"Forest, small town, damp." The Doctor stated, putting his tongue back in his mouth.
"How did you do that?" Sherlock question tilting his head a bit.
The Doctor let out a chuckle, putting his hand on Sherlock's shoulder. "Oh, Sherly, you don't have to be a genius to figure that out. Any planet that wasn't earth would taste more metallic, and I'm sure you figured out it's damp because, well, that's obvious. And there's a town sign about 2 feet from where the woods end and the road starts. Try to keep up." He stated, and started walking towards the road. Sherlock just smirked though. "Um, Doctor!" Sherlock yelled to him before he got too far. Sherlock let out a few chuckles. "If the DNA transported took us straight to Dean and Sam, why are you going that way?" The Doctor stopped for a minute, looking around. "You know...I'm not quite sure." Sherlock was smug, but he had a point. Then the Doctor looked back at the TARDIS...It was floating? That's not possible! "River!" He hollered back to her. "Did you leave something on in the TARDIS?" He asked. But River just shook her head. "Of, course not sweetie, what would make you think-" She turned around and saw the TARDIS, and gasped a little. By now the whole crew was looking at the TARDIS.
After moments of silence, Irene just sat there, arms folded, rolling her eyes, looking unimpressed. "Honestly? A box that's bigger on the inside and this is what surprises you?"
"Doctor?" Sam's familiar voice seemed to be coming from under the TARDIS.
"Sam? Dean?" He questioned.
"Would you mind moving your box?" Dean says.
"Where are you?" The Doctor looked around, spinning in a circle.
"I told you to take the cloak off!" Sam scolded at Dean. "Well sorry I didn't want to be caught by the cops!" Dean yelled back. "You mean, again?" Sam pointed out.
"Honestly! Will you two stop bickering!" Clara scolded them as if they were children. "How are you two not crushed anyways?"
Dean let out a laugh, "That's Cas' doing."
The Doctor's eyes went wide. "River! Hurry up, Into the TARDIS. We've got to get it off them."
River nodded, hopping into the TARDIS, It was about three feet off the ground, but she managed.
"What's the rush all of a sudden?" Clara asked in a demanding voice.
"If you haven't noticed, they're stuck under my TARDIS, and Cas is only going to be able to hold them for so long!" He scolded trying to push the box off of them.
Clara took a tiny step back, feeling slightly offended by the yelling.
The TARDIS soon disappeared, reappearing on the ground, about a foot from where it used to be.
River stepped out of the TARDIS, fixing her curls with a smirk on her face. "How'd I do, sweetie?"
Dean, Sam, and Cas, all came out from under an invisibility cloak, Cas was panting. When he finally caught his breath, The Doctor smiled over at River. "You did wonderful, as always." He replied, returning her smirk. "Honestly? Dean whined, "It's bad enough I have to watch Sam flirt with various girls day after day, and he doesn't even have the guts to shag them!" But Sam just scoffed at this. "Me?! I'm not you Dean, I don't sleep with every girl I meet!" Dean just shrugged.
River smirked, walking over to the Doctor, slightly draping herself over him. "Oh? You obviously haven't seen us flirt yet." She said, grinning mischievously. Dean got slightly flustered with them "Oh just get a room already!" The comment made Clara's cheeks turn red, which drew Deans attention to her. "Hello there," He said with a smirk, walking towards her, holding his hand out, and she took it, shaking it firmly. "I'm Dean Winchester, you are...?" He left it open for her to answer. "Clara Oswald." Her cheeks were still red, but for a different reason this time. "That honestly works?" Sherlock whispered to Irene. But Irene just smirked up at him, "Works for me." She said fanning her face, staring at Dean. Sherlock rolled his eyes, perhaps a bit envious too? "If we're done with the flirt fest, " John yelled over the sound of chattering people, and they all stopped. "Would you mind explaining why you're here, and why you were invisible?" John pointed out, rubbing his mustache.
Sam and Cas nodded simultaneously, but Dean just shrugged. "You mean this thing?" He asked, throwing the cloak over John's head, but John Immediately pulled it off. "Got it from our friend Harry." Dean explained, and everyone looked over at River, and River put her hands in the air, "I didn't do it! I swear!" In which, the three boys were very much confused. But Cas sat there with his arms crossed, and a dull expression on his face. "I still don't like the idea of having a Wizard help us." He huffed. "Oh calm down Cas," Dean said, punching him in the shoulder lightly. "God will forgive us." Cas just nodded., and Sam butted in. "Anyways, We heard sightings of a green woman and a scarecrow wandering around the woods, and the cops had blocked it off. We thought it might be some sort of spirit."
The Doctor thought about it for a moment, letting out a loud chuckle. "That's no spirit."
River let out some sort of call, "Alecha nomay nomay nochu nochu alchea nomay." when two figures started appearing from the distance. When they got near the group, they didn't say anything, River just smiled at the woman and scarecrow like man. "Elphaba, How are you my dear?" River questioned, but the green woman just gave her a faint smile, and the scarecrow man seemed to be holding her up. When, all of a sudden, Elphaba fell to the ground, an arrow sticking in her back.
Hey guys, writer here. I know this story is getting a little out there, but it will all make sense in the end. I'm also aware my grammar is going, so I won't be posting a new chapter until my muse returns. So let's do a headcount of fandoms. Sherlock, Supernatural, Doctor who, the Avengers/Thor, and Wicked.
Thanksfor reading!
~WhovianFiction.