I am not faking to be ignorance I rally didnt know what salty meant. I did looked up in the dictionary so no I know what it means. It means to be tasting of salt or to be rude. which I am not. Also I never put ***** an my story.
Carpet 3 The secret
"Shazam...we have a big secret to tell you"
It was the next morning and they were eating breakfast (pancakes, syrup, waffles, shit) and Fang was talking to Shazam after all the others had left the table. "We have a big secret to tell you but YOU CUNT TELL ANYONE ELSE."
"Ok" said Shazam
"We are..actually not humans" said Fag
Shazam looked surprised "what"
"We are actually human bird creates and we have wings" Fag took off his shirt he had really hot abs that Shazam didnt think they were sexy because hewas a guy but he wished his abs looked liek that "See" He had turned around he had 16 foot wings attached to his back. "And we can fly" He flew. They were inside the house but the roof was really high ceiling so he could fly without breaking it. It was fucking fantastic.
"Wow man that was fucking fantastic"
Fag went back to the ground then he and Shazam did a high 5.
"Will u fly me around said Shazam.
"Yeah sure"
Fang flew up of the ground and took off and Shazam grabbed onto his angle. He was...flying! It was so awesome he could see New York City from here. His hart was beating really fast it was weird. And he was sweating.
He went up.
Then started too fall!
"HELPPPPPPPPPP" he cried.
He was falling then just before he landed on the ground and hit with an enormous impact and his brains and guts went splattering across the ground, Fag flew down and caught him. He was safe in his arms and Fang flew him back safely to the ground and pot him down. "Hehe thanks" said Shazam happily "I want to do that again"
"Fag frowned "You almost dyed"
After that they where best friends.