"You want us all to do what?" Clyde yelled at the guys around him. "There's no way in hell I'm going to pitch in all themoney I have for fucking Eric Cartman!"
"Yeah, why should we have to give away all our cash?" Craig jumped in.
"Because we did something wrong." Stan explained. "We thought he was the troll. We killed him off social media. We need to make it up to him."
"Still, are answer is no!" Token said.
"There has to be a way for you guys to help us." Kyle said. "We need to stop the troll before he goes to far again! Is there anything we could do to help us all get Cartman back?"
"Well there are a fewthingsyou guyscould do for us." Clyde said.
"Oh, a fewthings." Butters said with a sigh of relief. "Ok, we'll do it. Whatever it is of course."
Token looked at Clyde, while Craig looked at Jimmy, eachgiving off small smirks, before saying what they eachwant.
"First, you have to get us a a jar of member berries." Craig said.
Stan, Kyle and Butters all gaveconfused looks. "What are member berries?" Kyle asked.
"Y-you guys never tried m-m-member berries?" Jimmy said in shock. "They are t-the best!"
"Get us some and we'll help you guys out." Craig said.
"Ok. Now what do you guys want?" Kyle asked, looking at Token and Clyde.
"Get us our girlfriends back." Token answered.
Butters and Kyle rolled their eyes at theiranswer, while Stan's eyes went wide as his heart sank.
"How the hell are we gonna do that?" Kyle shouted. "All the girls hate us! They still think one of us is the troll!"
"We don't care how you do it, just give them back to us!" Clyde demanded.
"Ok, we'll do that to." Butters said. "Come on guys. Let's get them the things they want!"
He and Kyle began to walk away, with Stan slowly following them.
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Heidi sat on the bench, waiting for her brand new boyfriend. As she waited, she thought about how long she could keep the secret of their relationship. She knew that soon she would tell everyone the truth and most likely be humiliated for being in love
with the biggest asshole in town, but she knew for sure that it wouldn't matter anyway.
She continued to wait, until she saw Kyle, Stan and Butters walk through the entrance to the park. She started to get a nervous as they walked closer to her, but she kept calm.
"Heidi?" Kyle spoke up.
"Yes? What do you guys want? Cartman isn't here yet." She said.
"That's not why we're here," Butters said. "We need to ask you something."
"Well, what is it?" Heidi asked.
"Can you get the girls to get back together with the boys?" Stan asked.
Heidi was in shock by their question. "Why do you need me to ask them?"
"Because you're the only one why can ask. All the other girls hate us for some reason." Kyle answered.
"And why do you need the girls to get back together with all the guys?"
"Because it's going to helpusget all the money we need to buy back all of Eric'stechnology." Butters answered. "Token and Clyde want us to do it or else they won't pitch in!"
Heidi thought for a second before give her answer. "Alright. I'll see what I can do. It's not going to be easy, but I'll do my best."
"Thanks Heidi," Stan said in relief. "You're the best!"
The guys began to walk away from her as she began to think up a plan. After a minute of thinking, she got of the bench and began to walk out of the park herself, looking around.
