large and strange blade that she grabbed. Ino was a bit unsettled, but got into the basic academy stance.
'You can feel the awkwardness...' thought Naruto. He heard giggling in his head, making him quirk an eyebrow. 'Kyu-chan? Ah, you're awake. How did you sleep?' Naruto asked.
'Oh, I slept fine Naruto-kun. Though, I'm still a bit drowsy.' said Kyuubi inside his head.
'Uh, yeah. That reminds me, why are you always sleepy? Is there something you want to tell me?' he asked nervously.
'Don't worry Naruto-kun. It wont be long before I'm gone...' mumbled Kyuubi.
'Wait... WHAT!' Naruto's eyes widened. 'You mean you're... dying!' Kyuubi didn't answer as she was asleep again. 'Fuck! What do I do? I have to get her out of there!'
His attention was brought back to the fight below.
Sakura charged in, her arms and Shishi poised to stab Ino. Going through hand signs, Ino called her family's main jutsu. "Mind Transfer jutsu!" she shouted, before her body went limp. Suddenly, Sakura stopped and suddenly went rigged before her head hung. Bringing her head back, Sakura said in Ino's voice, "I did it! Now..." she raised her hand to quit. "I, Sakura, for-" POW! she was suddenly punched on the side of the head, making her skid on the floor a few feet before puffing away. Ino suddenly jerked up like someone sent a jolt of electricity into her. She looked up at who attacked and saw it was Sakura, looking as calm as ever.
"Not bad. Except that Naruto taught me a good deal of things." said Sakura, hoisting Shishi and placing him on her shoulder. "So far, I can only make one shadow-clone without feeling too tired. Now..." she pointed Shishi at Ino and said, "I suggest you give up now, Ino. Or I will go all out on you."
Ino just got ready to fight, but trembled slightly. This wasn't going to end well. And it was true, for right then and there Shishi seemed to split into many thinner blades. They all floated around Sakura, minus the one se still had in her hand. Rushing forward, the other five swords acted as spears and flew towards Ino. She jumped over two, but the third hit her on the stomach with its flat side while another scratched her shoulder a bit. The last one took a hold of her blouse and pinned her to the wall, Sakura now in front of her with the blade at Ino's throat.
"Give up?" Sakura asked in a sickly sweet tone. no nodded as best as she could with a blade under her chin.
"Proctor. I-I forfeit." Ino said trembling. Sakura nodded before letting Ino go, the sword pieces coming together before Shishi returned to being a fox.
"Not as much blood as I was hoping, but I'm not complaining." mumbled Shishi.
"Winner, Haruno Sakura." declared Hayate. All was silent for a moment, before Naruto began clapping with a grin on his face. Pretty soon, a few more people followed in on the clapping as Sakura jumped back up to her team.
"Good job Sakura. You're getting better." Naruto complemented. Sakura nodded while thanking him and turned to the next match. This one made Naruto's eyes widen in surprise.
"Will Hyuuga Neji and Hyuuga Hinata please come down to the arena."
Yes, I know it's super short, but I want to build the suspense up.
Please don't hate me, I already have EpicFail bitching at me.
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