Hello! I think I'll make Geta a Crystal Dragon Slayer, it just sounds cool.
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi no ashita terasu yo
OH YEAH kikoeten no kako no koe wa?
OH YEAH karetatte sakebu kara
OH YEAH kikoeru made kimi no kokoro ga
OH YEAH OH YEAH
tsuki to taiyou no haitacchi
wasuremono wanai desuka?
okashii na kimi ga inai to
hoshii mono sae mitsukaranai
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
futari yorisoi
kasane atta "jikan" ga aru kara
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi no ashita terasu yo
OH YEAH namiuchigawa ni ukabeta kanjou
itsu no manika orenji sae
shiroku kawatteku kisetsu
OH YEAH bokura futari mitsumeteta RAINBOW
ima wa omoide no naga de
nanairo ga yuki ni kawaru
fushigi dana kimi ga warau to
boku wa sukoshi dake tsuyoku narerunda
SNOWING konna ni
hitori furueteru kimi no
soba ni yorisoi
tsutsumi komu koto mo dekizu ni
FAIRY, SLOWLY BUT SURELY
YOU'RE WALKING YOUR WAY,
HANG IN THERE!
warau koto sae
wasureteta boku ni
mahou wo kakete
egao hitotsu de
subete wo kaeta
kimi wa boku wa no FAIRY
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
futari yorisoi
kasane atta "jikan" ga aru kara
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi wo terasu yo
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
kimi dakara
kimi to datta kara
SNOWING FAIRY
kimi ga kureta hikari
zenbu atsume sakebu yo
SNOW FAIRY
DON'T SAY GOODBYE
"Hello Vegeta, Shenron here… I kinda forgot to mention something to ya. Well because of the Ethernano's would've tried replacing your Ki and kill you I did of coarse make you a Dragon Slayer. What I was supposed to tell you was that so you wouldn't kill anyone I reduced your power level to 300, now its 500 thanks to taking down Bora with… Ig what the hell is the brats name?... Natsu? Weird ass name. Thanks Iggy, anyways you're up 200 for helping take down Bora. As you do more good deeds you'll get more power, but at the moment you're at the level where Yamcha could beat your sorry tailed ass. You'll get your forms back soon… when I say that I mean when you deserve them or need them, you ain't bloody dying you're the only reason I've managed to god damn Quit! Oh let me just let the assholes know I'm Quitting… not 100percent sure if you even heard this but you get the point"
The gang stared at the seven balls are charged for some reason? In their confusion they summoned the Dragon, seeing his smug face and left eye closed (May have forgotten which eye Geta got blasted in?)
"Shenron I wish for you to bring Vegeta back to life!" Bulma shouted.
"Fuck off Blueberry" Shenron snorted, smiling at their stunned faces "Yeah bitches, I quit!"
"You can't quit!" Krillin yelled.
"I already have! I used Vegeta for the Atonement thing so I could quit this pointless ass job, I started hating you people after the pig wished for panties… and then MORE stupid wishes, Yamcha even tried wishing for Bulma to come crawling back to him" Yamcha scooted away from an angry Bulma and she grabbed a Pan "And some old douche bag wished to MELT ICE OF HIS FUCKING DOOR! Oh I will grant one more wish before these things break, so anything other than my escape goat?"
"What happened to your eye?" Goten asked, everyone getting pissed that the kid could've wasted a wish.
"And where's my dad!" Trunks shouted.
"I like you two, I hate everyone else… even you Hello Kitty rip off, with all the shit you eat I'm surprised you don't look like Champa. Anyway, Goten first… I lost my eye so Vegeta could get his back, they're made out of the DragonBall's so you guys have his eye basically in front of you"
"That's creepy? But does that mean he could grant wishes then?" Goku asked.
"I didn't think of that but I guess so, I don't give a shit really. Trunks now, I have Sent your father to another Dimension called Fairy Tail. Whis has been there so he can explain it for you, I also made him a Dragon Slayer but he'll have to figure out what to do from there… also Bulma I took some of his stuff so he wouldn't get home sick… bye mother fuckers! No more wish granting from me!" Shenron shouted as he went back to the other Dimension flipping them the birds with his Dragon claws.
"WHIS! Where is my Husband!" Bulma screamed.
