America: WHERE WERE YOU?!
FlyingMintRAGE: Err…places?
*crickets*
FlyingMintRAGE : Sorry.I CAN"T BELIEVE I"VE ABANDONED THIS FOR SO LONG!DAMMIT! *takes a deep breath*Oh, by the way. China's beloved family has arrived !
China : So NOT beloved , aru !
FlyingMintRAGE :Whatever . Come on in !
Hong Kong : Hi.
Taiwan : Hey everyone~
South Korea ( who will be referred to as simply Korea ) : Ask-and-answer fics are made in Korea
,da-ze~!
Thailand : Hello.
Toto : *trumpets*^^
Vietnam : Your elephant is taking up too much space . Oh , hi !
Toto : *goes to backyard and joins other pets*
FlyingMintRAGE : Alright , let's get the show on the road !
First up today is hetaliaforever123
Hi there! *waves hand nervously* This is the very first time I've done this...
England: My cousins go crazy about One Direction! And because of that, I say "Thanks". Also, you're one of my favorite characters! So it's awesome to talk to you! *hugs England*
England : Why , thank you . Although I don't really think anything about these new-fangled boy
bands…
Baby you light up my world like nobody else . The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed . The way you-
Everyone : *turns to stare at England*
America : Dude , nice ringtone !
England :*pretends not to notice anything*
Germany: Don't worry, I'm not going to say anything related to your relationship with Italy. *cough cough* Anyways, so I'm planning on taking German in high school! What do you say?
Germany : That's nice to hear .
Japan: My cousin and brother are both learning Japanese! Wouldn't it be cool if you had a conversation with them?
Japan : It would be my pleasure . Just get them to write in next time .
Ukraine, Belarus, Belgium, the others that were recently added: No one spoke to you yet! Why?
Belarus : I would prefer speaking to my brother~Russia , come on , we can speak of our love~
Russia : No! *runs while Belarus chases him*
Ukraine : Well…I-I'm not exactly sure why..
Belgium : You're the first ! Nice to know you !
Netherlands: …Hmm..
Poland : 'Cause they like, totally don't know how .
Lithuania : You're not very good at making new friends either .
FlyingMintRAGE : Come to think of it , no one really spoke to the newcomers..or the Baltics..or the
Nordics…or the ..um..less major characters .
Anyways, I tend to blabber, so sorry! Bye now! *disappears with a wave of a wand. Yes, England, I use magic too.*
Everyone : Bye~
Liechtenstein : The next one is from Pipluplover169.
That was really funny! Thanks for answering my questions
'Kay, so you guys know my name already, right? Sorry about the blood last time, I had just taken care of... a problem... *cold smile*
Everyone: Have any of you ever played a video game called '999'? If you have, what're your thoughts on it?
Everyone : 999 ?
America : Is it scary ?
Japan : Not really . Just gory .
America : Just…gory..Right.
Greece: Can I pet one of your cats? They're so cute! :D
Greece : Zzz…huh ? Oh , oh yeah . Here *holds up a white cat with honey and black patches*This is
Theo.
Japan: Would you ever let anyone hug you... Ever?
Japan : I'm..not exactly sure of that one . For now…no.
Italy: How long do you think you'd survive without pasta? Also, can I have some? :3
Italy : WHAT ? I can't survive a DAY without pasta !
Romano : Too true . Which is why we stocked up.
Italy : By the way , here's some pasta for you.*hands pasta*
Hungary: What's your limit on money for a yaoi photo?
Hungary : Hmmm…..minimum….2211 HUF (approximately 10 US dollars..correct me if I'm wrong)
America: I dare you to play '999' if you haven't already played it.
America : It's a scary game isn't it….Fine…
*plays the terribly*
America: I'm done. *goes to emo corner*
Romano: Hmmm... If Spain were to propose to you, what would you say? *is a SANE Spamano fangirl*
Romano: No. Just….no.
Spain: Aw,come on! You know you want me~
Romano: …Have you caught the France virus?
France: Ohhonhonhonhon…
FlyingMintRAGE: Moving on!
England: First off, could you sing that weird song America's creeped out by? After that, play 7 minutes in heaven with America.
England : *is wearing a black cloak, carrying an old book with a strange symbol on the cover*
Flare up and burn it down
from corner to corner with that hellfire
don't leave a single trace
burn down even their souls
Flare up and burn it down
answer my calling right now
burn down those fools with
a crimson flame
(Santra ba~dra winza~na~ wonpa~to~rana intrakantera
Santra ba~dra winza~na~ wonpa~to~rana intrakantera)
Flare up and burn it down
from corner to corner with that hellfire
don't leave a single trace
burn down even their souls
(Look...!
For the sake of my terrible revenge, I'll cast a curse with all my power!
I summon thee from the distant earth! Come forth!)
Flare up and burn it down
answer my calling right now
burn down those fools with
a crimson flame.
