Deidara is still winning! If you don't want him to turn into a chick, pick someone else and hope they have enough votes!

I should also tell you something about myself I realized. I must be really fucked up for making the little guy a special summon of sorts. Remember the 'Star Scroll' Naruto signed that only Shishi used? Yeah, the 'summon'... he doesn't belong to me... he belongs to Disney. You can go ahead and say that I'm fucked up for dragging a little guy like him into this shit, 'cause I know there's something wrong with me for actually putting him in.

Now, one of my reviewers brought up something noticeable, and I would like to answer the way that I see it (Not sure if others see it the same way, so if I'm wrong, sorry.).

Now, Kakashi's technique has a bunch of names. There's "Raikiri" or "Lightning Blade", which was given because it was said that Kakashi sliced a lightning bolt in half one time. Then there's "Chidori" or "One Thousand Birds", a name given for the sound the attack makes, which sounds like many birds chirping. In my opinion, as I'm not sure if it's true or not, the technique is simply the same, it just happens to have two names that turned into four because of english translation. You can call it as you will, but it's still the original assassination jutsu that Kakashi made himself without the Sharingan's help.

And now that we have that out of the way, let's start shall we?

If I owned anything at all, I would tell you. Since I don't, I won't say anything besides that I don't own anything.

It was pandemonium. That's what people would've told you had they been there. A soon as the kage box went in smokes, Sakura and Naruto appeared into the center of the arena. One of the two was slightly scared of killing again, and the other was eager to do the killing. "Now we're talking!" shouted Naruto with a large grin on his face.

"Yeah, now to cause pain to all our foes, bitches!" shouted Shishi in his human form, grinning like a madman. Sakura and Akyo sighed at them, deciding to leave the boys be and help out somewhat. Going their separate ways, Sakura and Shishi both headed towards the kage box while Naruto bit his thumb and went through hand signs.

"Summoning jutsu!" he shouted as a pack of fifty or so foxes appeared in front of him, all different size, color, some even wearing clothing. They wore vests, hats, he saw one wearing sunglasses, and another with a pair of shorts on his legs. The fur colors were mostly black, blue, grey, dark-yellow, a few browns, and the one who stuck out because of his size was Gure. "You know what to do. Attack!" ordered Naruto as there was a shout of, "Understood, Naruto-sama." before they all ran in different direction.

Cocking his head to the side on the -sama suffix, he shrugged and turned around to see Sasuke rip his arm out of the shell before a demonic looking hand tried to rip him to shreds. It was a mixture of skin and sand (In my opinion anyway.), had blue veins on it, and the hand seemed to be very deformed. The hand was about to grab Sasuke, but it was stopped by Naruto's right hand reaching out as his arm became black, grew eyes and mouths, and expanded before reaching out and grabbing the wrist of the equally big sand-hand.

"Now now, Gaia. I hate the bastard as much as you, but I can't simply let you kill him. His soul is as good as mine." Naruto said with a grin on his face. Slowly, the hand began to shrink back into the ball of sand Gaia was in before Naruto saw an eye through the hole Sasuke made.

"I'm gonna kill you Uzumaki. When I am done, you will be in as much pain as I am." she hissed angrily while holding her left shoulder as the sand crumbled away and laid around her. Her voice was the same as her sand as it hissed with anger. Naruto simply growled at her as he got ready to fight, but then Gaia's siblings appeared as the girl began to scream while clutching her head.

"Come on Gaia, we need to leave!" said Temari, picking up her little sister and jumping away. Sasuke followed after them as Naruto sighed. Thinking for a couple of seconds, he shrugged and turned to Kakashi, who had just taken care of another nin.

"Report." ordered Kakashi

"Sakura and Shishi have gone off to make sure that jiji and Zabuza are okay. Sasuke just went off, hopefully to his death. And finally, I summoned my pack to take care of a few of the pests round here." As if on cue, two spheres of flame suddenly burned away an unfortunate Oto-nin in to a pile of ash as they both hit each other from opposite directions. Two red foxes with three tails, one with a bandana around his neck and the other around his head, were grinning as the stood over the pile before they rushed off to fight more enemies.

