What If?
A/N: What if King Harold lived in Shrek The Third, but Charming took over the kingdom anyways? Oh, and the king is a human in this story.
"Wake up sleepy head." King Harold moaned and rolled onto his side, a sweet voice woke him up from his sleep. "Come on, wake up." he sat up and looked to his right, Queen Lillian was sitting there with a smile on her face as the sun streamed into the room behind her. Harold smiled and moved over a little so that his head rested on Lillian's lap "Yes my queen. What do you want?" Lillian leaned down and kissed his forehead "Well usually the king wakes up before everyone else." Harold looked at her and raised his eyebrow "So?" she smiled and looked at the clock in the corner "So...Harold, it's 8:30.". The king shot up and looked at the clock, he rubbed his forehead and sighed. "I'm getting too old for this." he then heard a giggle behind him. "You're not old Harold. If you're old, then I'm old. And I'm certainly not old.". Harold smirked and crawled over to her, she laid down and he got on top of her "You are certainly not old." he said as he kissed and sucked on her neck. Lillian giggled more and tried to push him off, but failed. "I should probably get up and do my job." Lillian wrapped her arms around his neck so he couldn't move. "Shrek and Fiona are filling in for us today. I'm giving them a chance to see what it's like to be king and queen." he nodded and continued his assault on her body. "Mhm. Sounds very good. Shrek will make a great king." Lillian nodded while kissing his lips.
Harold was sitting in his office, going over his paperwork. Someone knocked on the door and he leaned back in his chair. "Come in." his voiced boomed. Lillian popped her head in and smiled "Hi honey, do you have a minute?" Harold nodded as Lillian walked in and closed the door quietly. "I thought you were in a meeting?" she walked over to him and shook her head "It was cancelled. But, have you heard the news about our daughter and son?". Harold shook his head, Lillian leaned against his desk and crossed her arms. "Well, they almost burned down the castle.". The kings eyes shot open and he laughed a little bit. "Really?" Lillian nodded, "They were at the ceremony that we were supposed to be at. Well Shrek's belt buckle shot open and hit Donkey in the eye and it went all down hill after that.". The king laughed and stood up "That's hilarious! Is every okay though?" Lillian nodded, she followed him out the door. They walked over to Shrek and Fiona's room when they heard a thud. Harold looked at Lillian and took off running towards the door, he knocked real quick while opening the door. Shrek was on the floor and Fiona looked shocked. "Is everyone ok?" Harold asked, Shrek got back onto the bed while rubbing his head. "Yeah, we're fine. But we just found out that..." he looked at Fiona and she smiled "We just found out that I'm pregnant.". The kings mouth dropped and the queens eyes popped open. "You're...you're, pregnant?" Harold asked, Fiona nodded. Lillian ran over to her daughter and hugged her "Oh my gosh! I'm going to be a grandma?" Fiona hugged her mother back with tears in her eyes. Shrek and Harold were still there, in shock. The king then looked at Shrek and smiled "Congratulations son." he shook his hand "Thank you dad.". Lillian wiped a tear away from her cheek "We'll talk more in the morning, okay?" Fiona nodded and watched her parents leave their room. "That went well." Fiona said, Shrek groaned and face planted into his pillow.