Alex Conners: 5'0, Virgo. Positive traits of Virgos: brave, sincere, dynamic, freedom loving, spontaneous, adventurous, takes initiatives, inspiring, and child-like enthusiasm. Negative traits of Virgos: rushing into things, ego, demanding everything immediately, and reacting. Theme song? Probably So in Love with Two, by Mikaila.
December 12-three months later.
"I feel ridiculous-Couldn't I have worn pants or something?" Alex asked Tamaki, looking up at him with confused eyes. She was made to wear a Bali "Princess" dress, as Tamaki was her "Father" and said that she should be dressed as a "Lady". To be honest, since she wasn't wearing shorts or leggings underneath the dress, she felt kind of naked. "I feel naked in this thing." The dress was long and stopped at her ankles, but it was still uncomfortable.
"You look like a real girl!" Tamaki gushed, eyes sparkling as he clamped his hands together, "Mommy! Look at how cute our daughter is!" Alex turned her head to look at Kyoya, only to shriek and cover her eyes with her hands,
"MY EYES! THEY BURN!"
"Well, that's rather rude. Don't you think that'll hurt my feelings?" Alex snapped back at Kyoya, removing her hand so she could point at him dramatically, crying out in protest,
"I don't care if they hurt! Put a shirt on- are you trying to blind me!? I get it, your hot and that makes all the girls' swoon, but seriously man! I don't want that image stained in my head-!" She groaned and dragged a hand down her face, whining, "Too late..." Kyoya smirked at that.
"If it makes you feel any better, we get more profit if we show skin."
"Yes, yes, I know this." Alex muttered, shaking her head. "Rawr...Hey, wait," She grew thoughtful for a minute. "I thought Tamaki wanted to do a Tropical Paradise three months ago?" Kyoya stopped writing in his book and said,
"Impressive, you actually remembered something." She gained a tick mark, but wasn't really angry. It takes a lot to get her actually angered-she just gets irritated.
"Hey! What's that supposed to mean?"
"Guys!" Kaoru interrupted the argument, walking up-also shirtless and using a blue cloth to hold up his bangs. He wore blue, plaid shorts that stopped at his knees and very expensive necklaces that draped against his chest. Hikaru wore an outfit identical to Kaoru. "There's another guest coming!"
"Positions!" Tamaki cried out everyone ran to get into them, rose petals at the ready.
"Welcome," They all greeted, Haruhi poking her head in with wide-eyes. Hikaru deadpanned, once Haruhi came it and fell to her knees, groaning.
"Oh, it's you, Haruhi. Your late."
"I thought it was a guest," Kaoru explained to her, "So we positioned ourselves." Haruhi quickly lifted up her calender and muttered, looking at it with dull eyes,
"According to my calender, it's the middle of December." Tamaki started to rant, sitting in his Bali throne,
"It's only the Commoners' feeling of being afraid of the cold and huddling up inside a kotatsu!" He stood, causing Alex to sweatdrop. I thought you had a thing for kotatsus'... She watched as he waltzed over to Haruhi, placing a hand on her shoulder, "Why do we have this perfect air conditioning system? A good man can't hide his beautiful body by wearing lots of clothes-no! Its Winter, that's why we welcome all those cute little kittens and puppies," They were actually receiving a few male guests now, because of Alex being a Hostess. "with warm, Southern country aura! Yes! This is the Ultimate Eden! A sparkling, beautiful oasis!"
"That's funny, because I feel a massive chill right now." Haruhi said with a sour look on her face, looking away from Tamaki irritably.
It almost makes me wonder what got those two together in the first place... Alex sweatdropped, shaking her head.
"Alexis!" Daichi called from one of the tables- he had black hair and brown eyes. "Are you coming back or not?"
Alex stood up straight and looked at him, nodding, "Yeah, yeah, I'll be there in a second!" She started to head that way, only to feel a hand clamp itself on her shoulder. She jumped, startled, and looked behind in surprise. She had to crane her neck a bit as she looked up at Kyoya, eyes wide. "Wh-What the hell was that for!? Why do you keep appearing out of nowhere!?"
"You just don't pay attention," He corrected her, a smirk forming its way onto his lips, before he forced it back down, "Keep in mind, men are more straightforward than woman and are more aggressive." Alex raised an eyebrow, and questioned,
"What? You think he's gonna try to rape me or something?" Kyoya's glasses flashed,
"I'd rather not have one of our precious Hosts get into even more trouble than they already get themselves into," He told her, pretty much telling her he was talking about her. "Just be careful. Tamaki would throw a fit if something happened to his precious "Daughter"."
