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I finished the Soul Eater One-shot, so please check it out. That is, unless you're under 18. Then you can't read it.
Also, I had the hugest fucking writer's block. That's why I haven't updated. And 'cause I've been rewriting chapter 33. And why I am forcing myself to do this so I'm not making myself look stupid by doing the thing I hate most. (My profile says I hate it when people don't update.)
Man, Kuroshitsuji is some weird shit. But Grell is a funny dude, so I guess it's semi-fine.
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Naruto was sure that his eye was nothing but a blur because of how fast it was twitching. Not only did they have to go to another town to find Tsunade, but now Tobi was singing something on the Wizard of Oz. And he had been repeating the same song. For three hours! He wasn't alone, as Deidara continued to make more and more bombs while sealing them away, one for each time Tobi had sung that same tune. Though he had to at least bow down to the 'young' man. Had he not known any better, he would have thought that they were probably cousins. On the last town, Tobi showed he was a natural at pulling pranks.
Funny what you can do with three bottles of pink dye, red feathers, and a hundred Shadow-clones disguised as civilians. And said clones exploding into a large mushroom of pink dye while a bunch of Deidara's birds threw feathers all over the town. "We're off to see the wizard! The wonderful Wizard of Oz!" continued Tobi... again.
"Tobi, good boys are quiet when the rest are trying to find a person." Itachi murmured, seemingly right when Naruto was a second from releasing his blades. He liked Tobi and all, but there was a limit about how much you can hear the same damn song. As soon as Tobi heard that, he stopped singing and just skipped along happily.
Turning to Itachi, Naruto growled out, "You're an evil man. You could've said that earlier." he said, seeing the mirth in the Uchiha's eyes. Uchiha are strange creatures. All of them. They finally decided to just go ahead and get something to drink. Legally, Naruto was an adult. Therefore, he needed to get his ass drunk before he killed someone. And if he did kill someone while drunk, then at least the wonderful excuse of being drunk cover it all up. Maybe...
They entered a nearby bar and almost instantly, Jiraiya's eyes bulged as he happily cried out, "Tsunade-hime!"
A beautiful woman with large breast, wearing a grey robe of sorts with blue pants and high heeled sandals looked up from her staring contest against the cup in her hand. "Jiraiya? What the hell are you doing here?" she shouted in confusion, her cheeks slightly pink because of the alcohol. Naruto resisted the urge to Hirashin to Sarutobi's office and slap the man across the face. This was supposed to be the next Hokage? This drunk woman who, apparently, has been running from her past? Seriously?
"So this is Tsunade." he murmured under his breath, noting that despite not looking like much, she still seemed to be ready to attack. He looked behind him and noticed that the only one behind him was Tayuya and Jiraiya. He walked over to the table and sat down in front of Tsunade, Tayuya sitting next to him while Jiraiya brought up a chair. "Nice to meet you." he greeted, smiling kindly. Mostly because he was glad that he didn't have to look for her anymore.
"Okay then, I have something to tell you Tsunade." began Jiraiya, both beginning to converse about Konoha wanting her to become the new Hokage while Naruto and Tayuya began to talk with Shizune.
"I'm not going to go back to that village." Tsunade growled out, reminding Naruto of why they were here.
"So can we go now?" Naruto asked to Jiraiya, catching Tsunade's attention as well. It seemed that she was so drunk, she didn't notice Naruto until just now.
"And who the heck are these brats Jiraiya? Did you adopt them or something?"
"Oh, hi. Name's Naruto. And I would sooner stab my own ears and eyes before I let myself be adopted by this pervert." Naruto greeted again, in a completely calm voice. That was enough to show that he was serious.
Tsunade was about to quirk an eyebrow, but then the name finally clicked. "N-Naruto? As in, Kushina-chan's Naruto?" she asked, looking at him like he was a ghost. She suddenly got up and grabbed Naruto before giving him the biggest and strongest hug in the world. Did his spine just snap in two different places? "Naruto!" he heard her cry, and even felt the tear drops fall on his head.
"Um... yeah, it's me." he choked out, his face currently being crushed into her chest. Jiraiya had a look of both envy and betrayal. Unbeknownst to them, Itachi was giving him a similar look. Tobi just thought that Naruto was sleeping in the 'Woman Pillows'. That's what Deidara always called them anyway. But the blond bomber didn't have any, which he found strange. Deidara suddenly got the urge to kill all those that had anything that looked remotely orange-colored.
"Oh dear god, Naruto!" cried Tsunade as she looked like she was trying to crush him. "I thought you were dead! The hospital you were born in was nothing but ruins, your mother's body was barely complete. And you were nowhere to be found!" she said, hiccuping more and weeping into the blond boy. He just stood there, his eyes slightly widening before they softened. Okay, so she thought he was dead. He could forgive her. Somewhat. At least she didn't do anything to earn his ire. Jiraiya for being a pervert, and for knowing he was alive.