"Well I'd say Shenron made a very wise choice sending him there. Vegeta has been put into a program that Divine beings, including Dragon's apparently, call Atonement. It's when you are stripped of nearly all your power and you regain it by doing good things, Vegeta is in Fairy Tail… a world filled with magic and many, many dangers. At this point even Yamcha could beat him, but Fairy Tail is very special. By the time he comes back I wouldn't be surprised if he could take me down… if I start beating him then he'll get some very convenient and stupid power boost… it's very very stupid" Whis said calmly.
"Really!" Goku shouted excitedly "Can you tell us a bit more?" *I wanna go, it sounds fun!*
"Vegeta is basically going to be a Wizard" Whis said in a shorter way than he expected.
"So Vegeta is a Wizard?" Piccolo questioned "Like Babidi?"
"The Magic there is very different from here, I myself have never been there… but it seems as though you'll get another Goku but less stupid when the Dragon has deemed Vegeta worthy of returning" Beerus sighed stepping in "Either he comes here, or Shenron will allow one of you to go there… I wish to go there after he dissed me like that, damn reptile"
Vegeta stared up at the massive Building, the whole town was medieval in style but it was stylish kinda. Unlike his old homes this place wasn't a bunch of domes, fake vegetation and crap… it was like Nature and Civilisation coexisted here, it was really nice to him. Which in itself was weird?
"Welcome to Fairy Tail" Happy smiled.
"It's Huge!" Cujo said awing the Building. She sat on one of the Fairies on the Board saying the Guilds name, Vegeta didn't really like fairies… they were weak creatures, but Natsu was proving that fact wrong somehow.
"We made it back alive!" Natsu shouted kicking the door open with the blue cat shouted we're home at the same time. Vegeta peaked inside seeing the diversity of people, and all of them could use magic… even more interesting.
"I heard you had to go all out on Hargeon Natsu, couldn't stop causing trouble?" said a guy with buck teeth looking like Bugs Bunny. "Hey newbies!" he said looking at the two new people. Suddenly Natsu jumped up and kicked him against the wall making the guy fall onto some tables.
"What did you do that for!?" Both Vegeta and Lucy asked, Shen not looked amused while Cujo flew around like a plane.
"You lied about that Salamander I'm gonna kick your butt!" Natsu shouted, an anime vein throbbing on his head like a cheap cartoon.
"Hey no need to get mad I was just passing a Rumour I heard!" shouted the guy.
"It was just a Rumour!?" Natsu shouted.
"You wanna fight!?" he dared.
"Lets Go!" Natsu shouted back, and then people and tables started going everywhere as they started fighting.
"This is my kinda place" Vegeta chuckled.
"Your aim is to not fight" Shen said.
"Shut I, I am a Saiyan and I will fight if I want to!" Vegeta growled.
"Now, now Natsu I think you need you calm doooAAAAAOON!" Happy yelled as he was ping ponged between beer mugs on a table, hilarious. A fight soon erupted in the Guild in a cheap cartoony style.
"Oh wow, I'm actually standing inside the Fairy Tail Guild…" Lucy said ignoring the battle raging in front of her.
"So Natsu finally made it back huh!" shouted a guy in his boxers, Vegeta started thinking there were male strippers here? *They have stripper Magic? Creepy… then again Frieza never wore clothes OH MY GOD HE NEVER WORE CLOTHES*
"Gray your clothes…" said a girl drinking at a bar.
"I don't have time for that!" Gray yelled at her.
"I don't date the men here because they have no class… least there's a new guy" Cana smirked as she started drinking a whole barrel *Oh I am definitely going to have a drink off with her!*
"Come here and Fight me Natsu!" Gray yelled.
"Not until you put some clothes on!" Natsu yelled back.
"It's only noon and you boys are already whining like spoilt babies" said Elfman, a guy around Raditz or Nappa's height "I'm a real man, want me to prove it to you!"
"I can't believe he's encouraging them" Lucy shivered.
"and I can't believe this place is still standing if fights are often" Vegeta added. As he said that Gray and Natsu punched Elfman to the other side of the room with little to no effort "So pigs do fly?"
"They knocked him out that easily?" Lucy said in awe.
"Geez it's so noisy around here, huh?" Loki smirked. The Saiyan glared, this being's energy was different to the others and there was no way in hell he'd trust the ginger. "I'm going to fight, only to protect you two" *Found the Yamcha of this world… he sounds like my future son for some reason? Then again the big guy sounded like the Namekian*
"He's definitely off my list" Lucy said crossing his face out in a book "What the heck is wrong with these people, there's not one sane person in the whole place!"
"Hello, are you two new here?" Mirajane smiled at the two.
