ATTENTION READERS ! I , FlyingMintRAGE , issue a great apology for disappearing for so long . Anyways , I do not own Hetalia ( sadly ) . Read on….

FlyingMintRAGE : How long has it been ? A few weeks maybe ?

England : A FEW WEEKS ? Young lady , it's been MONTHS !

FlyingMintRAGE : …Oops…

Nations : Get on with it ….

FlyingMintRAGE : Oh alright ! Get the Scroll of Reviews !

*Scroll of Reviews magically flies in*

SakuraCharm101

*falls and face plants on angel wings* Ugh, I should of known not to use the thunder winds buts anyways I an back!

*points at Prussia* AAAH VAMPIRE! BEGONE! *gets out scythe and chases him until he goes into a corner* hehe

Japan it's ok to have nasty stuff but don't invent more, it's getting very nasty *points at Tokyo tower with a dinosaur on it* AAH! Its Godzilla!

Finland and Sweden why wasn't I invited to your perfect wedding? I wanted to be a flower girl! *throws flowers around Sweden and Finland* Weee!

China I choose you again! NOW BECOME THE DRAGON WARRIOR! With his panada! *gives him a plush panada* HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEARS! *gives him a plush dragon* *smiles*

America I want you to meet someone! *lights dim down and eyes glows red* Hi I am Miss Alice! Hehe! Want to meet my bunny? *shows him a bunny with a knife in it's hands* *lights turns on and Alice is gone with bunny out of hands* Did you enjoy my friend? *smiles*

Germany - I want you to feel my Spice! Body to Body! *takes off headphones* Did I do anything wrong? Anyways I want to chase me since I am the fastest girl on my track team and try to catch my tray of fresh mash potatoes I made. See yah! *walks slow than starts running with tray in hands*

Nations : Whoa…

Prussia : I'm not a vampire ! But I AM the King of Awesome .

Germany: Here we go again…

Prussia : Blahblah many nations/people in the world blahblahblah not as awesome as me blahblah

blahblah THE AWESOME PRUSSIA blahblah …..*gets hit by frying pan*

Hungary : That'll teach him !

Greece : Over to Japan !

Japan : Invent nasty stuff ? Well , I …why is it getting dark ? * looks up * ARGHHHH !

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES ! *runs and crashes into priceless ornaments*

FlyingMintRAGE : Hey ! …I'd better get this over with *uses ShrinkRay to shrink Godzilla and

places it in a glass case* Over to you , Sweden and Finland !

Finland : Why weren't you invited to our wedding ? Well , it's because there was never a

wedding…

Denmark : Explain why Sweden calls you 'wife"

Finland : I don't know ! Ask him . not me !

Sweden : Wife..*smiles*

Finland : No.

China : Well ! Since someone *glares at FlyingMintRAGE* disappeared for so long ,

Chinese New Year is long gone . But still , I'll take the gifts . 谢谢 ( thank you )

* Darkness .Everyone falls silent . A mystery voice whispers *

Mystery Voice : America..psst..America….

America :*tries to act brave* Who ..who are you ? What do you want ?

*red eyes glow in the darkness*

Mystery Voice : I am Miss Alice and this is my beloved pet bunny * smiles sweetly*

Bunny : *snarls* *thrusts knife in a threatening manner*

America : This can't be ..the hero is never threatened….

*The lights come back on . Miss Alice and her bunny disappears mysteriously*

America : *shakes head violently* I'll pretend I never saw that .

Nations : Yeah..

Austria : So…next one . please .

Germany : Ah yes , what ? Feel your what ? *smell of mash potatoes whiff in* Mmm..

mash potatoes ..*chases SakuraCharm101 out the door , down the street ,

through buildings etc*

FlyingMintRAGE : I'm afraid he will be gone for a while . Next review is from Momoko Sui.

Momoko Sui

Questions, questions, oh the name's Momoko. *looks at username* Ignore that, please.

Germany, what were you thinking when Italy called you and told you about him sleeping Romano? :3

England, watch this PLEASE, no, screw that, EVERYONE!

watch?v=vF2Zd9nw2ZI

Awesome, right? *fangirl scream*

Can I be a host, please? *puppy dog eyes*

Germany : Well , I do not like to remember that .

Romano : Neither do I ….wait , did we just agree ? Damn it !

Italy : Ve..yay ! Fratello and Germany agreed !

Romano : I did not mean to !

England : So let's watch the video ?

*Everyone watches video*

FlyingMintRAGE : What..the…

England : Well I never !

America : No one says that anymore !

France : Will you look at that .*grins*

FlyingMintRAGE : Yes , you can be a host . *pulls out a form*Fill this in ..your name , age , contact

number ...sign here , here and here . Okay ?

CosmicKitten89

So Austria~ *blushes* Yeah, I'm picking on you again, what can I say, I'm obsessed 3

You probably like to read the works of Kafka, Freud, and Wittgenstein, am I correct?

And probably anything on the Austrian school of economics,

not to mention Mein Kampf ;D

So two Nobel Peace prizes were awarded to Austrians,

7 Austrians have won for Physiology/Medicine,

3 for Physics,

4 for Chemistry,

and only 1 for Economics and 1 for Literature.

Of which of those Nobel laureates are you most proud?

Oh, and other than classical, what genres of music do you like? What genres do you absolutely hate?

Austria : I can see that . Yes , I do . What about you ? About the Nobel laureates , I can't really say .

Err..Karl von Frisch ? There's a type of music at my place called Schrammelmusik . Try

Googling it . What genres do I hate ? Well….Don't remind me . *insert headache moment

here*

So that's all for today ! Keep your questions coming ! =^o^=