Alex briefly remembered her own dad, and her chest tightened. Black hair, blue eyes, glasses...overweight. Major history freak and he always gave her lectures. Her parents were divorced, and her dad remarried to a woman from Mexico. Her mother looked a lot like Alex, with the brown hair and eyes. They had the same nose, but Alex had her dad's round headshape. She then remembered her two sisters and her brother, I wonder how they're doing...I hope they're happy. Happier than I am, at least.
She gave Kyoya a small, slightly forced smile, "I'll be fine. I can take 'em!" She lifted her right arm up and clenched her fist, placing her left hand on her bicep as though she actually had muscle, "See! I got da powah!"
"...Moron." Was all he said before he turned and left. Alex watched his retreating form for a few moments as he headed back to his table, before heading over to her own. She sat down and smiled, giving them a peace sign,
"So, what's up?"
Daichi grinned at her, "Well, I was just waiting for my favorite Hostess to get back so I could talk to her."
"Aw, thank you! Your so sweet." Alex felt her ego grow slightly, "Thanks, my favorite male guest!"
"So..." Daichi trailed off thoughtfully for a moment, his gray eyes sparkling. "Since you're the only Hostess, are you going to the Christmas party the Host Club is holding?"
Alex blinked in surprise and frowned, "I-I don't know, probably-most likely, maybe, yes? I think." She shrugged, lifting her hands up, "Who knows?" Only to gasp when her hand knocked a cup over-She made to catch, while Daichi gasped and made to pull her away before she got tea spilled on her. Alex felt his hand grip her arm and she barely had time to blink before she was being tugged towards him,
"Look out!" Alex's back crashed against his chest and Daichi quickly wrapped an arm around her stomach as he fell back onto the couch, Alex practically sitting in his lap. "-Oof!"
"Whoa!" Alex grunted as they landed. She quickly opened her eyes and instantly found herself uncomfortable, not liking this position one bit. "Uh-Can you let-"
"Are you okay?" Daichi asked worriedly, gray eyes wide. Alex tensed and nodded awkwardly,
"Y-Yeah, I'm fine. Can you let go-"
"Sorry!" He gasped and released the girl, who stood and took a few steps back away from him, only to groan and curse,
"Damn it, towels, towels..." She muttered, "Towels-Haruhi!" Alex cried out and rushed towards the brunette, who was talking to Kyoya. She wrapped her arms around her neck, hugging her and asking, "Do you know where the towels are at?"
Kyoya gestured with his pen to the counter behind them, "Over there."
"So," Haruhi spoke up as Alex released her, "Are you the one who came up with this Tropical Paradise idea?"
"I have no decision making authority," He told her, pushing up his glasses. "all club activities are made the Host Club King, Tamaki. But, I guess there's no harm in admitting to casually slipping a Bali Photobook on his desk." He smiled and Alex had to comment,
"Well, aren't you friendly." His glasses flashed as he watched Alex walk away, not giving him a chance to reply. Alex quickly cleaned up the spilled tea, then running to get another paper towel and running to the kitchen to wet it, ran back and got another dry one, ran back to the mess and wiped the sticky mess, then use the dry towel to dry the floor so no one would slip. "Done!" She declared and made to throw the towels away,
"Wait, Alexis!" Alex paused and turned to look at Daichi confused,
"What's up?" She asked curiously, not knowing if she should be worried or not. She gained that gut feeling though...Unfortunately, she always ends up going against that feeling-intentionally or not.
"C-Can you, ah, I don't know, dance with me during the party?" Alex opened her mouth to reply, saying she didn't know how to dance, when a hand placed itself on her shoulder and a voice from behind her spoke, startling her and causing her to jump,
"She would love too." Sebastian-no, Kyoya! She whirled her head around to glare at him,
"Can you stop doing that!? You're gonna give me a heart attack one of these days!"
Daichi smile grew, "Really!? Awesome-I-I'll see you there!" He made to leave, since his time was up.
Alex then realized what happened and her jaw dropped, causing her to turn and glare at Kyoya again, pushing his hand off of her shoulder, "What was that for? I can't dance!"
He raised an eyebrow, "Oh, and why not?"