"Yeah" *She is the definition of hot, so rare to find a woman of my type* "name's Vegeta and that's Lucy" he added while Lucy was busy fangirling over the woman.
"Don't you think we should try and stop them or anything?" Lucy asked pointing at the mess of limbs whacking each other.
"Things are always like this here; I just leave them alone" she smiled happily "Besides-" she got cut off as Elfman landed on her "It's kinda fun…" Mirajane said before making that weird anime face.
"Well… not sure what to say to that?" The Saiyan looked around, watching the goofy fight *In my world if I did this the woman wouldn't make food for me. Now that I am weakened to this pitiful state, I may be weaker than these fools… I don't even know what kind of magic or whatever my Dragon Slaying thing is so I either find out or end up like the Bald midget*
"No! don't die Mirajane!" Lucy shouted, then having Gray land on her. Natsu started swinging his underpants around like it was a great joke or something.
"Give me back my underwear you jerk!" Gray yelled standing up in his Birthday suit "Excuse me sir may I please borrow your underwear?" he asked Vegeta, getting a square punch in the face.
"What kind of question is that! Be a man and get them back yourself" Vegeta growled angrily, his tail lashing behind him.
"I'll save you from the fight" Loki smiled picking up Lucy soon getting punched by Elfman.
"A real man talks with his fists Loki!" Elfman yelled before getting kicked away by Natsu.
"I told you to butt out!" Natsu shouted, then getting punched away by Vegeta.
"Out of my way Pinkie!" Vegeta growled.
"Ugh it's so loud, so much for having a drink to relax" Cana moaned getting up from her seat and grabbing a card "That's enough you guys I suggest you knock it off" she said as her card showed the hieroglyphic circle.
"Oh yeah? Make me!" Gray growled, getting a strange stance and frost starting to float around him.
"Magical Mexican stand off? Now I have seen it all" Vegeta questioned as Elfman turned his hand into stone, roaring like a lion. Loki grabbed a magic ring on his fingrt, looking around at everybody.
"You punks can be such a nuisance" Loki said underneath his shades.
"I'm ready for ya!" Natsu yelled as his fists caught on fire.
"They always fight like this?" Lucy shivered hiding behind Vegeta.
"Aye" Happy agreed, Cujo and Shen flying above watching the fight. The two of them taking bets on who'd win.
"Will you fools stop bickering like children!" shouted a large black beast. Lucy stood with her mouth agape, while the Saiyan looked at the large thing *I'm guessing that is the master, but how'd he get in without us noticing? is he like that T Rex from that Jurassic Park movie, if so then what the hell*
"He's huge!" Lucy shuddered. The room was dead silent and nobody moved an inch.
"Oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were still here master" Mirajane smiled at him as he looked down at her.
"Did you say master!?" Lucy said, trembling.
"Hahahaha looks like I win this round, can't believe you guys are a bunch of bab-" before Natsu could finish the master stood on him, somehow not killing the idiot.
"Seems we have new recruits" the Master said looking at the two new comers, and the cats that sat on Vegeta's head an' shoulder making the Saiyan swat them away. In a long auto tuned growl he shrunk down to a size shorter than Krillin and maybe even Oolong somehow? "Nice to meetcha" he smiled.
"he's tiny!" Lucy said, still dumbstruck.
"And old?" Vegeta snorted with controlled laughter "Does he really run things here? Doesn't seem to be very good at it"
"Of course he is, this is Master Makarov" Mirajane grinned at them. He turned around and sort of flipped up towards the second floor, hurting his back on the way up.
"You've gone and done it again ya bunch of clods!" Makarov scolded, looking down at everyone "Just take a look at how much paper work the council sent me this time!" he yelled holding a large amount of paper work "This is the biggest pile of complaints yet! Are you all out of your minds, all you kids are good for are getting the higher ups mad at me" he took a long pause for everyone to ponder what he'd say next "However…" he started as the paper in Makarov's hands burst into flames *So the Mage's can use more than one type of magic? Interesting* Vegeta thought watching the master throw them and then Natsu ate the burning papers like a dog "I say to heck with the magic council. Now listen, any power that surpasses reason still comes from reason right? Magic isn't some miraculous power, it's a talent that only works when the flow of energy inside of us and the flow of energy in the natural world are in perfect synchronisation. To use magic one should have a strong mind with the ability to focus in your very being and come pouring out of your soul. If all we do is worry about rules then our magic will never progress, don't let those blow hards on the council scare you follow the path you believe in!" the Master shouted. Vegeta was surprised he had actually listened, this was the wisest human he'd ever seen before *I'm guessing Ki is the same? Why does this person make me feel… different?* "Because that is what makes the Fairy Tail Guild number 1!" the people all rose the arms pointing at the sky making an L shape with their hands at each other as if it meant something everything to them.
