Sorry i havent write in a long time I am busy

Crater 5 The infirmary
He had to go to the infirmary which was basically a closet in the house with a bed and TV and some hospital shit, the hospital sucked the TV wasnt even cable. Max was the doctor because they didnt have a real doctor because they lived out in the middle of nowhere. he was a fucking terrible doctor. "Ha-ha, look who broke there arm" he said and threw on a steel cast mad of metal that Shazam couldnt even move his arm. "Fucker" Then he adjusted the bed too a uncomfortable position and put the TV in QVC and Shazam couldnt even fucking change it so he had to listen to some fucking old lady talking about her dress for 400000 hours. Max laughed lunatically and left he room and didnt come back.
"fuck you" screamed Shazam after him but he didnt cum back.
He was trapped there for 400 hours having to listen to QVC also he had to pee really bad. His but hurt from having to pee. He was hungry but there was nothing to eat but himself. So he was bored out of his mind. (kind of like when I have too go to my grandmas house because the only fucking tv shows he watched are qvc and home shopping netweork I FUCKING HATE THEM and the couch it uncomfortable and its made out of like wool fabric or some shit and the only foods there is to eat is the 1000000000000 year old candy DONT FUCKING EAT THAT SHIT it gives the WORST FUCKIN stomachache in history. ugh. and she has 9 cats. I HATE CATS.)
Then.
Fag came in the room.
"Hey" said Fag
"FUCKING GET ME OUT OF HERE" said Shazam. So fag untied him and took of the steel metal cast and. "Who the fuck did this too you?"
"fucking Max, hes such a bitch, he thought it would be funny to do this"
"Ill fucking kill him" swore Fag
"Why does he hate me so much"
"He and I used to date, hes fucking jealous that we fucking spend so much time together" said Fag "I mean its not even like where dating or anything are we?"
"NO" said Jimmy because he liked gurls.
"Its like that song crazy ex girlfriend except hes a guy" said Fag then he started to sing crazy ex girlfriend but with guy nouns instead of girl nouns. "I watched him for awhile but I didn't like him walk
S he came across kinda cheap to me
But hey hows that my fault
he looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that dude
To step up to that plate
I wanna Pitch
Little Bitch"
Shazam played the guitar too it and sang also. Then when they stopped singing Shazam said "so tell me how did you get your wings."
"Wel...its hard and i kinda dont remember" said Fag looking all thoughtful like. "It was a long time ago it ahppened when I was five" Shazam had a stirring some memory but he didnt really remember anything because heh ad amnesia of htings that had happend when he was five "I remember some guys grabbed me then did surgery and stuff and put the wings on my body and then one day I realized I could fry" He took off his shirt again and flew some more. Shazam watched "And thats all I remember"
Shazam was remembering more stuff "Hey I think i got a sugary once"
"Really"
"yes"
"I dont remember what port of my body t was thoguh" he said thoguhtfullt. "maybe it was on my guy parts and i got a enlargement surgery and thats why there so big." He could see fags eyes lighting up and Fag was getting a thingy so he quickly stoped talking about it though because he didnt like guys. and he didnt want Fang to fall in love with him."So whats for dinner"
"MCDONALDS" said Fag then laughed "just kidding we had that for breakfast, and, lunch, too. Nope where going out to a fancy place for dinner to celebrate youre first day here where going to...APPLEBEES!"
Tehy went to applebees except they got free food for doing a performance. They went up on the stage and did a song Iggy had to disguise her voice so they wouldnt know who she was. Everyone got lots of applause but shazam got the most because his singing was sad and soulful as he sung a song by miranda lambert "You can't have a heart like mine
But you can hold it for a while
and when the lights go out
I won't be around
You can't have a heart like mine "
All the gurls in the crowd started crying because they were secretly in love with him and they wanted to have his heart. But shazam could not be caught he went back to his table and ate some food and some hot gurls came over to his table to ask for his "autograph"
"Hey can we have your autograph" they said.
"Hhmm." "NO".
"But why not where in love with you"
"Because my heart is already been taken" He was thinking of a hot girl who he was in love with but had rejected his heart so many times that it didnt even matter any more "You know what it doest even matter any more" He took the whole lot of them home with him and they had a 27-some because there were 27 gurls. All the gurls nearly had hart attacks because Jimmys sex was so good but Shazam got no pleasure from it because he could only think of one person. When he went to bed finally he was sad and lonely and played some music by Carry underwood which he didnt like as much as miranda lambert so it was sad to match his feelings. He went to slep.