Every now and again I'll put my own episodes in but they'll be shorter like this one. They'll be called (Extra's) and the name basically explains it all.
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi no ashita terasu yo
OH YEAH kikoeten no kako no koe wa?
OH YEAH karetatte sakebu kara
OH YEAH kikoeru made kimi no kokoro ga
OH YEAH OH YEAH
tsuki to taiyou no haitacchi
wasuremono wanai desuka?
okashii na kimi ga inai to
hoshii mono sae mitsukaranai
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
futari yorisoi
kasane atta "jikan" ga aru kara
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi no ashita terasu yo
OH YEAH namiuchigawa ni ukabeta kanjou
itsu no manika orenji sae
shiroku kawatteku kisetsu
OH YEAH bokura futari mitsumeteta RAINBOW
ima wa omoide no naga de
nanairo ga yuki ni kawaru
fushigi dana kimi ga warau to
boku wa sukoshi dake tsuyoku narerunda
SNOWING konna ni
hitori furueteru kimi no
soba ni yorisoi
tsutsumi komu koto mo dekizu ni
FAIRY, SLOWLY BUT SURELY
YOU'RE WALKING YOUR WAY,
HANG IN THERE!
warau koto sae
wasureteta boku ni
mahou wo kakete
egao hitotsu de
subete wo kaeta
kimi wa boku wa no FAIRY
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
futari yorisoi
kasane atta "jikan" ga aru kara
FAIRY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING
hikari zenbu atsumete
kimi wo terasu yo
SNOWING sunao ni
egao ni nareta no wa
kimi dakara
kimi to datta kara
SNOWING FAIRY
kimi ga kureta hikari
zenbu atsume sakebu yo
SNOW FAIRY
DON'T SAY GOODBYE
"yay for you monkey boy, after today you have been boosted to 1000! And now I am going for a nap" Shenron sighed "I need a life! i'm still a damn virgin...well i better sort that out"
Vegeta walked into an odd looking room he heard the old man ask him to come to, he really didn't care what the Midget said but if the Saiyan was gonna be here he'd have to speak with the old man. He walked in, seeing it was more of a closet or something like that? There sat the old man with Shen and Cujo as well as some weird looking guy in white.
"So your name is Vegeta? Natsu has told me a bit about you" the Master of the Guild said, sitting in some sort of secret room with the Saiyan "This is Lahar of the Magic Council, we just need to get through a couple of things before we can let you stay in Fiore"
"Shut it old man I can't be asked to deal with this, and Lahar? What kind of name is that for a nerd in glasses…" Vegeta scoffed.
"Listen Vegeta, if you pose a threat to Fiore then we will have to arrest you until we get you home" Lahar threatened.
"Fuck off, I can't leave until I find Shenron. Also if you threaten the Prince of all Saiyan's again then I will blast you to the next dimension!" Vegeta growled.
"No you won't" Natsu smirked "It's alright Gramps he won't do anything bad, will ya?"
"Pinkie the whole reason I'm in this circus is because of my past, and the fact the stupid Dragon wanted a vacation from which I'm the escape goat" Vegeta growled, glaring at the Fire Dragon Slayer.
"Just give me a brief explanation so we can get this sorted and we'll be out of your hair" Lahar said, getting out a clipboard and pen.
"Fine. I am from Planet Vegeta, the planet and I were named after my father King Vegeta. The Saiyan's are a powerful race who got dragged into the planet trade by Frieza and his family. I, Nappa and Raditz were the only survivors… besides Kakarot, my brother Tarble, Broly, Paragus and Turles whom are all dead besides Kakarot. We lived under that bastards thumb for 25years, I don't really want to get into detail what he did to us. But I was 5 when I got shipped to become his slave, we were sent to planets and were ordered to kill all life there… if there were any survivors then you'd be punished. if a Saiyan has their tail and looks at the full moon they turn into an Oozaru, a giant ape form capable of wiping out planets in a matter of nights, usually under a week. Eventually Raditz remembered he had a younger brother and Nappa suggested we go get him which he did. I ordered the weakling to kidnap his nephew Gohan which the runt did but then Kakarot killed him" the Saiyan started, a bit annoyed *If I don't tell these people what they need to know then I'll never be able to go home…*
"So this Kakarot killed Raditz and himself, because of your orders?" Lahar questioned, writing it all down "also, did you spare any people during your 'missions' or were the whole planets wiped of life"
"yes and yes. Kakarot mentioned DragonBalls, I know they sound lewd but they're 7 magical orbs and when you get all of them you can summon Shenron and he grants a wish. Me and Nappa went there to get the orbs so I could wish for Immortality and kill Frieza… it was pretty fun to watch them all die. The one who looks like a mime blew himself up, a three-eyed douche died from over exerting himself, a pathetic wimp called Yamcha got cocky and he got himself killed, the Namekian sacrificed himself to save Raditz's nephew… in the end Nappa only killed one of them, I didn't kill anyone at all but they still blame me. Next Kakarot showed up, his friends used them before we arrived in case you're curious. We got in a massive fight, but then the prick cheated using something called 'Kaio-ken' which boosted his power, I was getting beaten bad so I created a Moon"
"You can create moons?" Happy questioned, of course the lil blue cat was here.