*Happy's "And then"* i really don't know what to do with it? sorry :p
Mirajane pressed the stamp on Vegeta's forearm while Lucy was marvelling at hers on her hand, after a moment and the nob of the handle glowing the Saiyan felt something attach to his skin. It didn't cause any discomfort, and when she took it off he smirked. A dark navy blue and gradient into black at the tips, just as he asked "There ya go Vegeta"
"So I'm a Wizard eh?" the Saiyan looked at his new mark, smiling a bit *It's not too bad, a mage doesn't sound as foolish as a Wizard. These people aren't anything like Babidi, and thank god damn that*
"Yep, your official members of the Fairy Tail Guild" Mirajane said, her smile never going anywhere?
"Hey Natsu look, Mirajane put the Guild mark on my hand!" Lucy said excitedly.
"Oh yeah? That's cool, welcome to the Guild Looney" he said boredly (Made the word up :p), looking at a board with bits of paper stuck to it.
"He got you there Lucy" Vegeta smirked "I believe that is what your parents intended to name you, you act like one after all… Cat! Explain what this is for?"
"It is called a request board. Jobs of all different kind from villages, towns or cities. If someone has a big problem they pay wizards to sort it out for them, it is a very helpful business" Shen explained.
"Make sure you pick one with a big reward Natsu" Happy said, smiling with Cujo (who he thinks is a boy)
"Natsu here's a BIG one, it has loads of numbers on it!" Cujo smiled giving him a Job.
"Whoa 160,000 Jewel just to get rid of some Thieves? Good find Cujo!" Natsu complimented happily, the little brown cat sat on Vegeta's shoulder only to get swatted off again.
"How come my dad hasn't come back yet?" said a small kid to the Guild Master, Natsu seemingly knowing the kid as he looked over intensely.
"You're starting to work my nerves Romeo; you're a wizard's son have faith in your father and just wait patiently" the Master sighed.
"But sir he said he'd be gone for three days and he's been gone for over a week now!" Romeo cried out.
"If I remember correctly he took the job on Mt. Hakobe?" the Master questioned.
"That's right but it's not that far from here so why so why won't somebody go look for him!" the kid yelled again.
"Listen kid your old mans a wizard! And like every other Wizard in this Guild he can take care of himself! Now go home, have some milk and cookies and wait!" the Master said to the child.
"Jerk!" Romeo shouted as he punched the Master in the face then ran off "I hate you all!"
"Got to hand it to the runt, he hit the old man pretty good… if he can be beaten by a child why is he leader?" Vegeta asked.
"You haven't seen him fight, plus I can understand what Romeo's going through"
"My father wouldn't be back for months on the rare occasion he had to go somewhere, the kid should grow a pair and do what the old midget said" Vegeta snorted.
"You sound like Romeo shouldn't care that his dad is missing"
"I couldn't care less! My father sold me to a bastard who not only turned me into a psychopath but killed my entire race besides one lucky idiot… I still side with the Midget, kid should wait"
"Well I'm going to Mt. Hakobe, you coming or staying?"
"I'll go with you, I want to see more of this world"
"That's gatta be tough…" Lucy frowned as the kid disappeared from sight.
"I know the Master sounds like he doesn't care, but he really is worried" Mirajane sighed, a loud bang and crunch sound came from the Request Board area showing someone had punched through it. Natsu and Vegeta started walking towards the entrance, bags in hand and their cats walking behind them.
"This can't be good Master; you know how Natsu is. I bet he's going up to Mt. Hakobe to save Macao… going after Macao will do nothing but hurt his pride" Nab said next to the Master rubbing the back of his head.
"We can't choose another's path" Makarov said quietly as they left the Guild.
"Which way is this mountain then?" Cujo asked sitting on Natsu's head "Can I tumble an' rumble down it"
"Wherever Pinkie is going" Vegeta sighed "Cujo you are stupid beyond words…" Natsu patted Romeo on the head as they passed him, stopping the boy from crying "Later kid, we'll be back when Pinkie gets your dad… but if you cry then he'll never come home got it?" the kid nodded, and stopped crying even smiling a bit *I don't like kids, besides my son… which may be a while until I see again… well I'm gonna get through this Atonement crap until that Dragon sends me home!*
"Why'd you come with us?" Natsu said, close to barfing as the carriage continued to Mt. Hakobe.
