Interviewer: Shattered Angels
Interviewee: (By popular demand!) Death the Kid
Shattered Angels: Ummmmmmmm…what are you doing?
Death the Kid: (Re - arranging the studio) Why, I'm making everything symmetrical. What else would I be doing?
Shattered Angels: That brings me to my first question - why are you obsessed with having everything symmetrical?
Death the Kid: *Gasp* Why do you ask such a thing? Symmetry is the driving force of life…*Sigh*…without symmetry, we would all be just as ugly as that kid, Black Star…
Shattered Angels: And what is wrong with him? He seems like a nice guy…
Death the Kid: What do you mean what's wrong with him? His tattoo! It is clearly on his shoulder - and only one one of them! He disgusts me!
Shattered Angels: Wow, your very judegemtal, considering your just as asymmetrical as anyone else…
Death the Kid: How dare you! You monster!
Shattered Angels: But your hair…only half of it has the white stripes…
Death the Kid: (Looking in mirror) I am a disgrace…WHY, CRUEL WORLD?!
Shattered Angels: It's okay…nothing is perfectly symmetrical…
Death the Kid: I AM NOTHING BUT FILTH ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH…
Shattered Angels: Jeez…problems, much?
Death the Kid: HOW COULD I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE?
Shattered Angels: Okay then…let's move on…
Death the Kid: JESUS *BLEEP* CHRIST, HOW THE *BEEP* DID I GET SO *BEEP* UP?
WHERE THE *BEEP* DID I GO WRONG?
Shattered Angels: JUST CALM DOWN!
Death the Kid: I AM JUST A PIECE *BEEP* THAT DISGRACES THIS WONDERFUL *BEEP* PLANET! STRIKE ME DOWN, GOD! MAKE THIS *BEEP* NIGHTMARE COME TO A *BEEP* END, I BEG YOU!
Shattered Angels: Ummmmm…Why did you choose your weapon the way you did…
Death the Kid: To be symmetrical…BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE…MY WORLD IS COMING TO AN END…
Shattered Angels: This is not gonna get good reviews…
Death the Kid: (Grabs Shattered Angels shirt, shaking him) HOW COULD YOU BE THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF, YOU SELF - CENTERED SON OF A *BEEP*! YOUR WORSE THEN THE WORSTES AND MOST HORRIBLE PIECE OF *BEEP* * BEEP*!
Shattered Angels: I think I'm going to go and interview someone else and come back to you later on…
Death the Kid: *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEPITY* * BEEP* * BEEP*!¡!
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