"When the sun reflects of a full moon it creates what we know as Blutz waves. But Saiyan's discovered that we could create an orb which lasted about two hours which produced Blutz waves for us" Vegeta explained *This must be the most annoying part of my time here so far…* "I transformed and I was torturing him for beating me so bad, Saiyan Pride can be a very deadly thing" his tail twitched as the Saiyan noticed the Council guy watching it carefully "Soon his son and friend came to him but they did a terrible job at trying to save him. Then some fat guy cut off my tail, which is very painful mind you and that shrunk me down. I failed at killing them, and Kakarot's brat turned into an Oozaru and went at me… I cut off his tail but while he was turning bat I was crushed under 300tons of half breed" Vegeta's tail fur frizzed at the idea of losing it again, which was horrifying if you were a Saiyan "I crawled to my ship but the midget got the sword which had my blood still on it. Kakarot told him to stop and let me escape. I am still wondering why he killed his brother and let me live seeing as I have done a lot worse than that coward, only reason we even had the weakling with us was because he was the best damn tracker on my home world… I eventually landed on Frieza planet 442 where I was healed. But Frieza had heard of the DragonBalls through our scouters, little machines that let us read power levels which I can now do on my own but then I had to have a scouter… I went to Namek which ended in a whole bunch of bull shit. It's pretty shit"
"So on Namek I guess they have DragonBalls as well?" the old man said.
"Yep, pretty big ones as well. I killed Dadoria, basically a really fat pink crab. Before he died he told me Frieza killed my entire race because he was afraid we would all revolt against him, but he kept me as decoration in a sense… after that I learnt how to sense energy and searched around, I found a village of Namekian's which I killed without a care in the world and I took the ball which I hid in a pool. After that I fought Zarbon, he beat my ass to near death, but when a Saiyan is beaten to near death we get that much stronger so in the end all he did was help me… I was very close to dying but he came back probably because of Frieza. Then he healed me, I stole Frieza's DragonBalls happily and escaped. I don't actually remember too much; it was 10years ago or something"
"Anything else during your time on Namek?" Lahar said looking a bit tired from it all.
"Fought the Power Rangers, there was a massive problem with body snatching which basically made me put Kakarot in a healing tank, the two asshole earthlings stole the DragonBalls and called the Dragon. I got mad and asked for Immortality but… The creator died, and the person who creates the Balls are linked to them so if the creator dies then the Balls die then no more wishing. Then all of us started fighting, the Namekian then came back somehow and the fight started getting bad for me. I was beaten, worst beating of my life… not as bad as the one with Buu though, anyways I'm dying on the floor and Kakarot finally shows up! After that I got blasted through the heart and after telling him how much of a prick Frieza was I well, died"
"And that's how you ended up here?" Lahar said, looking as bored as the Saiyan did.
"Nope, I then accidently get wished back to life when everyone revives those who were killed by Frieza and his men. Kakarot got everybody on Earth while he stayed to fight Frieza in the Legendary Super Saiyan form. Our hair goes gold, our eyes go teal and we get a massive power boost. so I'm on earth and a woman called Bulma allowed me to stay in her house but after bit I stole her father's ship and went to space, seeing that Frieza blew up the Planet. I didn't find him and my ship was running low on fuel so I had to come back… I basically had a shower and then I could feel Frieza again"
"So he wasn't defeated?" Lahar questioned.
