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He stalked his prey like a lion. There she was standing in front of the strip club. Her blonde hair was flying softly in the breeze, it looked so soft to touch. But he couldn't focus on that, he had to focus on his mission. He wasn't going to get Chichi if he got distracted, he heard rumors she gave Krillin a pretty good fight. He saw her lock the door as a few more people got out of the club.
"Don't get fucked up," she warned, "just go home so you can get to your rehearsal on time."
"Wait, no screaming?" one of the women said.
"Yeah, you normally yell and insult us," another woman added.
"Well not tonight, have a good night," 18 said with a small smile.
"A smile?" the first woman said.
"Oh Kami, I think she got laid!" a third woman added.
"No, I think she actually has a man!" the second woman said.
"Hey, don't push your luck," 18 said amusedly, "go home."
"Okay, okay," the first woman said, "see ya 18."
18 waved as the three women walked away leaving her alone.
"Finally," Radditz said crouching down and watching carefully as 18 walked down the sidewalk. With a low growl, Radditz pounced and tackled 18 to the floor.
"Oh what the..." 18 said as her body slammed hard against the concrete. 18 lifted her fist defensively and cracked Radditz in the jaw roughly but it didn't phase the saiyan who simply grabbed her hand and snapped her wrist like a twig. 18 cried out in excruciating pain and then her world went dark and a harsh kick to the head slammed her into a building across the street. Radditz chuckled as he approached the blonde. Her face was all bloody because of the gaping wound on her temple. Radditz picked her up by the leg and flipped her over his shoulder like a rag and flew up into the sky.
He flew as far away from society until he ended up in a solitary forest in a small island that used to be part of Puerto Rico, but Radditz wasn't sure. He only knew that no one ever came to this forsaken place and that her body would never be found.
Radditz smirked and threw 18's limp body up into the air. He lifted his hand and threw a ferocious Ki blast at her. The blast engulfed her and sent her flying into the sky. Radditz transported behind her as her bloody body flew up and he slammed her down to the earth with his hands interlocked. 18's body slammed into the floor, creating a crater and there was no movement whatsoever. Radditz watched her for a moment and when he saw her stop breathing, he smirked and flew away.
...
A rumbling sound woke up the couple wrapped in a warm embrace. They fell off the bed with a oomph. "Woman, get off of me!" Vegeta grumbled.
"Ow!" Bulma cried grabbing her elbow.
"What the hell happened?" Vegeta said carrying Bulma off of him gently and laying her down on the bed.
"Someone's attacking the ship!" Bulma cried tears running down her cheeks as she grabbed her elbow.
"What do I do!" Vegeta said. A loud explosion sent them hurdling through the room once more. This time Vegeta caught Bulma as she went flying toward the wall. His back hit the wall harshly making a Vegeta-shaped dent on the wall.
Through the door they saw the flames and Bulma cried out, "Vegeta, take me to the control room!"
"What! Why?" Vegeta snapped carrying Bulma bridal style.
"Because this ship is going down!"
"Shit!" Vegeta yelled gripping her tighter and running through the doors. Confronted with flames, Vegeta yelled loudly and powered up his energy making the flames flying back. Vegeta ran quickly through the flames before they returned and entered the control room. He set Bulma down on the chair and shut the door behind him. Bulma grabbed the controls with her right hand and pulled up. After a while she started straining and screaming.
"What woman! What's wrong?" Vegeta shouted standing next to her.
"I can't pull the lever up to soften the landing! I need both of my hands but I can't move my left arm!" Bulma cried.
"Let me!" Vegeta yelled grabbing the lever.
"NO!" Bulma yelled, "Vegeta you're too strong, if you break the lever we will die!"
"You will, I won't," Vegeta snapped.
"Vegeta!" Bulma scorned.
"Ok I won't pull hard!" Vegeta said pulling the lever gently. The ship's fast descent slowed slowly until they landed with a crash on solid ground. Vegeta used his other arm to wrap it around Bulma as they landed harshly. They stilled a minute as they adjusted to where they were, then they walked to the deck where the fire had ceased. Vegeta carried Bulma through the ship until they reached the bathroom where he located the first aid kit.
Vegeta grabbed Bulma's left arm gently and inspected it. Bulma grimmaced as pain shot through her body and Vegeta loosened his grip. "You're elbow is deslocated," Vegeta said, "how weak."
"I'm human ya know!" Bulma snapped grimmacing once more when she felt another wave of pain.
"Ok, I have to put it back before I wrap it up."
"What! No way!"
"Stay still."
"Vegeta! NO!"
POP
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."
"Oh don't be such a crybaby."
"Vegeta you ass!"
Vegeta smirked as he wrapped her arm gently with a guaze and helped her to her feet. "Woman, where are we?"
"I don't know, I can't check the map because all the systems are down," Bulma said walking out of the bathroom.
Vegeta followed her and said, "well can you fix it?"
"Yes, but it will take sometime," Bulma said, "that's not the problem."
"Not the problem? What is then!"
"Vegeta," Bulma said patiently, "someone attacked us, that's why we crash landed. They were trying to kill us, and I have a feeling they're not gonna leave until they get the job done."
...
"Tien," Lunch said softly, "that's nice."
"Mmm," Tien responded. He sucked more ferociously and Lunch arched her back and moaned softly.
"Ahh, yes," Lunch moaned as Tien's toungue circled her rosy pink nipple then made a trail down her stomach to the band of her panties.
A noise startled the couple and they froze in their place. "Tien, did you..." the raven-haired beauty started.
"Shhh," Tien interrupted.
"So, Kakkarot, is it?" the whiny voice said.
"Uh, yeah," Kakkarot's cheerful voice responded.
Tien got off of Lunch and motioned Lunch to follow him but to be absolutely quiet. They crawled to the bush where they had a clear view of Kakkarot and a blue-haired woman whose breasts were too big for her shirt.
"Look Maron..." Kakkarot said.
"Oh you remembered my name!" Maron's whiny voice yelled out with a gasp.
"Kami," Tien grunted in annoyance.
Kakkarot's eye twitched slightly then he continued, "Krillin is not here okay. He has a mate now."
"Oh I don't think so," Maron muttered under her breath.
She didn't intend for anyone to hear but they had heard. "Whaddya mean?" Kakkarot said scratching the back of his head.
"Uh, nothing!" Maron said a little too quickly. Maron's eyes widened slightly as if she saw something but Kakkarot didn't catch on. Tien and Lunch did so they snapped their heads to the side and saw Chichi approaching the scene in confusion. They turned back to Maron jumped at Kakkarot, wrapped her arms around his neck and planted a sloppy kiss right on his lips. Kakkarot froze in shock and was shaken out of his daze by the sound of Chichi's voice.
"K-Kakkarot, how c-could you!" Chichi shouted tears filling her brown eyes.
"No, Chichi, wait!" Kakkarot said pushing Maron away from him gently. He turned to Chichi but she had run away back into the house. "Maron!" Kakkarot yelled looking at her, "why'd you do that for?"
"No reason," Maron said ditzily, giggling and running away from him.
Kakkarot whimpered in despair and walked toward Chichi's house. Tien and Lunch looked at each other, wide-eyed, and Tien said, "I smell a conspiracy."
Oh my faithful readers I do apologize for the delay, I not only had computer issues, but I also had a case of writer's block! AHHHH But I'm back and I'll be updating one of my stories as much as I can! I've stolen my sister's laptop to update this one MWAHAHAHA so if you want me to steal it again and update you better leave me some reviews! :D