Huh. I didn't get as many reviews for my one-shot as I expected... Well, whatever.

You know what? FUCK YOU WRITER'S BLOCK! FUCK YOU ALL THE WAY TO HEll! I'm gonna finish this story if I have to slam my head into the desk more than I already do. And this time there will be blood, bitch! Ya hear me?

For the wonderful readers, prepare to hate me.

Now, I know I've said I would pair Naruto up with a bunch of girls, but I'm just gonna slice it down to only six girls. Mainly because it will seem slightly more realistic. So those lucky girls ARE...

1. Akyo (Obviously.)

2. Hinata (Marriage.)

3. Haku (Marriage.)

4. Hikari

5. Anko (Debt... of sorts.)

6. Gaia (I already turned him into a chick. No use not pairing her up with Naruto.)

These will make more sense since Naruto already began a relationship of sorts with them. Okay? And Tayuya will just be a maid or something. I mean, I don't think I've made any signs of there being any other relationship besides the master-servant one going on between her and Naruto. That includes Kin and Karin, so Naruto will just have three kick-ass maids. And an awesome butler if what I have in mind is pulled off right.

Chapter 33 is back, so you can read it now. And I've been reading a shit-load of manga lately. Mainly D. Gray-man, Bleach, some Naruto here and there, Kanokon...

I own nothing. Please enjoy as i slam my head into this desk.

Naruto continued to smirk at Orochimaru, who had an annoyed look on his face. This kid could seriously do some damage if it was true that he was capable of staying on par with the demon that ripped his arms off. Well, the demon was screaming a bunch of strange things, mainly about calling Orochimaru a scaly something. But there were enough hints when the demon said/shouted about the two blonds' fights. Now without his arms, he was pretty much fucked. He tried to play it cool though.

"Where is Tsunade-hime?" he asked, trying to act calm. Though if you have ears on par with that of an Inuzuka, it was easy to hear the slight unease in the snake's question.

"Oh, she's around... somewhere." Naruto said, a sweat drop forming over his head when he remembered drugging their drinks. It wasn't that he didn't trust them, it was just that he wanted them to be safe. Oh who was he kidding, he wanted to kill Orochimaru himself. He loved a good fight, and would happily put his elders to sleep to get said fight. Might seem insane to most, but that's kinda what happens when you have abyss youki running through you. Shishi said it was possible his ancestor was some guy named Alard or something. Alcarth? Whatever! The point was that it was in his blood to fight all strong opponents he can find.

He smiled cheekily and said, "I'm your opponent, so let's get this show on the road!" With that, he unsealed his blades before throwing Red-queen into the air and making multiple one-handed hand signs. "Fire-style: Great Fire-ball jutsu!" he inhaled before breathing out a large flame towards the two other nin. "Hey Kabuto!" Naruto greeted, apparently noticing the boy for the first time. Gravity finally brought Red-queen down as Naruto caught it in reverse grip. He got into a crouching stance with both blades, ready to fight.

Kabuto twitched a bit at the malicious smile Naruto gave him. "Um, hello Naruto-kun. I see you know a good deal of fire and wind jutsu." commented Kabuto lightly, though he knew that the two together would make a powerful combo. And Naruto knew it too.

"Yup. It's actually nice. I can slice and burn. Isn't it great?" Naruto asked, his youki flaring as his features became feral. "Now. Let's see how long you two will last against me, eh?" Naruto lunged at them, slicing at Orochimaru while throwing Kitsune towards Kabuto. On the handle of the blade was a small bit of shadow that extended and turned into a clone. "Abyssal-clone jutsu." Naruto murmured, continuing to attack Orochimaru.

The clone in the meantime was trying to slice off Kabuto's limbs to incapacitate him. After all, a medic can't do much without his hands. Kabuto used one of his scalpels and sliced the clone's neck, expecting it to disperse. instead, it only bled out black smoke as it slowly closed up the wound. Smirking at the shocked nin, the clone continued it's assault and managed to scratch a bit at Kabuto's shoulder.

