AN: Hey DBZ fans thanks for the support, I was inspired to post when my musician posse (so to speak) spent a good 10 minutes laughing at how long it took Goku to turn into a Super Saiyan 3. It didn't seem funny the first time around, but now I'm like, damn dude that's half the episode! Good thing things move a little faster in the fan fiction world
"So this is Capsule Corp huh?" 18 said looking at the big building. "Gero was always in competition with these people."
"How come you don't tell me more about your adoptive father?" Krillin asked.
18 shook her head. "He wasn't a father at all to my brother and I. He did experiments on us but then told the press we were his pride and joy. He changed our birthnames to ones he wanted."
"What was your birthname?" Krillin asked.
"I don't know," 18 said, "he did some sort of experiment to make us forget it. He named me Juuhachigou and my brother Junnanagou."
"I can see why you wouldn't want to use those names," Krillin said.
"So as a symbolic thing, my brother and I took as names the ages we were when we escaped from Gero's grasp," 18 said, "he ran away at 17, haven't seen him since. He told me he took the name 17 in a letter and said we would reunite one day. A year later I ran away and took my age as my name."
"Wow," Krillin said with a small grin, "I like it. Now that's my strong powerful woman."
"I never let anyone walk all over me ever again after that," 18 said, "and I guess that's how I met you."
"I would have loved you even if you were a weakling," Krillin said. Kakkarot landed from his flight looking a bit confused and disoriented. "Kakkarot are you alright?" Krillin said.
"You look shaken up," 18 said. Kakkarot shook his head,
"I'm just, confused. Chichi is unhappy and I don't understand why."
"What happened?" Krillin asked.
"She wasn't feeling well and we got a doctor and he told her that she was pregnant and Chichi started crying."
Krillin's eyes widened.
"Oh my Kami!" 18 exclaimed.
"What? That's what Lunch said too! What is pregnant?"
18 glanced at Krillin, "he's not serious is he?"
"Unfortunately he is," Krillin said. "Kakkarot you remember what Vegeta taught you the other day? How men and women get together and make babies?"
"Yes," Kakkarot said.
"Okay well they get together through sex which you obviously have done with Chichi," Krillin continued.
Kakkarot blushed, "how did you know that!?"
"Because that's what pregnant means, expecting a baby," Krillin said. "You have to have sex first to have a baby and now Chichi has your child in her belly."
Kakkarot took all of the information in silence for a moment then broke out into a grin. "I'm gonna be a dad!"
"Right!" Krillin cried patting Kakkarot's arm, "congratulations."
Kakkarot's face turned serious. "So why was Chichi sad?"
"Women like to be married before they have children Kakkarot," 18 said, "she's sad because she's pregnant and you're not married."
"Oh," Kakkarot said, "well I'll marry her right away then!"
"After we meet up with Vegeta you should tell her that," Krillin said.
"Where did he go anyways?" Kakkarot said, "I got your call that he was in outer space!"
"Yes he went with the owner of this place to test fly a ship," Krillin said, "that's what the messenger said."
"The owner of this place is Bulma Briefs," 18 said, "she always beat out Gero in the national science fair and I loved it."
"She?" Krillin said. "Hmm, it's weird that he'd go into outer space alone with a woman."
"Why not? Doesn't he like women?" 18 said.
"Of course he does, but he's a one woman kind of guy," Krillin said, "he won't tolerate a woman unless he's her mate, especially if she was teaching him about something or some sort of position of authority."
"Hmm, he's sexist," 18 said.
Krillin grinned sheepishly and shrugged. "Yeah pretty much."
"The woman is probably miserable right now," Kakkarot said.
"Poor Bulma."
...
"Uhhh Vegeta, right there," Bulma groaned. Vegeta only grunted from his position in between Bulma's thighs. He licked up her slit and swirled around her clit purring deep in his chest every time Bulma moaned and tugged on his hair. Vegeta zoned in on the spot making Bulma nearly cry out in ecstasy.
He felt a sharp tug on his head and her body trembling underneath him. He kept going until she was moaning anxiously and pushing him away. "Had enough woman?" Vegeta said with a smirk.
"Hey don't be all smug, you were moaning like a little girl when I was sucking you off," Bulma said.
Vegeta's face reddened, "no I did not!"
Bulma laughed and rolled out of the bed. "Shut up and get dressed, we're entering Earth's orbit soon."
Vegeta grumbled and pulled up his pants. He snatched his shirt up and slipped it on as Bulma adjusted her bra and searched for her shirt.
"Hey where's my..." Vegeta pointed up at her shirt that was hanging off the lamp. Bulma laughed and said, "how did that get up there?"
"I'll get it," Vegeta said floating up and grabbing the shirt. He gave it to Bulma and she slipped it on.
"Come on," Bulma said.
They walked out of the room and to the control room where Videl was the only person in the room. "Good morning," she said.
"Good morning," Bulma said.
Vegeta just grunted.