"No Kakarot didn't finish the job for some reason. Frieza came back with his father as well but then this kid showed up and killed them both. Later he says Kakarot will return to Earth which he does, and then they talk about something. We learn that we have 3years until some androids come"
"What are 'Anrois'?" Natsu asked, not really following.
"Andriods dumbass. They're people that are also part machine, instead of Magic humans use technology but my home was much more advanced… anyways during those three years I knocked up the woman who let me stay in the house with my son Trunks"
"Ha! Your son is called Trunks!" the other Dragon Slayer laughed.
"I didn't pick it! I left Earth soon after I heard about it because I was not ready to be a father. I came back to see Kakarot getting his ass kicked so I went in and turned Super Saiyan an' started destroying the stupid robots! But then… it turned out they were the wrong ones, and the kid from the future turned out to be my son. It was all pretty annoying, I hated them… the crazy old man who made them designed the two to look like teenagers, once again I got beat bad but I got back up. Later on we ended up with ANOTHER android called Cell, no clue why he picked the name?" the Saiyan's tail swayed around, teasing little Cujo while she tried to catch it as well as Happy as he soon started getting into the game "We went into the chamber called the Hyper Bolic Time Chamber, where one day here was one whole year there. I came out and went after Cell, the hype was so real!"
"What did this Cell look like? I don't think its best if I ask what Frieza looked like" Lahar asked getting a pen and paper then giving it to the Prince, the Saiyan did a rough sketch and handed it back "So a Cockroach basically?"
"Yep. I was winning the fight but I foolishly let the douche absorb one of the androids which got him into that form there. He beat me up, having your back broken is a real pain… literally, I prefer getting my leg snapped in half instead of getting my back broken. My son fought him and that's when we were given 9days until we had to do a tournament against the prick… later on Cell shat out 7 or 8 littler versions of himself and sent them on us, once again I was getting my ass handed to me. Oddly enough Kakarot sent his son Gohan to fight Cell, yeah he was annoyingly right about the boys hidden power but still, I'm a shit parent and even I wouldn't do that" he was growing bored, looking around the room for something interesting.
"This 'Kakarot' is a bad parent? If he lived here we'd make sure the child wouldn't have to get involved in such a thing" Lahar said plainly, looking more curious than Vegeta was "Do continue"
"Ok, I have very little else to do anyways… Gohan punched Cell in the stomach from which he vomited 18, the android I allowed him to absorb. He went back into an uglier form than he was before and decided to blow himself up, but Kakarot went all hero and teleported Cell away… but the bastard came back, and the first thing he did was kill my future son… the rage was unknown to me at the time, but I went mad and threw everything I had into my attack against the walking bug. But it failed, and Cell swatted me away breaking almost every bone in my body. The roach fired a blast at me but the kid sacrificed his arm for me, which I later repaid by firing Cell in the back distracting him long enough for Gohan to defeat cell"
"That's quite a story my boy, I have very little doubt you'll become a very powerful wizard. Just know that it is drawn from feelings, unlike what you call Ki which you can call whenever… Magic is stronger the stronger the person feels, love is the strongest emotion. If you have fully understood what it is then you will be stronger than anything in your world" said the old man "In Fairy Tail we are all Family, no matter who you were or are. Lahar I no longer feel it is necessary for you to remain"
"No, I'm going to get a full report if you're going to have a license over the Saiyan" Lahar sighed "Master Makarov here wants custody over you so you'll be allowed to stay, you won't be allowed to join other Guild's and the Master has to know where you are at all times" Vegeta flipped Lahar the bird, a dark smirk on his face "Just get on with the story ok?"
"Meh, 7years of nothing I hear Kakarot is coming to Earth for one day because he was good which was on the same day as a tournament. He managed to knock up his wife before he died so there was Goten and my son also getting involved in, I watched it all, very pleased I was going to get my revenge on Kakarot for defeating me before. There were these two people with M's on their foreheads, I didn't really care until I felt an unnatural energy around them which is the same I feel all around me right now. They really badly beat up this girl I care nothing for, it felt like watch a Saiyan fight another… later on these two stole energy from Gohan we went after them, on the way there we learn about this monster called Majin Buu which was gonna be impossible to kill. I let a wizard called Babidi into my mind, I was running on pride and pride alone, no rational thought was able to get through Babidi's barrier. I regret it, but I had little choice at that point but to follow what my pride wanted… I fought Kakarot and won, sort of but he was holding back. I went to fight Buu and it was failing badly. It took off some of its fat, lassoed it all around my body then jumped on pretty much crushing all my bones, and then while sitting on me the monster started punching me for about half an hour until my son saved me. If you get beat enough your body will go numb so I couldn't feel a bloody thing, but it broke me from the binds of my pride seeing my son. I hugged my son for the first time then knocked him out, as well as Goten. I told the Namekian to take them and go, then I blew myself up… and I failed again at trying to kill Buu" he growled.
