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FlyingMintRAGE : *whips out megaphone* HELLO WORLD!WELCOME TO HETALIA ANSWERED!
Everyone else :*fingers blocking ears* Too..loud…
FlyingMintRAGE: I really should keep a record of our victims-I mean guests-because there's loads
loads of 'em…
*darkness falls**evil laughter*
Lithuania: Err..what's going on?
Latvia : *clinging to Estonia**tremble..tremble*
Alfred : DON'T YOU WORRY GUYS ! The hero will protect you!*is actually a little freaked out himself*
? : .IDIOT!
Romania:*insert trollface here*Problem, Bulgaria?
Bulgaria: Romania, turn the frikkin lights back on.
Romania: Why? Afraid of a little dark?*grins*
Australia: Alright! *epicly slams the door down*
FlyingMintRAGE : O_O My door!
Hungary : Oh hey there. Australia,Bulgaria...Romania…
Romania : *glare*
Hungary: *glare back*
Prussia : As much as I enjoy this, let's have the first review from the
awesome-but-not-as-awesome-as-me Otaku-Jewel!
Hi! I decided to ask a few questions too!
Everyone: Hello.
France: I just finished the topic of WW1 with my social studies class.. Sorry for doing this to you but 3 words: Battle of Verdun.
France: *emo corner*
England: I think you broke him…..Thank you!
Canada : Well that wasn't very nice.
England: Who said that?
FlyingmintRAGE: If you haven't heard already, did you know Buon San Valentino is an episode now? In other words, GerIta is Canon!
FlyingMintRAGE: Yeah I know! *is now imagining some hot GerIta*
(Only include this one if you believe in the HREGermany theory)
Italy: Read some HREGermany theory fanfictions. What do you think?
Italy: Ve~okay.*reads some HREGermany theory fanfics*H…Holy rom…Germany?*tears up and hugs
Germany?
Germany: What? Italy,get off me!
Italy: But Germa-Holy Ro-uh….
Canada: You were noticed at one point or another in time! You had the best military force in WW1!
Canada : Uh…thanks? *smile*
Hungary and Japan: Shounen-ai or Yaoi?
Hungary: Yaoi!
Japan: I'd…rather not answer.
FlyingMintRAGE: I don't care! Answer it!
Japan : I'll think about it.
Germany: He means no.
FlyingMintRAGE: Damn.
America: Steal England's truth potion, put some into his tea without him knowing, and ask if he loves you.
America: Truth potion?
FlyingMintRAGE : Here.*hands America flask of truth potion*
America:*puts potion in England's tea*
America : England, do you love me?
England: More than anything else in the world..(You can take this romantically
or platonically )
Bye for now!
Everyone : Bye~
Sweden: N'xt up is geritash'pper123.(geritashipper123),wr'ting as S'cily.
CIAO!
Everyone : Hello!
Im alisea and i represent the island of sicily!
Italy: Ve! Ciao sorellina!
Canda: have you noticed that no onss asking you stuff? Cruel! *hugs* your awesome.
Canada: Thank you!
España: *glomps* HOLA!
Spain: Hola to you too,chica!
America: be honest. Do you have a crush on england? Also how do you stay thin? Cause i get bullied... *goes into emo corner.*... Lo siento if i offend you...
America: People bully you because you're not thin? That's just pathetic. Anyway, I exercise! As for
whether I have a crush on England…No.
Hungary: Please explain this picture*holds up a USUK pic*
America : That was Photoshopped! PHOTOSHOPPED!
England: my friend is obssesed with you! Shes also the human flying mint bunny!
England: I don't know what to say to that. Obsessed?
Roma: *gives tomatos*
Romano: Thank you, sorellina!
Feli: *puppy eyes* may i have pasta fratello? Per favore?
Italy : Ve~Si! Of course you can*gives pasta*
Japan: THANK YOU FOR MAKING ANIME AND MANGA AND YAOI! *gives rice balls* also why are all the uniform skirts in manga o short?
Japan : You're very welcome. As for why the skirts in manga are so short, it's for fanservice.
Korea: With you included in the 'fans'
Japan: No….*denial*
Prussia: YOUR AWESOME! Can i have a hug?
Prussia : Of course! Here's an awesome hug from the awesome me!*hugs*
France: ... I share a birthday with you...
France: Oh? That's nice to hear.
KAY SORRY IT WAS LONG
ARRIVADERCHI!
Everyone: Bye~
FlyingMintRAGE: That concludes this chapter. See you next time on Hetalia Answered!