(Unknown Place)

A pale man in his mid twenties with silver hair was silently walking around a forest, a slight sneer to his face. 'I still can't believe they haven't chosen me as the Kyuubi. I was always stronger than Hikari, yet the damn council don't want me to lead the fox demons. Stupid fools. How can they say that there is someone much stronger out there?' thought the man. He wore a white robes with a red sash around his waist, leather boots and fingerless gloves, and metal wrist-guards. (If you can't tell, it's the robes Altair from Assassin's Creed wears. Except it doesn't have any of the weapons on him, nor their sheaths, and he has his hood down.)

Enraged, his hands grew into sharp claws as he began to slice through the trees. He roared with fury, seven white tails lashing out before being tipped in ice. He growled and opened a portal to the human world. There was one last way to become Kyuubi, and it was in the human world.

(Naruto)

As the abyssal-clone returned his blade and fused to Naruto's shadow, he smirked seeing Kabuto and Orochimaru standing on top of a large purple snake. 'Interesting.' he thought, looking at the snake and trying to see if it would attack any time soon. "My guess is that you are Manda, the boss to the snake-contract." Naruto murmured, looking rather amused. He smirked when he saw Manda's eyes widen slightly at the sight of Naruto.

"Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto. The only Abyssal-hanyou known to the world. I thought they all disappeared when the accursed nospheratu had ceased to exist." Manda said, looking quite uncomfortable fighting a descendant of The Count. Like many other creatures of the past, he was one of many that were monsters even among demons.

"Ah, so I am a descendant of someone famous. How wonderful." Naruto mused out loud, honestly sounding proud. He then shrugged as he sealed away Red-queen. "I don't plan on sealing anything any time soon, so I might as well put this away." he mumbled, holding Kitsune in both hands. He then teleported above the large snake and stabbed downwards, only to have Manda slither away. Said snake was about to try and swallow him whole, but was forced to dodge when a huge knife stabbed the ground its head was once on.

"Aw... I was hoping to get a snake-skin wallet." came a booming voice. Naruto looked over and saw a large toad with red markings around its body, eyes, and mouth. It wore a purple robe, the kanji for 'Chief' on the back in a red circle, bandages around its abdomen, and it had a pipe in it mouth that had some smoke to show he was using it. Looking at the top of his head, Naruto saw Jiraiya on top with an annoyed look on his face.

Next to the toad was a slug just as big, mostly white with a blue hue on its back. On top of its head was Tsunade , Shizune, and Tayuya. Oh, and Ton-ton as well.

"You stupid brat! You have any idea how worried me and the rest were?" he shouted at the chuckling blond. "I'd try smacking you upside the head, but I don't want to loose my hand." grumbled Jiraiya while returning his attention to Orochimaru. "And you! You have any idea how suicidal it is for someone to willingly fight this kid? He's killed so many camps of thugs on our way for looking for Tsunade that I can barely sleep at nights!"

Orochimaru looked annoyed as hell. "Jiraiya. How... unpleasant to see you again."

"I know how you feel. You look as gay as ever." Both men glared at each other like kids while Naruto appeared on the large toad's pipe.

"Yo! Name's Naruto. You must be Gamabunta. Ero-sennin would always say something about you and my dad fighting together." Naruto said while waving like a kid. "Nice to meet you."

"Hmmm... You're definitely Minato's kid. Heck, Minato greeted me the same way. Except he commented on my 'make-up'. Pah! Stupid boy. I crushed him right then and there." Naruto was glad he didn't say anything about it as a sweat drop appeared behind his head. He was actually gonna ask, "What's with the make-up?" but decided to not be attacked by two summons. He didn't have full control over his youki yet, and he didn't want to kill both summons. Just Manda.

He then jumped over next to Jiraiya and said, "We need to kill him quickly. It's probably a bad idea to let this go on longer than I already have." With that, he let his youki return to his body while holding Kitsune at the ready. "Come one already." murmured Naruto, a bit impatient. A flower in the center of the three summons slowly began loosing its petals until there was none, that's when the three summons attacked.