*CUE DRAMATIC THUNDER AND LIGHTNING*
Russia: You called?
America: HOW DID HE APPEAR FROM THE GROUND? Wasn't he sitting right there?
Lithuania: You obviously don't know Russia very well.*shudders*
France: Expect to see me over at your house sometime at night, with a meat cleaver. *grins evilly*
France: Why,mon chere?
Everyone: What're your thoughts on me so far? *smiles innocently, holding a meat cleaver behind me* Be honest
FlyingMintRAGE: Honesty or death? Better choose wisely….
Romano: I hate you.
Spain: Romano, you hate everyone.
Italy: Fratello? Does that mean you hate me too?*teary eyed*
Romano: ….*mutters*Sometimes.
Italy:*doesn't hear, thank heavens* Oh, Pipluplover169! Ve~do you like pasta?
China: Irrevelent, aru. You're okay.
Latvia: She….she..scares me! *shivering at sight of meat cleaver*
Russia: You will become one with Russia, da? If so, I like you*smiles*
Belarus: Don' .Dare.*dark aura*
Everyone else: *doesn't say anything for fear of getting sliced-and-diced*
'Kay, so that's all! Bye, everyone! Oh, and if the police show up after I leave, don't tell 'em I was here, 'kay? Thanks Bye!
FlyingMintR
FlyingMintRAGE: O….kay…..NEXT! From Nemi Mercer.
Yay! I was a guest host as Momoko Sui! I changed my penname :3
FlyingMintRAGE: Ah.
Italy, Germany was Holy Rome. If you two are gonna have a moent, please go to Magical Yaoi Room #1. *poofs up room*
Italy: Ve~What's yaoi?
Germany: Sounds Japanese?*glances at Japan*
Japan: …..
Hungary:*comes out of the Magical Yaoi Room*Go on in.
Germany: What were you doing in there?
Hungary: Nothing….*innocent smile*
England, you're a real tsundere. Are you in denial?
England: Denial of what? I've nothing to be in denial of.
FlyingMintRAGE: *mutters*Yeah right.
America, give England a hug.
America: Will do! *hugs(read:almost suffocates)England*
England: ach..let..go..you..idiot..
America: *lets go*
England:*pant**wheeze*Bloody hell!*deep breath*
Austria, do you ever have a weird caffiene burst from all the coffee you drink?
Austria: No, and I'm offended by your question, therefore I will now unleash my anger on the
piano.*plays world's most epic tune on the piano*(A/N: Use your imagination.)
BTT, do an awesome introduction for your group!
Prussia: Awesome!
Spain: Possum!
France: You say what?
Prussia: What? What? You gotta love us!
France: Spread the love across the legion!
Spain: Come on! You don't need a reason!
Prussia: 'Cause we are!
Spain: The one, the only!
BTT: .TRIO.*puts on sunglasses*
Bye, bye that's all!
Everyone: Bye!
FlyingMintRAGE: Our last review is from a guest.
H-hello everyone I'm H-hetalia fangirl. *light blush forms on face* please don't stare me ever...
FlyingMintRAGE: Aww, you don't need to be shy!
So here are the d-dares and qu-questions. Dares: Miss Hungary:I dare you to hit Mister France with your frying pan tw-twice for flirting at Mister A-Austria it seems well wr-wrong to flirt with a g-guy if you are a guy and for trying to um...Have his "big chance" when Mister England was sick.
FlyingMintRAGE: WRONG TO FLIRT WITH A GUY IF YOU'RE A...Oh, you were referring to France.
Hungary: I hit him once, but I'll gladly do it again
*CLANG*
France: OW!
Hungary: That'll teach you.*smirk*
Mister England:(I'm sorry for doing this p-please forgive me it's for a friend) K-kiss M-Mister A-America.(Oh p-please forgive me) Oh if don't remember;I'm Phillipines.
England: Phillipines! Hello there. No way am I going to kiss America,ever.
FlyingMintRAGE: *points gun at England's head*You have no choice.
America:*grabs England and kisses him*
England:*pushes America away*Damn you!
Hungary: Shut it. You're blushing.
England: No I'm not! Don't say otherwise!
Questions: Mister America:Why don't you remember me? I'm like an Asian extent of you.
England: Because he's dense like that.
America: What? I do remember you! Li'l sis. And you don't have to call me Mister…
Mister Austria: Can you teach me how to play t-the piano later?
Austria: A student! Why, of course.
Mister Prussia:W-why do you call yourself a-awsome?
Prussia: Cause I am!
Germany: Pfft.
Um...I think that's it *hands everyone a bowl of ube (Oo-be)ice cream* I m-made it myself hope you like it. *smiles and blushes at the same time* G-goodbye.
Everyone: *nomming on ice cream*Bye!*nomnomnom*
AGE: O….kay…..