"That's his way of saying good morning," Bulma said. "
Don't speak for me woman," Vegeta spat. Bulma chuckled and shook her head.
"Why are you here anyways? You're not a Saiyan," Vegeta questioned.
"Vegeta don't be rude!" Bulma cried.
"No it's alright," Videl said, "I wasn't supposed to come but I refused to let my husband come alone. He begged me to stay home but I refused."
"Looks like Gohan can't control his woman," Vegeta said.
"You can't control your woman either Vegeta," Bulma said.
"It's not only that, my father was killed in our world too and I would like to see him once more," Videl said.
Marron walked into the room at that moment looking bright and ready. "Good morning."
"Woman," Vegeta greeted with a small nod.
"Good morning Marron," Bulma said.
"Hey I got coffee," Gohan said carrying in a tray of coffee.
"That's a woman's job!" Vegeta cried.
"I don't want my wife being mauled by Trunks and Goten who love their coffee," Gohan said, "she has a little one to take care of."
"Yeah and shut it before I make you serve us breakfast," Bulma said.
"Don't you dare even try!" Vegeta yelled. Gohan chuckled when Goten and Trunks nearly knocked the whole tray down grabbing their mugs.
"See?"
"Hmm," Vegeta said. He glanced at Videl and said, "she is with child?"
Videl grinned and said, "four months now."
"And you can't see a belly," Marron said with a scoff. "It's like you can never gain weight even when you HAVE to."
Videl laughed and said, "oh come on Marron you have an amazing body."
"Yeah," Goten said a bit dreamily. Gohan smacked his arm and Goten shook his head.
"Oh hey, we're entering Earth's orbit!" Videl said.
Bulma sat in the controls and said, "everyone prepare for landing."
...
When the Capsule Corp ship landed at the site, Kakkarot, Krillin, and 18 waited patiently for the door to open. Vegeta was the first one out of the ship followed by Bulma and the other Saiyans and Videl. Kakkarot and Krillin glanced at each other both in alarm and confusion. They sensed the power of the newcomers but Vegeta seemed comfortable with them.
"My guards, I have actually missed you," Vegeta said patting both of their shoulders roughly.
"We missed you too Vegeta," Krillin said. He motioned to 18, "this is my mate 18."
"Ah the girl from the bar, I knew you'd get her," Vegeta said.
18 smiled at him but it was a very small smile that was almost unnoticable.
"I have a mate too," Kakkarot said.
Vegeta looked surprised. "What!?"
Bulma suddenly stepped in and extended her hand to Krillin, "hi I'm Bulma, Vegeta's mate."
"Whoa, you too?" Krillin said shaking her hand, "I was just thinking that that was the only way you'd handle being alone with a woman for so long."
"Yeah, yeah whatever back to Kakkarot," Vegeta said, "how did you get a mate you don't even know what sex is?"
"Oh he definitely does now," Krillin murmured. Vegeta looked stunned.
Kakkarot just grinned sheepishly. "It was the Warrior Princess from that one competition we went to before you disappeared."
"And tell him what else," Krillin said.
Vegeta looked at Kakkarot expectantly. "Oh yeah, she's...uh, what's the word?"
"Pregnant," 18 volunteered then adding under her breath, "dimwit."
Krillin shot her a look but Kakkarot didn't hear it. "Yes pregnant! I'm gonna be a dad!" Vegeta's paled and glanced at Bulma who looked worried as she glanced over her shoulder at the future comers.
"So who are these people?" Krillin asked motioning towards them, "I sense a lot of power."
"They're, uh, they are Saiyans from the future," Vegeta said. "Evidently there's this guy named Cell who will destroy the world and they will work together to stop him. But they came back in time to kill him now before he does all of that."
"I see," Krillin said.
"Cell," Kakkarot said, "hey 18 didn't Piccolo mention that guy?"
"I don't know, I was pretty out of it," 18 said.
"When was that?" Krillin asked.
"While we were waiting for you to get there," Kakkarot said.
"The Namek knows him?" Vegeta said, "well we'll be going to pay him a visit, but first we have to do some serious training. These kids told me that we become Super Saiyans."
"Super Saiyans? That's impossible," Krillin scoffed.
"It is possible because I saw them change into it," Vegeta said, "they said we taught them that."
"Whoa, that's cool," Kakkarot said.
"Wait, are you saying we're Super Saiyans?" Krillin said.
"Not yet, but they're gonna teach us," Vegeta said.
"Well let's go meet them!" Kakkarot said cheerfully walking past Vegeta. Krillin and 18 followed behind.
Vegeta was about to join them when Bulma stopped him and said, "see? I told you."
"Alright woman, I have to admit you were right, Kakkarot's woman must be pregnant with Gohan and Goten must be another son," Vegeta said.
"Look at that 18 chick," Bulma said, "Marron looks exactly like her, so she must be their child. And like I said before Trunks is..."
"I know, I know," Vegeta said looking back at Trunks as he shook Kakkarot's hand, "he's our son."
TBC