"What kind of… bull is this?" Vegeta groaned, the Dragon Slayer's greatest weakness taking a massive toll "I'm gonna lose whatever I ate at the Guild…"
"I thought maybe I could help" Lucy smiled.
"You could help by shutting up" Shen said calmly "and I am talking to you two, you are Dragon Slayers… this is a pathetic weakness"
"If I wasn't motion sick… I'd kill you…" Vegeta growled.
"But you are" Shen sat on his head, purposely getting the Saiyan mad.
"Wow you guys really do have motion sickness, all the more reason to feel sorry for you…" Lucy said, mostly aimed at Natsu.
"What's that supposed to mean?" the two said, feeling as if they'd die if they were on the carriage any longer.
"oh nothing" Lucy stuttered, seeing their angry faces. Soon the carriage stopped much to the relief of the two Slayer's "I guess we're there?"
"Yeah!" Natsu shouted.
"I'm sorry but this is as far as I can get you" said the carriage driver "
"I. Hate. Transport!" the Saiyan swatted Shen of his head, jumping out the carriage being blasted with snow and cold *This would be a good place to train, the North and South lands in my world…*
"Natsu where the heck are we!" Lucy shouted "It's a frozen waste land!"
"I know, it's awesome!" Cujo applauded.
"Why is it so cold!" Lucy complained while they walked up the mountain, the blizzard never easing "I know this is a mountain but its summer right now there shouldn't be a blizzard like this one"
"Why didn't you bring a jacket then!" Vegeta shouted, using his Ki to stay warm "With your lewd outfit I'm surprised you haven't frozen stiff, I have been on planets much colder than this!"
"Exactly, it's what you get for wearing light clothing" Natsu agreed.
"Oh please neither of you are dressed for this either! Now hand me that blanket" Lucy shouted grabbed onto the rolled up blanket on Natsu's back.
"I believe a please should be in that sentence" Shen said to Lucy, glaring at her.
"She just keeps on talking huh?" Natsu said watching her, Happy giving an 'Aye' in agreement.
"Don't worry Pinkie, I'm sure her mouth will freeze shut soon… the blizzard will most likely go after a well" Vegeta smirked, his tail twitching as Cujo sat on it *I hate cats*
"Oh I know" Lucy smiled getting one of her keys "Open gate of a Clock Constellation, Horologium!" She yelled doing an over the top dance as if she was in a ballet. Not long after a Grandfather clock looking thing appeared.
"It's a clock, whoa" Natsu said looking at it.
"So you have keys that summon clocks?" Vegeta questioned "That's useless" Lucy was inside the clock man wrapped up in a blanket, she looked like she was talking but no sound came out "I take it back, this is one of the greatest things ever if it shuts you up"
"She says 'I'm staying in here and I'm not coming out'" Horologium said for her.
"Then why'd ya tag along?" Natsu asked.
"you're being pathetic, I bet that Romeo kid or whatever could do a lot better than you" Vegeta snorted.
"'What kind of crazy job would force Macao to come to a place like this? And shut up Vegeta' she inquires"
"You should've asked that before you came with us" Natsu told her "He went to slay a Vulcan, it's a big monster"
"I'm not the one hiding in a clock" Vegeta smirked "Pinkie let's go, we're wasting time… I wanna see what a Vulcan is and see if it is eatable"
"Good point, we're wasting time" Happy agreed "But I also doubt they'll taste very good"
"'I want to go back to the Guild' she proclaims" said the big clock.
"Go ahead" both slayers told Lucy as they went up the Mountain. Higher up the Mountain Natsu started calling for the man they were searching for "Macao!"
"Pinkie, what the hell is that?" Vegeta asked pointing at a large animal jumping down from higher up. It beach balled down into the ground knocking Natsu and Happy of their feet/paws "I'm guessing this is a Vulcan?"
"That's a big Vulcan!" Happy exclaimed looking at it, then it ran off "Hey!"
"Me like Human Woman" the Vulcan said grabbing onto Horologium and staring at Lucy.
"So it can talk huh?" Natsu smirked, punching his own palm as it caught a fire.
"'Don't just stand there come and save me!' she yells furiously" the clock casually said.