"Because I don't know how!" She only knew that she was supposed to follow the guy's lead and the dancing she saw on TV-not that she actually knew how to waltz. Kyoya's eyes hid behind his glasses, "I don't know about you, but I didn't come from some rich family-I never went to any fancy parties-actually, I never went to parties in general. I never actually really did leave my house," She laughed at that, getting off track. "I only left when we needed to go shopping or something like that, and school. Wait-there was that one Graduation Dance that I went too-but I only danced when Lila dragged me over-she had to tell me what to do...And then there was the Hokey Pokey, oh, and the chicken dance! And...what else was there?" Alex trailed off in thought, completely off track.
If Kyoya was that kind of man, he would've sweatdropped. But, since he was not, he pushed up his glasses and said with a slightly smirk, "Then it's a good thing that you have me as your teacher."
"And-wait, what?" Alex's eyes went wide and she waved her hands in front of her, shaking her head rapidly, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no-I-I can't! You can't, I mean, that wouldn't-I would end up stepping-I-I-" Unable to form proper sentences, she sighed, hanging her and slumping her shoulders, "Fine..."
"Good. Then that means from this moment onward, you are now my apprentice." He smiled a shit-eating and grin and Alex felt her eyes widen considerably...If this was anything like Ciel and Sebastian's dance lesson...
"B-But-But you're too tall!" Alex blurted, unable to hide her worry, "It'll be hard to dance with a guy whose a head taller than me!" Liam was almost head taller than me...He was at least 5'6. Kyoya's most likely 5'10 or something of the sort. "You're like, six feet! In case you haven't noticed, I'm a hobbit!"
"You'll do fine." He told her, glasses flashing again.
"Will not! I'll end up stepping on your feet, or tripping, or falling, or-or-" She was cut off when he placed a hand on her head, ruffling her hair slightly.
"Don't be such a moron." Alex's eyes widened at the tone of voice he used, or more specifically, those words. If she remembered correctly, Kyoya often called Tamaki a "moron" out of affection. And if...
"Are we friends?" Alex blinked and clamped a hand over her mouth, realizing that she said that aloud. Shit... Kyoya looked at her with wide-eyes for a brief second and pulled his hand away,
"I believe that's the correct term, yes." He said, and for a moment, Alex wondered if he was teasing her. "We are friends."
Alex felt incredibly embarrassed, feeling her face heat up slightly, "O-Oh...okay, I mean," She fiddled with her fingers, not knowing how to react, "I-I just, I didn't know if we were, or-or if we were frenamies, or, I just-I don't-Um," She didn't know what to say for a moment and paused, hesitating, before lifting her head up and giving him a closed-eyes smile, bangs falling into her face, "I'm glad. I-I mean, great! Ah..." She opened her eyes went she felt him bump his fist on her head gently,
"Stop mumbling and get back to work already." His fist formed into a hand against and ruffled her hair, before removing it slowly and walking back to his station. Alex was left staring wide-eyed at him- why do I feel so excited? A-And what was with that? Alex was greatly confused and jumped when she felt Hikaru and Kaoru place their elbows on her shoulders,
"Looks like Kyoya-Sempai," Hikaru began, both him and Kaoru sporting grins,
"Has a soft spot for you." Kaoru finished. Alex blinked, taking in their words, and played dumb, staring at them confused,
"What're you talking about? He's just..." having one of those days? Overly affectionate? Um... What can I say!? Damn it, Kyoya, how dare you confuse me! "He's just being a friend." Yeah, let's go with that.
The brothers' raised their eyebrows at her, disbelieving.
"You actually got one Kyoya-Sempai's good side?" Hikaru questioned, eyes wide with disbelief and surprise.
"Maybe he likes you?" Kaoru suggested, ever-so a romantic. Alex deadpanned, looking at Kaoru,
"Dude, you sound like my brother. Kaoru, please, get your head out of the gutter. There's no way he likes me-it's impossible." I'm not pretty-I have a scar on my freaking face that pretty much took away whatever pretty-ness I had. I fail miserably in math-the teacher STILL hadn't found me a tutor yet, and I'm obnoxious, childish, and just awkward with people in general. "How could anyone like you?" That question rang in her head and she frowned, chest tightening slightly. Keith wasn't the nicest of guys-hilariously, when they were little, they used to be best friends. And a week before her first boyfriend dumped, Keith look at her oddly and questioned her, "How could anyone like you" and walked off. Alex didn't even know what she did to be asked that, but a week later, Eric dumped her.
Alex began to doubt people and their motives, if they were actually her friends, or were really just being "nice" to her. She still has those doubts sometimes. But she came to a conclusion that if someone wasn't her friend, then they wouldn't put up with her-those she still has doubts every now and then. It was probably those actions, that question and what happened after, that caused her to develop her one big fear.