"Fine. Go wake up those that you'll need and back up Sasuke."

"Why can't we let him die?" asked Naruto in a childish way.

"Because I spent too much damn time teaching him and I don't want all that to go to waste." said Kakashi, slightly annoyed.

"Right, right. Fine, just give me a second." he walked over to Shikamaru and looked at him for a second. "Get up, Shika. You and I are going to go after an idiot." When Shikamaru didn't respond, Naruto reared his leg back and kicked the Nara in the stomach.

Shikamaru grunted and opened an eye. "Damn you Naruto. I was hoping that I'd get at least a few minutes of sleep."

"You're welcome Shika! Now get up, and help me find someone that can help us out. We need to find Sasuke, beat the crap out of him, and bring him back."

"You added the beating up part didn't you?" his answer came as a toothy grin. "Troublesome."

"Right right, let's get going you idiot." Naruto mumbled, before walking over to a downed enemy nin an grabbing the man by the head. He then kneed him hard, breaking his neck and sending him crashing into a wall that was destroyed because of the impact. He looked around for a second before setting his eyes on Shino, who was leaning against the wall. Naruto looked at him for a second before asking, "Are you awake?"

"Yes."

"Will you come along?"

"I believe so. My fight between Kankuro-san will begin when I find him."

"Good, 'cause the rest of them don't seem like they can last for long." With that, Naruto, Shikamaru, and Shino all jumped into the hole and began making their way to catch up to Sasuke. He looked one last time up at the sun before smirking. 'Hikari-chan and the rest must be getting ready by now.' he thought.

(With Sakura)

Sakura and Shishi appeared where Sarutobi and Zabuza were, just before the other four Oto-nin were able to finish making the barrier. "Damn. I almost didn't make it." mumbled Sakura, before turning her attention to the 'Kazekage'. He ripped off his face to show Orochimaru, the snake sannin grinning at the Hokage and the Mizukage, both glaring back at him. The two real kage's got a hold of their cloaks and took them off, showing the Sandaime wearing his battle armor while Zabuza had on the same clothes as those in the Wave bridge, except he had a metal plate on is left shoulder along with an extra ninja-to on his left hip.

"Orochimaru of the sannin. Boy, the gaki wasn't kidding when he said this could end badly." mumbled Zabuza while readying his zanbato in a sword stance.

"Perhaps it would've been wise to stay in your village rather than to get involved with this." said Sarutobi.

"Nah. I owe the kid for keeping Haku safe. besides, I prefer to fight in a war, even if it is small."

"You and me both, Zabuza-san." perked up Shishi, his body rippling as he became feral. "I haven't killed anyone since just a few minutes ago."

"Then we better end this quickly." mumbled Sakura while biting both her thumbs. Spreading them over both her arms, she watched as seals in invisible ink start to glow before both her hands are covered in smoke. The smoke cleared away to show Sakura wearing the poisoned claws of the Demon Brothers. "Time to get serous."

"Kukukukuku... Do you honestly believe that you can defeat me? I am considered a sannin for a reason you know." taunted Orochimaru, but the truth was that he was a bit worried. Against his sensei, he could defeat him in a close match. With Zabuza thrown in, he might need a bit of luck while also probably transforming into his giant snake form. Now a demon and a girl that has powers near similar to Uzumaki's... and he believed he would actually die. 'I have to end this quickly, and possibly mark Naruto-kun before I leave.' he thought while continuing to smirk at them.

"Now then. Since there are too many of us, it's only fair that we fight him two at a time. Sakura, we're first!" announced Shishi while grabbing her wrists and pulling Sakura forward. Sarutobi's jaw hits the floor, Zabuza quirked a nonexistent eyebrow, and Sakura looked ready to kill Shishi.

"Did he seriously just do that! Is he trying to get us killed!" shouted Inner Sakura while Sakura's left eye began to twitch. She sighed and got ready to fight while Orochimaru frowned a bit.