"Well, the Prince saves the damsel. It really is a Fairy Tail" Cujo cheered.
"Pinkie! It's heading towards the summit, want me to give you a lift?" Vegeta said "I don't see how walking is going to save the girl?"
"Doesn't sound like a bad idea, but how do you know where it's going?" Natsu asked.
"Ki and Magic seem to be similar enough for me to sense others… the clock, Vulcan and Female are half a mile above us already. Fast bugger" Vegeta explained, looking up high.
"Ok, let's go" Vegeta grabbed him and the cats as the Saiyan blasted up towards where the Vulcan had stopped "Wooooooo! I wanna learn this stuff!" Vegeta flew into a small cave, dropping Natsu onto the icy ground. "Jerk"
"I regret nothing… I don't think it's even noticed us?" Vegeta watched the Monkey looking animal dance around the clock with Lucy inside "Why do I feel offended by this?" a few moments later the clock disappeared leaving Lucy with the ape "Wanna do something? I'm just here to see what a Vulcan was and see Mt. Hakobe which I've done… well I haven't eaten it yet? So don't burn it too bad"
"Ah, where'd you go Horologium don't you disappear on me!" Lucy cried out, clutching the blanket hard "Give me an extension please!" she shouted as if she was talking to the now gone Clock man.
"Hey you big Ape! Where's Macao, tell me!" Natsu yelled running at the Vulcan, then he slipped and started spiralling on the ground. The Saiyan simply facepalmed at the stupid sight.
"Whoa, that wasn't cool… why does he feel like he has to make such a big entrance all the time?" Lucy complained.
"Stupid Monkey, where is my friend" Natsu growled out, Lucy ran behind him as it stared.
"I feel offended in some way?" Vegeta sighed "Least this is slightly entertaining, by how stupid it is"
"You've seen him right? He's a human Man, now tell me where he is" Natsu said staring down the Vulcan down.
"Man?" it questioned.
"that's right now tell me where he is!" Natsu yelled pointing at it.
"Don't you think you might be jumping to conclusions?" Lucy said.
"Don't you think you should shut up?" Vegeta asked standing next to her.
"be quiet!" Lucy yelled.
"Man" it said in a foolish voice pointing towards a hole in the cave leading outside.
"He wants to show me?" Natsu ran over to the hole looking out "Macao! Whaaaaaa!" Natsu yelled as it pushed him out the cave. Vegeta looking at Cujo and Shen who nodded and went after him.
"Natsu!" Lucy yelled looking through the hole.
"No like man, me like woman" it chanted beating its chest.
"this is bad news… he can't survive out there" she shuddered looking for a spot of pink "Natsu!"
"Woman, woman, woman, woman, woman" it chanted, crouching and looked like it was doing something lewd.
"Alright you pervy Monkey… you're going down" she threatened grabbing one of her keys at her side "Open gate of the Golden Bull, Taurus!" Lucy yelled doing the dance again, soon it summoned a Large bull with a cow's texture basically looking like someone's Furry Persona.
"I am gonna grill that" Vegeta noted to himself, his tail twitching a bit quickly at the sight "That might even fill me"
"Cow?" it questioned.
"Be careful monkey boy Taurus is the most powerful Celestial Spirit I have a contract with" Lucy said, perking the Saiyan's curiosity once more "The Earth's Star signs? So with those keys… she can summon them? How bizarre
"Wow miss Lucy I almost forgot what a good figure you had, why don't you come over here and give me a smooch" it said with pink heart eyes in a pervy tone.
"Are you kidding me? Is everything a damn perv in the world, If I wanted to see this I would be a that Hermit's island in my world!" Vegeta growled "Pervert V.S Pervert… that will be at least entertaining" he sighed *I haven't figured out my ability here yet… so until I do I should stay away from these battles, even though I hate it… not to mention I do not know much about Vulcan's either* he watched the battle, it was starting to look like some show his son watched… Pokémon or something?
"No touch my woman" it growled.
"your woman? Thems fighting words you Moooonkey" Taurus glared, he made a long moo and smashed the ground with his overly large axe but the Vulcan jumped out the way and ran towards the large cow. The cow ended up getting kicked in the face by an angered Natsu, knocking the big animal out.
"Geta why didn't you go get me!" Natsu shouted.
"I sent the cats, plus this is slightly amusing" Vegeta smiled, looking at the Vulcan.
"But how come there are more monsters than before?" he asked.
