Right now I'm just drowning out from the halftime show of the Super Bowl…I seriously don't get why so many people like Beyoncé so much. Now, I do think she's a pretty good songwriter and has a good voice, but I'm not that crazy for her. Wait, what the hell is she throwing out to the crowd?
Well, it's a good thing that the Ravens won though…nothing against San Francisco fans, but your city already won the World Series. What else do you want? By the way, I been waiting for the day that the Super bowl would actually black out because it was inevitable. With so much power being used, only one thing needs to go wrong to cause all of that…just saying.
: I'm not sure yet…not really the one to plan all this out. This is honestly spontaneous as I write. I'm willing to listen to all suggestions via reviews and PM's.
Darkryus: I'll certainly try…
FrenchMyToast: I've still considering whether or not the massacre should happen, but I set up a poll on my profile asking whether or not I should include the massacre into the story or not.
The Keeper of Worlds: Thanks!
StormyTempest: Don't worry…I'll explain the background in certain parts, eventually
As Naruto flashed to the Academy, he saw that everyone who passed the first exam, which he aced, was crammed into his classroom. He saw some unfamiliar faces that were part of another teacher in their same grade. As he took his seat, he looked outside the windows and started to think about the teacher and team his father assigned for him.
"Alright everybody, take a seat and calm down" Iruka shouted from the front of the classrooms. With that, the entire room steadily went quiet. "Thank you. First of all, congratulations to all of you for passing the first part of this test. However, just because you passed this test doesn't automatically assure you are now a ninja." Everyone shuddered and gasped except Naruto who already saw this coming.
"I'll let your teachers explain the rules, but this is not your last test. Each teacher is different, but I would suggest you take this seriously. Now, on to the teams…" Iruka said to the crowd, who were even more nervous now; again, Naruto was the only exception.
Eventually, Iruka finally announced his team. "Team 7: Namikaze Naruto, Higashi Narumi, Shirane Mitsuo"
'Well, could've been worse I guess' Naruto thought as he looked over to his new teammates. Narumi was really smart and could prove to be an asset. She wore a dark blue shirt that hung over her waist a little, which meet her red ninja pants. (AN: I'm not an expert on women's clothing terminology…or any fashion terminology in general) Narumi had brown hair with a small scar on her left cheek.
However, Mitsuo was a pain in the neck. He was loud and obnoxious; in addition he wears a bright neon yellow ninja uniform that screams "kill me now", while claiming to be the second coming of the Yellow Flash. Yeah right, more like "Yellow Crap".
As Iruka finally finished announcing all the teams, the teams meet up with each other. Narumi sat in the middle with Naruto to her left and Mitsuo on her right. They waited patiently as the other sensei's took their students outside the room, while they had to wait for Gadot. (AN: if you really want to know what this means, PM me)
Getting bored, Mitsuo started to complain loudly. "What the hell! Why isn't sensei here yet?!"
"Calm down, Mitsuo. I'm sure he has a good reason. Try to be patient" Naruto calmly said.
"What's with you and backing up his severe tardiness?"
"Wow, I'm surprised you know what that even means, dead last."
"Why you!"
"Calm down boys!" Narumi yelled at them, effectively ending their argument.
However, their sensei was actually watching their conversation from within the walls. 'It feels like I already know their story. Their personalities match our team' he thought.
He finally entered the room that his genin were waiting for him.
"You're so late, sensei!" Mitsuo yelled, earning him a large bump on his head courtesy of Narumi.
Naruto eyes just widened, ignoring his teammates' remark. 'Wow, my dad went all out in getting the Copy Ninja Hatake Kakashi as my sensei.' Naruto thought. He practically knew all about Kakashi's jutsus and the fact that he was also the prodigy of his generation. His jutsu arsenal was the only who came close to his, and of course, Kakashi knew all of this beforehand. He was Naruto's private tutor when Minato was busy, partly the reason why Naruto has already learned so many jutsus.
"Well then…my first impressions of you guys…I hate you." Everyone felt a sunken feeling at that point, even Naruto. "How about we introduce ourselves up on the roof?" Kakashi asked as he flashed up to the roof. Naruto followed suit, only surprising his teammates.
