Interviewer: Shattered Angels
Interviewee: Excalibur
Shattered Angels: Hi Exc -
Excalibur: Fool!
Shattered Angels: But how am I a -
Excalibur: Fool!
Shattered Angels: But this interview is going to stink if you keep doi -
Excalibur: Fool!
Shattered Angels: Can you at least tell a story or something?
Excalibur: A story…
Shattered Angels: Yes, a sto -
Excalibur: Fool!
Shattered Angels: JUST TELL A STORY AND STOP CALLING ME A F -
Excalibur: Fool! I shall tell a story not for you, but because I have all of those wonderful fans out there in the big world…
Shattered Angels: Thanks, I apreci -
Excalibur: Fool! One does not ask to hear a story and then speak through it!
Shattered Angels: Okay, okay I'm sorr -
Excalibur: It was in the time of my youth, back when I still had a wonderful miester - King Arthur…
Shattered Angels: *Mutters* Oh brother…
Excalibur: (Whacks Shattered Angels on the head with cane) Fool! One does not speak through another story!
Shattered Angels: OKAY, OKAY JUST STOP WITH THE FOO -
Excalibur: Fool! Sit down and know your place when I am telling a story!
Shattered Angels: Okay, sorry…
Excalibur: Fool! You keep interrupting my story!
Shattered Angels: You weren't even talkin -
Excalibur: Fool!
Shattered Angels: OKAY, THAT'S IT!
Excalibur: My day always starts with a cup of coffee with cream.
Shattered Angels: What?
Excalibur: Nothing beats a cup of hot, herbal, tea.
Shattered Angels: But I thought you just said a cup of coffee with cre -
Excalibur: Fool! I always start my day with a cup of coffee with cream!
Shattered Angels: I AM SO *BEEP* CONFUZED!
Excalibur: I do not eat carrots.
Shattered Angels: How does this even apply to our conversat -
Excalibur: Fool! It IS the conversation!
Shattered Angels: I AM SO FRIGGEN CONFUZED!
Excalibur: Hence the reason you are a fool!
Shattered Angels: AHHHHHHHHH
Next week: Shattered Angels interviews everyone's favorite show off, Blackstar!