Hello everybody! Thank you so much for all the awesome reviews, and I probably wold say that I love. Unfortunately, I don't swing both ways. I'm a straight dude who prefers chicks, so...

I love you all in a family way. Yeah, I think it doesn't sound gay, nor am I suggesting anything. The point is, THANK YOU FOR THE REVIEWS! Also, you can ignore this whole thing. I'm just being retarded.

Anyway, it seems that Deidara continues to win. Man, this is going to be hectic.

To Shihouin Shunshin: I think people like making chicks bi because it raises the chances of having a threesome much sooner. If not, then it seems I'm the only one who has that reason.

I own nothing besides my OCs.

So it was finally over. After Orochimaru had made a cowardly escape, Naruto had to stop Stitch. The blue little guy nodded and waved before running to the Namikaze estate. It was decided the first day they met that he would live there from now on. After that, well, it was pretty damn annoying. Tying up the enemy, telling the civilians it was all over, and even worse was when the nin around him questioned him regarding the demon foxes.

He just shrugged and said, "My summons." before continuing on helping out as best as he could without yelling at the people that annoyed him. Mainly the red-head in his house. "Please calm yourself." he groaned while running a hand through his hair.

"How the fuck can I be calm? I'm marked by Orochimaru, and I already told you fuckers what I know about Orochi-teme! Now when he gets his injuries fixed, he'll activate the curse mark and kill me!"

"And like I said, I can take it off. You just have to trust me."

"You're asking me to strip for you, fucker!"

"I said you had to let me see your shoulder, not your whole body."

"Well I still don't believe you can actually take it off, retard!" It continued somewhat like this. Tayuya and Karin lived for some time in Naruto's house, until it all calmed down. Once it did, Naruto asked the Sandaime if the girls could have his protection. When you were a kind master to a very nice girl like Kin, you couldn't say no. Especially when she used the puppy dog eyes.

So, Karin and Tayuya were staying in his house for the time being. And when he did ask the Sandaime, the only option they had was to be turned into slaves. Obviously, Tayuya didn't like it. Karin asked if they had to wear the same as Kin, and Naruto was going to say no, but Akyo jumped in and shouted, "Hell yeah!"

"I told you already, you just have to trust me!" he growled for what felt the millionth time. If Shishi hadn't taken Nel and Shippo with him to Sakura's house, the twins would've been rich because of all the cussing coming from Tayuya.

"I barely know you, you idiot!" Having had enough, Naruto brought Red-queen, revved it up, then sliced right into Tayuya's shoulder. Said red-head screamed and fell back, clutching her shoulder as the seal began to be ripped off. She was waiting for the pain, but was confused when she felt nothing. In fact, it felt like a horrible substance was being washed away for the first time in many years. "W-what?" she whispered while looking at her ripped shirt, showing the smooth skin. Nothing of the mark was left, not a single dot. She no longer felt that horrible presence on the back of her mind. For the first time, she felt like there was no one watching her. She was free.

"N-nee-chan! The mark is gone!" said Karin while looking at Tayuya's shoulder and rubbing the spot where the mark once was. Naruto put Red-queen away while sighing and mumbling.

"And she said I couldn't. Well I showed her!" he sat back down on the couch with his hands behind his back. Nearly three seconds later he was tackled by Tayuya, who had her face on his chest as she began to cry and hug him relentlessly.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you..." she wept into his chest, earning a smile from Naruto.

"Don't worry. I'm happy to help if it's within my abilities." he said while making small circles on her back. She sniffed a bit more before going limp. Naruto quirked an eyebrow when he found that she was sleeping. 'Well, it is an aftereffect of using Red-queen. Ripping the seal and all. Might as well let her-' His thoughts were cut off when he noticed that Kin was on her knees and was laying her head on his lap, Karin was sitting next to him and her head was on his shoulder, Akyo was now behind him, having used her shadow weaving to place her chest behind his back, and Hikari was using his other arm. He wasn't sure why, but he suddenly had the urge to sleep and let the girls continue to sleep on him.

