Dear Diary: The RvB series through Caboose

Agent Tex Part 1

I needed a small walk to get my head on things, having lost two friends at once was quite sad.

But then, during my little walk, I bumped into some other soldier guys, they looked a little funny, especially when they mentioned their plan to fight us, and the tank, though while was still sad about what happened, I told them not to worry about the tank, and then they vanished.

Following that small visit from them, I got back and helped get all that black stuff off Tucker.

Since we were basically don't have Church anymore, Tucker decided to call command and get more help, after a brief talk, Tucker decided to get a Mercenary, what ever that is (though Tucker told that it's someone who fights for money).

Suddenly, we are met by a ghost who claims to be Church, though that ridiculous, Church is blue, not white.

Thought Tucker convinced me that it is Church.

It turns out, Church came to warn us about a mercenary called Tex, how seemed to be a bit of a meanie, being that Church encounter him when he killed his old buddy by beating him with his own skull (which Tucker believes that doesn't seem physically possible) and before he left, he told us not to call him, even though we kinda did.

Then as that happens, the Tex guy finally arrives.

He doesn't seem like a meanie, I'm sure we can be friends.

I'm scared!

Tex is kinda using me as target practice, and I'm so happy that he hasn't hit me.

Then he head's off to go get the flag back form the red guys.

It took a few minutes, and then I notice that Tex got captured by the red guys, when Church came back and later learned that we got Tex.

He was quite a bit upset about that, and then he revealed that Tex is actually his girlfriend!

He then later on mentioned something about Tex with his… sorry her A.I.

"What's the 'A' stand for?" I asked.

"Artificial." He replied.

"What's the I-?"

"Intellengence."

"Oh… what the 'A' again?"

So it then turns out, Tex is a robot, and Church is… a gay robot!

So now that we know that the reds have Tex, we had to rescue her, so we go through the portal to make me and Tucker suits go black.

Though I wonder if it stings?

Tucker says it doesn't, so that's good, so I can ju-

"Ouchie! You lied to me!"

That was mean of Tucker!

He even wouldn't let me say hi to Church when we were later on near the red base.

I was then told to hide, which worked well, since they can't see me and I can't see them.

Being a soldier is so much fun!

Tucker then tells me to hide behind another rock, so I do that.

A little later, I look through the sniper rifle to see what's happening, then a see a red guy, quite possibly the leader, with Tex going outside, and I decide to kill, so that way Church can forgive me killing him, and then we can be friends again!

I got him in my site, and I finally shot him!

I did it!

I shot the red leader, and now he's a ghost like Church and… wait, is that Church?

…

…

Oops.

"Oh, you've gotta be killing me!"

"Tucker did it!"