So surprisingly, I managed to get this one done pretty quick. Then again, I did copy and paste a lot of what was used in this which reminds me. This experiment fiasco is going to be split up into three different parts including this one, which has a few songs. Two of them however aren't even from Disney movies. I'll explain why I used them at the end in the second A.N.
I do not own Kingdom Hearts, its characters, anything belonging to Disney, Lucasfilms, Star Wars or anything that belongs in a Mel Brooks movie. Enjoy!
Sometime after their mission following the incident on Mortis, the five friends found themselves catching a breather on Coruscant. Little did they know, things would be picking up in a similar way prior to several months ago.
Currently, Ahsoka, Natasha, Nairbix, and Padme were enjoying a relaxing evening in the Senator's apartment. As they were lounging and enjoying tea, Threepio shuffled into the room and addressed Padme. "Pardon me, Mistress Padme, but it seems that you have been called to return to the Senate building to retrieve documents concerning the new bill that is to be passed."
"Thank you, Threepio." she nodded curtly, "Sorry, but I just need to take care of this real quick."
"Eh, it's fine," Natasha waved off, "We'll just wait here for you until you get back."
"You're sure?"
"Padme, come on, what could possibly happen?" Nairbix asked jinxing the evening for everyone.
"…Okay, but you guys better not starting anything up like that time with the experiment." Padme warned.
"What're you complaining about? You spent the whole time cuddling with 254 while we had to take care of the rest." Natasha retorted. As soon as Padme left, however, a swirling green portal appeared from the corner of the ceiling and spat out a box on the table in front of them.
"IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!" they all cried in horror. Nairbix then tore open the box and found only three experiment pods inside; the only downside was that each of them had a timer with a vial of water attached to them.
"Damn you, Jumba!" Natasha shouted as the portal closed.
"The next time I see him, I swear I'll cut his belly open." hissed Nairbix.
"Think about that later, which ones did he send this time?" Ahsoka asked through her panicking.
"Uh well, the one that's about to activate will…oh no."
"What-what will it do?!" Natasha asked.
"…It'll be fine as long as we are the only ones that it comes into contact with." But as soon as Nairbix said this, his comlink began to go off with Spades on the other line.
"General VanSull, we just received word of the energy signature and are headed your way." the Clone informed.
"What energy signature-how do you know what's going on?!"
"After the last time your brother sent his experiments over, the Jedi set up a scanner to receive any indication of when he would try it again in the future. Seeing as our squadron along with Commander Cody and Captain Rex along with some of their men were the closest, we decided to step in and assist you."
"Oh, no-oh, no, no, no, no, no!" Nairbix shrieked, "Spades, do not come here, I repeat, do not come here. Wherever you are right now, just turn back-that's an order, Colonel!"
"But, sir, we're already on top of the roof of the Senator's building." Spades informed.
"…Shit!" Nairbix spat. Not a moment later, the faint sound of beeping and glass breaking could be heard from Nairbix's hand. "Shit!" he yelled as the pod expanded in a bright yellow light as it activated. Once the light cleared, a small white faced experiment hovered over their heads softly smiling. It had blue oval-shaped eyes and had flowing green hair with musical note symbols running along as though its hair was sheet music.
"Grab it!" Ahsoka yelled only to fall flat on her face as the experiment easily dodged; by some way or another, it was able to sense the clones up on the roof and fazed through the ceiling like a ghost to meet them.
"Quick, everyone get up to the roof!" Natasha shouted. Once they reached the roof, they saw the experiment disperse a cloud of green dust over Spades' head and flew higher into the air. Then, it pulled out a conductor's baton and took a deep breath.
"Spades?" Nairbix asked as they approached him, none of the other Clones were in sight. Just then, the experiment let loose its breath and began to conduct.
"Step in time!" Spades cried out, "Step in time!"
"Step in time!" Rex and Jackal called back as they popped out from hiding with the others following.
"Step in time!" Cody and his men shouted.
"Step in time!" the rest cried.
"Step in time!" Spades repeated before completely singing, "Step in time, step in time, come on, mateys, step in time." He sang as they all joined in and began to dance as well.
"Step in time!"
"Step in time, step in time, step in time, step in
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme
Step in time, you step in time!
Kick your knees up!
Kick your knees up, step in time
Kick your knees up, step in time
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme
Kick your knees up, step in time
Round the chimney!
Round the chimney, step in time
Round the chimney, step in time
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme
Round the chimney, step in time
Flap like a birdie!
