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"Where is she?" he seethed gripping the young man's collar firmly.
"Even if I knew, I would never tell you," the black-haired youth said trying to break the green lizard's grip.
"17, 17," he said evilly, "don't you know what's gonna happen to you if you don't tell me?"
"Fuck you Cell," 17 snapped, "you're gonna do it to me anyways."
"You mean absorb you to become complete and finally kill all those arrogant saiyans on this damn planet?" Cell said, "well of course, but I'll make extra painful if you don't tell me where your sister is!"
"Torture me until I die, I'll never tell you where she is!" 17 shouted.
Cell sighed in impatience and threw a ferocious punch across 17's face that sent him hurdling through the air and crashing against the air. "Tell me where she is!" Cell screamed.
"Why us!" 17 beseeched, "we never did anything to you!"
"No, but you are the strongest human beings alive!" Cell said, "I have the power of the weakest saiyan, meaning stronger than you but weaker than them. If I absorb the two of you my powers will increase so much I will be stronger than Prince Vegeta and his filthy little guards!"
"I hate saiyans as much as the next guy but I will not let you take me and my sister!" 17 yelled.
"Ok, ok I have an idea," Cell said, "an idea that can help you and get rid of those pesky saiyans."
"Oh?"
"If you willingly surrender your Ki to me I'll take your power without taking your body," Cell said, "then just tell me where your sister is and you can go your own way."
"You expect me to sacrifice my sister?"
"I heard she's mingling with a saiyan," Cell said.
"What!" 17 snapped, "that's a damn lie!"
"The rumor around town is that she quit her job at that strip club and she eloped with a saiyan," Cell said, "no one knows where they are which is why I'm here asking you!"
"No! My sister would never be with a little shit like that!" 17 said.
"They say that they fuck like rabbits."
"Shut up!" 17 yelled.
"Her moans could be heard all over town!"
"SHUT UP!" 17 screeched.
"She loves every minute of it!" Cell teased.
"SHUT…THE…FUCK…UP!"
"Ok, fine, then give me your Ki and tell me where she is," Cell said.
17, who was breathing heavily in anger, said, "fine!"
…...
Bulma meandered over to the couch where Vegeta was sitting impatiently waiting for her to explain to him how to use the gravity room. "Come on woman!"
"Alright, alright!" Bulma said, "I'm just teasing Veggie."
"Don't call me that!"
"Ok, come with me and I'll show you how to use the damn thing," Bulma said.
"Don't use such vulgar language woman!"
"Who are you my father?" Bulma said sarcastically.
"Shut up!"
Bulma giggled and stood up leading him to the controls. Vegeta followed close behind and watched carefully as Bulma pressed a green button on the panel. "That turns on and off the regular Earth's gravity," Bulma said, "now you make sure the door is closed and that I'm not in the room when you turn this up okay? If you raise it I could get crushed!"
"That's because you're a weakling."
"No, it's because I'm a human," Bulma snapped.
"Same thing," Vegeta said rolling his eyes and scowling.
"Shut up before I stop teaching you," Bulma said. Vegeta scoffed and kept his mouth shut. "Ok now you see those blue arrows on the panel?"
"I'm not blind," Vegeta muttered.
Bulma rolled her eyes and said, "the one that's pointing up raises the gravity and the one pointing down lowers it. Be careful not to raise it to high that you can't move, if that happens press the red button and the gravity will return to normal. If for some reason you can't reach the panel there are yellow buttons all around the room that will notify me that you can't reach the panel and I will turn off the gravity from the outside."
"I won't need your help!" Vegeta said.
"Whatever, it's just a precaution," Bulma said, "can I turn the ship around now! I wanna go home!"
"Of course, the less time I have to spend with you the better," Vegeta said.
"Well we've been traveling for days at the highest speed and now we have to travel back at low speed for fuel purposes," Bulma said, "it's gonna take weeks! Thanks a lot Prince idiot!" Vegeta growled and Bulma interrupted the tantrum, "if you say one word no gravity room for you!"
Vegeta scowled deeply and said, "just turn the stupid ship around and leave the room so I can train." Bulma smiled in victory and turned around and left. She just found a way to control Vegeta. She changed the coordinates of the ship and lowered the speed accordingly. She went to the kitchen to make herself a snack and she heard the gravity room powering up. In about an hour the radar read 100 times gravity. Bulma was starting to get worried, that type of gravity could kill anybody.