Alex was scared. She was scared of being left behind, forgotten, ditched, alone, no one caring about her. She may not act like, but inside, she really appreciates the friends' she has and her family...Or least, the family and friends' she used to have. She had no family, only friends' now. But even so...it still lingered. Her fear wasn't necessarily Athazagoraphobia, seeing how she doesn't break down and freak out and have panic attacks about it. No, she usually just keeps it in and cries silently when she's in her room and trying to sleep, the fear pricking away in her mind-but it isn't really serious.
"And why's that?" They questioned, not really liking the way she said that. She gave them a smile, pulling away from them, and pointed at herself,
"Dude, be serious-who on earth could like someone like me? Besides," She continued, acting cheerful even though it actually quite hurt, "I plan on dying alone and adopting a whole bunch of orphans to carry on my family name, living with a whole bunch of cats!" Even Casey had more of a love life than she did-which was sad, since they were both hopeless with romance.
Alex screeched loudly when she was suddenly tackled in a hug by Tamaki, who had tears streaming out of his eyes, "MY POOR DAUGHTEEEER! YOU MUST FEEL SO LONELY! WAAAAAHHHHHH! DON'T SAY SUCH THIIINGS! YOU'RE ABOSLUTELY PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE-YOU ARE SO ADORABLE, THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE COULD NOT NOT LIKE YOU!" Her face was pressed against his chest and she cried out, face bright red,
"LET ME GOOOOO! AND PUT A SHIRT ON! HARUHIIII! GET TAMAKI OFF OF MEEEE!"
"Sorry, but I don't feel like being hugged by that idiot," The brunette deadpanned, apologizing as she held her hands up in surrender. Kyoya-No! Better idea! SASQUATCH!
"MORI-SEMPAI!" Mori paused in his sipping of tea and looked at her, "HELP ME!" His face hardened and his eyes widened at the sudden cry for help-Mori, ignoring the slight sense of deja vu, charged towards Tamaki and removed Alex from him, quickly slinging her over his shoulder.
"U-Uh, Mori-Sempai, you didn't have to go that far..." Tamaki trailed off, also having a sense of deja vu. In fact, everyone in the room was. "C'mon Alex, come back to Daddy-"
"My Dad has black hair and blue eyes, not blonde with blue eyes." She replied, holding onto Mori-Sempai so she didn't fall off. "Th-Thanks Mori-Sempai."
"Hn." He calmly set her down and replied to Tamaki, "I was asked to help, so I helped." Tamaki made a lung for her and Alex shrieked, dodging and running around Mori Tamaki tried to hug her and comfort her.
"Come back, daughter! Let daddy comfort you!" She shrieked at she ran towards the counter Haruhi and Kyoya were standing at earlier,
"I don't need comforted-gyah!" She screamed when she slipped on a banana peel-she blamed the random monkey that appears randomly and drops them-and flew forwards. She flew towards the counter, very dramatic like-almost like she was flying, and held her hands out-bracing herself for impact.
"Got you!" She felt her head collide with something soft and felt something snake its arms around her waist-tickling her. If she wasn't falling, she would've jumped. "Urgh!" The person grunted as Alex slammed into him, almost losing his balance.
"Sempai, Alex, are you guys okay!?" Kaoru cried out, alarmed and worried.
"Good thing he caught her, otherwise she would've slammed into the counter," Hikaru breathed a sigh of relief.
"Good job, Kyo-Chan!" Honey declared, smiling widely. Kyo-Chan...?
Alex removed her head from the soft-yet somehow still being hard- object and looked up, eyes wide. "K-Kyoya?"
"Tamaki..." he growled, aura darkening. Alex froze, the aura surrounding her and sending chills down her spine.
Tamaki lost all color at the Shadow King, "K-Kyoya? Are you alright?"
Haruhi sweatdropped, "I'm more worried about Alex...She's right against him and he's using that aura..."
"C-Can you let go now?" Alex squeaked, slightly intimidated. "A-And put a shirt on-why is everyone shirtless, damn it!?"
...
"Hey boss, stop sulking and eating that Commoners' Ramen and get over here and help us with the planning!" Hikaru ordered, annoyed at Tamaki's actions. Kaoru raised an eyebrow, questioning,
"Does it really bother you that Princess Kasugasaki has taken a liking to Haruhi?"