'So they will let the girl and the demon die then? Perhaps I can persuade them to join me.' thought Orochimaru. However, before he could even begin thinking about what to say, Shishi was already in front of him with his leg reared back to kick his face. Expecting it to be weak, Orochimaru brought up a single hand to stop it. That proved to be a mistake as soon as Shishi's foot met the sannin's palm, ending with said palm to nearly snap and Orochimaru's other hand to come up for support.

Shishi then extended his arm and turned it into a spike, aiming at Orochimaru's stomach. 'This isn't going to go well...' thought the sannin, dodging Sakura as she rocketed towards him from the sky. He was more surprised when the surface below her suddenly became a crater about four feet long. '... Not at all.'

(Above The Hokage Monument)

Hikari and two other fire-foxes, along with Gure and another two shadow-foxes, were around a circle made of blood that had runes and other markings on it. "Are you all ready? This will severely drain your youki." said Hikari.

Gure, a man in his mid-twenties with blond hair and a goatee, simply smirked and said, "I've done this before, I will do it again for Naruto-san. I'm sure I can take it." he turned to the other four foxes. "You sure you four want to go through this?" he asked them, earning nods. "Good. Let's get started then." he said as they all got around the circle and placed their hands on six seals, all of them glowing as the channeled youki into it.

"I hope this works." murmured Hikari, already feeling her strength leave her while the others were also weakening. "Good luck, Naruto-kun..." she whispered, before she lost consciousness from lack of youki, the others following behind her in sleep. But the job was done as the day began to darken.

(Naruto)

Naruto growled in annoyance. Not only did he had to leave Shika to fight off their pursuers, but now he had just agreed to let Shino fight kankuro. So now he was running towards Temari and Gaia, ready to fight. He stopped just as Temari did, seeing that she was trying her best to keep Sasuke away from Gaia as the red-head continued to clutch her head.

'You will give me your power! I must kill Uzumaki!' she screamed in her head as Shukaku tried to keep her under control by doing the only thing he knew how to do. Giving her a killer migraine that would make people consider suicide. And it has happened before really, as she always tried to stab herself at least twice a year when she became five. She stopped when she was ten and just gave up, letting the headaches happen and hope they would stop soon.

"No! Are you crazy! I don't wanna die! I wanna live! I wanna see if I can rip this fucking seal off!' shouted Shukaku like some whining kid.

'Leave me alone! Mother, you said you wanted his blood! Well, now I'll have his blood!'

"I believe I also said I want to live, now do as mother says and STAY AWAY FROM HIM!" Gaia shook her head and growled, sensing the same chakra of the Jinchuriki they were talking about.

'He's here! He's here and I'm going to kill him! He doesn't deserve to be happy, he should be like me. he should be hated and alone like me. He should be grateful I'm letting him die while he's loved.' she growled in her head, calling upon Shukaku's power. He tried to keep his power with him, but the seal was too weak as it was a gift to him as well as a curse. If she really wanted his power, she could take it and there was little to nothing he could do about it.

"Okay fine! But if we both get sent to Shinigami-sama's stomach, I'm gonna fuck your head up twice as it already is." complained Shukaku, crossing his arms like a little kid and pouting. Gaia roared as her body began to be covered in sand. Her entire left arm and face was sand and veins as she growled and snarled like an animal.

"I wouldn't if I were you, Gaia." Naruto warned as his eyes narrowed. "I outrank you. Though your sand is strong, I beat you by experience and element. I suggest you give up now."

"Shut up, Uzumaki! You shouldn't be living like this!" shouted Gaia as her breathing became ragged and hateful. "I'm hated! It's only fair that you are as well!" With that, she leaped towards the hanyou, the tree branch she was on breaking from the force. She aimed to hit Naruto, but his right arm and face became black before it grew much like Gaia's, stopping the attack with his palm."I'm not letting you live. Be happy you die while still loved... unlike me." she said, before the rest of her body began to be covered with the sand.

