Interviewer: Shattered Angels

Interviewee: Blackstar

Shattered Angels: Boy, I do not want to do this interview.

Blackstar: Yahoo! I'm the biggest star of them all!

Shattered Angels: Oh brother...

Blackstar: Nobody is a bigger star then me! Blackstar!

Shattered Angels: Yes. We all know.

Blackstar: Really?

Shattered Angels: Yes. Everybody that watches the series knows that you are the 'biggest star of them all', qoute, end qoute.

Blackstar: Yahoo! I'm the center of attention!

Shattered Angels: I have no clue why I decided to interview you...

Blackstar: That's easy to answer! Because everybody couldn't wait for you interview the biggest star ever! Everybody loves me!

Shattered Angels: Oh my god...WE GET IT BLACKSTAR. WE GET IT.

Blackstar: Alright! Yahoo! Everybody loves me! Blackstar!

Shattered Angels: JESUS I THINK EVEN EXCALIBUR WAD BETTER, AND HE ONLY SAID FOOL FIFTY TIMES OVER!

Blackstar: Wait, you interviewed other people before me?

Shattered Angels: OF COURSE I DID!

Blackstar: Well then your in luck...

Shattered Angels: And why is that?

Blackstar: Because now EVERYONE is gonna read your story know that I am in it! Your story is gonna be the most popular story ever!

Shattered Angels: Sure. It's gonna be mega popular. Whatever.

Blackstar: Anyway. Yahoo! Everybody look at me! I'm the biggest star of them all! Everybody want to be me! Everybody envies me! I am Blackstar - the most amazing person to ever live!

Shattered Angels: Hmmmmmm...

Blackstar: What? What is it?

Shattered Angels: I'. Trying to decide who to interview next...

Blackstar: Why? We're still doing MY interview.

Shattered Angels: Unfortunately, we still are doing your interview. I like your character, but you say the same thing over, and over, and over…

Blackstar: Yahoo! I'm the bigg -

Shattered Angels: Alright. That's it. I tried guys. I tried. I'm done. Bye.

Blackstar: Wait, I didn't even get to the best part!

Shattered Angels: What did you have in mind?

Blackstar: I was gonna see which of my fans could impersonate me the best!

Shattered Angels: Yeah. That's it. I'm done. Goodnight everybody.