Flap like a birdie, step in time
Flap like a birdie, step in time
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme
Flap like a birdie, step in time
Up on the railing!
Up on the railing, step in time
Up on the railing, step in time
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme
Up on the railing, step in time
Over the rooftops!
Over the rooftops, step in time
Over the rooftops, step in time
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme... step in time!
Over the rooftops!
Over the rooftops!
Link your elbows!
Link your elbows, step in time
Link your elbows, step in time
Link your elbows
Link your elbows
Link your elbows!
Step in time, step in time
Step in time, step in time
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme
Step in time, you step in time!" they all sang merrily as the experiment controlled them.
"What the hell is happening?!" Natasha cried while staring at the performance.
"This would be the handiwork of Experiment 214, designed to make anyone that falls prey to its dust to start singing and/or dancing to a song of its choosing." Nairbix replied still staring at the dancing Clones.
"This has got to be the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to the Republic!" Ahsoka wailed.
"Oh, trust me, it's worse than you think, Snips." Nairbix corrected.
"What do you?" they asked bluntly.
"214 analyzes the genetic code of the person that gets covered in its dust and assess which song for them to sing; after that, the dust is modified to control that person through their genetic structure and anyone else who might share it."
"So…that means…"Ahsoka muttered.
"Literally every last Clone in the galaxy is now singing and dancing to this song. In perfect harmony too, as a matter of fact." Nairbix replied nonchalantly as Natasha and Ahsoka became pale.
"Anything else we ought to know?" Natasha asked painfully.
"Yeah, this song that 214 has them doing, is about nine minutes long." he said just as nonchalantly as before, "Well, try and look on the bright side of this." Nairbix suggested.
"Our entire army is literally simultaneously singing and dancing across the galaxy right now!" Natasha shouted in anger, "How the hell is there a bright side to this?!"
"…We now know that the Clones aren't that bad of dancers?" Nairbix replied unsure if he should've said anything. As the Clones continued to dance, Spades, Rex, Cody, Jackal and other members of Noise Maker Squad climbed up to the highest railing.
At first, they all wobbled and tried to maintain their balance just before linking their arms together and kicking in chorus with the utmost perfection. As they proved their point, the rest of the Clones pulled out their riffles and began to bounce and pump them to the music 214 was making.
"Okay, I'll admit, that was pretty impressive." Natasha conceded as they flipped and jumped back to safer area of the roof, "But I've had enough this!" she cried while grabbing Wool's blaster. With a look of pure annoyance plastered on her face, Natasha fired the weapon alerting all of the Clones and the experiment.
At the sight of this, 214 waved its baton at the roof and opened a couple of holes leading back to Padme's apartment. Every last one of the Clones rushed to jump through them and one by one, they rolled into the room as they continued their little number.
Once he heard the commotion, Threepio shuffled into the room and cried at the sight, "Ah! They're at it again!"
"They're at it again, step in time
They're at it again, step in time
They're at it again, step in time!" the Clones sang merrily. It was at this point where the non-dancing trio rolled in through the holes themselves. Unfortunately, the Clones felt the need for bringing them into the song; so naturally, they grabbed Ahsoka by the arm and literally dragged her into it.
"Ow!" she shrieked with the Clones copying her.
Ow, step in time
Ow, step in time
Never need a reason,
Never need a rhyme
Ow, step in time!"
As luck would have it, Padme chose this time to return from the Senate and become involved in the ordeal herself. "What's going here?!" she bellowed at her friends but once she spotted 214, she narrowed her eyes directly at Nairbix, "Nairbix?!"
"End the war, step in time
End the war, step in time!"
"Men, please, stop this." Padme pleaded.
"End the war!"
"End the war!" Padme cried as she joined in with the Clones marching against the war. And to kick them while they were down even more, Anakin of all people popped inside as Kul and Ahsoka were dancing past him.
"It's the master!" Ahsoka exclaimed in both embarrassment and terror.
"It's the master, step in time
"It's the master, step in time
"What's all this?!" Anakin shouted.
"What's all this?
What's all this?
What's all this?
What's all this?
Kick your knees up, step in time
Link your elbows, step in time
Kick your knees up
Kick your knees up
Kick your knees up
Kick em'!" the Clones cried as they all kicked in chorus with the others being literally pulled in. Much to everyone that wasn't under 214's control, the song had finally finished and all of the Clones were left standing in different poses while 214 was giggling up a storm.
"It's finally over." Ahsoka exhaled in relief.
"Would someone mind telling me what the hell just happened?!" Anakin shouted while the Clones shuffled in embarrassment.
