(Sniffsniff) so I wasn't original with Tora's kittens? Oh well, guess I'll have to try harder. At least I made a kitten that's always after Naruto, right? Like having a Konohamaru with claws! (Shrug) How has everyone been everyone?
Sorry I'm late, I just had writer's block. And a brain flood. As in, so many ideas hit my head that I started making a shitload of random crap. I'm even making a one-shot on Soul Eater, and I'm pretty sure it's original. And because I'm a damn perv... it's smut. So just stay calm, and wait for the next update. Hopefully, I'm making this other fic right.
And I don't plan on abandoning this fic. I would sooner eat broccoli before I stop writing. CURSE YOU BROCCOLI! MAY SATAN FUCK YOU UP!
I guess I should explain a bit to those with the same brain cells as my brother. Tobi is Tobi, Madara is Madara. Simple, yet complex for some. Point is that they're completely different people in this fic. 'Nough said. And if you want it in baby words then go ahead and PM me. And just so you know, Tobi will be speaking in third-person from now on.
I could make Deidara be with Naruto, but then I would really be giving him a handful. Still, I'll think about it. Also, Karin will not be in Naruto's harem. Gotta let it down a bit, ne?
I own nothing besides the things I made.
Oh, and now I get it. So Chidori and Raikiri are similar, but Chidori is weaker. Raikiri is better, so no more need to explain. Especially since What the hey.
"I still don't see why I have to wear these." murmured Itachi while staring at the contacts on his hands.
"I told you, it helps you see better. Or do you want me to get you glasses with thick lenses?" Itachi quickly shook his head, as he did not want to be using one of those huge things. With that settled, Naruto sat crossed legged and sat in front of Tobi, who was shuffling cards and passing them out to two clones Naruto made. Sitting down, he mumbled, "Okay Tobi. I hope you know how to play poker, 'cause I really don't feel like explaining."
"Is it like Go Fish?" Naruto's eye twitched at the thought of having to teach it to Tobi when he just wanted to play.
So, being the 'nice' guy he is, he said, "Yeah, except you say Royal Flush or something else." Tayuya and Deidara snickered while shaking their heads, both returned to their conversation. And nearly ten seconds later, Jiraiya crashed through the door, froze, stared for a good five seconds, and fainted. They all blinked at him before shrugging and returning to their own business.
(In A Dark Cave)
The projection of a man could be seen in front of a statue. The statue looked like some petrified zombie with nine eyes and its hands were in chains. "Where are they?" he demanded to the gathered nin around him.
"Don't know," said the only one that wasn't a projection. He looked like something Orochimaru would make by mixing shark DNA with a human's and had a large sword on his back that was bandaged up. "Itachi-san, Tobi, and Deidara-san were talking last time I saw them. I'm not sure where they went, but they seemed to be in a hurry."
"Whatever the reason is, find them immediately!" growled out the leader as his projection disappeared. In a tower, Pein sighed as he turned to the man standing behind him. "I don't know what they are doing, but I know that they are no longer with us."
"Though Deidara and Itachi were useful, I'm sure that Tobi is expandable. The fool never did do much, besides being slightly faster than normal people. But his mind was barely mush, so I can easily act like him. I'm getting tired of doing very little." murmured a voice, two eyes with the Sharingan shining in the darkness. Pein nodded and left the room, allowing Madara to think on his next plan. 'Damn. Without Itachi, my plans for Sasuke are ruined. However, his hatred for his older brother will still be of use to me. No matter what they say, Sasuke will always hate Itachi.' he thought while smirking, placing an exact replica of Tobi's mask on his own face.
(Back With Naruto)
"SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON!" shouted Jiraiya, looking more scared than ever. It might have had something to do with the clay centipede Deidara placed around his waist, Tayuya holding her flute that was ready to be jammed into his throat, the multiple kunai that Itachi and Tobi had on his legs and arms, and Naruto's blades ready to be shoved into his stomach. They were all smiles, though Itachi had his eyebrow quirked to show he was amused.
"Welcome back, Jiraiya!" Naruto said while smirking.
"Hi there! Tobi's happy to meet Jiraiya-sama!" Tobi greeted happily, flashing a peace sign at the pinned sannin. Jiraiya couldn't respond lest he have his neck sliced by a flute, so he smiled nervously at the boy(?).