"Well this is interesting." came a voice he knew well. He turned his head slightly to see Sakura there with a smile on her face. "Don't you look happy, surrounded by women and all." she teased, earning a slight growl from Naruto. "Kidding, kidding. Anyway, I've been looking around the village and found that people really seem to be kissing up to you. They're making a lot of effort into not only loving you, but I overheard some of them saying something of actually celebrating with you."

"Heh. So no more torture? Oh well, I guess they know better than to mess with me from now on. And I'm guessing your mom is still screeching." He smirked when Sakura's eye twitched.

"I don't get it. I tell her that I learned these things from a guy I met, and she goes ballistic and mumbles about demons. I wish she would just shut up. She's been trying to get Hokage-sama to speak to her, but he's been ignoring her."

"She'll more than likely accuse me of being the cause of this. Well, might as well make her squeal like a pig!" he said excitedly.

"Hey! Naruto, I may not be happy with her and all, but she's still my mom! And she's been acting, weird." she mumbled the last part to herself.

"Did you know she once wanted to skin me alive?" he asked like was asking for the time. Sakura nearly gagged in her own saliva when what he said finally got through.

"W-what?" she whispered incredulously.

"No, seriously. She really did try to skin me alive. Only got up to my elbow before the ANBU were there. Unfortunately, she got away and never suffered the consequences." Naruto explained while shrugging. "Very mean lady, never really liked me. Not that I care what she thinks of me, but it gets annoying every now and then."

"So mom..." Sakura sat down as she tried to process everything she was just told. The confusion then turned into acceptance, then anger. 'She tried to kill Naruto! Worse, she tried to torture him!' she thought angrily.

"Don't worry though, she can't do jack shit now. Though, it's nice that you care so much about me." he assured her, smiling widely. Sakura smiled back, but it seemed forced. 'Guess she doesn't see her mother in the same light as before.' he thought while chuckling. 'Is it me, or am I becoming darker? Meh, whatever.' he thought. "I should probably do something. I hate wasting time. Then again, this sin't a waste, but I still want to do something." He sighed as he melted into shadows, then got out of the circle of girls.

"Wow. I think just about any guy would've killed to be in your spot." she said while pointing at the girls, all of which were cuddling up to Akyo now.

"Yeah well, I'm more of an action type of guy." he said with a perverted smile on his face. Sakura got red and smacked him on the back of the head.

"Baka!" she hissed as Naruto pouted like a child.

"Sakura~" he whined like a little kid, earning a giggle from the Haruno. "Not funny, nee-chan." he grumbled, but walked to the kitchen with a smirk on his face. "You hungry?"

"Nah, I already ate. So how have you been so far?"

"Nothing really, I help out, people go out of their way to alleviate me of the work. It's annoying, but I always find ways to do some work. Transformation jutsu do that type of crap."

"Huh." she grunted while eating a grape off of the fruit basket. Just when Naruto was about to dig into the ramen he prepared, Shishi appeared with the twins on his back.

"Please, save me." he mumbled before collapsing. He looked pretty pale, and he seemed to be very exhausted. The twins didn't seem to notice and went ahead on jumping on his back like a trampoline.

Nearly a day later, Naruto sighed for what felt like the fiftieth time that day. "No, I insist. I really would like to help." Naruto said while gently taking the hammer and nails from the old woman's hand.

"A-are you sure, Naruto-sama. I mean, I-I honestly believe that I can do this myself." said the old lady while smiling at him.

He showed his own foxy smile and said, "If you wish to work as well, you can work alongside me. I've been doing little here, and just because my father was the Yondaime doesn't mean I'm gonna sit back and watch others do all the work. Besides, I've been itching to do something for you. You've always been nice to me, it's only fair to help you out." said Naruto. He was currently helping the landlady repair his old home, it being nearly destroyed by one of Orochimaru's snakes.

"Are you sure?" she asked nervously, earning another smile from Naruto.