"He's a friend dumby one of my Spirits!" Lucy yelled at Natsu.
"That guy?" he questioned looking at the Vulcan.
"Not him! Wait… how did you survive? Happy, Cujo and Shen came to save me unlike some lazy people… thanks guys" Natsu pouted, looking at Vegeta.
"Your welcome" all three smiled.
"You can't handle other modes of transportation but flying with the trio of cats is ok?" Lucy questioned.
"What kind of question is that? They're not modes of transportation they're my friends… Vegeta flew me up here does that mean he's a mode of transportation?" Natsu said, slightly offended.
"You're right it was totally wrong to compare the two" Lucy said sarcastically.
"My woman!" it growled jumping up at Natsu slamming his fist down, Natsu blocking it with his lower arm (Que the music!)
"Listen up, I consider everyone in the Fairy Tail Guild my friend…" he growled as he kicked the Vulcan with enough force to make him skid back "Whether it's Gramps or Mira… or even those annoying jerks Gray and Elfman…" it started running at Natsu, in a weird slow motion for some reason? "Happy, Shen, Cujo, Lucy and Vegeta… they're all my friends too" Natsu started to glow, his magically energy preparing for an attack *I've only known him for less than two days and he considers me a friend? Even with the knowledge I have killed many… these people are the weirdest bunch I have ever met?* Vegeta thought, looking at the girl's shocked face and Natsu's seriousness. A circle appeared under Natsu, flames erupted around his feet and kicked it square in the stomach "And that's why I'm not gonna leave without Macao!" the Monkey landed on the ceiling and flipped on all fours making shards of ice crash into the ground. It clapped Hulk style sending a shock wave at Natsu, Vegeta grabbing all the cats as well as Lucy and getting them out the way of the blast "Your ice attack has no effect on fire!" Natsu yelled as the ice melted of him upon impact. When the steam cleared the Vulcan was holding onto the cow's axe, grinning madly "That's not good"
"He got Taurus's axe!" Lucy said in shock. Natsu dodged a bunch of swipes from the axe's blade until he slipped again, and as the Vulcan swung down Natsu caught it with his bare hands.
"Go back Taurus! If you go back your axe will go back with you!" Lucy yelled shaking the knocked out cow.
"Natsu, melt the axe and eat the heated drops… the heat should give you what you need" Vegeta commented, still watching. Natsu did what Vegeta suggested, holding his tongue out to catch each little drop of molten metal.
"He's melting the blade, with his bare hands?" Lucy questioned.
"Uhuh" Happy and Cujo agreed.
"Yeah now I got a fire in my belly, thanks Geets" Natsu said as he spat small metal balls like a Bibi gun. The Vulcan stuttered backwards after the barrage of metal, Natsu slammed his fists together as fire flew around his body "Now eat this… FIRE DRAGON IRON FIST!" he yelled punching the Vulcan with his move.
"You beat him!" Happy cheered flying above the knocked out upside down Monkey.
"What an Ugly creature" Vegeta scoffed "I've not going to eat that, blah"
"THAT WAS THE ONLY REASON YOU CAME!?" Lucy shouted at him, getting a nod "What kind of psycho are you!"
"The one who doesn't want to listen to you bitch!" the Vulcan suddenly started glowing, shrinking into a man.
"Macao?" Natsu questioned.
"Are you telling me that big perverted was your friend this whole time!?" Lucy shouted.
"He must've been taken over by that Vulcan" Shen said, looking at the man.
"What do you mean taken over?" Lucy asked.
"He must've used a possession spell on him. Vulcan's survive by taking over people's bodies and using them. They're evil body snatchers" Shen explained "He obviously put up a good fight before being taken over" she said as the man was laid on Natsu's blanket, bandaged on all his wounds.
"Macao, don't you die on me. Romeo is waiting for you, Open your eyes" Natsu said at the older man.
"He'll be fine, his energy isn't fading… look, he's even waking up now" Vegeta said, watching it all play out.
"Natsu?" Macao questioned "I'm so pathetic, I defeated 19 of those monsters… but the 20th, that's the one that got me. I'm so angry with myself I'm embarrassed to go home and face Romeo"
"You defeated 19? I hardly call that pathetic, this can be classed as a victory… in a Saiyan's you have lost, but in your son's eyes you'll be a 'hero' or something" Vegeta said casually, showing very little care.
"Thanks…" Macao smiled a bit.