Naruto had to say, it was pretty cool. He was rather entertained really, and stayed out of it for a while. Tayuya and Shizune did a rather great job at keeping Kabuto busy too.

Tayuya quickly blew a few notes on her flute, causing Kabuto to stumble just slightly. It was enough to let Shizune throw a few senbon, though a few were blocked by Kabuto's scalpels. They were aimed to kill him instantly, but he only blocked the lethal ones, causing him to groan in pain. Charging forward, Tayuya almost managed to stab him with her flute, but Kabuto blocked it with his scalpel and quickly placed some distance between himself and the two women. Naruto enhanced it with youki and it now would work almost like a kunai. It was slightly stronger than iron, but she could only stab with it. Being a long-range fighter, she quickly jumped back when the attack failed.

She growled at the cocky grin on Kabuto's face. You know, I won't have to wait long before Orochimaru-sama decides to kill you with the curs-mark." It was Tayuya's turn to smirk smugly. "Now what the hell is there to smile about?" asked Kabuto, slightly annoyed.

"Oh, it's just that Naruto-sama released me a long time ago. I no longer have to fear Orochi-teme bothering me ever again." she said like she was commenting the weather. Kabuto twitched lightly, but showed nothing else to point out he was annoyed.

"Fine then. I guess I'll just have to kill you myself."

"But what about me?" asked someone behind him, suddenly being lifted by the back of his shirt by Tsunade as she threw him a few feet away. He managed to land on his feet somewhat clumsily and looked over to Orochimaru, just as naruto's fist connected to said snake's face. "The kid was apparently getting impatient. Now I know he's gonna be someone that thousands of people will fear." she said, cracking her knuckles.

Kabuto just played it cool and had a knowing smile on his face. "Well what do you know? If it isn't the hematophobic medic." he said while his grin widened as he stabbed himself on the hand. Tsunade flinched when she saw the cut, and was about to look away, but was confused when she saw that the wound was leaking... broth? It was then she noticed the background music and smirked.

'Genjutsu. So Tayuya placed me in one to replace the blood with something stupid. Smart girl.' she thought, her smirk growing when she saw Kabuto frown and look at his hand. He did bleed quite a bit, so why wasn't she even slightly intimidated. He then noticed the red-haired girl using her flute while adding chakra to the sound. Whatever it was, it was only affecting Tsunade. He got that far into his belief before he had to dodge the attack that would've blown his head to smithereens.

Tsunade was actually relieved she would no longer have to worry too much on seeing blood. She jumped in the air and prepared to make an axe-kick, cracking the earth as soon as she impacted and creating a mini-earthquake. Kabuto went in to disable her leg with the chakra scalpels, but Shizune quickly appeared between them and grabbed on to both of his wrists. "Tsunade-sama, close your eyes!" shouted the apprentice, the sannin doing just that as the music stopped. Tayuya quickly ran at Kabuto and managed to stab his left shoulder, the jutsu then canceling because of this. Kabuto grit his teeth and began to heal himself, but the youki mixed into the flute was slowing his healing down.

With the genjutsu down, they didn't want to risk the possibility of her seeing the blood. Jerking her flue out of Kabuto's shoulder, she went to stab the other with it. Unfortunately, it was then that that Manda was slammed into the ground, Gamabunta's sword stabbed into the top of his mouth. "Take that, sucker!" shouted Naruto from the top of the sword.

"Damn it! Orochimaru, next time you summon I expect hundreds of sacrifices."

"And I expect you to shut the fuck up!" Naruto said cheekily. Manda glared at him as he dispelled himself, leaving a lot of smoke. Looking around the smoke, Naruto cursed loudly when he didn't see Orochimaru anywhere. "That damn sonuvabitch! Don't let Kabuto get-" he looked over to the three women and saw them looking around. "...Away... FUCK!"

Man I hate writer's block. I've been having it for quite a while, and it sucks balls.

Please review, and I'm sorry for the wait.