"More sure than the fact that Sasuke is doing little to help out." he said, his smile turning slightly evil as the landlady also smirked. It was well known that the last 'Loyal' Uchiha was currently recuperating from his battles. The guy was found bloody and beaten, but alive. When he awoke, he said he wasn't sure who attacked him. That he was attacked from behind and knocked out. However, it was obvious that someone was torturing him for a while, it the scratches and bite marks were anything to go by. No one ever noticed how Shishi was smiling for a full twenty-four hours.

"Well then, I suppose I will help. Thank you Naruto-sama."

"Hey! You always called me Naruto, and I don't want that to change just yet!" he joked while poking her side. She laughed and nodded her head before continuing. Naruto made a few clones and ordered them to get a few more supplies, and soon the building was almost as good as new. Now they had to let the paint dry, and that was being taken care of by Naruto's clones using wind manipulation.

Pretty soon, Naruto's clones were going around and helping the civilians and other nin in whatever possible. At first people were shocked to find nearly a hundred Naruto's in one area, but they soon took advantage of it and helped as well.

However, there was quite a commotion happening in the interrogation department. Apparently, Shishi managed to get in and torturing again and again all the prisoners he saw, all of them begging for mercy. Ibiki nearly hugged the demon, but settled with a simple pat on the back. That itself was enough to get Shishi some respect, as the last time Ibiki patted anyone on the back was when Naruto was there and helping on finding out if a guy raped an innocent girl or not. They guy did, and was tortured for twelve hours by Naruto when he threw Ibiki out and locked the door.

Meanwhile, a clone of Naruto's was suddenly pulled into an alleyway. "Come here," hissed a voice. "I need to talk to you." The clone suddenly felt its neck being sliced open by a kunai before it dispelled, letting the memories return to the original. It wasn't fifteen minutes later that the real Naruto appeared at the entrance of the alley.

"Hey Anko-chan." he greeted when he entered the dark alley. "I'm guessing you want to talk to me." He suddenly found himself pinned to the wall by the same woman he had just called out.

"G-gaki..." she hissed in a threatening way, but Naruto could detect the underlying nervousness. "... I've heard you can rip off seals. No doubt you know about my own little problem." her voice wavered as she mentioned her own seal. "Take it off or I rip your neck open."

"Really? Well that'll be interesting, but will you really carry out through the threat?" he asked while quirking an eyebrow, a knowing look on his face. Anko pressed her kunai into his neck more to intimidate, blood coming off on the blade. But even then, Naruto's smirk didn't even waver. She was silent for a moment before her resolve finally broke. Her shoulders shook as she collapsed and almost hit the floor, but Naruto's arms wrapped around her and held her in place as she cried into his shoulder.

"Please... please j-just free me from this. I'll be your whore, I'll do whatever you want. I-if you want to fuck me, I'll gladly bend over. You want me to suck you off, I'll open up. Just please take this damn thing off!" she begged before practically screaming. Through all this Naruto's expression was stoic, and Anko was fearing that he wouldn't do anything. He finally smiled at her and kissed her lightly on the lips, something she wasn't expecting and that she unconsciously enjoyed greatly. She was never kissed before, and this one made her feel loved and wanted. Unfortunately, the seal felt her happiness and began to cause her pain for a second.

"I think that's all I want for now. You want to do something else, then it's up to you, Anko-chan." he whispered into her ear as he unsealed Red-queen. He revved it up and sliced into Anko's shoulder, ripping the jacket but leaving the skin unharmed. Slowly, a snake appeared out of Anko's shoulder before it was ripped to shreds and then sucked into Red-queen. When it ended, Anko fell limp into his arms and slept, her face finally calm. "Sleep well, Anko-chan." he whispered and kissed her again, before making a clone and sending him to take Anko to her home.

Naruto sighed as he walked down the streets. It wasn't so bad now, people seemed to stop glaring at him completely. Unfortunately, or fortunately if you see it that way, it seemed that every girl was going out of their way to get his attention.

Heck, one of them was wearing a more revealing copy of his old jumpsuit. It had an orange skirt that barely covered her thighs, an orange jacket like his old one that was open to show a black shirt that didn't cover her belly. The outfit got his attention for a good three minutes before he smiled at her nervously and walked away. All in all, it was rather unusual. And now he was being stalked by a bunch of girls, and even a few kunoichi who he could practically feel were drooling at his backside.

