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The next afternoon, Ivy heard a sound outside and looked out. She saw Harley skipping towards the door. She opened the door and opened her arms. Harley almost tackled her in a hug. Ivy returned the embrace.
Black Canary walked up behind Harley and asked "ready to go Ivy?"
"Sure" Ivy said "I might need help with my lab bag, it's heavy."
Harley just looked at her.
"Well, heavy for me" Ivy said.
Harley grabbed the bag and hoisted it up. Ivy grabbed the other two and they walked out the door. They stood in the yard and waited.
"What are we waiting for?" Ivy asked.
"The teleporter" Canary said she took out a communicator and said "I said bring us up!"
Ivy felt a strange tingling all over her body.
"This feels weird" Ivy said.
"You get used to it" Canary said.
They appeared on the Watch Tower.
"I got a surprise for ya Red" Harley said.
"Let's take her to her room first" Canary said.
"Do I need to wear my costume too?" Ivy asked looking at Harley and Canary in their costumes.
"If you don't mind" Canary said.
"I guess that's fine" Ivy said.
"Look out for Flash after you change" Harley said.
Canary took Ivy to her room, it was right next to Harley's. Ivy unpacked and came out in a green leotard, knee high green boots and green gloves.
"Ok, Harl" Ivy said "what's this surprise?"
Harley grabbed her by the wrist and began skipping through the Watch Tower. Ivy let Harley drag her along.
Harley stopped and said "close your eyes, no peekin'."
Ivy closed her eyes and let Harley guide her. They went through a door and the temperature and humidity suddenly rose.
"Ok, open your eyes" Harley said.
Ivy opened her eyes and found herself in one of the biggest greenhouses she had ever seen. It even had an artificial stream running through it.
"Welcome to your new greenhouse Red" Harley said "I helped set this up for ya. It's all yours. It even has a lab in the cornah like your greenhouse back home."
Ivy wrapped Harley in a hug and said "thank you Harl! This is amazing!"
"Glad ya like it" Harley said "Supes helped me."
"Superman helped with his?" Ivy asked.
"Yes I did" Superman said behind her, causing her to jump slightly.
She spun around and said "you startled me, but thank you."
"You're welcome" he said "we want you to feel at home here. We just have a concern about your toxic genealogy."
"It isn't airborne" Ivy said "physical contact could be dangerous though. I wouldn't intentionally hurt anyone here, that's why I wear the gloves."
"Would it offend you if we asked you to use a cup and silverware labeled only for you?" He asked.
"Not at all" Ivy said.
"Now, if you need medical treatment?" He asked.
"I can take care of it" Harley said "I'm immune to her poisons."
"Ok" Superman said. He held his hand out and said "welcome aboard."
Ivy shook his hand and said "thank you."
"Breakfast is at eight" he said "I'll leave you to get settled in. See you in the morning."
"Night Supes" Harley said.
Flash shot into the room and yelled "surprise!"
He immediately found himself wrapped in vines with the barrel of Harley's .357 against his head.
Superman chuckled and said "it's ok ladies, it's just Flash."
Harley took the revolver away from his head and put it in the holster. Ivy had the vines release him.
"And I thought I was fast" Flash said "what's your draw time on that pistol?"
"I average about a quarter of a second with my hand on the gun, about two thirds to a full second when I have to reach. The serum Red gave me to make me immune to her and all other toxins increased my reflexes, speed and strength."
"Really?" Superman asked.
"Yeah" Harley said.
"Can you show me?" he asked.
Harley shrugged and said "sure."
She put her hand next to her gun and said "say when."
"Go" Superman said.
Before he finished saying the word, Harley's pistol was pointed at his head.
"Ok" he said "I'm impressed."
"Thanks" Harley said.
She spun the pistol around her finger and put it in the holster.
"Goodnight again" Superman said "come on Flash, and don't try to sneak up on these two again."
"Please" Harley said "I don't wanna go down in history as the girl who accidentally put a bullet in Flash's brain."
Flash gulped and said "no problem."
He ran out of the room.
Harley yawned and said "night Red, see ya tomorrow."
"Goodnight Harl" Ivy said.
Harley went to her room and went to bed. Ivy did the same after unpacking her lab equipment and chemicals. The next morning at seven-thirty, there was a knock on Harley's door.
"Come in" Harley said.
The door opened and Ivy walked in. Harley was still putting the white grease paint on her face.
"Mornin' Red" Harley said "what's up?"
"I just wanted to make sure you were up and ready for breakfast."
"I'm almost ready" Harley said "I won't be too much longah if ya wanna wait."
Ivy sat on the bed and waited. Harley finished putting the grease paint on, put on her eyeliner and lipstick.
"Ok" she said as she pulled her gloves on "let's go get something to eat."
They began walking to the cafeteria.
"Good morning girls" they heard Canary say.
"Mornin' Birdie" Harley said.
"Morning Canary" Ivy said.
"Are you hungry?" Canary asked.
"Big time" Harley said.
"Well" Canary said "if you leave the cafeteria hungry, it's your own fault."
"I like the sound of that" Harley said.
They walked into the cafeteria and got in line. Harley got sugary cereal, bacon and an orange with a glass of chocolate milk. Ivy was amazed and happy to find steamed vegetables and beet juice. They sat at a table in the corner, not expecting anyone to sit with them. To their surprise, Superman, Wonder Woman and of course Flash came to sit with them. As they were finishing up breakfast, an alarm went off.
"What the hell is that?!" Harley yelled.
"The alarm" Superman said "we are needed."
"Cool" Harley said "our first mission Red! I gotta go get my hammer."
"Hold on" Superman said "we need to find out what we're up against first."
"Let's go find out then" Harley said.
"Like a kid at Christmas" Flash said smiling.
Superman, Batman, Flash and Wonder Woman got up and walked towards the information room.
"Coming?" Wonder Woman asked looking at Harley and Ivy.
"You betcha" Harley said as she jumped up.
Ivy stood up and followed. They all stood around the computer and saw Vandal Savage breaking into the zoo, moving towards the elephants.
"Please tell me he is not trying to create Woolly Mammoths again" Flash said.
"Who is that?" Ivy asked.
"Vandal Savage" Wonder Woman said "he is an immortal. He was a caveman who was given immortality and great intelligence."
"So bullets don't hurt him?" Harley asked.
"They hurt him" Flash said "they just don't kill him."
Harley smiled slightly and asked "what zoo is that?"
"The New York Zoo" Superman said.
Harley's grin grew as she said "sounds good to me. I need permission to temporarily free two othah animals."
"More wild animals?" Wonder Woman asked.
"Not as wild as you think" Harley said "me and Red can handle it. Ya can send a League membah with us if ya want."
"I'll go" Superman said.
"Do me a favah and stay on the sidelines until we need ya" Harley said.
"Very well" Superman said.
They all ran to the teleporters.
"Let's go" Harley said as they all disappeared.