"Um…well, my brother Jumba sent another box of experiments again." Nairbix sheepishly admitted.
"Again?! How many times are we going to go through this?!" Anakin yelled, "Please tell me that this is the only experiment that he sent."
"…No…but there are only two more this time around."
"Anything else we should know?" Padme asked.
"…Both of them have timers that will cause a vial of water to burst once the times are up." admitted Nairbix.
"Well, at least nobody got injured this time." Ahsoka threw in.
"Just all the Clones' pride." Natasha countered which made said Clones mutter "shut up" bitterly. But then, Natasha noticed something; the sound of 214's giggling had disappeared-along with the experiment itself! "The experiment's gone!" she cried.
"What?!" they all cried.
"Wh-where did it go?!" Padme screeched, Nairbix quickly dashed over to the balcony and used his magic to try and spot the musical monstrosity. As he sorted through the zooming flying vehicles, he managed to find 214 as it hitched a ride to the worst place possible for it to go.
"It's headed for the Jedi Temple!" Nairbix wailed, "I am so dead!"
"Let's go!" cried Natasha as everyone but the Clones rushed to the door.
"Spades, guys, come on, let's go." Nairbix urged.
"…We're gonna need some private time, General." Spades replied shamefully.
"Bah!" Nairbix waved off as he ran out the door.
Once they arrived at the temple, Anakin gave out an alert to all the Jedi inside, "Attention, all Jedi, this is Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, there is an experiment running loose in the temple. Be on guard but do not engage-repeat, do not engage."
"This will not end well if 214 gets near a large group of Jedi." Nairbix stated.
"Would it be any worse if it got near a small group?!" Anakin asked hotly.
"Yeah, because the larger the group the longer or more embarrassing the song will be!" Nairbix retorted.
"Anakin!" Obi-Wan called as he ran to join the others, "They found the experiment in the training grounds and are about to capture it."
"What?! We said don't engage! Don't engage!" Nairbix protested.
"They know that but apparently, they think that they'll be able to take it down or at least kill it if need be."
"They can't!" Nairbix cried.
"Nairbix, we know that you and your brother created it, but it's too much of a threat-look what it did to the Clones." Anakin reasoned.
"No, I mean they literally can't kill it," Nairbix clarified, "All of the experiments are genetically and physically indestructible. You guys try to even smack it with a lightsaber and you'll only make it mad; and trust me, 214 has a lot of embarrassing songs to choose from." He warned as they reached the training grounds.
Near the temple's ancient tree, 214 dodged the group of male masters and knights' attacks. This time, its green hair was auburn red and wrapped around its head; this indicated that it was recharging its technique. Having enough of this nonsense, Windu tossed his lightsaber at 214 thinking it would end the issue.
"Master, no!" Anakin shouted as he jumped down to stop him; but it was too late, the lightsaber struck 214's face. It glared at them all in furry not at all harmed by Windu's attack. It then whipped its hair around letting it loose and change back to green as the dust covered the Jedi.
"Oh, bugger." said Nairbix bluntly. As the dust settled, all the Jedi (Anakin included) had their heads down and stood in two rows and once the music started, Nairbix immediately knew which song they were going to sing and dance to. "Yep, they will definitely kill me once this is all said and done."
"We're men, we're men in tights
We roam around the worlds
Looking for fights
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich
And give to the poor
That's right
We may look like sissies
But watch what you say
Or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights
Always on guard defending the people's right." they sang happily. After that verse, the formed one single line and began a chorus kick sing silly "la las" and waving their hands after flipping some of the others back to the second row.
"We're men, manly men
We're men in tights
Yes
We roam around the worlds looking for fights
We're men, we're men in tights
We rob from the rich
And give to the poor
That's right
We may look like pansies
But don't get us wrong
Or else we'll put out your lights
We're men, we're men in tights
Tight tights
Always on guard defending the people's rights
When you're in a pinch
Just call for the Men in Tights
We're much!"
As the music quickly ended, every last one of the Jedi looked around in embarrassment and shuffled in anger while 214 laughed up a storm. "Nairbix!" shouted Anakin at the top of his lungs.
"I'm working on it! I'm working on it!" he shouted back as he chased after 214 yet again. Back inside the temple, they lost sight of 214 as they came to four different hallways. "Alright, Natasha and Ahsoka, you two take the right hallway. Obi-Wan, you take the middle; Padme, you and I will take the left."
"Got it." they all replied and went their separate ways. Obi-Wan kept his eyes peeled for any sign of 214 but came face to face with someone he never would have expected, Satine!