He sighed as he once again teleported to his house, the only safe place he could be from all the fangirls (From now on, Teleporting will mean that he's using the Hiraishin. I'm getting annoyed of having to say it a lot.). He was then tackled by two little black lumps that shouted, "Naguto-sama!"

"Hey Nel, Shippo. How've you two been?" he asked them

"Fine! We's been dra-ing." said Nel while Shippo nodded his head in agreement. Naruto noticed that a few of the walls had scribbles on them and he could hear the slight sound of a brush being used upstairs. It seemed that Kin was already beginning to clean it up.

"Well, next time you should use some paper rather than the walls. It would be nice to have a clean house you know." Naruto suggested while trying not to sound angry. I mean come on! This belonged to his parents once and he didn't want it vandalized, even if it was unintentionally.

"O-kai!" the twins say in unison, before letting go of Naruto and going off to color some more. This time on paper of course. He goes upstairs and sees that, sure enough, Kin is cleaning the walls with a sponge and a bucket of water. By the amount of sweat on her forehead and the wet walls, Naruto surmised that the twins started around the time he left to help out the village.

"Take a break Kin. I'll leave a few clones to finish this up." he said while patting her shoulder, the brunet nodding her head in appreciation and rinsing the sponge one more time. Naruto made the clones and returned to his father's office, which was now his as well. A few seals were around the room, all of them either explosion seals, suppression seals, and a few storage seals. He grumbles about the mess and makes two clones, ordering them to clean the place up.

His thoughts then wandered to the red-headed sisters in his care. Apparently, Orochimaru wanted someone with the ability to sense chakra much better than the normal shinobi could. Karin was one of the first to be able to use that ability, but she could barely control her chakra. Heck, she could detect the various ANBU going around the entire village. The problem was that her chakra was slowing down more and more, and Naruto had a thought that it would soon stop completely. Should that happen, then she wouldn't be able to become a ninja at all. But besides the chakra, nothing was wrong with her. Tayuya was great at genjutsu, especially when it involved using the sound from her flute. Not to mention, she knew a bunch of very nice tunes that lulled the twins to sleep.

When she was first in his house, she was very loud and scared, mainly because of the thought that Orochimaru would kill her any second now. But after she was freed, she became more... submissive... as in, she practically threw herself at the chance to please Naruto. When he asked about this, she would smile and say something about how she practically owed her life to him. He would simply shrugged and smiled at her, sometimes missing the deep blush she got and the way she would stare at him a lot.

Looking at a few of the seal around, he sighed as he brushed a single line into one before slapping it onto the back of one of the clones. The clone was then blown up by the power of probably twenty firecrackers, the other clone looking at Naruto strangely.

"Okay, now I know I'm crazy. I'm now starting to use my own seals on myself. True, you guys are clones, but it's still me. You think I'm crazy?" Naruto mumbled, then asked the remaining clone.

"I dunno boss. You've been doing that a lot lately, and you seem to think more on the fact that you might be turning crazy. You might want to see a psychiatrist or something."

"Maybe... I really need to do something. And that's another thing, why the hell am I always itching to do something. Heck, romping with AKyo barely fazes me now, and I get out of the house a lot more than I ever did."

"Maybe you're getting over confident."

"Yeah..." Naruto trailed off as he threw a kunai at the clone's head, dispelling it instantly. The doorbell rang and he teleported to it, hoping it would be something he needed to do. Unfortunately, it was an ANBU with a tiger mask. "Oh. Tenzo. Let me guess, it's the council."

"Yeah. And please call me Tora when I'm in the uniform, Naruto-san."

"Fine, fine. Let's go." he mumbled, then grabbed the ANBU by the shoulder before teleporting to the council chambers.

Wow. This seems more of a filler than anything else. And I might show the surprise concerning Tora in the next chapter. heh, this is going to be sweet.

Anyway, please review and hope you guys have a Happy New Year!

Ja ne!