Kyoya, sitting between Haruhi and Alex, spoke, typing away on his Pineapple laptop, "He shouldn't really be surprised; She's had the illness for a while now, hasn't she?"
"What illness?" Haruhi questioned and Alex opened her mouth to speak-but never got the chance as Hikaru and Kaoru cut her off.
"She's got the Host-Hopping disease," Hikaru explained, raising his hands up. Kaoru mimicked his brother,
"A.K.A. Never-the-same-boy-twice disease." Kaoru informed her.
"Usually a guests chooses a Host, or Hostess," He added as an afterthought, "and visits them regularly. However, Princess Kanako, tends to change her favorite on a regular basis."
"Can I speak now?" Alex interrupted, ignored and irritated, "Or are you all gonna cut me off again?"
Kyoya smirked, "You should really learn to speak up then."
"Sh-Shove off! Anyway, last week she was with Tamaki, the week before that it was Kyoya, before that it was Mori and Honey, then it was Hikaru and Kaoru."
Haruhi looked at her confused, "What about you?"
"I'm just way to awesome for her, I guess. Or maybe it's because I'm invisible-isn't the first time it happened and certainly isn't the last. I'm used to it." Haruhi looked at her with a slight sympathetic look.
"Lexi-Chan is right!" Honey spoke up.
"So, basically, he's upset because I took her from him?" Haruhi questioned bluntly, getting it now after going over what everyone told her. Tamaki suddenly got up in her face, screaming,
"SHUT UP! I couldn't care less! Ah, that's it! I'm running out of patience!" Tamaki snapped, backing away and pointing at her, placing a hand on his hip, "Haruhi! It's time you started dressing like a girl!"
Haruhi sweatdropped confused, while Honey had tears in his eyes as he stepped closer to Kyoya, shaking. Alex patted the honey-blonde on the head, ruffling his hair gently,
"There, there."
"I don't get it!" Tamaki messed up his hair, before pointing at Haruhi again, "How can you be so popular with the ladies when you, yourself are a lady!?"
I'm a girl, too... Alex felt ignored and forgotten again, leaning over and resting her chin on her arms, or did he forget that? I don't exactly act like one... Heh, I'm not even supposed to be here.
"No one in this school knows the truth except for those of us here!" Tamaki snapped, Hikaru and Kaoru appearing behind him with raised hands,
"Yeah. Gym was an elective, so she opted out of it."
"And the attendance numbers are all mixed together so no one can tell."
Alex sighed, "This is ridiculous."
"Isn't it always?" Alex shrugged at Kyoya's question,
"I guess. But that's what makes it interesting, I suppose." She then remembered something and turned her head to look at Kyoya, her left cheek resting on one of her arms, "Oh, yeah, thanks for earlier."
"For?"
"For-you know, when you caught me instead of letting me crack my skull open?" She told him, "Thanks..."
"DADDY WANTS YOU TO GO BACK TO LOOKING LIKE YOU WERE BEFOOOORE!" Tamaki screeched, not giving Kyoya a chance to reply, and pulled out an enlarged photo of Haruhi with long hair, shoving it into her face.
"DON'T GO ENLARGING MY PHOTOS WITHOUT ASKING ME FIRST!" Haruhi snapped.
"The more I look at this, the more amazed I am," Hikaru commented, looking at the enlarged photo that was now hanging on a wall. "How could this," He gestured to the photo, then look at Haruhi, "Possibly become that?"
She started to explain, bored and irritated, "The day before school started, one of the neighbor hood kids got some gum stuck in my hair. Getting gum out of hair is troublesome, so I decided to just cut it all off."
"Alex looks more feminine than you did when we first met you," Hikaru rudely commented, jabbing his thumb at the brunette. She looked up at him offended,
"Hey! What's that supposed to mean!?"
"Be nice, Hikaru," Kaoru scolded, shaking his head with a grin.
Haruhi shrugged, "I didn't care if I looked like a dude, you know?"
"A GIRL SHOULD NEVER REFER TO HERSELF AS A DUDE!" Tamaki screeched, seeming to forget about Alex's language. He turned towards them all, tears streaming down his face as he cried out, "MOMMA!" Alex tried not to snort. "Haruhi's using those dirty boy words again..." He cried, falling to his knees on the ground.
Kaoru look at Kyoya, apologizing, "I'm sorry, but who's "Momma"?"
"Based on Club position, I assume it's me," He replied, arms crossed. Haruhi placed her hands on her hips, furrowing her eyebrows,
"Look, I don't get what you're so upset about," She began, frowning. "If I work as a host I can continue to pay off my debt and that'll never happen if I'm just an errand boy!"