"Let's see, how about you all introduce yourselves."
"Introduce ourselves? What should we say?" Narumi asked.
"What you like, hate, your dreams, and hobbies. Something like that" Kakashi suggested as he folded his arms.
"Why don't you go first, sensei?" Narumi asked.
"Me? I'm Hatake Kakashi. I have no intention of telling you my likes and dislikes." Naruto already knew about them, though. He knew it had to do with those perverted books his father and Kakashi would talk about. "As for my dream…I have a few hobbies" Kakashi ended his introduction.
"So all we got out of that was his name…" Narumi said sadly.
"Now it's your turn. You first, brown hair." Kakashi said.
"Me? My name is Higashi Narumi. My likes are reading and helping out at the hospital with my older sister. My dislikes are boys who constantly argue. My goal is to become the best medic ninja in Konoha, surpassing the Sannin. I already mentioned my hobbies, but I also like watching the sunset on my roof, though my mother doesn't like me being on the roof." Narumi said.
'Well, at least she will be a nice addition. Can't hurt to have a ninja with medic experience on the team' Kakashi thought.
"Next"
"My name is Shirane Mitsuo. I like playing shogi with my family, even though they beat me every time. My dislikes are stuck up, arrogant people." Naruto glared at him. "My goal is to be Hokage of this village!" Naruto scoffed at his last remark. If anyone was going to be Hokage, it would be him.
"Last person"
"Name is Namikaze Naruto. I like Ichiraku ramen and sparring with my father. My dislikes are annoying people who call themselves ninja. (AN: harsh, I know; but this is my story) My goal is to become the best Hokage in history, surpassing the Yondaime. My hobbies are studying jutsu and training."
"Hey! I am not annoying!" Mitsuo yelled.
"Then why are you yelling?" Naruto asked calmly.
"Alright, that's enough of that. Now, as I assume, I'm sure Iruka told you that just because you passed the first the test doesn't automatically make you a ninja yet." Both Mitsuo and Narumi shivered.
Kakashi continued, "Tomorrow is the survival training test. Make sure to show up at training grounds number 7. Unless you don't want to throw up, I suggest that you don't eat breakfast. Alright, dismissed."
With that, Naruto flashed away back to his home, while the other two walked home.
(The next day)
"SENSEI IS SO LATE!" Mitsuo complained.
"Will you quiet down a little down?" Naruto asked. He, of course, was the first person out here and landscaped the area while setting up some of his own traps. In addition, he actually ate breakfast because his mother and father all knew that the Kakashi always told his genin not to eat beforehand. However, Mitsuo and Narumi wished they actually ate right around now and regret not bringing anything to eat.
"Who asked you to chime in?"
"Boys, stop the fighting already. We're on the same team for crying out loud. Eventually, we're going to have to work together at some point." Narumi said.
"I have no objections to that" Naruto added.
"*sigh*…fine" Mitsuo finally gave in.
Just as their conversation ended, Kakashi appeared in front of them.
"Yo. Good morning"
"You're late, sensei!" Mitsuo and Narumi yelled. Naruto ignored them.
"A black cat crossed my path, so…" Kakashi explained. It was safe to say that everybody became a little nervous after this statement.
"Ma, let's move on…" Kakashi said as continued. He set up an alarm clock on a stump. "Alright, the alarm is set to 12 pm." He then rose up two bells in his hand, letting them jingle in the wind. "Today's objective is to get one of these bells from me before the alarm goes off. Whoever doesn't get one will not get any lunch. He/she will be tied up onto that log over there while I eat your lunch right in front of you." Right now, both Mitsuo's and Narumi's stomachs started to growl loudly.
"But wait…why are there only two bells?" Narumi asked.
"Since there are only two, at least one of you will be tied to the log. That person will fail since he/she failed to complete the mission. That person will go back to the Academy." Kakashi explained. Everyone at once got a determined look on their faces.
"It might just be one or all three. You can use your shuriken. You won't be able to get these from me unless you come at me like you're going to kill me." Kakashi continued.