Vegeta, on the other hand, was finding 100 times gravity to be a piece of cake. He was flipping through the air and through Ki blasts at himself. Every five minutes he would raise it and raise it. Next thing he knows he slammed down on the blue up arrow in frustration and he was squashed down to the floor. Vegeta screamed in agony and tried to move but his body wouldn't budge. He couldn't move his hand enough to hit the red button and the nearest yellow button was even farther. Vegeta felt his bones starting to bend in. He extended his finger and shot a tiny Ki blast that zipped through the air with difficulty and hit the yellow button on the side of the wall.
Vegeta felt a giant weight lifted off his shoulders before he fell into unconsciousness. Bulma ran into the gravity room to find the battered, unconsciousness Vegeta lying helplessly on the floor.
…...
"Ah, brother," Radditz said looking up from his plate of food at Kakkarot, "where have you been all night?"
"Learning about sex," Kakkarot responded honestly. Radditz' eyes almost popped out of his head and he broke out in laughter.
"You? Sex?" he laughed rudely, "yeah right, you're asexual!"
"What…" Kakkarot started.
"Kakkarot!" Krillin interrupted, "just don't talk." Radditz laughed harder and Krillin led Kakkarot out of the room toward his bedroom. "Where do you go every night? You've been leaving every night for the past week since Vegeta's disappearance."
"I've been meeting with Chichi and she's been showing me books and videos about sex," Kakkarot answered, "she thinks a man my age should be educated about it."
"So you were telling the truth?" Krillin said.
"Yeah," Kakkarot said, "where the heck were you? You came home that night Vegeta disappeared and you haven't gotten out of your room since. Until today at least."
"Ah, that's what I'm about to show you," Krillin said opening the door to his room and motioning Kakkarot to enter. Krillin closed the door behind him and motioned Kakkarot to follow him. Kakkarot stopped dead in his tracks once 18 came into view. She was wearing a thin pink slip and she was lying down on the bed reading a book. Her icy blue eyes fixed onto Kakkarot broad form as soon as he came into view.
"Who's she?"
"Who's he?"
"Kakkarot, I want you to meet the love of my life and my mate, 18," Krillin said, "and 18, I want you to meet my best friend, Kakkarot."
"Oh so you're the one occupying all of Krillin's time?" Kakkarot said chuckling.
18 turned light shade of pink and she said, "I love him, what can I say?"
"So I wanted you to meet her, because I'm going to King Vegeta to inform him about my wedding with her," Krillin said, "the problem is, he's not going to allow any saiyan wedding while Vegeta is not here!"
"My brother says that Vegeta is probably out fucking-whatever that is-some girl," Kakkarot said.
Krillin broke out in laughter and 18 started giggling. "You haven't got there yet in your lessons huh?" Krillin said.
"Guess not," Kakkarot said scratching the back of his head.
"I really doubt what your brother said was true, Vegeta's not like that," Krillin said, "we need to find him. The sooner we find him, the sooner I can marry my mate."
"Gosh you call me mate, like some animal," 18 muttered.
"You know I love you babe, it's just saiyan language," Krillin said.
"I can get used to it," 18 said with a small smile.
"Congratulations my friend," Kakkarot said, "I wanna marry Chichi one day like you're gonna marry 18!"
"In that case I can't wait to meet her!" Krillin said.
"Maybe tomorrow I'll take you to meet her," Kakkarot said, "well I'm kinda tired from all those pictures and stuff so I'm going to bed now okay."
"Good night buddy," Krillin said.
"Good night, nice to meet you," 18 said.
"You too," Kakkarot said, "good night."
Kakkarot left the room and walked to the other side of the hall where his room was. Of course Radditz sneered at him when he passed by him. Right when he was going into his room someone called his name. "Yeah?" Kakkarot answered poking his spiky head out.
"Some woman is here to talk to you, she said you forgot something at her house," Nappa said pointing into the dinning room, "you lucky dog!"
"Chichi?" Kakkarot said rushing into the room. Indeed Chichi was there with a blue belt in hand. Evidently Kakkarot had taken it off during their lesson because he was feeling hot and bothered. "Chichi! What are doing here?"
"You left this in my room," Chichi said handing him the belt.
From behind him Radditz' eyebrows raised in surprise. "Thanks for bringing it over," Kakkarot said stepping in and pressing his lips against hers gently. Now Radditz was choking.
"What the hell! You actually have a woman! She must be crazy!" Radditz said bewildered.
"Shut up Radditz!" Kakkarot snapped, "don't mind him he's my brother."
"No," Chichi said offensively, "now you shut up mister, I don't appreciate you talking to my love like that! Maybe you're the one who can't get women because you're a hairy brute!"
Radditz stood up angrily and his eyes flared up in anger. There was bright spark in his eyes, his tail fluffed up, and a low purr started emanating from his throat…
Ooo, I smell some sibling rivalry and some lemon…