Hikaru spoke up, hand on his hip, "Hate to change the subject: Do you have formal dance experience? You'll need it at the party."
Haruhi's eyes widened, sweat beading down her face nervously, "Uh...No, but my quota doesn't have anything to do with the party, right?" Her head tilted robotically. "I'm not interested in going to events, so if I could be excused..."
"Absolutely not!" Tamaki cried out suddenly, standing and placing a hand to his chin, "A refined gentleman must know how to dance. If you want to live the life of a Host that bad, then you're going to have to work for it, Haruhi! I order you to master dancing the Waltz in one week!" He twirled, "You will demonstrate it for us at the party~." He paused and pointed at her, intimidating, "Or I'll tell the whole school that you're a girl!"
"Speaking of girls'..." Hikaru looked around, hand still on his hip. "Where's Alex?"
"Wait, does she even know how to dance? Can she even dance-She has two left feet." Kaoru began, remembering all the moments of her klutziness.
"Tama-Chan! Lexi-Chan vanished!"
Alex felt like banging her head against the wall. Seriously, they didn't even notice her sitting in the corner on the far side of the room. Forgotten much? Nice to know where I stand...
"Over there." Mori's deep voice spoke up and Alex blinked, lifting her head to see him pointing at her. She gave them a hesitant peace sign,
"Uh, What's up?"
...Next day, Music Room #3- 3:25 P.M...
"When the music starts, beat with your left foot," Kyoya instructed, a hand on Alex's waist while the other was grasped in her hand. Their feet moved, a bit sloppily because of Alex's inexperience and stepped over one another. She stepped on his foot and flinched, though he said nothing. "One, two, one, two-Now we try a natural turn."
Kyoya moved easily and calmly, while Alex stumbled and gasped, looking down nervously at their feet. "Head up," He instructed, "Always look into the Dance Partner's eyes, despite how worried you are. Now, slide your foot forward," Alex looked up and down and up and down before trying to slide her foot forward without injuring him, "Head up." Alex's head snapped up and she accidentally hit his leg, causing her to trip and face-plant into his chest. Kyoya was silent as she retracted almost instanly, apologizing,
"I'm sorry-I'm so sorry-I-I didn't-I can't..." She trailed off, seeing him stare intently at her. She blinked, unsure of what was going on.
"You ability for dancing isn't so much nonexistent, as it lacking."
"I told you! I can't dance! I never had and never will be able too!"
"Again, and this time," Kyoya's glasses flashed, "I expect you to keep your head up and stare into your partner's eyes. Do not look at your feet, nor just cling on for dear life as you dance. Relax yourself, now, begin. One, two, three, one, two, three...I told you to stop staring at your feet."
"I'm sorry!" She flinched, "I-I feel like I'm going to mess up, okay!? The only thing I'm good at involved paper and pencils! I can't walk or dance worth crap!"
"Quit down-grading yourself and dance." Alex let out a small yelp when he pushed forward, causing her to back up, stumbling. "Quickly now, One, two, three. One, two, three..."
"S-Slow down!" He had Alex backing up again and she stumbled, tripping over her own feet and falling backwards. She screamed and reached forward, instinctively trying to grab something to stop her fall. She managed to grab the lapels of his jacket, accidentally dragging him down with her. "Oof!" She grunted, Kyoya's heavy form on top of her. "You're...fat!" She gasped,hands pressed against his chest.
"How very rude," He commented, unaffected as he lifted himself off of her. "Do I have to give a lesson in manners as well?" He sat up and pushed up his glasses, still on top of Alex.
"I have manners, I use them, but I'm also honest and you're heavy." Alex propped herself up with her elbows, giving Kyoya an irritated look. "Are you having fun? I'd like my legs back now."
Kyoya stood, holding a hand out for Alex to take, and after a moment's hesitation, she did and stood, stumbling slightly, but quickly regained her balance and squeaked when Kyoya suddenly pulled her to him, placing a hand on her waist, "Again."
"Seriously? You're so stingy!" She whined, "It's because of the dancing that we ended up in that position in the first place!"
"If you don't quite down, I'll grab my ruler and hit you with it."
"You don't have a rule-ow!" He literally pulled a ruler out of nowhere and smacked her in the head with it. "Jerk."
"Moron."
"Glasses person."
"I am not participating in such a childish act."
"Ha! I win!"