They let the man up, allowing him to crawl back into a corner, bring his hands up as a pathetic form of protection, and shouted, "Please don't kill me! I always thought Tsunade would kill me the day I got the nerve to grope her!" That got a few eyebrows raised, as well as KI being flooded into the room by two pissed off kunoichi. After all, Tsunade was a woman that was to be respected, being the strongest kunoichi in the elemental nations.
"You're an embarrassment to humans, Jiraiya." mumbled Naruto, rolling his eyes and walking out of the door with the two other males following him. "I hope you live... okay, I'm lying. I could care less if you lived or not." Naruto called back, and Tobi finally closed the door. Jiraiya was confused for a moment, before he heard knuckles cracking and soon found himself in more pain than ever before. Outside, the three males winced every time Jiraiya made a shrieking sound, or the sound of snapping was heard. Or it sounded like his organs were being ripped apart. Naruto decided that he did care a bit about the poor man, and even pitied him. To an extent
"MY GNADS!" they heard him scream, and they cringed while hoping the poor man would have the wonderful embrace of death. Another three minutes passed before Deidara came back with all three of her mouths grinning wildly, and Tayuya looked like she had a crate full of chocolates. Naruto learned quickly that that was her favorite thing to eat, seeing as most of his fridge was almost always empty of anything that had chocolate.
"Better! Un." chirped Deidara, clasping her hands behind her back. "Shall we go now?" The two women walked down the hall and allowed the men to look into the room.
"Um, Naruto-aniki? Itachi-sempai?" asked Tobi as he looked at the two 'older' men. Both of which continued to look and only grunted to show they were listening. "What's that black thing that's smoking? And why does it smell like burned meat in here?"
"That, Tobi..." began Itachi, only for Naruto to finish.
"... is what happens to foolish perverts like Jiraiya." mumbled the jinchuriki, his face devoid of everything besides pity as he walked into the room. While he wasn't skilled in medical jutsu, his youki simply knew his intent and did as it was told. That also meant he had to concentrate extremely hard.
If he wanted to heal something, he needed to place that intention alone into the youki. If he didn't, one of two things would happen. First is that the youki would do nothing more than make the person into a hyperactive maniac, mostly because it destroyed a few brain cells and replaced them with pure youki. The second was that it would kill them, either acting as a poison or a type of acid. Oh yeah, it always disposed of the bodies whenever he killed some villagers. Yeah, he loved his village alright. He never said anything about the people living in it though.
He slowly healed the poor sannin, making sure to relocate both his arms. And put the leg straight again. And make sure the fingers were untwisted. And re-hinge the jaw. Know what, he had to fix the whole body!
"Jiraiya, I honestly believe you will die in the most comical way possible." Itachi said while shaking his head. Once Naruto was done, he stood up and walked out of the room. Itachi then patted the man on the shoulder before also exiting, leaving Tobi to look down at the man.
Tobi just stood there, his only visible eye showing pity for the man. "Is Jiraiya-sama okay? Does he want Tobi to take him to a hot spring?" he asked innocently, since Naruto had told him that the toad hermit liked hot springs for his 'research'. Jiraiya smiled at the boy and nodded, already liking the kid. Too bad he didn't see the mischievous glint in Tobi's eye.
(Konoha: Namikaze Estate)
Something rather... interesting is happening in Naruto's home. More precisely, his room.
"A-are you sure o-of this, Akyo-san?" asked Hinata, her face almost glowing because of the blush that reached a bit below her neck. Haku was next to her, just as red. Mainly because they were both completely naked, and Akyo was currently taking measurements using strips of shadow.
"Yes, I'm sure. Don't worry, you two will look great. Besides, even though Naruto-kun doesn't wear orange, it's still his favorite color. So let's just make you two some clothes so that he can't possibly resist, okay?" chirped Akyo, taking the measurement to Hinata's chest and squeezing her breast a bit.
(AN: Okay! Kids, wait until you see more bold words and then you can read. If you are eighteen and older, go ahead. Those of you who are not, close your eyes and just skip to the next AN. YURI ALERT!)
Hinata gasped and her face did light up, making Haku wonder if the girl's head would act as a second sun for the whole house. "Ooh! Sensitive are we?" cooed the vixen, her hands suddenly grabbing Hinata's tits and letting the measuring-shadow fall to the floor.