"It's okay Tsunade. You didn't know." he said soothingly. "This guy however," he jerked a thumb towards a nervously sweating Jiraiya. ", he did know." Almost instantly, three girls were focusing their maximum KI towards the single sannin. He was pretty sure that he just crapped himself, as he now felt much more... relieved.
"You..." growled out Tsunade, her fists cracking as she raised them both. "Die!" For the rest of the night, the most girlish screams ever to be heard were being emitted by Jiraiya.
The seven ninjas and only pig were now next to a river, Naruto splashing some water over his head to keep him concentrated. Lately, his attention has been slacking. "So let me get this straight." murmured Naruto, rubbing his temples as he thought of what he just heard. "Orochimaru offered to bring back your lover and your brother, correct?" he asked. Currently, he was sporting a few slowly healing bruises. Just as they left the bar, Itachi appeared and nearly got his ass attacked by Tsunade, who believed him to be an enemy. So he had to explain everything to her and everyone else.
"You see, Itachi kinda had no choice. All of the Uchiha clan was going to make a coup and were going to overthrow jiji. So he had to kill all of them and leave Sasuke, who kinda became a maniac." Naruto began to explain. "So he made his way into Akatsuki, met Deidara here, Tobi tagged along, and me and Sarutobi-jiji made a deal so he could come back home. Not only will it bring back some power to Konoha, but it will also fuck up Sasuke's head.!" Naruto said in a straight face. Itachi twitched at the mention of Sasuke getting fucked up, but said nothing. He would get Naruto back for that.
"Okay... but I still don't trust him." murmured Tsunade. Itachi just shrugged. To be honest, he was feeling rather smug for tricking a sannin once. It may seem stupid, but he didn't necessarily have to say which sannin he tricked, right? Deidara rolled her eyes at seeing her friend in his Uchiha glory. Tobi was scared, mainly because he had just witnessed that Tsunade was rather violent. Almost as much as Deidara when Kisame says she's 'PMSing'. She was so angry, that they had to move from five different lairs. It was a hassle, but they managed.
"Anyway, I doubt that Orochimaru will willingly bring back Dan and Nawaki back to life. Did he ask for a sacrifice?" When Tsunade hesitantly nodded, he sighed and ran a hand through his hair. My guess is that he's going to use Impure World Resurrection. It'll be their souls alright, but they will have little to no control over themselves. Orochimaru will just give you nothing but emotionless copies of them." Naruto said with an annoyed look in his eyes.
Tsunade sighed, seeming to have gone into depression. Well, more so than she already was. "So... it was a lie? What will I do now?" she asked, sighing in exhaustion. Too much to do, so many decisions. Just then, Naruto reached out a hand to her.
"You can start by completing both Nawaki's and Dan's dream. Become Hokage and help them with their dreams." he said, nodding towards her. She hesitated and nodded, taking Naruto's hand as a grin formed "What do you say, baa-chan?" That was probably the wrong thing to say, as he was suddenly punched across the face and sent flying, straight into a rock side. Poor thing was turned into rubble as Naruto twitched, groaning as well.
"Don't say that you brat!"
The rest of the week was actually quite interesting. Naruto told Tsunade a good deal about his life and how he was treated. Let it be known that many boulders would have funerals because of all the anger Tsunade took out on the landscape. Naruto laughed nervously, but it was mostly to hide the familiar sensation to fight. He needed a strong opponent, so he happily said that Tsunade could take her anger out on him. The result? Well, people were awakened in the middle of the night by many explosions. And the next day, an entire mountain disappeared.
So now, Tsunade stood in front of Orochimaru, her hands glowing a blue color as the tattered remains of his hands almost reached it. And just as they were a few centimeters away, a scalpel was thrown and cancelled Tsunade's chakra. "Are you betraying me, Tsunade-chan?" asked Orochimaru, not exactly sounding surprised. Tsunade suddenly gave him a smirk he knew didn't belong to her.
"Nah. Just came here to skin you!" 'she' said in a boy's voice, turning into black mist before shrinking into one Uzumaki Naruto. "Shall we have our fun now, Orochi-teme?"
Meanwhile, Shishi sighed and crossed his arms as he stood in front of the council. "So let me get this straight. You want me to take permanent residence in Konohagakure, as well as enlist me in the CRA, and give me a promotion to jonin, correct?" asked the demon, mentally cackling at the humans' stupidity. He never really thought that it would be this easy to get the humans to bend to his will. It was easy to manipulate humans. Do some good here, some bad behind their backs... and they were nothing more than living puppets. Now he could really have some fun, as he saw the heads of the council members nod. 'This is going to be interesting. Let the games begin.' he thought, chuckling lightly as he accepted.
It's much shorter than usual. Damn. To think I made it. I'm sorry, I kinda just made this during the whole day. I'm just tired. My motivation is wavering, but rest assure that I refuse to let this go unfinished. Of course, I'm going to wrap this up some time later. Not sure when, but it won't be soon.
Anyway, please review. I just have to rewrite chapter 33 since I accidentally erased it. And the back up as well.