"Interesting, you can blow yourself up with Ki?" Lahar asked.
"if we release all of our Ki at once, then use our life energy as Ki, it turns our body to stone. Its agony at first but then you eventually die, dying isn't that bad of a feeling" he answered "ok school boy I was revived by King Yemma, the prick that decides whether you go to heaven or hell. He struck a deal with me and I got sent to Earth to re-fight Majin Buu, and Kakarot was even there… alive for some reason? We fought Buu, and failed. So we used the Potara Earrings and fused into Vegito, as there was no chance I'd do the fusion dance" Vegeta growled out.
"You can fuse into other people?" Lahar questioned.
"yes. The dance is some stupid ballet thing where you fuse into another being for 30minutes, hell I could fuse into Pinkie here! Nageta? Vetsu? They don't really sound good… but the Potara earrings are permanent. We were beating his ass and then we let it absorb us so we could save the others, but then we de-fused and I crushed the earring so I wouldn't have to fuse again" his tail twitched around, finding nothing to look at "When we got everyone else Buu turned into this little midget we called Kid Buu who was even more powerful form some fucked up reason!"
"Uhuh, so if you wanted to you could fuse into anybody? Who would be in charge so to speak?" the nerd said writing it all down.
"Neither, the being becomes a brand new person… Glasses, as you have shut up I will continue… Kakarot dragged us to the Kai's planet. Oh the Kai's are basically God's or something… Kakarot went after Buu first, then me, then him again but his Super Saiyan 3 form wasn't working so I sacrificed my pride and was basically tortured while Kakarot recharged… being strangled then whipped into rocks isn't a very nice experience. Later on the Kai's put their weak asses to use and wished everybody good back which brought me back as well for some reason also. Kakarot began making a large bomb ready to kill Buu but he needed time so I got tortured again, but the Bastard had the nerve to stand on me while Kakarot was about to fire. The coward wouldn't sacrifice me to save the universe, the beast had killed mine and his family but he gave no fucks about it! he was even willing to give my wife to one of the Kai's in order to get permission to use Namek's DragonBalls"
"It's a no brainer why you hate him" Lahar said "This Kakarot sounds like a very selfish person" (Akira made Goku to be selfish so keep those pitchforks and torches down Goku Fans)
"Thinking about it then yeah. I actually black out after this bit so I have no clue what happened? But I woke up and fat Buu was lying on the ground with the human that dragged me away, Kakarot wouldn't let me kill the fat bubble gum beast who nearly killed my Son and myself! Then it was all fucking roses and daisy's until the God of Destruction came to Earth during my wife birthday… that was one heck of a bullshit day"
"You swear a lot" Happy mentioned.
"If you talk again I'm gonna get a new pair of blue slippers" Vegeta snapped "We had to get five Saiyan's to push all our energy into Kakarot which made him a God, even though I wanted to… he had the nerve to get mad that it wasn't his power, damn I wanna kill that Third Class so bad" he growled "After it was over Beerus and his attendant Whis left Earth… later on I and Kakarot started training with Whis, perfecting our super Saiyan god 2 forms, we basically took the God energy and turned it into Super Saiyan energy" Vegeta sighed "And then we got called to fight Frieza who had been brought back somehow, but Kakarot fought him and before Frieza died he blasted through this discoloured eye killing me"
"And that was what brought you here? Sounds like a very interesting and hell of a time in your world… and I doubt you were very trusted" Lahar said finishing his paper work.