"But, isn't that a little dangerous?" Narumi questioned.
"No, a jounin shouldn't really get beat up by a bunch of genin. We'll start on my go."
Everybody got into their battle stance.
"Ready, start!"
Naruto flashed away while Narumi jumped away. However, Mitsuo stayed right in his place.
"Um…aren't you a little off here?" Kakashi asked him.
"Fight me fair and square right here, right now!" Mitsuo demanded as he dashed toward him, with his fist ready to strike. Instead of getting ready for his attack, Kakashi pulled out a strange book. Naruto recognized it as one of the Icha Icha series books. 'He really doesn't expect to take us seriously. Well, wait till he falls for my trap.' Naruto evilly thought.
Meanwhile, Kakashi kept evading all of Mitsuo's punches. Suddenly, he appeared behind him, forming a tiger seal.
'He's going to use ninjutsu against a genin?' Naruto thought.
After Mitsuo suffered the wrath of Sennin Goroshi (AN: Thousand Years of Pain), Kakashi resumed reading his book as he looked for his other genin.
However, he walked across one of Naruto's hidden wires, which set off one of his traps. This set off 50 kunai that Kakashi wasn't really expecting. "Bingo.' Naruto thought as he started to carry out his plan.
Katon – Goukakyuu no Jutsu
Kakashi turned around to see Naruto's attack, whipping out his Sharingan just in time to avoid it. However, Naruto didn't give him any break as he continued on his assault.
Suiton - Kitsune arekuruu
At that point, Kakashi was already standing next to the river so Naruto's attack flashed right in front of him in mere milliseconds. However, Kakashi's Sharingan once again saved him as he knew dealing with the Yellow Flash's son is not one easy task. Right after he evaded the attack, Naruto flashed right in front of him, starting a taijutsu attack. Thanks to his speed and the Kyuubi's chakra, Naruto was able to compete with the Jounin.
After dodging a few attacks, Kakashi finally slipped a little, which Naruto exploited easily with a strong uppercut and landed a punch to his jaw. However, he later found out that he was only fighting a bunshin.
'Dammit. As expected from a Jounin…I need to find Narumi and Mitsuo to keep him busy' Naruto thought as he went to go find them.
Naruto found Narumi caught in a higher level genjutsu and Mitsuo hanging by a rope. 'Seriously, Mitsuo?' Naruto thought. After calming them down, Naruto discussed his strategy to them.
"Alright, in order to beat sensei, we'll need to work together. That's the main objective of his genin tests from what my father said" Naruto reasoned.
"Then why were you trying to take him out by yourself?" Mitsuo demanded.
"It doesn't matter; what does matter is that we to get those bells in the next 20 minutes" Naruto reasoned. "Ready?"
"Yeah" they both replied.
Kakashi was the least to say unimpressed with his other genin, while Naruto didn't even deserve to be here. He though he was more of a chunnin than a genin.
However, he sensed that everybody was close to each other ready to ambush him.
'So they're finally going to work each other now, eh?" Kakashi thought.
Kage Shuriken no Jutsu
Without a moment's notice, hundreds of shuriken flew his way. Just barely evading, Naruto flashed in front of him again. This time, he mainly focused on cornering Kakashi into their trap, where Mitsuo and Narumi were waiting to grab the bells. Naruto made sure this time that Kakashi was not a clone.
After Naruto landed a wheelhouse kick so quick the Sharingan couldn't catch up to it in time, Kakashi realized that both Mitsuo and Narumi were right behind him, aiming for the bells on his belt pocket.
Even though Kakashi caught himself just in time to send both of them away, Naruto flashed right in front of him while he was still distracted by the other two. After the bells were snatched, Kakashi turned around to see that his bells were gone. Shocked, he saw Naruto a few feet away from him holding the bells.
"Gotcha…sensei" Naruto said as the alarm rang.
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Jutsu translations:
Kage Shuriken no Jutsu (Shadow Shuriken)
Suiton - Kitsune arekuruu (Water style: Raging fox)
Katon – Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Fire style: Fireball jutsu)