In a rush of power that froze the fights in Konohagakure for at least a second, Gaia became complete demons for a moment. She had become a raccoon-dog that looked exactly like Shukaku, her body bulging and made of sand with bluish-purple markings around her body and her tail while the black around her eyes became more pronounced and made claw-like marks on either cheek. Rearing her arms up, she slammed them into the ground and began to grind and move the soil while mixing her sand with it to give her more sand around her. Naruto gritted his teeth while looking down as the ground became sand, nearly destroying the trees around him, but it was replaced by a smirk as he saw the sun.

Slowly but surely, the moon began to move to cover the sun as an eclipse began to make the sky red and the clouds a gray color. He could feel his own youki begin to skyrocket as the sky above him and Gaia became black and Naruto's own being covered by the abyssal-shadows. Gaia's own form was scary enough, but it was Naruto's own form that made all shudder in fear. His body was a black fox with eyes on its shoulders, hips, and running down the three tails behind him, along with a large eye on his chest and another in the middle of his forehead. Wrapped around him was what seemed like a blanket of transparent energy that seemed to keep his body from sucking the light from around him. Shishi explained that without it, Naruto would unintentionally kill the planet.

"Prepare to die, Naruto!" shouted Gaia as she called more sand around her and shot it towards the abyss-demon. Naruto's tail shot out and slammed into the sand, canceling out and causing the sand to scatter into the air. The shadow's then reached up and tried to grab ahold of Gaia, but she simply became soft and the shadows went right through her. Shukaku was mumbling on how he didn't ever think of that, since he then realized how Hachibi always managed to get him in a nelson.

"Stop this Gaia! I don't want to hurt you, but if you hurt my village then this shall be your grave!" shouted Naruto while sending more shadows to get Gaia, further enraging the jinchuriki-turned-demon. It was a sight both beautiful and gruesome as shadow and sand clashed and two beasts of power bit and clawed at each other. And that wasn't the only thing.

All around Konoha, you could see monarchs of the clans fighting and showing no mercy to their enemies as the great clans all fought for their villages. The senior Ino-Shika-Chou were fighting side by side again with smiles that should be on children adorning their faces. ANBU and many others fought, and a few were surprised to see demon foxes there, fighting alongside them no less. Some decided it was a blessing, others believed that Naruto had something to do with it. Nonetheless, the village continued to fight as the demons from their respected villages fought as well.

Shishi and Sakura had their turn, leaving the other two kage to fight the already panting sannin. Even Kiba, who was an ass at first, fought with his mother and sister while making sure to keep the civilians safe. A bunch other demons were also fighting and making sure that the civilians got to the civilian shelter to make sure non got hurt.

It was almost like hell in Konoha. And in it all, a clone of Naruto managed to find Hikari and the rest to flash to the Namikaze estate. After that, it made sure the twins were still asleep and that the silencing jutsu kept up before it reached into its pocket for a vial of blood. On a roof, it put the blood on its hand before running through hand signs and calling out, "Summoning jutsu!"

In a puff of smoke was a little creature with large ears, blue fur and black eyes. He was a bit over two feet, had four arms with black claws, stubby feet, spikes running down his back, and a semi-large nose. The funny thing was that it had an orange jumpsuit and bright yellow 'blasters' on either arm. His name... was Stitch. He saluted before scampering off and blasting enemies with green beams of energy and shouting random gibberish. "Hakadata! Techi techi! Ah-hahahahahahaha!" The clone blinked in confusion, then shrugged before dispelling itself, its job done.

Roaring, Naruto made a swipe at Gaia's face and managed to somewhat hurt her, but the sand instantly rebuilt itself as Gaia launched a counter. Naruto's leg fell for a moment, but he simply willed the shadows to collect and he was as good as new in seconds. The scene was a almost beautiful, but it also filled Temari and Sasuke, who had just gotten away in the nick of time, with fear.