"Nope, they trusted me with nothing! I'm not even allowed to be with my son on my own because everybody has got it in my wife's head I'd do something horrible to my boy like molestation or abuse him. I hate them all, but before I arrived in Fiore Shenron brought me to some sort of strange space. He explained I was his escape goat and I was a dragon Slayer now. And the only way to get home is to come to Fairy Tail and then find him… the worst part is that the Dragon took all of my Ki as well as my forms away, which I only get back by doing good deeds as he says… there you go glasses, a quick explanation of my life. Now leave me the fuck alone" Vegeta said standing up.
"This was very helpful; Makarov will have full custody over you now and I will assign you with this Natsu character to help you with your magic. The council will put special protocols in place encase you lose control of this 'Oozaru' form… I will take my leave now" said the man as he left the Guild.
"Hey buddy, looks like we're team mates now" Natsu smiled patting the Saiyan on the back.
"I'm very happy with your cooperation Vegeta, now go get some food with Mirajane… I understand you have very large appetites" the old man smiled "Nice of Shenron to send you to the Fairy Tail family"
"This has all been a drag on me, now I will take that offer and get something to eat… I'm sick of talking today" he sighed going down stairs and getting some food, eating almost everything the Guild had.
"Hey if you keep eating like that then you'll get stomach cramps" said a small girl with blue hair "I'm Levy Mcgarden it's nice to meet you" she smiled.
"Vegeta, Ukano… You seem to be less crazy than the others… what's your power then?" Vegeta groaned, getting sick of all these overly happy people.
"I use solid script magic… SOLID SCRIPT: FOOD" the little mage created the word food made out of food in front of him "Master just told me a couple things about you, so you had a pretty rough time before coming here? I did too"
"You keep bringing the food and I'll tolerate you…" Vegeta said eating the food, his tail slightly wagging.
"Why don't you write a book about what you've been through? I'd really wanna read it, and that way everyone would know about you. And they'd know not to bother you" she said sweetly, making more food for him.
"maybe, only so they can leave me alone and know who the true Prince is" Vegeta said half sarcastically, but for some reason he felt calm around her.
"I'm looking forward to it Vegeta, and if you get hungry again just come and have a talk with me. It's probably way cheaper" she smiled walking away.
"Strange people" Vegeta said, eating his food *Least I have a vending machine, maybe I will write about my crap hole I call a life? I won't publish the stuff, it'll just take things off my mind*
dokoka he tsurete tte!
BURIKI no uma ni notte futari de
(GO! GO! Let's go! ROMANSU)
kataomoi no DO-RU ha
kotoba ni dekinai kara setsunai
namida ga dechau yowamushi da ne
anata no koto omou tabi ni…
tsuki no (tsuki no) yoru ha (yoru ha)
itsumo (itsumo)
usagi wo sagashiteru
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
mahou kakarareta mitai
zutto yume kara mesamenai no
koi ha hitorigoto
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
KOTENPAN ni suki nandesu
donna jumon wo tonaetara
tsutawaru no deshou?
kanpeki gu~no ne
ikinari dakishimete!
kakuu no oujisama onegai
(GO! GO! Let's go! LOVE! LOVE)
omocha no DAIYAMONDO
KIRA KIRA kagayaku made mitsumete
(GO! GO! Let's go! LOVE! LOVE)
tooku ni itemo machitsudzukeru
anata no KISU todoku hi made
hoshi no (hoshi no) hikari (hikari)
terasu (terasu)
HA-TO NO RABIRINSU
gu~no ne ano ne sore de ne
mune ga shimetsukeraretemo
nazeka totemo shiawase nano
koi ha FANTAJI-
gu~no ne ano ne sore de ne
majo ni kusuri nomasarete
kaeru ya buta ni natta tte
anata akiramenai
suteki na gu~no ne
shuugou!
ICHI gu~no ne!
NI gu~no ne!
SAN gu~no ne!
YON gu~no ne!
kanpeki gu~no ne!
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
mahou kakerareta mitai
zutto yume kara samenai no
koi ha hitorigoto
gu~no ne denai kurai ni
KOTENPAN ni suki nandesu
donna jumon wo toraetara
tsutawaru no deshou?
gu~no ne are ya kore ya de
atsukunatteiru mitai
anata igai ha mienai no
koi ha BURAINDO
gu~no ne are ya kore ya de
mecha kucha ni suki nandesu
itsuka anata ni iwasetai
"mairimashita" nante
okaeshi gu~no ne
Let me know if you guys like this small idea. Raditz Sei out :p