The Hyuuga heiress squirmed as she moaned quietly, unnoticeably turning Haku on. Though the ice user still tried to stop it by saying, "P-perhaps we should get back to-eep!" She suddenly had her wrists and ankles restrained by four tails extending and picking her up, one of Akyo's hands reaching out and squeezing her ass. While Haku might not have much in the chest department, she made up for it with her luscious and round butt.
"Oh, don't worry ladies. I can tell you two haven't touched yourselves in a while. So why not just enjoy it a bit, okay?" Akyo asked sweetly, her hands never stoping in rubbing and pinching Hinata's nipples, nor lightly making circles around Haku's ass hole. She seemed to enjoy making the human girls mewl in her hands, sending youki to her hands to make pleasurable vibrations run across the girls' skin.
"Mmm... A-Akyo-s-saaahhhnnn... Wha-whaaaat are yohhhhh doing?" Hinata whimpered, her hands tied behind her back because one of Akyo's tail left Haku and made sure the heiress couldn't resist. Not that she would or anything truth be told, Hinata couldn't think straight right now. Akyo only giggled as her hand began to lower, her face coming closer toHaku's snatch as she gave a test lick to the teen's swelled lips. Haku moaned and bucked her hips, Akyo's nose rubbing a bit against her swollen clit as her tongue entered her pussy. Akyo's hand finally reached its target as she sensually rubbed Hinata's nether lips.
"Te-he. You two girls will make Naruto rather horny. He can barely restrain himself when around aunt Hikari. He can tell she's in heat, though it's mainly because Naruto-kun is so strong." murmured the vixen, moaning out the last two words. And as soon as she did, two of her fingers entered either girl's sacred area, making them moan more and move their hips to get more of the friction. "Hmmm... I think I'm going to enjoy letting you two sleep with Naruto-kun when he decides to ravish all of us." Akyo said, giggling like a pervert as her fingers rubbed against a rather sensitive spot in both girls. They came instantaneously, the vixen behind between them grinning as her hands were coated in the cum.
(Okay, I think that's all for now. Sorry, but it was mainly just fingering and some licking. Nothing much. Kids, go ahead and start reading. I'm sure you're going to love this part...)
(Outside The Door)
There was a little something Akyo forgot about before she began playing around with the girls. Actually, two little somethings. Nel and Shippo tilted their heads to the side as they heard the moans of the two girls. For a second they were confused. Before they came to a horrible, 'realization'.
"Y-you don think..." gasped Nel, only for Shippo to nod and look scared himself.
"Yah. Akyo-nee-sama is gonna eet Hina-chan and the Hakup lady!" he whispered, his little knees trembling as he heard the moaning of 'pain' continue. Running away quickly, they searched around the house and finally found who they were looking for. "Stitch!"
The little blue stopped drinking his orange juice from the bottle Kin gave him. He may have strong teeth, but for some reason he liked using the bottle. "Eeh." he called, showing he was listening.
"CHAAAAGGGEEEEE!" shouted Shippo as he and Nel held Stitch above their heads, charging towards Naruto's room. Using the blue summon as a battering ram, they full speed towards the door and slammed his head into the door. The door instantly gave in, since they enhanced the run with a bit of youki. They were still young, so the most they did was unhinge the door and then slam into it, resulting in the door to fall down. Shippo, Nel, and Stitch all looked to see that Hinata, Haku, and Akyo were all under the sheets. "Oh. Dei wernt being eeting." Shippo said innocently.
The two humans there blushed since, figuratively, they were being eaten. By a very sexy fox-girl that knew how to use her tails, hands, and mouth. Too bad that Stitch was old enough to know what was happening, and immediately had a nose-bleed. Since the twins were still holding on to him, the three short organisms were rocketed backwards and out of the room, all the way down the hallway, down the stairs, and into the living room in a crumpled heap.
Akyo blinked and shrugged before looking back at the girls with a grin. Nervously, Hinata asked, "D-did this k-kill the mood?" When Akyo shook her head, Hinata sighed and mumbled, "Darn." before Akyo continued.
Another filler. Yeah... Sorry, I got minor writer's block.
Anyway, this is for me to just be stupid while I think up the rest of the story. Please review!
Ja ne!