Gaia's sand hissed and writhed like many tan snakes, reaching in hope to help Gaia. Up above, Naruto's abyssal shadows covered the sky in a blanket of mouths and eyes, all of them moving and looking for any signs of blood, cackling with horrible voices as they sounded amused. If an artist were present, they might describe it as two demons battling in tan flames as black rain falls. Gaia meanwhile was getting frustrated. It became increasingly apparent that Naruto was holding back, as no matter how much youki she drew from Shukaku, Naruto would only kick it up a notch or two and fight on equal grounds to keep her in the same area. No matter what she did, she simply couldn't kill him.

Naruto looked up at the sky briefly and noticed the eclipse was beginning to lift. 'Shit, I gotta end this quickly.' he thought, opening his mouth wide to show that there were much smaller ones inside, sucking the youki that Naruto expelled from his body. When he had enough, he closed his mouth as steam leaked through his teeth because of the evaporating saliva. Rearing his head back, he let out a roar as the condensed youki made a beam out of his mouth and slammed straight into Gaia, who tried to dodge. Unfortunately, she was too slow and took the entire hit, the heat of the beam quickly turning the sand into glass.

Naruto suddenly shot out of the fox's mouth, now wearing a black trench coat over his clothes and a black breastplate as well. The coat reached a bit past his knees and had designs of orange-red eyes near the bottom, much like how his father had flames. Rearing his fist back, he punched straight through the glass and made contact with the barely conscious Gaia. Tackling her, they both slowly fell to the ground as Naruto's shadows and Gaia's sand desperately tried to soften the fall. When they finally hit the ground, Gaia tried to stab Naruto with a spike made of glass shards. He easily stopped it with his hand, not even affected when it began to cut into his skin. His entire attention was on Gaia's crying face.

"Why dammit?" she screamed at him. "Why must you of all people be loved? What about me? I... I don't want to be alone anymore!" she then curled into Naruto's arms and continued to cry, her shoulders shaking as tears spilled from her eyes freely. It had been a long time since she had last cried, not having done so since her uncle had tried to kill her. Now she was holding onto Naruto as if he was the only thing keeping her sane. Ironically, he was. His youki felt his intent to calm her, and did just that by wrapping around Shukaku's youki and repressing it back into the seal.

Running his hand through the red-head's hair, Naruto slowly rocked her back and forth, the eclipse now completely gone as the moon returned to its original position. "You don't have to. I guess that's what happens when you listen to an insane demon like Shukaku, right?" Naruto murmured, looking at Gaia as she looked at her lap. She hated this. A lot. She was the jinchuriki, yet here she was crying on the lap of some kid that was much stronger than her. "But you won't be alone anymore. I'm here, and I know what it's like. Probably not by much, but I know loneliness. Stay with me, Gaia. And I promise to never leave you. I'll always be with you." he whispered soothingly, he eyes looking into his his with barely restrained hope. Slowly, the coat around him dissolved into nothingness alongside the breastplate, the glass in his hand also dissolving as his lips met Gaia's.

Slowly but surely, se melted into him and placed her hands on his chest, savoring every second of the kiss. She never knew something could feel so... wonderful. She tried to stay awake, but she was emotionally and physically spent as sleep got a hold of her. And as soon as she did, the sand started to hiss more and began to crawl towards Gaia. It all stopped when Naruto blasted the area with his KI, making Gaia shiver in her sleep as he pressed his forehead against hers.

Naruto stood in a rather normal looking desert. The sky was blue with a scorching sun up above, the sands were all tan as they should be. The only noticeable thing about Gaia's mindscape was the large sandstorm happening in front of him, a paper tag loosely inside it as the silhouette of a large shape stood in the middle, trying to claw at the tag. Naruto slowly walked toward the sandstorm, the shape seeming to become more desperate to grab the tag. Now that he was closer, Naruto could see the tag was crumbled and old, also having the kanji for 'Seal' on it. He growled at how poorly it was done, and decided that he would fix it the moment the opportunity presented itself.