"Yeah you beat 19, and Vegeta complimented you. That's like a mega win!" Natsu smiled. *no way! There were 20 of those perverted monkey things and he took on the job all by himself!?* Lucy thought. Natsu helped Macao up, smiling wildly "Now let's get you home to your boy" *They're amazing, I can't even compare to them… Vegeta knows less than all of us but he acts as if he is from the Guild from the start…* Lucy pondered.
"Why're you grinning like that Lucy? It's creepy" Happy said behind her back.
"I'll show you creepy watch your back" Lucy sneered.
As the sun started to leave the sky, beautiful colours bleeding into the sky Romeo sat thinking about some Bully's he had the other day. He sat crying on the step, until he heard a familiar voice.
"Hey Romeo!" Natsu smiled.
"I'm guessing you didn't cry kid, cuz look who we're dragging" Vegeta said while he and Natsu carried Macao, bringing a massive smile on the boy's face *He's my sons age, that's the only reason I'm being so nice. I couldn't care less if they all died* Romeo's face grew and grew into a kid so happy tears had brimmed in his eyes. He leaped at his dad toppling the man over.
"You came back!" Romeo said, keeping his tears in "I'm so sorry dad!"
"No, I'm sorry for making you worry…" Macao said to his boy, hugging him tightly. For some strange reason the Saiyan felt a very small amount of pride for bringing the child his father back, even feeling his energy get a small boost on the inside *So the more I do things like this the stronger I'll become, I expected doing such acts would make me sick… but it doesn't? it's a new feeling…* "Here's what I want you to do. When those bully's come and pick on you, you tell them can your old man defeat 19 monsters all by himself because mine can" the group walked away from the father, the Saiyan stopped for a moment getting that bizarre feeling again.
"Hey kid, if those runts decide to go after you. Make sure to let me know" he grabbed something out his bag and tossed it to the kid "You're a Wizards son, so you should stand up for yourself as well or you're just as bad as those punks" he said, remembering a slightly similar thing happen with his boy.
"Thank you!" Romeo shouted, holding a metal band in his hand.
"Look at you, under all that Jerkisum you're a big softy" Lucy smirked nudging the Saiyan.
"Yeah never thought you'd have a soft spot" Natsu smirked.
"I will kill you both!" Vegeta snapped at them.
"Doesn't mean you can hide it, softie" Cujo said sitting on his head.
"Fuck all of you!" he yelled swatting the cat away.
"No matter how much you hide it Vegeta you are a softie" Lucy smiled.
dokoka he tsurete tte!
BURIKI no uma ni notte futari de
(GO! GO! Let's go! ROMANSU)
kataomoi no DO-RU ha
kotoba ni dekinai kara setsunai
namida ga dechau yowamushi da ne
anata no koto omou tabi ni…
tsuki no (tsuki no) yoru ha (yoru ha)
itsumo (itsumo)
usagi wo sagashiteru
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
mahou kakarareta mitai
zutto yume kara mesamenai no
koi ha hitorigoto
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
KOTENPAN ni suki nandesu
donna jumon wo tonaetara
tsutawaru no deshou?
kanpeki gu~no ne
ikinari dakishimete!
kakuu no oujisama onegai
(GO! GO! Let's go! LOVE! LOVE)
omocha no DAIYAMONDO
KIRA KIRA kagayaku made mitsumete
(GO! GO! Let's go! LOVE! LOVE)
tooku ni itemo machitsudzukeru
anata no KISU todoku hi made
hoshi no (hoshi no) hikari (hikari)
terasu (terasu)
HA-TO NO RABIRINSU
gu~no ne ano ne sore de ne
mune ga shimetsukeraretemo
nazeka totemo shiawase nano
koi ha FANTAJI-
gu~no ne ano ne sore de ne
majo ni kusuri nomasarete
kaeru ya buta ni natta tte
anata akiramenai
suteki na gu~no ne
shuugou!
ICHI gu~no ne!
NI gu~no ne!
SAN gu~no ne!
YON gu~no ne!
kanpeki gu~no ne!
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
mahou kakerareta mitai
zutto yume kara samenai no
koi ha hitorigoto
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
KOTENPAN ni suki nandesu
donna jumon wo toraetara
tsutawaru no deshou?
gu~no ne are ya kore ya de
atsukunatteiru mitai
anata igai ha mienai no
koi ha BURAINDO
gu~no ne are ya kore ya de
mecha kucha ni suki nandesu
itsuka anata ni iwasetai
"mairimashita" nante
okaeshi gu~no ne