"Satine? What are you doing here?" Obi-Wan asked, Satine wasn't really known for stopping by the temple since she arrived to Coruscant.
"I heard that there was some sort of experiment running amuck in the temple and I wanted to get a glimpse at it." the Duchess informed.
"Satine, I'm not sure that this is the right time to catch a glimpse at it."
"Well, I missed out on the last time the experiments were here, and from what Senator Amidala told me, it was quite the experience." Satine replied with a smirk. Little did either of them know, 214 was hovering over them with a devious and mischievous smirk.
Needless to say, 214 released its music making powder over the heads of the old flames; but, be it fortunately or unfortunately, Obi-Wan gently pushed Satine out of the dust's reach taking on a full dose for himself. Oddly enough, he was smiling dumbly; that is to say a dumb love-struck smile at the Mandalorian.
"Obi, are you alright?" Satine asked in concern.
"Of course since I am with you." he replied tenderly.
"What?" she asked curtly, Obi-Wan gently took both of her hands and pulled her over to the large temple windows where the moon shined through them and gazed into her eyes.
"The night is young, and you're so beautiful." he complimented. As he did, 214 hovered over them and the others along with Anakin caught up to the seasoned Jedi. "B-flat." he said to 214 just before bursting into song and startling Satine.
"The night is young and you're so beautiful,
Here among the shadows, beautiful lady, open you heart.
The scene is set, the breezes sing of it,
Can't you get into the swing of it, lady, when do we start?
When the lady is kissable and the evening is cool,
Any dream is permissible in the heart of a fool.
The moon is high and you're so glamorous,
And if I seem over amorous, lady, what can I do?
The night is young and I'm in love with you!"
Everyone else was utterly speechless after hearing their friend's song, their mouths gaping while Satine's was slightly opened with her face burning and red. It was at that moment that the effects of the dust wore off and Obi-Wan realized what he had just done.
Naturally, he was speechless and beyond flustered.
"Satine, I-"
But he was cut off by Satine kissing him passionately.
"Oh, that is so not good." Natasha said curtly at the sight. The two lovers soon parted their lips and gazed into each other's eyes; but before Obi-Wan could say anything, Satine's finger shot up in between their lips.
"We never speak of this again." she strictly stated before speed walking away. Everyone, including Obi-Wan just stared at Satine's back as she left the hallway as awkward silence filled the air.
"…What the f*** was that?!" Nairbix exclaimed. Even 214 was shocked at the sight, that being said, it was the perfect opportunity for the party to catch it; which Ahsoka managed to do after jumping into the air and sealing it into the glass container Nairbix brought.
"Haha! I got it, guys!" she cheered triumphantly.
"And we only had to suffer through three songs this time around." Nairbix nodded with pride.
"And don't remember seeing you sing or dancing, Nairbix!" Anakin, Obi-Wan and Padme shouted in anger while the Narnian dressed in black simply shrugged his shoulders.
He then waved his hand over the container and activated its dehydration function and returned 214 back to its pod form. After he took it out, the sound of electronic beeping could be heard coming from his coat's pocket. In case you didn't quickly make the connection, it was the timer on one of the pods.
It activated and revealed the next experiment that they would face. This one was not at all frightening, it was actually rather cute. It was pink, had a large head with a pacifier in its mouth, rapidly fluttering pink wings, and long tail with a ball-shaped tip.
"Oh…cripes!" Nairbix cursed as he smacked his forehead. It took one look at Nairbix and shook its tail over his head releasing a cloud of pink powder. The moment this happened, Anakin used the Force to shove the experiment into the container where it was reduced back to its pod form.
Short lived, right?
"Nairbix?" Anakin called out, "Buddy, are you okay?"
"Dah!" a cute high little voice called back befuddling everyone who heard the sound.
Fearing the worst, they all slowly looked down at the ground and saw a black haired baby in the same clothes as Nairbix smile at them toothlessly.
The experiment had turned Nairbix into a baby!
Yep, I used another song from Marry Poppins and even used two songs from Robin Hood Men in Tights. Why? Well, the song with the Clones I've had in mind for awhile while the other two recently popped into my head after watching the movie a few days ago. And regarding 214, that was purely based off of a pokemon from Black and White (I think), I don't know what it's actually called or what it can do cause I really don't care, the days of pokemon are well behind me. Anyway, I hope you guys liked this one and I'll get the next part out soon, but not too soon because a lot of my readers for my more successful fic deserve not to be kept waiting any longer.
Bye!