Entering the sandstorm like it wasn't even there, Naruto saw that Shukaku himself was standing in the eye of it all, shaking like a leaf the second he saw Naruto. "Shukaku, I'm getting pretty fucking annoyed here. Either die now and expect me to haunt you afterwards, or keep your fucking hands off Gaia. That includes her mind. Or I am going to destroy your already fucked up mind should you do something to her." Naruto growled out, his hands flexing as he got the feeling to slice the Tanuki's throat open. Shukaku quickly nodded, scared out of his wits. He would rather die than have to suffer through whatever the hell this kid was thinking, if that small bit of insanity was anything to go by. And as a master of insanity himself, he knew that the more insane they are, the more easier they are to snap at you.

With that, Naruto left Gaia's mind. Shukaku didn't even knew he was holding his breath until he fell to the ground from lack of oxygen. and the strain of Naruto's KI.

Sakura growled in annoyance as she was nearly stabbed in the stomach by Orochimaru's Kusanagi(Sp?), only safe because Shishi managed to tackle her at the last second. She was sure tht her ten minutes were almost all up, and wanted to end this quickly. Telling Shishi she was fine, she stood just as Orochimaru finished going through his hand signs and playing his final trump card. "Forbbiden-arts: Impure World Resurrection!" he said, three coffins slowly rising from the ground in front of the sannin.

"Shishi, now!" said Sakura, earning a nod from the demon as he ran forward and leapt towards the coffins.

Slamming his hands on to the first while his tails landed on the other two, he shouted, "Soul Release!" The coffins all fell open, three bodies coming out. Two of them were the teammates of Kin, but the third was a re-haired girl with glasses and was wearing rags.

"Karin!" called out the red-haired girl from one of the barrier's corners as she released her post and ran to the other girl.

"Shit! Ukon, get over there quickly!" called a rather feminine looking guy as the head behind his neck separated into an identical looking person and went to the spot the red-head was on. "Damn it Tayuya! I'm gonna kill you the instant this is all over!"

"Shut the hell up!" she called back as she reached the younger girl. "Karin! Karin please wake up!" she pleaded, listening to the unconscious girl breath and making sure her pulse was strong. When she was sure the girl would live, she turned angrily at Orochimaru. "You fucking bastard! You said you'd leave my sister alone!" Tayuya suddenly began to breath heavily when Orochimaru focussed all his KI on her.

"You little worm. Do you honestly believe that you should be saying that to someone you know is stronger than you?" he asked angrily, aiming the Kusanagi at her and letting it extend, ready to impale her. However, both her and Karin were grabbed by tails and were dragged over next to SHishi, who returned to Sakura's side.

Sakura took out a small container that held a light-brownish liquid in it. Looking back and forth from Shishi to the bottle, she sighed and thought, 'Might as well have some fun before I die.' she suddenly grabbed Shishi's hair and pulled, causing the demon to scream in pain and letting her pour the liquid down his throat. Screaming at the top of her lungs, she shouted to the heavens, "FORGIVE ME KAMI FOR I HAVE SINNED!" She then quickly ran away, taking the two girls with her, and ran next to the the kages while running through hand signs in a panic. She quickly slammed her hands into the ground and a black transparent wall appeared in front of her, cutting off Shishi and Orochimaru.

Orochimaru was confused when the boy began to tremble. From pain perhaps? He was more confused when his head would twitch, or when he would... giggle? Yes. Shishi was giggling like a little kid, and it soon turned into a cackle, and finally into a full blown laugh as his pupils enlarged and covered his entire eye. "YOU'RE MINE NOW, BITCH!"

Hmmm... I see this is longer than the other chapters, and I guess it's an improvement. Wouldn't you agree? If you don't, then oh well!

Yes, I know I'm fucked up. I think I put Stitch in because I was playing Kingdom Hearts 2, and I saw that he was a summon. So my brain was like, "My Story + Stitch = Fun" and it just happened! If you don't like him, then sorry but I have to have someone taking care of the twins. Who better then the lovable little ball of fur?

O.O

I think I just doomed Konoha...

Oh well! Please review my friends!

Ja ne!