The next day, Cartman walked back to the park, looking at all the lost souls who have quit Twitter. At the corner of his eye, he saw Heidi, sitting on the bench. He walked over and sat down next to her.
"Hey." He said to her.
"Hey." She said back.
"I sorry about what happened yesterday. The guys needed to see me."
Heidi shrugged. "It doesn't matter. What did they need you for?"
"They wanted me to help them find the troll, but I said no." He answered.
Heidi was quite shocked by this. "No? Why did you say no?"
Cartman let out a sigh before answering. "Because I wanted to spend more time with you. You're my only true friendI have now."
Heidi smiled at his answer. "Oh Eric," she said before pulling him into a deep kiss. Cartman's eyes widened as she connected her tongue to his. After a few seconds, he closed his eyes and began to flick his tongue around a few minutes,
the two pulled away andbegan to stare into each other's eyes.
"Did that really just happen?" Cartman asked.
"Yep, it did." The girl answered.
"But why? I never thought you would have a thing for me."
"I thought so too," Heidi said. "Until we began to hang out. That's when I discovered a different side to you. Something I had never seen before. Then, I began to think about how much I wanted to be with you. It's something I needI want t-."
"So what you're saying is that you want to be my girlfriend?" Cartman asked.
"Yes, that's what I'm saying," she answered. "Well, will you be boyfriend, Eric Cartman?"
The boy began to think for a second before speaking again. "I would love to, but what about the others. How will my friends react? How will your friends react?"
"Who knows," Heidi answered. "But how about we keep this a bit of a secret?Maybe until the whole 'SkankHunt42' thing blows over. Then we'll tell everyone that we are a thing."
"Hmm, that's not a bad idea," Cartman replied. "Let's do it!"
The two locked hands together and began to make out once again, thinking happy thoughts.