Cosplaying
"I'm not wearing that thing. Hell no."
"Why not?! You gotta! It's part of the costume!"
"Well that's retarded. Why the fuck does he wear that?"
"Because he lost his eye or something. I dunno. But you gotta! I dyed my hair white for this! So the least you could do is wear the damn thing."
"You dyed your hair because you're retarded. I'm not wearing that eyepatch."
"Oh come on! I'll do anything! I'll give you oral sex if you do~"
"..."
"...:"
"…...Gimme the eye patch."